No.34694 [View All]
I noticed that /sl/ didn’t have a Lewding for idiots thread, so I decided to make one. This thread is dedicated to newbies or even returnees, like myself , who’ve never lewded in SL. Basic tips and general knowledge to help beginners pop those figurative cherries are very much wanted.
What’s needed to even begin Lewding in SL? :
Is there any animation needed to Lewd in SL?
Is there any character restrictions, as in shota, lolis, etc.
What are/is the best genitals to use when Lewding?
What’s the process of lewding during lewdings, I.E is there descriptive typing alongside animations?
Where to meet people interested in Lewding?
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No.35012
>>35011
I'm sorry you feel that way. IM me next time I'm online and we can rap about it.
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No.35013
>>34978
DO THIS:
"Hi, your avatar is nice. Are you up for lewding?"
if the answer is "yes":
"Cool, what kind of stuff are you into?"
if the answer is "no"
"Alright, that's fine."
if the answer is "SICK, NASTY"
congrats, you asked naomi you idiot
NOT THIS (actual examples):
"Its mating session and i was thinking ..............would you like to mate.im half female"
"noses.. and smells your scent.....mmm a fine beast you are...mmmm nice scent i smell....huffing.....mmm looks at your body...and groans with lusty passion"
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No.35014
>>34978
Pretty much every time I'm lewding with strangers it goes some variation of:
>Hey, your av looks great!
>Thanks, love yours too :)
>I wouldn't mind [insert sexual stuff here]
>Haha well we can arrange that
And then we fuck.
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No.35015
>>35010
What happens if I'm not too big on rp?
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No.35016
>>34763
I just read this. This is hot, im me and ill give you the keys to the place after we are done
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No.35017
>>35015
Then you're hooped.
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No.35018
>>35011
Bitter isn't sexy. I know that sounds like snarky shitposting and it kinda is, but it's also legit advice. Moping about not getting any will make people less likely to give it to you, not more. Stop taking the lewd so seriously.
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No.35019
>>35013
>congrats, you asked naomi you idiot
kek
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No.35020
>>35016
Ssen pai, The moment my lewding skills improve i'm conquering dat ass, like i'm invading Gaul!
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No.35022
Lewding tips #1
Pay attention to your surroundings.
No one likes that jackass that strolls into a themed sim blissfully ignorant of their surroundings and starts hitting on people.
This goes for appearance and how you act.
Don't be the shy, quiet, friendly guy who IMs women, "Hey beautiful, what brings you here?" to every women he sees...in the Rape Alley Forced Sex Fuckpalooza sim. They're not in that sim to meet sensitive, artistic types.
Don't be the jackass in jeans and a leather jacket trying to pick up girls in a fantasy themed RP sim.
Don't be that guy who shows up in an RP sim and starts trying to RP with everyone in the OOC lobby. The entrance to the RP area is right there, use it! If you see someone in the lobby you want to RP a scene with just ask them, "Hey, want to head into the sim and roleplay with my penis?"
And definitely don't be that reject who stands around in a sim and asks, "What is this place? What do you do here?" like you were walking down a street on the mainland when some thugs ran up, put a sack over your head, tossed you in a van, and you woke up in this new sim not knowing how you got there, having also entirely forgotten how to read land descriptions and in-world signs.
If you can't make at least an attempt to show you're aware of your surroundings, why would anyone want to bother with you?
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No.35082
>tfw you finally lewd with someone you've been chasing for a while and they're pretty bad.
Dunno what the big deal about them is now...
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No.35083
>>35082
Care to share with the class?
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No.35084
>>35082
Oh please, do continue..
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No.35092
>>35084
>>35083
I don't want to name them and hurt their feelings, but this has happened to me twice with /d/ people, there's a reason they're sluts with their quantity over quality ways.
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No.35093
>>35082
I have the opposite problem. There are people who will not stop talking to me and I hate how they act and their avatars. I have even told them explicitly "no" but they still persist. I don't want to block them because they haven't been offensive or anything, just autistic.
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No.35095
>>35092
So what you're saying is that I need to look for someone who is infinite quality and zero quantity. Who in /d/ is like that though?
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No.35096
>>35095
>zero quantity
But wouldn't that just mean they don't lewd at all?
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No.35100
>>35095
Why settle for just one or the other, when I know one person in /d/ who is both?
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No.35104
>>35082
>>35092
I feel like people feel like this when/if they eventually lewd with me, since I RP rarely but flirt often.
But good RPers, ones that are much better than I, keep coming back so I guess I bring something interesting to the table despite my shortcomings...
Anyway, try not to build up too many expectations before you lewd with someone. Everyone likes different things with their lewd stylings, and it's quite possible that whoever you lewded with just likes things differently than you.
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No.35107
well since we are on the loose subject. Who have you rp'd with among /d/ that you would say are in fact good?
>roxie
>kami
>vistu
>alice
>kiki
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No.35111
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No.35112
>>35107
So you went for all the easy people?
How can anyone take your ass seriously?
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No.35113
>>35112
practice makes perfect
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No.35128
>>35107
Only Kiki is good out of all of them
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No.35129
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No.35130
>>35107
All those people are shit except for Kiki.
And that's how I know you're lying. If you think pubbie garbage like vistu and kami are good there's no way you lewded with Kiki.
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No.35132
>>35107
Kami knows how to type but her avatar is bland
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No.35133
>>35130
Not true, a year ago Kiki begged hard for my cock in a public sim and just poseballed on it.
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No.35135
>>35132
I kind of like it. Not like there's any other slimes around /d/.
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No.35136
>>35135
it's hideous, looks like some cartoon
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No.35137
>>35136
that's just like your opinion man
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No.35138
>>35137
if you look at his av and think it looks good, you got shit tastes.
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No.35140
>>35138
Cool insults bro, you pick them out yourself or just borrow them off the low-hanging fruit shelf? Just cause you don't like something doesn't mean you have to be such a baby about it.
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No.35141
>>35140
Kami if you didn't want to get triggered you'd have a better av.
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No.35142
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No.35143
>>35140
Kami dont you have a local chat to fill up with your inane whispering?
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No.35146
>>35107
I have to say, from a personal experience, Vistu is pretty much the worst out of all of them
Source: Hey it's me Vistu
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No.35148
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No.35149
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No.35150
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No.35156
>Top tier
People who can do semi-para or just poseball depending on the mood
>Mid tier
People who can't rp too well but make it up by being a total slut and dirty talk
>Shit tier
People who only poseball
>Why do you exist tier
People who write walls of text at me and expect me to respond the same way
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No.35178
>>34792
We have gone full circle: ThinkPad r34
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No.35179
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No.35388
>>35178
Once I learn how to drawfag I will draw an anthropomorphic Thinkpad.
I like these squished pepe pictures I see them on /g/ and /tech/ most often Also I tried Firestorm on a T40 once but it overheated and shut off after a minute
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No.36047
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Project-Arousal/6711393
This seems like a good enough all in one lewd package. Is it worth it?
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No.36048
>>36047
Bad animations, bad coding, can't replace animations.
Only useful for shits and giggles.
It has a lot of fun features but again, bad animations, same with Project Sex and all the addons for it.
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No.36200
>>36048
As a scripter, can confirm bad coding.
It's far too expensive for what it is.
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No.36236
>>36200
Can you make a better one?
I'd buy it if you did.
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No.36238
>>36236
Maybe when I stop being depressed and lazy, and complete my other previous projects I've procrastinated on for so long first.
I'm also not an animator nor a modeler, so making special things like vibrating toys or whatever will be a little difficult at first unless I take the time to get experience on those subjects.
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No.36269
>>36238
You sound like me.
But okay, maybe make it for Sansar then.
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