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Survive the fire caves! BOOKMARK THE BUNKER--->https://julay.world/strek/

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fb8d18  No.30179[Reply]

It's better not to resist, Commander.

>They dive deeply into our minds.

?Our hopes.

>Our memories, our fears.

>Even our dreams.

Has anyone else been having really strange dreams lately?

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f0a783  No.30203

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652f96  No.29248[Reply]

Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about? Which crew would it feature? Would you try to write an episode about the Guardian at the edge of forever into TNG? Maybe make a mirror universe tng episode? Or would you say fuck all of that and make your own trek series. What would you do anon?

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0f114e  No.30021

>>30001

Off by one…

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015889  No.30074

>>30021

So was the teleporter operator

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2bfa39  No.30129

File: 66f6740e7181071⋯.webm (436.68 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Go Home.webm)

>>30074

>teleporter

Leave

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ecbeb4  No.30140

File: f9a9bb4640ba0ea⋯.jpg (208.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (8).jpg)

>>30001

WE'RE THE COUNCIL OF RIKERS, WESLEY! WE'RE GONNA –BURP– WE'RE GONNA –BURP– HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS, WESLEY! A BUNCHA BIG OL' HALF-RIKER KIDS. IT'S, IT'S NOT—IT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, WESLEY.

I'M PICKLE RIKER! MAKE IT SO, ENGAGE WESLEY!!

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42217a  No.30163

>>30140

Please no.

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eae390  No.28217[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Thread in which /strek/ celebrates the return of the greatest currently-running Star Trek series for it's second season.

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ee4ea0  No.30336

File: 3936248e9b31316⋯.webm (1.5 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Artificial Waifus You Say.webm)

I like how Gordon copied this speech.

At least Tuvok showed up.

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9a7521  No.30345

File: 0112162c7ae4ddd⋯.png (529.4 KB, 992x558, 16:9, 1.png)

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Some Tuvok, and a Bortas. This episode had some good Bortas reaction pics.

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6a1780  No.30350

What a tear jerker. One of the best episodes so far.

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ec6346  No.30351

>>30321

I actually liked it a lot, maybe the best of this season. It had some emotion without getting melodramatic, and it gave Malloy something to do besides comic relief.

I wish they'd made more use of Tim Russ, though.

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af5df8  No.30355

New thread. >>30353

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a7635a  No.16108[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Things that retarded fans seem to parrot as facts but are complete bullshit and grind your gears.

Here is a common one as an example:

USS Defiant - Sisko's ship - Facts:

>Was equipped with a Romulan cloaking device

>Said cloak was to be only used in Gamma Quadrant

>Also meant to be only operated by a Romulan Waifu that disappeared for whatever reason

>When the original Defiant was destroyed, the replacement did not have a cloaking device fitted

Somehow this translates to:

<Federation had developed cloaking technology

<All Defiant Class ships have cloaking devices

Shit like this makes me rage about the Trek fanbase.

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acfb64  No.29585

>>29574

This is true even to this day, Black and White tv's can have 100% pixel fill which even modern tv's can't achieve. Not sure why mention this unless you are going to talk about the pilot episode?

>>29582

He said black and white anon though not sure what this has to do with anything.

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6d5cc3  No.29589

>>29507

>I believe I've said this before but I have come to the conclusion that anyone who rants and raves about how great TOS is especially over TNG and DS9 has never watched it.

I think it's a generational thing. TOS was certainly hit-and-miss, but the rest of the sci-fi TV landscape in the late 1960s and early 1970s was miss-and-miss. Sci-fi fans who grew up in that time basically had nothing else to watch.

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a2d6a8  No.29728

Biggest misconception here!

Star Trek was made for Americans :^)

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01f5a0  No.30038

>>29471

>>29473

>>29481

>>29507

I always thought that Kirk's faux reputation as a sex-hungry machine was a result of some strange conflation with Roddenberry's life.

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e01397  No.30131

>>30038

Liberals are known degenerates.

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9c90a2  No.28328[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

YOU WILL ACCEPT THE FEDERATION OR I WILL KILL YOU

Terra Prime did nothing wrong.

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5ef522  No.29269

>>29224

>Bashir and Garak

That relationship is a lot easier to portray as 'sexually tense' even flirtatious - until you remember that Garak is bored as hell and just turning up the hamminess to entertain himself with the closest thing he's found to intelligent company in a long time. Besides, everyone knows that Garak/Tora is the only actual love story in DS9

>>29174

The Eugenics Wars can't come soon enough. I'd even accept Benedict Cumminbutt as Khan if that's what it took.

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e7e041  No.29288

>>29269

I always call him Bentdick Cummysnatch.

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f05875  No.29329

>>29269

There is only one true love for any Cardassian and that is the State

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7488bd  No.30009

>>29164

>Right Wing Gul Squads

FTFY

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15dd2f  No.30237

>>30009

They aren't swole enough.

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5a100b  No.21714[Reply]

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9a0fea  No.29661

>>29653

>top left blue shirt

>left

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b42ad5  No.29666

>>29661

Tabloid journalism for you.

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cdd2dd  No.29674

>>29653

That's fucked, but not as fucked as the way Angelina Jolie is raising her kids.

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231465  No.29723

>>29674

She has kids?

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c76361  No.29985

>>29723

She laid eggs.

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3523ac  No.29270[Reply]

Does anyone find it weirdly contradictory that the Federation had a death sentence for going to the Talosian's planet because they were afraid people would obtain their technology and become addicted to it. Then a few decades later the Federation develops their own eerily similar technology and puts it on all of their shiny starships?

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c43e78  No.29908

>>29806

>Also dear god tell me one of them isn't a chick now?

The best part is the Talosians in TOS were all played by women with male voices overdubbed as a deliberate casting choice to make them seem more alien and give an effect of "antisexuality."

So in a way, STD is undermining its own "muh diversity" agenda by stripping out that interesting antisexual quirk and making them very blatantly male and female.

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dfb1c4  No.29909

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4284ed  No.29910

>>29908

I wondered if they tried making the nuTalosians androgynous, but completely forgot about/ignored the fact that men and women have obvious differences in their skeletal structures.

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3ec1e2  No.29975

>>29907

If they had green skin and wore purple, would it be intentional?

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b04442  No.29979

>>29908

You can only be transgendered if there is something for you to be "trans-" from. If there were no sexes, then everyone would be cisgendered, which is obviously not acceptable.

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f52d58  No.29203[Reply]

Well well… look at ye virgin babies! Muckin' about aimlessly, never knowin' when the worst is gonna strike, and when it does yer quick to wet yer wee diapers! Just like yer precious baby hero Cap'n Jimmy.

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4e1590  No.29824

File: 0599b166cb125e7⋯.jpg (122.75 KB, 1024x636, 256:159, Ireland.jpg)

>>29799

PLZ STUP!

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ad5a89  No.29858

>>29433

Dr. Samuel Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right.

>>29769

>>29824

Lol. It's just bantz, faggot. I fucking love the Irish.

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8bc449  No.29900

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>>29858

>Unironically loving the potatoniggers

Get out.

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ad5a89  No.29904

>>29900

They're fun. I love watching Irish Buzzfeed. Somehow it's actually interesting when they do it.

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bb8865  No.29976

/strek/ should change it's motto to "We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but not the Irish!"

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af14f9  No.29032[Reply]

Where are the toilets in Star Trek?

Or have they develop some sort of genetic engineering that means they don't have to shit?

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af6a71  No.29912

In a more enlightened age it becomes obvious that you don't need toilets when you already have showers.

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3f641a  No.29915

>>29912

>mfw I stomp my shit down the shower drain

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32e558  No.29917

>>29915

sonic boom-boom

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276709  No.29943

>>29917

That's the name of the new Sanic movie unironically.

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0adf24  No.29972

>>29943

Imagine a Sanic-Trek crossover?

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0e9d2b  No.29519[Reply]

>that's forever alone in engineering

>dies on the regular

>electrocuted on the regular

>poorly "repaired" by Nomad

>fakes death and everyone laughs

>was the closest thing to the 3rd in command yet never gets any respect

>never gets invited to Kirk, Spock and Bones's Best Friends Forever club

>gets cucked by aliens

>gets cucked by his friends

>gets possessed and cucked by demons (kills the only girls in the galaxy drunk enough to fuck him)

>gets cucked by the gods themselves

>gets cucked by the unknown

>gets JUSTed by his own wife

>gets JUSTed in the divorce

>only ever gets a pity fuck from Uhura

>may have finally found some happiness

But wait

>universe rebooted by Jew Jew

>ends up forever alone

>banished to frozen shit hole

>only company is some ugly ass homo ayy

>Uhura fucks Spock then some other assholes

>Forever Alone

>Forever Justed

<“….When a man of Scotty’s years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is suddenly revealed to him. His whole heart once throbbed, only to the ship’s engines.” Kirk Log Entry

Is being Scotty suffering?

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85608d  No.29716

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>>29519

>forever alone in engineering

<Implying that's not how he liked it

>dies on the regular

<When?

>electrocuted on the regular

<Like everyone?

>poorly "repaired" by Nomad

<Nomad a shit

>fakes death and everyone laughs

<Out of context

>was the closest thing to the 3rd in command yet never gets any respect

<Was third in command and had plenty of respect

>never gets invited to Kirk, Spock and Bones's Best Friends Forever club

<Had his own best friend club with engineering and operation buddies

>gets cucked by aliens

<Thots

>gets cucked by his friends

<When?

>gets possessed and cucked by demons (kills the only girls in the galaxy drunk enough to fuck him)

<Like everyone else on the Enterprize

>gets cucked by the gods themselves

<Like everyone else in the Galaxy

>gets cucked by the unknown

<Like everyone else in the Universe

>gets JUSTed by his own wife

<Thots

>gets JUSTed in the divorce

<Thots

>only ever gets a pity fuck from Uhura

<Thots

>may have finally found some happiness

<The ship is love, the ship is life

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c858f6  No.29945

>>29536

>Moments like this make me wish every Trek series took place in its own universe

The Scotty paradox; did Scotty retire and get trapped in stasis while believing Kirk was alive and well, or did Scotty drink himself to death believing Kirk died on board the Enterprise-C and he couldn't save him…

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c220d2  No.29950

>>29945

>The Scotty paradox; did Scotty retire and get trapped in stasis while believing Kirk was alive and well, or did Scotty drink himself to death believing Kirk died on board the Enterprise-C and he couldn't save him…

What happened is that Leonard Nimoy and Deforest Kelley decided that dignity outweighed the need for a paycheque and turned down showing up in Generations as the writers (Ronald Moore and Brannon Braga) originally planned, Walter Koenig and James Doohan decided that the need for a paycheque outweighed dignity and accepted the offer to be the replacements. Either Moore and Braga totally forgot about the Relics plot despite Moore also having written that episode, or they just hoped that nitpicking nerds wouldn't pay attention to that plot hole.

Sorry to break immersion and all, but let's not pretend that Star Trek plot holes are the result of anything but writing, casting, or budget issues.

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39f9af  No.29956

>>29945

Perhaps Scotty knew damn well Kirk had such massive balls and over inflated sense of self importance that he would probably manage to come back to life at least once. And he was right technically.

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482895  No.29969

>>29956

That would be a great story, Kirk fucking his way back into existence.

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625a2e  No.28261[Reply]

Interesting how much their opinions have changed since their last STD video.

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56f895  No.29840

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>making a show nobody watches

>making off-season spinoff "webisodes" for a show nobody watches

>making a 50-minute video review of off-season "webisodes" for a show nobody watches

>making a thread about a 50-minute video review of off-season "webisodes" for a show nobody watches

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838f0f  No.29850

>>29840

The irony is that every reiteration piled up more viewers than the source show. We are laughing at people, laughing at people, laughing at STD.

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001ff2  No.29851

>>28366

I'm not bothering with it. Too much hassle/I'm too lazy to bother with torrents or whatever.

>>29835

At the time of writing that post, the Short Treks were not even on Netflix. Apparently, Netflix got them for free like a month afterwards, and then they hid them in the "Trailers and more" section. CBS initially expected Netflix to buy the rights to the Short Treks for non NA distribution, but Netflix refused. Netflix eventually got them for free with the deal to distribute Season 2 outside of NA.

Since Discovery has (somehow) been approved for a season 3, I do not know if Netflix will cough up the money again, or Netflix will just go "if you want non-NA viewers, you're going to have to accept our deal".

That all said, streaming services have gone to absolute shit. First it was just Netflix, but then Disney did their own thing, HBO did their own thing, CBS did their own thing, now the UK broadcasters are joining forces to do their own thing as well. That's not forgetting Amazon who ties their weird subscription to their "Prime", which is total bullshit and anit-consumerist. Soon, you'll have to have something like 5-6 subscriptions to watch whatever you want.

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8feb60  No.29857

>>29840

Holy shit, I'm loving that pic.

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799bcc  No.29859

>>29840

I'm glad somebody saved my shoop

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7198ca  No.29745[Reply]

I just fucking realised that the Borg going from a terrifying omnipotent inscrutable menace to bumbling stooges might not have been a convenient retcon, but rather part of their actual plan.

Forget about "The Borg" as in the Star Trek "race" and what that means to you. Think about what a real galaxy-spanning machine-mind might be like: how distantly beyond any little federation it would be as a result of assimilating, cross-referencing and extrapolating on every technology and philosophy it can find and using that to advance itself.

How fucking ludicrous it is that some humans could ever out-wit a patient, immortal collective like that.

We couldn't ever even assume that whatever surface it presents to us is its real self. As far as we know, every feature or characteristic we are presented with is merely a strategic choice designed to influence our long-term decisions.

What I'm getting at is that I think the Federation has already been assimilated, they (and by extension we) just don't realise it yet.

And they did this with Jeri Ryan's massive fucking bongo titties.

What we see of the Borg are basically dumb inept insects that are the DIAMETRIC OPPOSITE of the things the Federation values about themselves, and the reason they resist assimilation. But if our individuality and sense of self really is a strength, then wouldn't the collective want to incorporate that? But how would you assimilate that without destroying it?

Maybe by letting us think we're independent will still finding an interface that integrates us as an intact organ into a greater whole.

Maybe you'd go about that with a sophisticated bimbo trojan horse aimed directly at us, the audience (and by extension the crew) and some bullshit about a unimatrix, and LARPing as antagonists while all along safeguarding their (partially-borgified) ship and ultimately even ultimately giving them a highway to get home.

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b17ffc  No.29758

>what if bad writing is actually good writing because of things that were never shown or even alluded to?

Yeah. It's clear Voyager never happened. It was all a Barclay adventure in the holodeck.

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20d7df  No.29759

>>29758

>It was all a Barclay adventure in the holodeck.

There wasn't nearly enough dicking involved for that.

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f6c10e  No.29761

>>29758

I think it's interesting that a show like Star Trek could design some very high-concept constructs but then hand them off to oblivious sitcom writers. Intentionally partitioned like that, ideas can potentially build up from and around the audience, instead of filtering down from showrunners hiding their hand.

Maybe.

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5a6cb3  No.29765

>>29759

Maybe the dicking was just all offscreen?

>create holodeck fuckfest

>every so often run out of jizz and need to take a break

>have the computer create a ship, generate a crew of various crazies and losers, and toss it across the holo-galaxy

>in between bouts of debauchery, take a look every so often at what antics it's getting up to on their way "home"

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2e37d4  No.29775

>>29765

Okay but what was his self insert, if the real point of the show was to have a couple of unobtainable waifu's while you dick every lass on either side of the marque issue.

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1b5ef4  No.5907[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Worst Star Trek episodes?

This masterpiece is from DS9 season 3, episode 8: "Meridian".

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c95c12  No.29657

>>29647

Most of TNG season 1 was more interesting than that snoozefest that was season 2

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636a25  No.29726

>>29651

The madmen they really want the show to die don't they?

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ca4dcf  No.29752

>>9528

> Shatner does his finest dramatic over-acting! when the crew realise he's acting weird

That was entertaining as fuck.

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14bad5  No.29760

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>>9528

Imagine missing the point of Miri this hard.

It's not a lazy gimmick that they find a planet that happens to be an exact reflection of 1960s Earth. It's very intentional. The entire episode is a mission statement for the series as a whole, which is why it's the only ep in TOS which has a different font for the title card.

It's also why most of the children in the episode are the IRL kids of the crew and cast. Shatner holds his own child in his arms at one point and Roddenberry's spawn is running around there somewhere. They were thinking about the future.

Pro-tip: look at what's drawn on the chalkboard behind Kirk, the dialogue, and the costumes the Onlies are wearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6gjQBwPFM

BTW the kid with the gavel is the kid from To Kill A Mockingbird, and that's not a coincidence either.

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383862  No.29770

>>9528

Fuck you m8. Also Janeway and Gumby proved women make terrible captains. None of those are even bad episodes and backdoor pilots were common as shit back then. The only truly bad episode of TOS was the Alternative Factor. Spock's Brain is stupid but its horribly enjoyable.

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1af4bc  No.29381[Reply]

>Produced by Alex Kurtzman for Nickelodeon

Apparently it's for kids which is weird cause I thought that what STD was for?

http://archive.li/ARYHG

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1729cf  No.29478

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>>29462

I'd be fine with JJ Trek Space Cases. At least we could get some new waifus out of it.

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8a4857  No.29479

>>29478

We will get creatures not waifus out of it anon.

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c9bc0e  No.29569

>>29478

What we will have some random girl in her underwear for Kirk to look at then Bones somehow being the one to bone her?

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de26cc  No.29731

>>29478

I misread that as Jewish State there for a moment.

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600745  No.30015

>>29381

>animated comedy series

STD is already an unintentional comedy, God knows how an intentional comedy would look like.

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File: ccc6aa486d34b7d⋯.png (397.16 KB, 807x611, 807:611, Eleen.png)

cf5f9b  No.29418[Reply]

>McCoy: Now you listen to me young woman! I'll touch you in any way or manner that my professional judgement indicates!

<Eleen: No, no… the pain is… there…

<Eleen: Lower…

>McCoy: Uh…

Was Eleen the thirstiest milf of all?

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56f638  No.29424

File: 688006b0e95c852⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.64 MB, 1167x805, 1167:805, Pussywoman.png)

>>29418

Man, Julie Newmar does things to me.

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