80c3f9 No.1631 [Last50 Posts]
I want to fuck a Romulan girl
>the short hair and pointy ears of vulcans without the autism.
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c7febb No.1632
Except she will stab you in the back.
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a7410d No.1636
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ac5f2d No.1638
>>1631
Vulcan women:
>no unnecessary backtalk
>high intellegence
<will only fuck you once every 7 years
<no passion
<will point out every mistake you make
Romulan women:
>plenty of pussy
>very attractive
<very deceptive (lies to near pathological levels)
<will kill you in your sleep as soon as she is bored of you
<if she doesn't kill you, the Tal Shiar will
I'll take a Klingon woman.
>loyal to no end (cheating is dishonorable and will land you in Gre'thor)
>always in shape
>rough, passionate sex on the regular
>will kill people who talk shit about you to preserve your honor
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f317d4 No.1639
>>1638
><very deceptive (lies to near pathological levels)
<will kill you in your sleep as soon as she is bored of you
<if she doesn't kill you, the Tal Shiar will
In all fairness, two out of three of those apply to all women.
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a4e310 No.1650
>>1638
What about Cardassian women?
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43b33b No.1656
>>1638
><will only fuck you once every 7 years
This is not true. She will only give you a CHILD every 7 years, but I have no problem with that as the sex at the time of the mating drive would be fucking insane.
><no passion
Ask Tripp about that.
><will point out every mistake you make
There is no female of any species in any quadrant that will resist that. Even the fucking changeling female was always nitpicking Odo.
>>1650
>What about Cardassian women?
Nipples, if any, are too scaly. Plus she probably has a cloaca. Oral sex will result in salmonella.
Bajoran nose ridges are cute, but they're a fucking humorless race. They're too busy moping around the place complaining about the 50 gorillion.
Betazoids are uninhibited as fuck, but will always know if you hold anything back from them, resulting in a complete lack of privacy and secrets.
Trill are adorable, but eventually your dick will end up encountering the worm during coitus.
No, I think the only acceptable alternative are Mudd's androids. He very explicitly hints that the robots are sexually gifted and are up for anything in the search for knowledge. I think Harry was a complete retard for wanting to leave that custom-made paradise.
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43b33b No.1657
Oh no. While looking for "women of star trek," I found this.
I feel so old.
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f3730b No.1667
>>1650
>O'Brien nearly got to tap some Cardassian pussy
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6a9480 No.1674
>>1657
Most of them still look really good
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6c13ad No.1677
>>1631
>short hair
ah, i see short hair patricians found their way to this board
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24dbe1 No.1688
>>1657
That list is missing the most iconic of them all.
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294268 No.1689
>>1688
Got you covered anon!
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6a9480 No.1693
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43b33b No.1697
>>1689
I was already going for pic related, mentally, when I saw your reply.
>Other pic related is the actual actress, who has begun the two year metamorphosis from young and hot to ancient that all Chinese women seem to go through.
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d8e47c No.1712
>>1689
>O'Brien will wake up to this every morning.
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8d344a No.1714
>>1638
>>ough, passionate sex on the regular
My dude you would be dead within a week. Broken ribs are the result of the cuddly stuff.
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43b33b No.1739
>>1712
>>O'Brien will wake up to this every morning.
Or not. She was working pretty hard on a semi-divorce by spending tons of time away from Miles on that dig to which she somehow got herself assigned.
Keiko didn't usually bother me, but there was one occasion where I nearly threw the remote at the tv
>"This is the wormhole, children, not a temple. The Prophets are actually aliens who are unstuck in time. All your religious beliefs are shit."
>enter Vedek Wynn for the first and only time she had a valid gripe
You wouldn't send a modern day teacher to a foreign country and allow her to say that, at least not if you expected her to come back in one piece. The Nitpickers' Guide To DS9 pointed out that it would be simplicity itself to cover both ideas and leave it to the children to sort out what they believed. But noooooo… that wasn't good enough for Ms. O'Brien. The O'Briens are lucky they weren't burned at the stake.
>tfw you want to support your wife publicly and throttle her privately
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114835 No.1746
>>1739
That episode is rough for me as I can't stand Keiko but I also can't abide by space Islam.
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e76271 No.1747
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6a9480 No.1748
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e219e3 No.1769
>>1746
Whatever happened to Morn?
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6a9480 No.1773
>>1769
Didn't you hear? He died in an explosion and left his entire fortune to Quark
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ac5f2d No.1783
>>1739
>>1746
Although Keiko is annoying, I fully took her side on this, mostly because I'm heavily biased against Bajorans. I seriously fucking hate those holier than thou, over-zealous, condescending faggots constantly going on about 'muh occupation, remember the 50 bajorillion, muh child.'
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4dfc6b No.1833
>tfw no betazoid mommy gf to bully and tease me
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d8e47c No.1835
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43b33b No.1837
>>1746
>but I also can't abide by space Islam.
Right. Space (((islam))).
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43b33b No.1838
>>1748
Once you go Klingon, we don't want you back.
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43b33b No.1839
>>1783
>Although Keiko is annoying, I fully took her side on this, mostly because I'm heavily biased against Bajorans.
Hate them all you want. I'll join you. It doesn't change the fact that Keiko was being an unmitigated cunt in the matter (when she didn't have to be) and defying Federation rules on that sort of thing.
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114835 No.1843
>>1837
>explosions of peace
>literal mosques
>everyone where's shrouds
>Get Jewed by the real space Jews daily
Pretty sure they're muzzies.
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a942e4 No.1848
>>1833
>betazoids
>women have a biological mechanism that causes them to become huge whores
>not worst race
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4dfc6b No.1850
>>1848
I don't care as long as she makes me her little bitch toy
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7a34d0 No.1865
>>1850
>There was actually a planet ran by feminists
>The women were far crueler and oppressive
Star Trek was very red pilled at times.
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123687 No.1868
>>1739
>a valid gripe
What valid gripe? That Federation Schools should indoctrinate everyone into following medieval Bajoran religious dogma's?
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7a34d0 No.1871
>>1868
Of course not, they should indoctrinate everyone into following Federation dogma! :^)
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43b33b No.1918
>>1865
>Star Trek was very red pilled at times.
Gene got more trim than a Barber College while looking like this. He understood women very well. Things didn't start getting pozzed until after his death.
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43b33b No.1919
>>1868
>That Federation Schools should indoctrinate everyone into following medieval Bajoran religious dogma's?
Can we all just agree that Bajorans are pains in the ass?
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6a9480 No.1999
>>1919
Some of the Vedkeks seem pretty cool
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43b33b No.2011
>>1999
Berial allowed himself to be slowly murdered thanks to Kai Wynn's ambition. Wynn, herself, was the devil incarnate.
I can't actually think of any others at the moment.
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1dce0f No.2013
>>1638
>>1656
Vulcans can have sex and procreate outside of Pon Farr.
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43b33b No.2014
>>2013
>Vulcans can have sex
Yes, that's what I said
> and procreate outside of Pon Farr.
Fair enough. I shouldn't have said "only," but I do believe the purpose of pon farr is to force the vulcans to propigate the race, so if you and your vulcan mate are fertile, you'll definitely have some kids who are 7 years apart.
And we'll call them "Vulcan Twins."
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6a9480 No.2015
>>2011
Yeah just by name you don't know a lot of them, but when you see the monasteries and when they visit the station some of them seem kinda nice, different from the otherwise whiny Bajorans
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2a0838 No.2974
What would a Romulan Maid look like?
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a3f5dc No.2976
>>1656
>Trill are adorable, but eventually your dick will end up encountering the worm during coitus.
Joined Trill make up a very small and elite subset, so most of them should be cock gobbling worm free. Joined Trill sounds like too much upkeep anyways.
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a3f5dc No.2978
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>>1918
>Gene got more trim than a Barber College while looking like this. He understood women very well. Things didn't start getting pozzed until after his death.
Check out - Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971) - Gene wrote the script and produced, Rock Hudson is a High School coach chasing jailbait, that's a serial killer. Scotty plays a police detective.
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ac5f2d No.2988
>>2976
>just finished fucking
>inevitable pillow talk
>have to listen to her ramble on about her past life as a man
I'm not gay enough for a joined Trill gf.
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ec14c5 No.3009
>>1631
Lies OP, you want to be that Romulan girl.
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a3f5dc No.3026
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a3f5dc No.3028
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afdee7 No.3071
>>1638
You'll find pic related in the bedroom of most Klingon females.
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afdee7 No.3072
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4916a4 No.4080
>>3072
>>3071
Atleast they don't hide them in the closet.
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a3f5dc No.4091
>>3026
>Looks like artist did his (her?) homework.
The Klingon PhD is the highest educated and most modest.
The Romulan looks like a trap.
The Cardassian is in command.
Andorian and Orion girls the most sleazy.
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90c24b No.4094
>>2978
>Rock Hudson is a High School coach chasing jailbait
Was this before or after he got AIDS and died? Oh, 1971. That would probably be before.
I miss the good old days when celebs were ashamed to be playing bum-darts, not flaunting it.
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a3f5dc No.4102
>>4094
Oh, I forgot to mention the subplot in that movie is that Rock Hudson's character convinces a school teacher/guidance counselor to give personal attention to a maladjusted virgin male student that keeps bugging him on pointers to get laid. So she invites him over and presents herself increasingly scantily clad until he's been sexually normalized and this school employee is riding his cock.
I guess only in late-60s/early-70s could you actually get away with making a movie that glorified sexual relations between students and teachers, all while the local law enforcement and school administers shrug their shoulders and ask what the worst is that could happen. Coach dick slinger fagbag here even has a "do not disturb" light outside his office door he flips on while dicking co-eds.
<pic related, don't you wish you got a soapy handy from your favorite teach?
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90c24b No.4103
>>4102
>don't you wish you got a soapy handy from your favorite teach?
Hell no. That shit burns. Found that out the hard way back in the day when I was first figuring out the dos and don'ts ofjerkin' the gherkin.
I only ever had one teacher that I would have gladly given up the v-card to. The rest were almost uniformly homely or married or both.
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a3f5dc No.4105
>>4103
>married
Most of these raping teachers are, the sorry cucks they are married to always have that look of "did I just get fucking cucked by a 13yr old?" despair written all over their faces.
Pretty much how you picture Brandan "Just fuck my shit up" Fraser.
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114835 No.4129
>>4103
>He doesn't know how to jerk off with soap
Anon, you aren't supposed to get it in your dick hole. It just takes a little practice.
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90c24b No.4134
>>4129
Dude, that's not even funny. Some young bugger's going to read that and burn his dick off.
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55db0f No.4137
>>4134
At least it's not masturbating with Bengay.
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6cc75a No.4138
>>4091
>Implying you don't get highly educated and modest Klingons
>Implying Romulans aren't all traps
>Implying Cardassians aren't in charge
>Implying Andorians and Orions aren't sluts
Humans have such a narrow point of view about other cultures.
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ab9c5c No.4148
>>1769
If STO is to be believed, he's still alive and still chilling in Quark's
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d072a4 No.4149
well, let's look at our other choices
Andorian:
>antannae are kinda cute
>passionate
<moody as fuck
<can be frigid
Orion:
>guarenteed 10/10
>pheremones
<latinum digger
<sleazy as fuck
Cardassian:
>gets off on arguing
>loyal
<so shady is not even funny
<probably sees you as inferior
Bajoran:
>submissive
>guarenteed virgin
<muh 14 gorillion
<muh prophets
Talaxian:
>can cook
>always cheery
<kinda dim
<never shuts up
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ab9c5c No.4150
>>4149
>>pheremones
Not sure that's a good thing, they make people become very stupid very fast.
And good luck introducing her to your mother who'll be full on mamabear mode around her because of them.
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123687 No.4152
>>4149
Orion:
<Controling
<Manipulative
<Will fuck other guys constantly
<May try to sell you as a slave
Talaxian:
<Fleas
<Most likely is a selfcentered shithead
<Cooking so bad it can endanger your ship
<If their cooking don't kill you, their survival skills will on your first camping trip.
Ferengi
>Always naked
>Will chew your food for you
>Great Oomox skills
>Good with money
<Ugly as sin
<She's basically a space jew
<So are your inlaws
Klingon:
>Likes rough sex
>Always in shape
>Will beat up anyone who talks shit about you
<She likes REALLY rough sex
<She will constantly insult and berate you if you are not in shape
<She will beat the shit of you instead of argue like normal couples do
Occampa:
>Cute
>Has really low standards
<Only lives 10 years
<Not too smart
<May develop the phenominal psychic powers and go insane
Borg:
>She will assimilate you
<Resistance is futile
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d072a4 No.4156
>>4152
well, we could try liberated borg
>great body
>intelligent
<only slightly less autistic than vulcans
<will say cringy shit in public
or others
Trill:
>experienced
>confident
<was probably a man in a previous life
<life expectancy isn't great
Founder:
>can look any way you want
>extremely durable, probably immortal
<sees you as an inferior solid
<expects constant ass kissing
Krenim:
>extreme intelligence, many scientists and specialists
>dedicated and spirited
<obsession with fucking with the timeline
<may delete you by accident
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90c24b No.4157
>>4137
>At least it's not masturbating with Bengay.
Or Vick's Vap-O-Rub.
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90c24b No.4158
>>4149
>Andorian:
><can be frigid
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90c24b No.4159
>>4152
>Klingon
><She will beat the shit of you instead of argue like normal couples do
The good news is that you're allowed to hit back.
>Occampa:
><Only lives 10 years
Trust me: this is not necessarily a downside. If you marry poorly, a little patience will see you out and about, again, while she's in the nursing home/graveyard.
>>4156
>Trill:
><was probably a man in a previous life
More sex, knows what a man likes, etc. Not a bad thing if she can learn to keep her mouth shut and not say shit like "Huh. It's funny, but when I was Kurzon, I had a much bigger penis."
><life expectancy isn't great
That's more about being in Starfleet than anything else. Don't forget that Sisko always called Dax "old man" because that's what Dax was when he knew him.
None of you mentioned Vulcans.
<cold
<aloof
<autistic
>Super insane mind-blowing sex every seven years guaranteed
>can be talked into just about anything if you present it as an experiment/logical argument
>stay young and firm for a very long time
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123687 No.4162
>>4159
Trill:
<Constantly compares you to her past lovers.
<You will constantly run into old lovers and friends.
I don't know, I think that shit will get damned old fucking fast.
>The good news is that you're allowed to hit back.
And how pray tell, do you think that will end for you? A fat out of shape basementdweller vs a trained and fit killer?
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90c24b No.4164
>>4162
>I don't know, I think that shit will get damned old fucking fast.
Agreed.
>A fat out of shape basementdweller vs a trained and fit killer?
Wait… YOU'RE the one who's been spying on me?!
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a3da72 No.7511
Romulan girls are pretty tasty
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13a00d No.7530
Best Romulan girls, TOS or TNG?
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34908d No.7536
>>7530
I wonder what STD Romulan's will look like. They've all but said they'll be redoing TOS' Balance Of Terror in in STD.
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13a00d No.7537
>>7536
>Redoing Balance Of Terror
Sorry anon, some sick came to my mouth.
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34908d No.7540
>>7537
Balance Of Terror was an adaption of The Enemy Below so I wouldn't have a problem with any Trek series redoing it since it's a redo itself except if it was done by STD. Nothing good could possibly come from STD trying to replicate the gold from the good Trek stuff.
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1c5ac5 No.7574
>>1667
>Spoonheads having vagina
>not Cardy cloaca
Come on.
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039121 No.7577
She's got the Romulan thing going on, does it count?
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13a00d No.7580
>>7577
The Orville is welcome here.
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a3da72 No.7609
>>7577
She'd be a sexy actual Romulan too.
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adee54 No.7611
>>7609
Is the one on the left a girl or a cuteboy?
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a3da72 No.7632
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e29185 No.7638
Tbh I'd prefer a Vulcan qt.
>Would hit on you and insist it was logical
>Vulcans to be unemotional, but they aren't; there is lots of passion that's simply repressed or not shown.
>Every 7 years the passion overloads and she fucks the living shit out of you
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adee54 No.7922
>>7632
Hmmm… a short-haired, flat-chested, bookish, qt Romulan girl from a backwater colony.
Claimed.
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44385a No.7960
>>7632
Kinda reminds me of Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.
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34908d No.7962
File: 40ba0a1f954411c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.05 MB,1600x1183,1600:1183,cardassia_blue_by_syphorea….png)
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175542 No.7972
>>7638
>waiting 7 years for sex
come on
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a3da72 No.7974
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e4e31d No.7976
>>7972
>implying
That isn't how Vulcans work. They fuck all the time, but only go nuts for it every seven years.
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8b20d8 No.7993
>>7962
That's a terrible fucking shoop.
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a3da72 No.7994
>>7976
absolutely Vulcan chicks are total sluts
even Quark boned that vulcanette in ds9
off-screen
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fa9fd8 No.8018
>>1677
>>1631
>Short hair
Absolute Pleb tier.
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77facf No.8036
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a3da72 No.8094
Also would be nice to blow a load inside this Romulan diplomat.
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67e2d8 No.9655
>>1650
>Cardassian women
Do you want to fuck a literally cold-blooded tsundere patriot? Because that's what your average Cardassienne is. Yes, you will argue alot (if you want any spoonhead poon). Yes, she will always try to assert dominance. And yes, if it is FOR CARDASSIA, she will do it.
>>1638
>Klingon women
Pretty much the /monster/ experience. Get swole and take your vitamins if you want any hope of steering this wild tiger. You'll both look like you were in a bar fight the first few times.
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c8031c No.9656
>>9655
>Do you want to fuck a literally cold-blooded tsundere patriot?
Yes, urgently so. Especially if she can bring the bantz, which I have reasons to assume.
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e95993 No.9657
I want to change Ezri Dax diaper
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b2ca53 No.9661
>>1657
Nana is a gilf. Kate Mulgrew looks like she got JUSTED.
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67e2d8 No.9663
>>9656
Stiffly but wittily, as Cardassians are wont to do. Imagine her bosom heaving and her breath quickening the more vicious her own bantz gets. I wonder if it continues when one or the other gives in and starts ripping off clothes. Dammit, we need greentext smut.
>>9661
Truth. Most of them look like someone's hot mom, while Nichelle and Nana look like the hot grannies. Sirtis seems to have eaten too much chocolate.
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0ccabe No.10104
>>1631
>Romulans
>Short Hair
Not all anon.
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344b88 No.10119
>Ferengi
I can't remember, did trek ever show a female Ferengi besides, transQuark, Quark's mom, and the reverse trap?
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36835f No.10124
>>10119
Not sure. Maybe "once" I believe in TNG.
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4ede83 No.10133
>>1638
>I'll take a Klingon woman.
>>loyal to no end (cheating is dishonorable and will land you in Gre'thor)
>>always in shape
>>rough, passionate sex on the regular
>>will kill people who talk shit about you to preserve your honor
so klingon females are literally tribal germanic wives from pre-Christian Gaul?
But Klingon does make the best sense in terms of compatibility, generally speaking. Of all the races, Klingons are the most human, personality wise. When not fighting each other, they make good allies.
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4ede83 No.10134
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61d745 No.10135
>>1688
>O'Brien must suffer
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4ede83 No.10137
>>10135
>keiko possessed by a demon
>causes her to behave like typical asian female
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b78703 No.10174
>>10137
It would be an improvement over regular Keiko.
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e32122 No.10179
So did we ever establish if OP was a Romulan loli maid at all?
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ea0050 No.10181
>>10133
Klingons do not believe in bathing as they equate water with weakness. This is canon, enjoy your unwashed junglebush cunt and her literal shit stench you degenerate slime devil.
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801223 No.10182
>>10181
What are you talking about?
Klingons do bathe they just do so when cleaning their weapons
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937a6f No.10647
Do you get Romulan maids?
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f6f0bb No.10808
>>10647
Do you get to spank said maids?
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03c985 No.10837
The soup woman from Unification is the only Romulan I've found that is close to being a maid
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eddef4 No.10841
>>10837
I'd spank the old girl. Doubt I'd fuck her, though.
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feee02 No.10843
>>1657
Damn Kate looks like Big Red, absolutely disgusting. The DS9 grills still look quite nice though, especially Nana. So do Dawson and Park.
>>1833
That's good though, Betazoids are annoying fucks and apparently age badly.
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20d70e No.10852
>>4152
I'm pretty sure the Ocampas were created to be a race of sex slaves
> only pregnant once so no protection required
>matures incredibly fast so new generation of slaves is only 2 years away
>not too bright or agressive so low chance of slave uprising
>cute elf ears
Am I missing anything?
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10e02c No.10854
>>1657
>T'Pol ended up in the Starship Troopers 3 movie
Wow, rock bottom
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469638 No.10855
>>10852
There's the whole reality warping telepathic powers thing.
Is that really something you want in a sex slave? It seems like its going to cause you a lot of trouble…
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20d70e No.10858
>>10855
Oh yeah that. Do they all go through that phase or was it just Tess being fucking abnormal?
I don't mean her having sex with neelix
Although that might have been the cause
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82fc04 No.10861
>>10858
>having sex with neelix
I don't think Kes ever let Neelix fuck her. She was too naive to know what sex is and Neelix was too much of a beta to ask for it.
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8e4e11 No.10872
What about Romulan Catgirls?
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b13660 No.10878
>>10858
Their whole race has the potential to be psionic gods. Caretaker 2 taught/awakened the second group of them. Without any guidance or anything, though, it seems it's totally dormant since the original group not only forgot they could do it, but the abilities were relegated to myth. But you never know, you might be abusing your fucktoy and then suddenly BAM your head explodes, or you tell her that she's not a very good maid and BOOM helium starts fissioning or subspace ripples or some horrible science shit.
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c53d68 No.11567
I am curious, what do Reman females look like?
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a0d5ab No.11577
>>11567
You get three kinds in STO. Reman/Romulan hybrid that looks kinda cute, Sensual Xeno, and "Looks like the male but can wear lipstick".
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e3be52 No.11582
Thing about Reman women is that even if she isn't a looker, she'll at least insist on having the lights off.
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542c8c No.11605
>>1631
>waifu shit
>anime pic totally, completely unrelated
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c90d26 No.11606
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21279c No.12097
>>1638
>not wanting to be fed worms by your Ferengi woman
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502034 No.12174
>>11577
>Reman/Romulan hybrid
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780eb4 No.12175
>>12174
Giving star trek a "dark elf" race was retarded.
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e8b961 No.12202
Should OP be forcefully dressed as a Romulan loli Maid and then spanked furiously?
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00dc1f No.12426
>>12175
It wasn't, it was just handled badly.
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5615d4 No.12497
>>12202
Yes. It's a good policy for anyone, really.
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303e2f No.12499
>>12426
It's one of the big pities of Enterprise ending prematurely for me, that we never got to see any depth to the Romulan war which would certainly have offered some good development to the Remans aside from being good fighters and bodyguards.
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c53d68 No.12576
>>12499
I suspect they would turn them into warrior mystics or witches or something along those lines.
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5b0856 No.12652
I want to be a Vulcan love slave
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c53d68 No.12771
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bac41a No.13215
>>12652
I want to spank a Vulcan.
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2fa539 No.13956
>>1657
>Jadzia looks the exact fucking same
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d38251 No.13957
>>10854
Is that really worse than all those coal burning propaganda movies she did?
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1b78d3 No.13958
>>10854
It's probably for the best
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1b6cb3 No.13974
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a2366d No.13975
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36ccdc No.13976
So learned men of /strek/:
Would a vulcan qt be able to overpower a human male?
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1b6cb3 No.13983
>>13976
It would be a good pain.
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8b9b4a No.13992
I want to change Ezri Dax's underwear
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6abbd2 No.13993
>>13983
I was hoping the answer was yes.
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175b95 No.14127
>>13976
Just pray that she doesn't read up on spankings
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57666c No.14147
>>1843
That's just an (((honest businessman))) Anon!
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57666c No.14149
>>7962
that vag is fucking disgusting you've turned me straight away from cardies.
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dee953 No.14434
>>14149
I am cringing and yet aroused by that pic. More?
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63812b No.14491
I was promised lizard people. Where are the lizard people?
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9b4840 No.14492
>>14491
Star Trek Voyager, S2E15
Somehow, it won an Emmy for makeup.
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b28f64 No.14514
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d80200 No.14517
>>14127
>not wanting your extremely horny repressed vulcan gf to spank your bare ass until you cum into her thighs
I’m not even sure where I am right now.
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767eea No.14518
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0564d1 No.14534
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3b4c4c No.14536
>>13992
You mean Ezri Dax's diaper.
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e7ba93 No.14696
>>1769
>Whatever happened to Morn?
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c53d68 No.14698
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e7ba93 No.14704
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159d02 No.14769
>>14704
Still more attractive than CURRENT Kes.
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a1f542 No.14916
>>1638
>will only fuck you once every 7 years
Illogical.
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551468 No.14919
>>14916
They will only fuck you every 7 years
But they will spank you every 7 days
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262fc6 No.14925
>>14536
GIVE EZRI DAX AN ENEMA!
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8b9b4a No.15241
>>14696
There is so much hidden shitposting potential that /strek/ must venture forth and discover on the internet.
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d18cc0 No.15387
>>14919
>a hot vulcan girl will never tie you up and teach you the deep pleasures and sensations previously known only to their species
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e07f7e No.15506
>>15387
It would be dangerous for non-vulcans.
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aa03bc No.15558
>Ezri Dax wears diapers
>Vulcan females have a fetish for spanking males
When did /strek/ get so /d/egenerate?
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8a9e73 No.15562
>>15558
It's just one or two fetishists that try to make every thread about diapers and feces. They're the cancer killing /strek/.
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b1f02c No.15565
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8a9e73 No.15628
>>15565
I'll remember that for when someone asks where to send the planet killer.
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f0af91 No.15629
>>15628
It is a hive of /d/egeneracy that must be removed.
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d2a2fe No.15690
>>15629
Hitting /tv/ with the planet killer would not have any appreciable effect. It would just make the shit catch on fire.
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743d9e No.15692
>>15690
Maybe we should send Pakleds to /tv/? But then the average post quality would likely improve
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b5408b No.15826
>>15692
/tv/ having Pakleds would be an improvement.
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fdf308 No.17194
I always wondered but not sure it actually got answered. Would Romulans make good maids?
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2eb022 No.17248
>>17194
Fuck yeah they would, as long as it's not secretly a Tal-Shiar agent inspecting your house for whatever the fuck the Tal-Shiar is up to now. With their strict moral code she would never slack off and would create extremely devious plans for bettering your life and destroying your enemies.
Bonus points if she's underage for super-cute loli Romulan maid.
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5fc0ef No.17251
>>17248
>Implying she wouldn't find dirt on you and end up using it as blackmail to control your life
Come now anon, we all know how Romulan bitches work.
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710f22 No.17252
>>17248
>>17251
>Romulan loli starts off cleaning your boots
>In the end you start licking her boots
Yeah I could see that happening.
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fdf308 No.17264
Role reversal is common in Romulan households it seems.
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ef15ef No.17304
>>17248
given how sociopathic they are, she'd play the deredere maid steryotype to manipulate you into doing her bidding
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96b6c6 No.17307
>>17252
>Valentine's Day
>you have the perfect day planned for your Romulan wife
>pulled a favor from an old Obsidian Order friend to get all the latest intrigue both in and outside the RSE
>You plan to drop tidbits as the day goes on so you and your waifu may plot and scheme, predict and counter other plots and schemes
>Bottle of Romulan Ale, 22nd Century vintage
>Even booked a trip to Vulcan so you can buzz the Science Council temple while blasting paradoxes on the shuttle loudspeakers
>You go to pick her up
>Suddenly, you feel a hypospray on your neck. Everything goes dark.
>Eventually you come to, tied to a chair
>Wife is standing triumphantly in front of you
>"Well, you must think you're so clever, trying to surprise me." She says, pacing back and forth
>"But you never had me fooled. I've known about your plans for months. I've been quietly sabotaging them ever since. And know I have one of my own."
>confusedarousal.jpg
>"I hope you're prepared for the most INTENSE, unceasing barrage of romance you will ever know."
>Wife drops and gives you the most intense blowjob you've ever had. Later you find out there was weapons-grade aphrodisiac in the serum that knocked you out
>As soon as she finishes she grabs you by one hand and leads you out of the room
>yfw
>you have the best time of your life I don't know what that is for you sick fucks, make something up
>all future Valentine's Days are a weeks-long game of plans, plots, and counterplots to try and surprise the other person
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2eb022 No.17309
>>17252
>>17251
>>17304
Why you people gotta ruin this for me
I just want a cute Romulan loli maid
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5fc0ef No.17310
>>17309
Romulan maids are not logical.
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090282 No.17313
>>17307
>Valentines day with Romulan Waifu turns into increasingly elaborate, sophisticated, and subtle game of cat & mouse as you try to surprise each other whilst working to make sure that your partners plans come to nothing.
>Neither of you are even trying to pretend that its healthy anymore.
>Eventually Section 31, The Obsidian Order, and the Tal Shiar put aside their differences to observe the two of you and take notes.
>Feb 14th always ends in toe-curlingly kinky, mind-blowing, bed-wrecking sex with both of you left unable to walk straight for a week.
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fb3009 No.17320
>>17307
>>17313
>Eventually you are recruited to train new recruits in the act of subterfuge and seduction
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2eb022 No.17328
>>17310
No women of any race are logical except vulcan women though
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5afde1 No.17506
>>17328
Vulcan woman are sexually repressed which is why they take it out by spanking your ass
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158c49 No.18242
>This subterfuge fucking
Moar
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e919d1 No.18275
>>17307
>>17313
I wrote >>17307 for the giggles but I didn't realize how much I need this in my life.
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f92256 No.18765
>>18275
This is the thing about /strek/ We never know how much we always wanted it till we got it. Got anymore?
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848280 No.19054
>>18765
I'm tempted to do some writefaggotry for Lib-borg gf
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82e50a No.19059
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7cc030 No.19060
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7560e5 No.19062
>>19054
DAE anyone else get their first boner to Seven of Nine?
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848280 No.19063
>>19062
judging by the amount of lemon fics starring her, yes
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d6fe86 No.19607
>>19062
>>19063
I never understood the appeal of Ass of Nine. But then again I kind of blanked out Voyager.
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8a9e73 No.19618
>>19607
That's because you've never understood the appeal of a woman's ass in general. There is no deep purpose to the character, she is just eye candy. You are a homosexual.
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5fcec4 No.19619
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7560e5 No.19622
>>19618
>>19619
Gentlemen, Seven of Nine had both
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92fbde No.19625
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8a9e73 No.19627
>>19619
>>19622
>>19625
pic related
For the record, I am a breast man. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate a nice ass.
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76eb3e No.19628
>>19627
Damn you beat me to it.
Also what is the best body part to spank?
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7560e5 No.19638
>>19628
Arse but side on, like you are hitting their under thigh
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617874 No.19641
>>19628
Come to think of it don't women get sexual gratification from being beaten?
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7560e5 No.19642
>>19641
No. Some women get off from being slapped on the skin, like some men like getting bitten. It's almost like sexual preferences aren't fucking universal over sexes.
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3eadbb No.19644
>>19642
You mean men and women are different? But tumblr said that ain't so!
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7560e5 No.19652
>>19644
Men and women, men and men, women and women. Everyone doesn't like the same shit.
Also >Muh Tumblr
What is this, 2014?
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5fc0ef No.19653
>>19652
It's the year of the Dukat.
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7560e5 No.19655
>>19653
>Not the year of the Gashir.
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f4b467 No.19658
>>19628
square on the ass, or upper thighs if you want to cause more pain
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228afc No.19659
>>19652
>muh current year
Tumblr is still shit, no matter what the date.
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7560e5 No.19660
>>19659
Bruv that isn't even what the current year argument is: this is a reference to how you are acting like it is still 2014 when it was fashionable to bitch about tumblr like you were some original hot-kool-kid.
What next lad, you gonna start posting Ragecomics?
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3eadbb No.19939
To make a rant about tumblr and to a lesser extent deviantart, why the fuck are those degenerates flooding pixiv all of a sudden? I am seeing a flood of deviantards flooding that site with their shitty paint art recently.
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228afc No.19991
>>19660
Why are you trying to push the idea that tumblr is somehow not full of idiots? Shitting on tumblr was never a fad, it's just reality.
I'm never going to stop laughing at people who say stupid things, and since there are a lot of stupid people on tumblr it makes a good source of lolcows.
>>19939
It's annoyed me too, but I couldn't say why they do it. Maybe they think pixiv has a better reputation than DA and hope to gain a bit more legitimacy by posting their stuff there.
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f8c524 No.19992
>>19991
>Shitting on tumblr was never a fad, it's just reality.
Shitting on tumblr exclusively was a fad. Places like /r/tumblrinaction implied that retarded lefty fantasies were an aberration somehow exclusive to tumblr, and not slowly working their way into the entirety of mainstream culture.
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51ad29 No.19994
>>19660
>Bruv that isn't even what the current year argument is
That’s exactly what it is. You’re saying “I MEAN COME ON IT’S TWOINTY FIFTEEN HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR?!”
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e23d98 No.19995
>>19992
>shitting on tumblr exclusively
See the thing is for all you can rightfully shit on tumblr you can have some respect for those degenerates since they will at least produce OC. It's places that take credit for other's OC I can't stand.
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3aa17a No.20001
when Vulcan women go through pon farr does it last until they've fucked or until they're actually pregnant? What about lesbian Vulcans, do they suddenly need cock or would scissoring do it for them?
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c5a229 No.20002
>>20001
You know, given it's a reproductive drive, I'm going to guess they'd need the cock, but being lesbians they'd be disgusted after the fact.
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9934ab No.20003
>>20001
>>20002
>lesbian Vulcans
I don't think those exist, Anons. Outside of holodecks, anyway.
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bb0270 No.20016
>>1657
Linda Park looks better older.
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f8c524 No.20021
>>1657
>Sirtis
Jesus Christ, what happened?
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f2f376 No.20024
>>20021
that's just plain old aging, anon. Honestly, Nana visitor looks pretty bangable even with silver hair.
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03a54d No.20025
>>20024
>Nana visitor looks pretty bangable even with silver hair.
>Crack Whore Madonna looks pretty bangable …
Dude, you can afford to have standards.
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f2f376 No.20026
>>20025
Can i, anon?
Can I really?
probably, but i guess i'm more infatuated with Nerys than her actress
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03a54d No.20027
>>20026
>i'm more infatuated with Nerys than her actress
>Infatuated with Nerys
Wow. Ok, forget what I said about having standards then.
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830201 No.20029
>>20025
Would.
>>20027
>Bongposting
Farage got barraged right the fuck out of relevance and is now one of many cucks that's a third class citizen in his own shithole country. Nuke Britain.
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534ba4 No.20030
>>20025
This woman is 60 years old, god damn.
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a32882 No.20059
>>20029
Farage was controlled opposition that got out of hand.
>>20030
I've seen women in their late 50's who looked like they were in their late 20's.
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534ba4 No.20079
>>20059
Unless you're going to post some pictures to prove your claim, I don't care.
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c9b7ce No.24184
This will become the new popular thread cause nobody on /strek/ bothers to read past the first page. Mark my words.
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c35969 No.24386
Its time for more Romula feminine beauty
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b14584 No.24387
>>24386
Only the first and last are any good.
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c35969 No.24388
>>24387
The other two are least still better than any ferengi or klingon women
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b14584 No.24389
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c35969 No.24390
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5c43d6 No.24414
>>24390
>Romulans confirmed for shittiest waifu.
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0926b4 No.24422
>>24414
>Romulans confirmed for best waifu.
indeed
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6c7c64 No.24423
some more beauties of Romulus
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5c43d6 No.24424
>>24422
Did the artist intend to make her look like some kind of underevolved protohuman?
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ad4309 No.24425
>>24422
They look like mutts.
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c27be8 No.24430
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c27be8 No.24431
>>24423
See, now these aren't bad. Now if you would learn to be a little more discerning instead of trying to stick your dick into anything with pointed ears your posts might be salvageable.
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09d8ab No.24455
>>1657
>no mention of Kes
Oh dear, I wonder why.
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f40392 No.24473
>Rommie girl
But they're mean and scary.
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0926b4 No.24517
>>24431
>>24430
>>24425
>>24424
Well I don't get you guys.
Thats an exquisite Romulan female.
The best.
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5c43d6 No.24521
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7abe2e No.24697
>>13957
>Is that really worse than all those coal burning propaganda movies she did?
What the fuck?
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558719 No.27931
Vulcans are cuter than Romulans.
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99c070 No.27942
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4ecfd7 No.27968
Sure is a lot of spanking in this thread.
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dcffe4 No.27969
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234e99 No.29339
>>27931
And more annoying.
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aa94f4 No.29344
>>27931
>Vulcans are cuter than Romulans.
Indeed.
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f648e4 No.29350
>>29344
I am not sure if I can unsee?
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333c9b No.29459
>>29344
Is this a typical Vulcan home?
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03dba6 No.29524
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a7c06b No.29525
>>29344
NOT-LORE FRIENDLY!
ILLOGICAL!
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545fc2 No.29570
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003603 No.29581
>>29570
Please father. I can explain. The other Vulcan boys made me do it!
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d2880a No.29729
>>29581
Isn't it canon that Vulcan shotas bully each other into dressing up like traps?
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bde2d7 No.29808
>>29729
I don't know, would close friends have synchronized pon fars like how women synchronize periods? Also, I'd assume they would find the dressing like traps part illogical and just chose to raw each other as is.
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81b87e No.29984
>>29729
Only if Sulu is involved.
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d3f0f6 No.30238
>>29344
Who made this? For research purposes
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e7937b No.30256
>>29729
>Isn't it canon that Vulcan shotas bully each other into dressing up like traps?
<STD
<canon
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152117 No.30259
>>30256
I just want them to admit that it's non-canon, and my hate will evaporate. they can do whatever nonsense they want, and I won't care in the slightest.
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a20608 No.30261
>>30256
didn't the cartoon say Spock was bullied as a child too?
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c49e08 No.30262
>>30256
It's canon with TAS.
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545fc2 No.30270
>>30256
Did I miss something about STD?
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