28e86c No.29337 [Last50 Posts]
Simple enough question, who had the best overall crew?
TOS
>Scotty got shit done
>Bones infirmary was part minibar, part gym
>Kirk killed what he couldn't bang
>Spock was a good autist
<Chekov was just that funny Russian guy
<Uhura basically just answered the telephone
<Sulu was a hothead
<Chapel was sort of just there
<Rand just was there to get her ass spanked
TNG
>Picard wordgasm'd his way to victory
>Data was the smug android
>Geordi was your typical n33t
>Worf was a Klingaboo Punching bag who was funny to watch fail
>Crusher was a milf
>Guinian was just there to shitpost
>Barclay was what an anon would be
<Polaski was discount Bones
<Riker only purpose was to bang chicks while not putting the ship in jeopardy
<Troi just pointed out the obvious
<Yar got Tar'd
<Spot was a dick
<Wesley
DS9
>O'Brien just suffered for our sins
>Odo was smug
>Worf was coming to terms with his Klingabooness
<Jadzia was shit unless she was shown up Worf for being a Klingaboo
<Ezri just sort of wore diapers for the last Season
<Kira was a hothead
<Sisko was insane
<Bashir was a manchild
<Nog was shit till he lost his leg and only got dull
VOY
>Tuvok was the only sane character in a sea of madness
>Doc should have insisted it be called the EMH show
<Janeway was an insane tyrant
<Chakotay was forgettable
<Torres was PMS
<Neelix should have been eaten
<7of9 was assbait
<Paris was an ass
<Kim was a cunt
<Kes was used goods
ENT
>Porthos
<There are no other crewmembers of note
ORV
>Alara a /cute/
>Issac is like having a German aboard
>Gordon is who you would be if you could pilot a ship
>Bortus is a fun autist
>Dann is that awkward autist who will have good taste in film
<Talla is a hothead dyke
<LaMarr only works well with Gordon
<Dr Finn just wants that machine spirit inside her
<Mercer is literally Captain Cuck
<Grayson is Commander Pussy Pass
<Yapshit is kind of just goo
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fdfb70 No.29358
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5c1896 No.29361
>>29337
>ENT
You forgot a lot
>Phlox's sickbay was part zoo, part medbay
>Phlox liked talking to everyone about everything
>Reed was smug and liked one liners
>Archer would drop-kick aliens and still have a sense of humour about it
>Tucker would tell you to "keep your shirt on" and seemed like the least likely engineer
>Shran was a reasonable military commander with a lot of likeable traits
<T'Pol was a stuck up bitch for most of the time
<Mayweather said the obvious and was dull
<Sato, while cute, was scared of space travel, often went nuts
<Hayes was a over-confident idiot who tried everything to prove himself for no reason
I'm neutral on Forrest and Soval…
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9adc5c No.29362
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12393d No.29363
>>29361
You forgot
>/< Phlox wanted to watch everybody fuck
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ceb163 No.29365
>>29361
T'Pol got better when she got the D on the regular from Trip. She had been on Earth for years probably with no man and then assigned to Enterprise. It would be another 2 years before she and Trip got it on regularly. Then she became much better.
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5c1896 No.29368
>>29363
Phlox was the best though. I really liked him.
>>29365
>got the D on the regular
You mean her Trellium-D addiction?
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Trellium
Though I agree, she got much better. I actually liked her in Season 4 and it actually showed some really good character development. Even Hoshi ended up becoming likeable in the 4th season. Mayweather was still dull. Even Mirror Mayweather was dull!
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17b101 No.29370
>>29365
>>29368
Apparently in the 5h season we would've find out that her father was a Romulan.
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2e1951 No.29372
I'm assuming you skipped qwark because A. He wasn't truly a part of the crew B. It wouldn't be fair to the other shows to include him.
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fa012a No.29384
ENT
>I'd fuck T'Pol until we both forgot our names.
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4f9df2 No.29385
>>29372
Well imagine if it contained Garak?
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12393d No.29387
>>29368
>Phlox was the best though
Easily one of the best medical officers strek has had, and possibly the second best character on Enterprise, after Porthos of course.
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31da73 No.29390
Enterprise has the best crew because T'pol is the hottest of all the walking vaginas
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31da73 No.29391
>>29390
TOS
<9/10 females appear but are unique to each episode and do not reappear in other episodes
<Uhura is attractive but black 5/10
TNG
>Crusher is a milf but old 7/10
<Polaski, gross, 1/10
<Troi, bubbly and overly emotional, also a whore, 4/10
<Yar, bulldyke, 3/10
VOY
>7 of 9 too tall, bad attitude, tits too big, 6/10
<Janeway, gross, 2/10
<kess, disgusting hippie, 3/10
DS9
>Kira, attractive with short hair, fiery, 8/10
<Ezri, attractive but wears diapers and still has disgusting worm inside, 5/10
<Jadzia, whore, fucked everything that moved on ds9, 3/10
<Quark's bar prostitute, decent, prostitute, tits too big 5/10
<O'Briens demonic wife, attractive but shovel face and evil, 5/10
ENT
>T'Pol hottest in all of star trek, conservative but goes dick crazy despite conservative-ness due to genes, 10/10
>Asian communications person, attractive but fat face and fickle, 7/10
Enterprise is the clear winner
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59dd87 No.29394
>>29337
><There are no other crewmembers of note
P H L O X
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0d36f4 No.29398
>>29391
You forgot Voyager's goblinoid engineering dyke
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449faa No.29400
>liking enterprise
You fags
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12393d No.29402
>>29391
>7 of 9 too tall, bad attitude, tits too big, 6/10
<Quark's bar prostitute, decent, prostitute, tits too big 5/10
>tits too big
That's not physically possible.
>Kira, attractive with short hair, fiery, 8/10
<Ezri, attractive but wears diapers and still has disgusting worm inside, 5/10
>Rating Kira nearly twice as high as Ezri, and pushing the diaper meme
>Torfag confirmed as a taste free zone.
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ff0041 No.29404
>>29391
>T'Pol
>good
Is it the space-AIDS or the space-crack addiction you like more, faggot?
>>29402
>That's not physically possible.
You are wrong.
All of the series lose when it comes to women. DS9 is the one that loses least, with Cardassian Kira and the potential of a pre-slug Ezri.
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e12be2 No.29405
>>29391
>Kira, attractive despite short hair, fiery, 8/10
FTFY
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6a25cb No.29415
>>29391
>Kira, attractive with short hair, fiery, 8/10
For the longest time I didn't see it, but god damn, did the Mirror Universe episode awaken something inside me.
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c8923a No.29422
How would you rate DS9's recurring cast members?
>Dukat
>Garak
>Weyoun
>Brunt
>Winn
>Martok
>Female Changeling
>Ross
>Damar
>Rom
>Nog
>Morn
>Zek
>Ishka
>Keiko
>Kasidy
>Bareil
>Leeta
>Vic
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71c2fe No.29429
>>29422
Garak & Dukat were great.
Gul Dukat: A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.
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12393d No.29432
>>29404
>You are wrong.
Pic related
>>29422
>Dukat
<10/10, the charismatic, believable, threatening villain that every series should have. Until the last few episodes when it drops to -11/10 because of shitty writers
>Garak
<9/10, great character with good stories, but he loses a point for his connection with Bashir
>Weyoun
<4/10, for the most frequently seen Vorta he's kind of crap.
>Brunt
<Eff-See-Aay, 8/10, a great foil for Quark
>Winn
<-12/10, she just acted like a cunt for no reason other than that the writers wanted her to be an antagonist
>Martok
<8/10, nice to see a sane Klingon, although that might be elevated by how bugnuts crazy Gowron is in DS9
>Female Changeling
>Ross
>Damar
>Rom
>Nog
>Morn
>Zek
>Ishka
>Keiko
>Kasidy
>Bareil
>Leeta
>Vic
>>29404
>You are wrong.
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06e5b6 No.29436
>Enterprise is shit
>Family Guy is Star Trek
>The rest of those opinions
At first I thought the Orville posting was amusing. I thought it was harmless you normalfags got something you like, especially since you seemed to be suffering so much from STD. Now I see that was a mistake. Now I only want you to suffer more.
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f35cfc No.29438
>>29436
Agreed, anon. I come here to discuss Star Trek and the place it constantly filled up with this bollocks from that Macfarlane faggot.
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0a1c3e No.29439
>>29438
>>29436
Enterprise is still garbage though.
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f35cfc No.29442
>>29439
No. Seasons 1 & 2 were ropey but seasons 3 & 4 were pretty good. It hits as good an average as most other Trek shows.
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2728bf No.29443
>>29436
Hello Mr CBS.
>>29442
>Seasons 3&4 were pretty good
No anon, Season 1 and 4 were good, 2 and 3 especially were a dumpster fire.
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1fa98f No.29444
>>29387
Do you think Phlox could ever get anymore smug?
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f9a172 No.29472
>>29436
After the first few episodes S1 of The Orville was pretty good trek-lite. S2 has been too much character drama and not enough SF.
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8320c0 No.29482
>>29472
Apparently the next episode is a two parter is Jon Cassar who did the Krill episodes so it should be back up to speed hopefully.
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5c1896 No.29487
>>29436
>Enterprise
>MacFarlane
You know he was an Ensign on Enterprise?
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e7426e No.29517
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f538b0 No.29520
>>29436
Season 1 was… alright-ish until with a few off ones, only shitting the bed near the end. Then season 2 just goes further into typical MacFarlene territory. It does feel like a horribly alternative. We went from Trek… to this… Truly JJ has doomed us all.
>>29487
>fatty
This explains a lot.
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56e594 No.29529
>>29487
>>29517
Credit where credit's due; the man saw the path of the fatty opening before him, said "fuck that shit", and got himself into shape. Regardless of what one things of MacFarlane or Orville, I think that attitude of discipline and self-control is admirable.
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478315 No.29532
>>29391
<Uhura is attractive but black 5/10
I gotta admit, her outfit in Mirror, Mirror upped that score a few points for me. I'm a sucker for women with toned abs.
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d0df76 No.29545
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93cf22 No.29564
>>29532
Whenever I see Uhura I see almost cat like appearance like she was a panther.
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e5e8d6 No.29847
>>29532
/strek/ is a sucker for toned abs in general.
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6e183a No.29978
>>29847
We're big guys here.
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443d52 No.29993
>>29847
Let's be honest, even a butterface can be rectified by a nice set of abs.
Male, female, traibble? Doesn't matter, you got abs you look good.
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f50283 No.30022
>>29337
>insane
You say this like it wasn't great to watch.
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f50283 No.30023
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1a20c5 No.30034
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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ceae81 No.30108
>>29337
8ch /strek/ has the best crew. I love you guys! No homo
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90da3b No.30111
>>29532
>>29847
>>29993
Looks like she's sucking in a gut, t b q h
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f1bfe3 No.30121
>>30108
Report to the gym as soon as possible, we'll wrestle okay?
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ceae81 No.30151
>>30121
Okay. I'll bring the wrestling oil.
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174b96 No.30162
This thread is going places.
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c24c9e No.30229
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f48ed1 No.30250
>>30229
Captain: Porthos
First Officer: Tuvix
2nd Officer: T'pol
ConnBitch: Geordi
Science: Spock
Tactical and Diplomatic : Riker
Engineering: Also Geordi, but from Conn
Medical: Phlox
Annoying and unnecessary bridge presence: Mirror Qt nondescript.
I'll be damned if someone was not getting laid on this crew and not riker or geordi (probably phlox).
In terms of What I would do with the series (more /strek/ dream series pitch: Imagine an outsider perspective on the federation as one curious human, one emotional vulcan, one stoic tellerite and one half andorian (enduring qt blue chick) go on zany adventures on a boat that consists of nothing but folded light and shield harmonics. The federation is portrayed as nothing but sympathetic aside from some grousing in the first episodes, the captain and crew have to deal with hard decisions in the far reaches of space without the oversight of starfleet making it paletable, more holograms then you really want to account for and the series ends with Two of them joining Starfleet and two others leaving on a ship of memories and tears realizing that their real enemy was time all along
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d2d543 No.30272
>>30250
Who runs your gym anon?
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