"I only to trust your game reviews, please stop accepting bribes and sexual favors for higher scores on shovelware."
"MISOGYNY! CALL THE UNITED NATIONS TO END THE PLAGUE OF ANTI-WOMAN INCELS."
"Microtransations are predatory business practices that prey on literal children and gambling addicts, you're eroding trust from potential customers by making us pay for what we already paid for."
"RACISM! YOU DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT."
"Why are you catering so much to 'the modern audience' and political activists who hate you and your fanbase instead of us who would actually interested in your product if it were made for us instead of them?"
"WEW LADS, WE GOT OURSELVES A NAZI HERE! THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER."
"I ordered Mtn Dew, not a bottle of piss."
"DAMN THESE TOXIC FANS! ALL GAMERS ARE WHINY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL MAN-CHILDREN."
"Why is my $4000 graphics card barely able to run any game from last year? Why is everything so bloated and kludgy anymore? I could run Morrowind on 512mb RAM, but 24gb isn't even enough for Minecraft which is over 15 years old. And why must I always be online and make an account just to play the single-player game I bought? What's with all the telemetry spyware? What's with all the chat reporting, the censorship? How the hell is any of this worth $90 for a much worse product than I bought for $60 ten years ago, itself much worse than what I could have for $30 twenty-five ago?"
"HOW DARE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT VIBE-CODING DEI AMATEUR HIRES WE HEAR YOUR DOGWHISTLE FAR-RIGHT FASCISTS! WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DARE TELL US 'If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing' AGAIN!!"
"…the entire gaming industry and gaming news bloggers are crystal clear that they hate their own customer base, and have been for nearly 20 years now. If General Motors sold cars without doors and seats and thePost too long. Click here to view the full text.