/v/ - Video Games

>>16848416

so how is Cataclysm better than Dorf Fort Anon?

>>16848416

Explain to me how Cataclysm's fortress mode is objectively better than DF's. I'll wait. No, you building an autism vehicle fort doesn't count.

>>16848113

CDDA, while less ambitious and consequently less demanding to start with, ABSOLUTELY DOES bog down due to completely embarrassing code architecture that was never intended to handle its current features.

Try turning on multiple simultaneous Z-levels, and read a book or sleep, the game will grind to a halt. Even playing too long will cause the game to slowly asphyxiate under its own girth, requiring a quit/reload to purge its convoluted Dbs like a modern web browser with multiple tabs open too long.

Every MMO since WoW came out

How was Saints Row 1? I always heard it was popular because it beat GTA4 to the next gen consoles and it was Saints Row 2 that was better than GTA4, but I never hear about the quality of the original.

Silent Hill > Resident Evil > Alone in the Dark

I wished handheld gaming would be taken more seriously like home consoles since home consoles haven't been traditional for a long time

Where is the Sanic Movie?

Does anyone remember that site which allowed you to animate pictures by freezing a part you select and moving the rest? You could animate bouncing anime tiddies like this for example.

If anyone remembers please let me know, I've been searching but found nothing.

>>16848482

It was Battletoads

Is there a titlekey downloader for the switch vc, similiar to the 3ds and wii u ones? I found a keysite for the switch but don't know where to find a masterkey which was discovered according to the clearnet or a downloader anywhere.

Darkumrba is dead for me and I can't find this anywhere on the clearnet.

>>16848755

>Beast Machines gets an undeserved bad rep, but I think it's a really good ending to G1/Beast Wars.

Also since i may as well mention its other issues it has;

>totally negates the point of beast wars

Even its little excuse by primal falls apart once you remember beast machines has bots getting beast mode from bones.

>all the characters get the short end of the stickexcept cheetor ironically

Man i sure did wish Rattrap became a pussy, Rhinox became randomly evil for a bit and Silverbolt became an edgelord.

How about Megatron not acting like himself until the final few episodes? Real funny that the guy who clearly liked his beast mode a bit too much was retconned into hating it.

I'm still bemused by the Jetstorm thing, yeah it sure was a good idea to bullshit about the whole "give him a choice" thing and to kill off your main comedy guy.

>>16848773

It is just better to pretend beast wars had another version of G1 it followed but it was clearly a case of miscommunication.

I really like more alien transformers honestly. So i'd consider the vehicons cool; pretty sure its a pretty common case to have with beast machines from a usual standpoint.

After all, the vehicons generals were being used as the main points of levity a lot of the time and didn't suffer from the terrible uncanny valley of the maximals.

>I'm a Decepticon sympathizer so that's probably just me.

I am as well, but the case is that i've seen people note this that clearly are not. Beast Machine maximals are very off putting from a design standpoint alone. Probably another reason why the whole techno organic thing didn't sit well with most.

After all, beast machines maximals are the main example of it

>>16848777

If you want to talk about miscommunication, I recall almost everybody higher up telling the Beast Machine writers to cut all ties with previous Transformers fiction even though it was explicitly a sequel to Beast Wars. Thankfully they ignored that, and not only tried to reconcile Beast Wars (although given what you said it's slightly botched) but threw in a couple other references to G1 lore (mostly cartoon based stuff that fags who now run the wiki definitely got off to back then).

As for Vehicons, yeah the weirdness about them is something I think is kinda cool, even in other series. Like, Whirl and Shockwave are weird cyclops guys, but there's two of them so that seemed normal (James Roberts may or may not agree, or just used them to make a point, whatever). Hell, Wheeljack's head can be interpreted several ways, although the main portrayal where he doesn't really have a mouth and talks with blinking ears is a pretty good one. I probably would like Bumblebee if he looked more like his toy's head instead of Cliffjumper but angular. People like Soundwave and he's got the same kind of face, although that might be because he has a cool voice and a cool gimmick (I fall into the latter camp). However things can get too weird, like I'm not sure why they ever tried making Ironhide and Ratchet into toys when the original Diaclone versions were clearly not even close to robots. I guess it gives "sit on my face" a whole new meaning though.

>>16847624

Max range of dash = perfect hit. It is quite literally, more distance, more damage. That little step back after smacking someone can be the difference between 100 or 800 damage. On top of stagger being kinda garbage in this game. If you're staggered you take zero damage until you can move again. And face hugging builds stagger like nothing else (excluding railguns and bazookas). SUPER frustrating in exploration II missions when all the fuckwads you're playing with are running melee or bazookas.

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>>16847612

Its somewhat safer to be hugging a target so you can use attack-enhancing femto at less risk, and use speed femto to close the gap/keep close. Not using femto shift correctly is the #1 mistake noobs make if you ask me.

Why does Grief acting like some legendary unbeatable hot shit? Didn't I just wreck his arse last mission? Also, am I supposed to care about this person death? Because the only impression I have of them is they talked my ear off some 20 missions ago (and then I don't even sure it's this particular person because all of them have been talking nonstop every fucking missions).

>>16847942

Grief is this game's jehovah's witness. If they were evil. Which I could be convinced they are. He preaches and monologues about his moon god. You never were meant to care for him, just put him down like the mad dog he is.

>>16848021

Until the big reveal at the end where it turns out you are some kind of clone of Grief and his "moon god" just wants to take humanity to the stars. I could also be completely wrong here but the ending scene if you choose to follow the Dominator's plan seems to imply that this all actually took place on Mars and then you move on to Earth afterward.

>>16848399

Strange, the geometric armor and clothing patterns resemble low-poly models, its a strange look that's futuristic and nostalgic at the same time.

>>16816266

>Ouchi

Boy I'll say

>>16840100

>She'll tell you he'll get a "speedy trial" so that you go away, and then blow him and herself up as you leave

Goddamn it anon I might have to reinstall this and do some experiments, I remember fucking around subverting stuff in UNATCO HQ was great fun.

>>16848399

I haven't played Human:RE but I had the impression it would be bad, I hope I'm wrong.

>>16848774

Honestly I'd rather play Invisible War than either of the two newest ones. They are pretty shit imo. Don't @ me

>>16848570

>Why would Nintendo include a character that from a massively popular game series that's only exclusive on PlayStation?

Atlus probably paid for it. Even if they didn't, that's still a retarded question. Why else would a company want a popular character to appear in their game as paid dlc?

>>16848570

Shouldn't it be the same logic as Snake getting in back whenever that was? Remember that MGS4 was about to hit (PS3 only) when Snake got into Smash for the first time. Sure, he was in a few games on the NES and that remake of MGS, but Megaten games have been on Nintendo consoles, and those games don't really have reoccurring characters other than the demons. The parallels aren't exact, but they seem close enough for me.

>>16809229

The SNES sounds great. It's the Genesis that sounds like dog shit.

>>16848096

No, 3DS never got a port.

Recently we got a working port for Vita and Switch.

>>16848367

>Recently we got a working port for Vita and Switch.

Vita one no longer breaks at Serris or dodges being a Metroid game in the script (IE: no more "Monster", "Sarah", etc)?

>>16848615

Yes, the download link is currently down though, currently waiting for v1.5 port to be released.

>>16848677

Neat, thanks for the heads up.

Boobies.

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>>16848683

>lolis, lolis everywhere

Let's ignore that they're clearly not loli, but Slow Ahead is already confirmed for anime. I'm sure there'll be more hypertits and ridiculous hips same-body bitches there if that's what you tasteless dogs want.

>>16848719

I'm looking forward to Slow Ahead more than I was the OG anime, at least. It's pretty good and the slice of life pacing should allow for vastly superior animation and no QUALITY.

Haven't read QO yet, though I've had it sitting in my tabs list for probably 2 months now waiting for me to come around. Looks good though

>>16848149

I had carpet just like that one place I was. Nice quiet apartments on a hill. Cat peed on the carpet though. Anyhow, I might be preaching to the choir but you might want to put a board or something under that to keep at least some of the dust away from it. Even that low pile carpet loses a lot of broken fibers.

test

>>16848355

Ergh, not Gamestop, Goodwill. What the hell.

>>16848192

Could be, if it's closer to where you live. Then again, I don't know that much about shipping. Getting concerned about something I ordered myself; tracking says it's been "shipped" but there's been no evidence to suggest it's even left the original post office, or if it even got there (if it was dropped off at a gas station or something). Do no-post holidays like President's Day jam shit up that much to the point it would just sit there until now?

>>16847586

>A large contributing factor is the porn.

but here's the thing, even the porn was basically a normalfags first foray into waifufaggotry and r34. the characters itself were bland stereotypes where even your average chaturbate camwhore is more interesting. least lara got that whole horse thing going…

>Even one of the competitors hilariously tried to take advantage of this in a last ditch to save hte game and it blew up in his face.

that was battleborn, and even considering what a retard pedorandy is, r34 is a thing and always will be. trying to advertise it on twitter was just what you'd expect of a genius like him. besides, while having better characters they didn't offer much to make porn of them.

>>16847547

>A girl doing the worm

Why not get a clown to juggle that would have been just as entertaining

>>16847547

>wait, you mean there was legit interest?

Yes. In addition to many of them being Blizzdrones, they are techie corpodrones who play heavily marketed AAA almost exclusively. Now the Overwatch was supplanted by Fortnite. If you would ask them for the best game they have ever played, their answer would be the most recent Rockstar Game.

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>>16847621

I think that it probably ended up as a trophy in one manager's office. That's what some companies do with final prototypes or first few mass produced units.

It is very unlikely for it to surface again, but not impossible. I am far more angry about the Xbox dev kit.

>>16848373

It would trigger people with coulrophobia, clownfobia, or whatever they call it these days.

>>16848373

I would have been much more entertained by a clown making balloon animals and throwing pies.

>>16848426

I think those who fear clowns are those who are being mocked by them.

>>16848426

henkesmus: the condition of getting your shit wrecked by the Clown

>>16806632

So TF2 vintage is trash made by furrys, correct?

Is there no way of getting the og tf2 experience?

>>16848361

The "OG tf2 experience" you're looking for doesn't really exist, especially if you are looking at a historical freeze of tf2 with NO USER CONTENT.

>>16848361

>Is there no way of getting the og tf2 experience?There is. TF2port.

https://github.com/NicknineTheEagle/TF2-Base

>>16848368

I'm more looking for a tf2 experience that is better than what we have now

>>16848398

Closest you're going to get is either

A.) firing up a server of your own and gathering a fantasy of faggots to populate it

B.)finding someone who did A

>>16848241

>youre cucking out your classmates

If they were bros, set them up with non-romanceable NPC girls that are there as central story characters. Never part of the harem: your bros are fucking NEET's that you save from terminal autism by CHAD-ifying them.

Heck, if you had one per-area, you could use them as those towers in the game, except instead of a single prompt button, unlocking the "Guide and map" for that area is a longer process. And him and his girl can show up while you're in that area to help.

For the other dumbfucks who refuse or opose them, they can stay virgins forever.

And return in a sequel, years later, when they get their wizard powers.

>>16848251

>A 2D rpg would be more likely

Yeah, I thought I'd sandbox some shit like this as a summer project, (20$ in models in Unity Assets get you some shitty but serviceable models, if you're not a 3D artist) but maybe something like Elona would suit it better.

>>16847618

>y-your insecure!

Imagine being so insecure that you get hurt by mean words on the internet

>>16848241

> how would you deal with the fact that youre cucking out your classmates

By not being a pussy? I'm more concerned with how you would tell if your harem members were used goods or not

>>16848241

>Thermae Romae

Never have I felt so weirded out by a stylistic choice. For reference, the anime is some slapstick comedy about a Roman Engineer being sucked and transported to modern Japan, but 90% of it is made of still pictures over stock anime backgrounds, whereas the manga it's based on is much more complex, has a love story and the female author is a bath autist.

>>16845326

Nowadays? Sure.

>>16836517

Well, more games to emulate so whatever

>>16844726

no that is square enix

A reminder the persona 5 royal did worse than expected in japan (no fucking surprise, what do you expect when you are charging retail for what should have been 20$ dlc, turns out otaku dont like to double dip as much as previously thought) and is probably set to underperform in the west considering the game has to compete with the original which is 1/3 the cost. A switch (and pc) port is literally the only way they could possibly make back the numbers on royal.

>>16844726

I want to argue, but you are correct, it had decent beginnings like ball, became drawn out in later itterations like z, had spinnoffs that many did not care for except hardcore fans like gt, its too easy of access. And its fans in public are annoying.

>>16846083

>you know what i'll do instead of jumping through hoops like some animal? i'll just not fucking play it. ahahaha seriously. if i have to do more than 15 minutes of installation, if i have to watch youtube guides or whatever, i'm not playing it!

Rom-patching is dead simple 1-step process, you just sound like kind of a retard, honestly.

>>16847670

git gud

>>16846083

I agree but I also understand uploaders don't want to be culpable for traceable theft shit and/or snaffling other modders work and calling it theirs or implying it by packaging it all like you want.