/v/ - Video Games

>>16851042

>Christ is the only cure

Is Christ the name of a bullet?

Just noticed the iso network of websites is no more. I'm seeing people blame nintendo/sony lawyers for it.

https://archive.ph/WV1r8

>>16851066

Too many bloodlines mixes throughout the centuries.

I even heard Ashkenazi Jews have Italian, Slavic, Greek and Germanic gentile bloodlines.

Then they went full retard later on with the inbreeding to keep their identity as a group otherwise they would have faded into their hosts population and their group be just a memory.

>>16851007

Admitting you can't fix yourself and basically posting shit totally unrelated does not exactly give you any high ground.

Go be a sperg somewhere else.

Carnage Heart EXA but on the PC

>>16851039

>>16851048

Same, the Tiberian Sun GDI aesthetic is top notch

>>16850968

Well, base appeal anyhow. It's not as if they aren't classics for a reason, but it's apparently a good way to get a teenage mind willing to sit through it. And without resorting to "here's the text message edition of it" either.

>>16850976

I'm not trying to be derisive for the sake of it. I just think public education isn't the improvement it's purported to be. If anything, I think those in the past might've been better off since they were more humble (and also, at least had useful trades..so they were educated in their own way too).

Video games, like movies are mostly a way of social credit for most people. It's fucking retarded, but it means that something will not be touched or even mentioned unless mass appeal(or the opposite) for it exists.

>>16850982

I dont think i've seen a tranny take a selfie in a clean room

>>16850988

Even if you treat it as an original IP and not a Doom successor, its just comes out as just okay. I dont see the overwhelming hype for it.

>>16850988

I thought the same thing. Even going fast in a speedrun, that game is incredibly slow.

>>16850467

You also wanted to eat your own boogers

>>16850688

And why should we believe you?

>>16850911

>Would be interesting to know if they also have a similar movement towards keeping the original English audio in what western games come over.

I've seen many complaints regarding censorship because CERO is very strict on gore and sex but no idea about keeping English voice acting.

>Also see that NoA apparently refused to give NA dual audio for Rhythm Heaven Fever, while NoE did for PAL.

NoE isn't perfect but is overall pretty good compared to NoA who is just shitty, FE Awakening was uncensored and A Link Between Worlds didn't have memes thanks to NoE. It's a shame that it wasn't NoE who handles the localizations otherwise we would have less censorship.

>>16849924

Nintendo of America is responsible for that, they do not want anything to do with Japanese influences getting inside.

>>16805011

>I want an F-Zero game, but I don't want it to be an F-Zero game

Why are you people like this? What's wrong with it just being a racing game?

>>16850977

>It's a shame that it wasn't NoE who handles the localizations otherwise we would have less censorship.

I would assume that it's generally seen as cheaper/less time consuming to just get the license to an existing English script/dub from when games release in North America than to do their own, aside from the odd cases where a game isn't deemed worth bringing to North America in the first place, wherein if it does see a later North American release (or when piracy becomes feasible), we can actually see a difference on both fronts. I was a bit surprised to hear NoE actually rectified the censorship and memes for both of those, that they actually had someone that thought NoA had made changes for the worse and put their foot down about carrying them forward.

>>16850993

But Nintendo is a Japanese company…

What does NoA expect Nintendo to make? Western garbage like EA or Ubisoft or Activison? If so what's the point then?

The few Nintendo series I enjoy because it's different and "Japanese" instead of the same shit we see from the west.

>>16851018

NoE also has other European languages to localize for which I heard is sometimes more faithful than the english script NoA provides which is interesting.

It was a pleasent surprise, it's unforunate now the censorship is worldwide so we all suffer together.

>>16849876

>participate in a bug-off

What did he mean by this?

>>16850011

It doesn't even seem like the game will be done on release either.

>>16850193

Looks like it's going to be one of those living-games/games-as-a-service where they just keep adding seasonal shit as it goes on. I was honestly surprised there was no season pass or DLC announcements in the Direct.

>>16850220

After NL's "Welcome Amiibo" and the similarly updated Splatoon (by a similar team) they're going to have to do something really good to justify making you buy DLC. Like, I'm talking some serious minigames, probably remakes of existing ones from NL and Amiibo Party if they want the easy way out. Or an update that adds classic Nintendo consoles, but you have to buy the games for them with real money.

>>16849847

Reason being, a female player has to pop out the kid.

>LOOK MAH DERES A SQUIRELL POPPIN OUT MAH VAGINA

or the pokemon route, eggs, which is even weirder and starts going into fetish porn territory by concept alone.

If the next game had dating and kids the resulting porn would break the net by sheer quantity.

>>16848399

Too bad that all these enemies are absolutely no different from each other. All of them can be KO'd with one button, including the heavies. They don't have different behaviors, they move with the same speed, have the same field of view.

>>16848399

Mankind divided is pretty decent for what it is, but the plot is indeed bad.

>>16848399

I hate everything about human revolution except the core gameplay.

>Still story is Decent

no its not, its shit. it shits all over the original deus ex. it gracelessly inserts an artificial divide that was never even hinted at in the original, and it never stops hammering the player over the head with its inane message. not a single ounce of subtly.

>"Social/Dialogue" Battle

SHIT

Dialogue shouldnt be a win/lose thing, it should be to build upon characters. Unfortunately, adam doesn't have any character whatsoever, and everyone else in the story is a shallow caricature. Sarif might be the only one that seems even mildly fleshed out.

Also: zombies. and wymyn computer. But at least the prequel managed to perfectly copy the completely unsatisfying endings, if even lazier than the original.

At least throwing vending machines at people is fun.

The early 2000's trend of showing off a game's art assets went from being an unlockable to behind a paywall. I genuinely miss when shooters, rpgs, and strategy games would show off every little thing about their visual assets. Dawn of war still has the army painter, sort of. The Heroes of Might and Magic franchise was also good about this. The Jak games too. It was a really nice feature that actually incentivized playing something to completion or just having it available.

Nowadays I feel like with those so very important hyperrealistic graphics a lot of games either hide their assets away and just give you the game without showing you all the little details which kind of ruins the enchantment for me, or worse, they just sell an artbook with everything scaled weird or poorly-scanned.

Fuck I just miss looking at character models and pretty concept art as an excuse to have a game running even if I was done playing. At least youtube chronicles game cutscenes really well so I can at least have that on hand.

>>16850966

The mascot part is probably an issue. They're all giant expensive IPs and when one gets mismanaged the whole market sees it. Plus there's no way of getting around becoming a collect-a-thon, I don't think at least, besides what Conker did. Sly Cooper being dead in the water is a sore spot for me.

>Bannerlord has a set release date.

>It still might be a fucking mess that has to be patched for years.

>My real concern is if this goes the NWN2 toolset route and is consistently harder to mod than the original, meaning less fan content.

I'm probably worried about nothing but it's still plausible.

All the praise for games like the newer XCOMs, or DOOM, or to a lesser degree the praise for Falcom's work post TitS The 3rd depresses me to no end. Same goes for people online hyping up certain marvel movies as some master-stroke of cinema when at best they're the barest minimum of okay when it comes to anything including spectacle(See: Infinity War) but it's on a colossal budget.

It's like the second these morons get something that's flashy, has a super high production budget, and is marketed to have a wide appeal people go fucking insane over it and see it as the best of the best when it's below average when you look at the big picture and get some fucking taste. Even Disney star wars is somehow praised for its lightsaber fight scenes when it's completely and utterly inferior to most decent fanfilms online with a fraction of the budget.

>new XCOM

>A TBT that's lesser than mobile games mechanically(NO FUCKING RANGE INDICATORS, for example) and technically(it runs worse than Hi-rez games do which is a feat for how shitty their games look)

>but it has flashy animations that take longer than actually playing the game and there's this big meem about how missing shot is le funney so it's okay! I can install 40+ overhaul, QoL and bug fix mods for X2 and then it's a passable game so it's ok!

>Doom 2016

>An inferior version of Serious Sam or Painkiller when you look at combat

>an inferior version of Brutal Doom/Project Brutality when you look at the gore and pace of the game

>an inferior version of any FPS worth its salt when you look at weapon design, level design and enemy design

>BUT DUDE RIP AND TEAR XDDDDDD SHITTY DJENT IS ACTUALLY OST OF THE CENTURY BECAUSE IT'S #BADASSAF DUDE IT'S THE GOTYAY DUDE THE SHITTY SEQUEL IS TOTALLY THE HALF LIFE OF OUR GENERATION

It pisses me off to no end because it's the symptom of a bigger problem, where the masses are stuck in this retarded world where nothing but the most expensive, most marketed and most popular things exist. You had shittons of retards looking to trash like No Man's Sky and Star Citizen to "save spaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>16850867

Having another infectious disease around on top of the seasonal flu due to a containment failure isn't going to help the situation.

>>16850893

Uh.. I probably sound like a turbovirgin, but what sexual aid products exactly?

It's affecting my stocks because of this shit as well.

>>16850214

>Corona-chan is killing all the chinks and west coast commies

It's almost like things are gonna be alright.

>>16850371

Yeah anytime you look at the active boards it's all weird shit. Wonder if I'll find the 8ch alts that everyone else went to

>>16850693

I think the most important thing now would be to build up boards besides /v/. Granted I'm not one to post on the other popular boards here but damn are the numbers not looking good

>>16850431

Kys, normalfag, long distance relationships never work.

>>16850869

>PUA

Top wew

>>16850946

i think he's being sarcastic

>>16850948

Doubt it. Even so, sarcasm doesn't come across well in text form.

CRP is pure kino.

>>16849209

Judging from the reactions I was expecting worse tbh

She actually has great tits and her body isn't bad, it's that long-ass jewish face with that foot-long chin that ruin her. I think CrystalRivers is actually uglier than her

>>16850507

mario party 7 is the best in the series

>>16850223

The tits are so bad on that model holy shit. Has the modeler never seen real breasts before?

If they inflated from realistic Bs/Cs to Tifa's natural HHs that would be fucking hot though

>>16849997

They're changing the story as we already see cloud meeting sephiroth before the shinra building invasion

>>16850026

I know about the censorship but what about the dialogue?

>>16850110

Because if it is a true "Remake" you should remake the game to its fullest and reducing tifas breast is the poster child of "You are ashamed about the things that people loved your game for and built your company up from where it is today" "You aren't being honest about this being a remake and are just doing this for money".

>>16850276

It is early access. Also "better than FFXV" is such a low bar it isn't really a standard.

>>16850241

Midgar is only like the first 8 hours of the original, by the time you finish Midgar you'd only realize it's only the prologue once you hear the theme music.

>>16850730

> I just couldn't be interested in playing a Zelda game that would not allow me to fuck off and find stuff while ignoring the main story for a bit.

<he says while talking about the most sidequest-oriented Zelda game ever

What do you think you spend that time limit doing? The four dungeons aren't much of a challenge, certainly.

>>16850696

Like the other anon said, I dunno if that's filtering new players or just keeping people from playing the game in the first place. I had zero desire to play that game because I just generally dislike the idea of being timed like that in an exploration-based game. It really doesn't matter how generous the limit is. It's a gut reaction rather than some rational thing, like groaning when you get an escort quest even if it ought to be a really trivial one.

>>16850736

Sidequests are chores. I wanted to enter the game with the ability to just head off in a random direction and find equipment, collectabullshit, abilities, or money, and start the story on my own time, not having to repeatedly play fucking timewarp bullshit.

>>16850827

>I don't want to do the main story

>But I don't want to do sidequests either

So you just want to wander aimlessly? You should try BotW if you haven't already.

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