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if i get
*smacks lips*
now i say if i
mmm
now i say
*smack*
yep mm now
*smack*
now i say if
*smack*
so what you sayin is if i get
mmmmhm
now hol up
hooool up
now
now what you sayin
holl up
what you sayin is
mmm
what yous be sayin is if i
mmmmhm
if i get to the otha page
mmmmm
*smack*
i's gon
i's a gon
mmm
*smack*
i's gon be free?
mmmmhm
i's gon be free 'fi
mmm
i's gon be free 'fi get off dis page?
lrsp (Rob) the true, dangerous pedo having cam sex with Emma at just 15 years old
[notice from NickServ]: Last seen address: ~lrsp@little.sisters.are.the.best
his vhost, "little.sisters.are.the.best" says everything about his pedo mannerisms.
[1/47] <lrsp> why cant I like babies
[2/47] <lrsp> <lrsp> miriam do you have any nieces of anyone under the age of 8 that could step on connors dick?
[6/47] <lrsp> Im trying to estabilish something, google imaged 2 year old girl…Id fuck probably 5% of these girls…okay Id fuck a lot of these
[10/47] <lrsp> the youngest girl Ive /ever/ found attractive was 2 iirc
[14/47] <lrsp> I want to give my 5yo daughter her first orgasm ;___;
[19/47] <lrsp> I usually jerk off to 5-12 year olds anyway
The Declaration of Confederate Demands
Dear Mr. Copypaste
On the 10th of December, in the year of our LORD two-thousand seventeen, the Glorious Confederacy of #8chan was formed under General Adnol in response to JEWS HOPing his girlfriend, Hydrastra, and the akicking of former the former HOP tard. The Grand Confederacy of #8chan declared war on JEWS and Hydrastra (The JEWS-Hydrastra faction is hereby known as "The Loyalist"). The Confederacy of #8chan gained approximately fourteen new members in the span of two days, outnumbering the loyalist 14 to 2. The war ended on December 12, 2017 when an HOP by the name of Sud0 kickbanned all but twelve people. The Kick message was "Move to #8ch.net". Currently #8ch.net contains ninety members(before the Great Mass Banning it had less than forty), most pledging allegiance to the Confederacy.
The Glorious Confederacy of #8chan has three demands
Demand #1: An end to The Hydrastra-Tard War.
Demand #2: Unakicking of tard.
Demand #3: Strip Hydrastra and JEWS of their power permanently and replace them with those you see fit.
If these demands are not met, we the users will continue to prosper in the free land of #8ch.net, while #8chan plummets into inactivity, and the war on JEWS and Hydrastra will continue.
Signed
General Adnol, head of the Glorious Confederacy of #8chan
*crash*
The war was still going on between Japan and the United States,
Many people dying, many homes being destroyed,
The houses tumbling down, the windows cracked, and the broken gates,
Many people dying, many people crying out for help as they see
the corrupted surroundings.
*BOOOOM*
The sound so loud, a noise so new, a deafening sound…
that has never been heard before.
The first atomic bomb, dropped on the homes of many Japanese people
in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Little Boy is not so little killing ninety percent of the people
in the city of Hiroshima,
Fat Man wiping out one-third of Nagasaki…
killing about forty thousand lives.
The terror the people must have felt, the fear, trying to escape the bombs…
The horrifying catastrophe going on,
My calling out to help the people escaping, I want to help.
This tragic moment that the survivors lived through,
How strong and brave they must have been,
Having to lose everything and everyone they cherished…
But still staying strong through all the suffering;
Respect.
That is all. Respecting the survivors,
The ones who went through all the hard times, but have endured.
<owo> it was like a year ago that i was on there
<owo> you can't delete a board you don't own
<owo> i was never a mod
<owo> i don't care about image boards
this board has no mods. and if it does, they don't browse because a post is made here once every 2-3 months. nukity nuke!
Protect Our Queen
Anons,
We must protect our true queen Anna at all costs!!! Report all new intell on SwedishMeatball here so he can be ETERNALLY BTFO'd
22:14 <~ANNA> [07:00:09] <SwedishMeatball> I've seen your pussy and tits and I've always been loyal to u not to share em, how are u gonna backstab me for a weak incel like owo wtf anna
22:14 <~ANNA> [07:14:06] <ANNA> ?
22:14 <~ANNA> [07:14:19] <ANNA> you threatening me?
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:17:08] <SwedishMeatball> no anna I would never do that to you. but I am loyal and I expect loyalty back. if ur gonna be thotting around with filth like owo that groomed emma in #8chan and hydrasta and tries to get girls to talk to him in exchange for ops, then I deserve better
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:17:28] <ANNA> yeah go away then
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:17:57] <SwedishMeatball> owo belongs in the trash, and you're not a fucking raccoon
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:18:07] <SwedishMeatball> stop eating garbage and come sit at the table with me
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:18:15] <ANNA> if you spread my nudes, da skal jeg kontakte svensk politi, för jag har dina dox
22:18 <~ANNA> [07:18:26] <SwedishMeatball> dont worry about that, I promise I will never do that
22:21 <~ANNA> if you do not do what i tell you to do
22:21 <~ANNA> [07:20:14] <SwedishMeatball> sigh
22:22 <+IrcX24> This is some psycho stuff. :/
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:22:37] <SwedishMeatball> I just looked on that irsecrets site, what dox are you talking about
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:22:51] <SwedishMeatball> did something new get posted?
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:22:57] <ANNA> jag har ditt svenska personnummer
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:23:05] <ANNA> jag vet vem du är
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:23:17] <SwedishMeatball> o.O
22:23 <~ANNA> [07:23:29] <SwedishMeatball> psykopat
22:24 <~ANNA> [07:23:48] <SwedishMeatball> de galen?
22:24 <~ANNA> [07:23:56] <ANNA> lite
22:24 <~ANNA> [07:23:58] <SwedishMeatball> wtf anna
22:25 <~ANNA> [07:23:58] <SwedishMeatball> wtf anna
22:25 <~ANNA> [07:24:55] <ANNA> du ytrar trussler om sprädning av mina personliga bilder på nätt
22:25 <~ANNA> [07:25:05] <ANNA> det är inte ok
22:25 <+IrcX24> its almost like he should not make threats if he doesn't want to be threatened.
22:26 <~ANNA> im telling him heäs threatening to spread my junk
22:26 <~ANNA> online
22:26 <~ANNA> so
<+Ramfuk> Yeah with English and German I can almost read all of this
22:26 <~ANNA> i have his personal ID number
22:26 <+Ramfuk> It's almost like Scandos speak human language
22:26 * cull sits and wonders what it says
22:27 <~ANNA> i will go to police
22:27 <+IrcX24> I can guess most of it and I have google translate to confirm.
22:27 <~ANNA> and file a charge of harassment and spreading of revenge porno pictures that was sent in private
#8CHAN RUINED BY IDIOTS ONCE AGAIN
ALL COOLS JOIN #WAR
ALL ELSE EAT SHIT
#WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR #WAR
Spoke whore full disclosure
Natalie "ninjalie, spoke" Green, BPD & NPD, known EFnet scenewhore, off at 14yo w/ paedophile Anthony "kongfuzi" Eufemio (12 years her age,) cucked her last man & still leeches off of him, kicked out everywhere & now hangs on EFnet #lrh and irc.supernets.org #superbowl – loves to be told about when she got "almost graped" & her psychological evaluation
URL to nudes/pics/psychological evaluation, since this PoS website won't let me upload: https://ufile.io/j5u5hc67
PK leaves 8chan
In the year of our lord 2020, princesskitana (pk) is seeking better pastures through leaving IRC #8chan/#8chan. Below is a list of the people she mentions in her letter.
>Bullies: Casey, dogbert, brite, tard, Random420, dumbgoy, RatFink,
>Neutral: AlterEgo_, Jesus, mezmur, Kali_, Moin (HKM).
>Positive: Etiv, Deacon, Monery, grobend, Dwarf, JEWS, Owo, Carp, Lysana, Christistheway, Emma, Beast, Ponyo and jmanfatty, MissA, Monroe, MasterofMuppets.
It is truly a revelation the new document that was put forth today. Linked is the full letter.
What you refer to as Coronavirus is actually SARS-Cov2/Covid-19 or as I have taken to calling it "SARS-Cov2 plus Covid-19". Coronavirus isn't a full virus onto itself but the symptom of an overall system of SARS-Cov2. SARS-Cov2/Covid-19 is a full Coronavirus system according to the WHO, CDC, CIA, and ZOGHealth Europe.
Batty Patty Cooking Tutorial
Happy April Fools Day.
School is out and now is none better a time to release a high-quality cooking tutorial. Dog from the last video teaches the audience how to batty patty cook. Bat soup was poison by America to make the great People of China super sickness. China has risen from the ashes. Phozecom has been reborn as MicroYang! China is the best country on the planet. Batty Burger will bring downfall to USA, no more imperialism. Return my phone that you stole. Return my Goyang shopee token, goku goyang shopee.
On a more real note, Wuhan is greatly recovering as the rest of the world finally awakens to self-cleanliness and the reality of Universal Healthcare. Enjoy a very well put together cooking video as well a guest appearance of Gordon Ramsay!
Emily Youcis worship thread
[21:15:54] <jmanfatty> the latest emily youcis video was worth it
[21:16:01] <jmanfatty> I'd fuck her three times daily
[21:16:02] <jmanfatty> emily youcis has always been my neotrad waifu
[21:24:29] <jmanfatty> nigga
[21:24:38] <jmanfatty> I would bang the fuck out of emily youcis
[21:24:40] <jmanfatty> besides that
[21:24:13]<jmanfatty> neotrad is plausible
One more time I come, chinese takeout that will make you cough up a lung!
HKM v ranix
<ranix> ask me officially
<HKM> <ranix> post whats in ur pockets
<HKM> so rainx
<HKM> u agree correct
<HKM> i will post whats in my wallet
<HKM> IF u cant match it
<HKM> u r perm banned
<HKM> deal?
<ranix> you won't post shit because you're a bitch
<ranix> you can't ban me either
<HKM> k we take that as he agrees
<HKM> midget rainx
<JEWS> in my official capacity, i will enforce this agreement
<HKM> 0sec pic
<HKM> https://app.box.com/s/fn0rm2vf1roli5848ft6u1d07u5g96yi
<HKM> midget rainx
<HKM> u have 5min to comply
SUS Redtext and Bladder Cat Circus
Miss Genital Herpes 2019 –→>> now smells like a mix of a fish market in August, her breath like the stench cheapest massage parlor rubbing alcohol, the unwashed pussy of an genital herpes spreading jailbird buddy, the sperm of a 300 pounder, stale hobo ass, cat piss plus her own odor of fresh puke and luke warm urine! Meet missa the bed pissa, the small town jizza, she swallow for a dollah!
13:43 < Schnuffel> I hate u swedishmeatball
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> fuck you Schnuffel
13:43 < faggotbot> ok! get on all fours you little bitch!
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> get back in #8chan
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> I will not be disobeyed
13:43 < Schnuffel> Ur channel sucks
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> I will send EVERYONE your nudes
13:43 -!- Jax [~Jax@Chaotic.Good] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> your school, your family, your church, your town
13:43 < SwedishMeatball> everyone
13:43 < Schnuffel> And only beast can be bossy
13:44 < Schnuffel> Fuck u
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise ***
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> last warning
13:44 < Schnuffel> Stop it
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> GET IN
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> NOW
:44 -!- treeman4 [~treeman4@3899A039.9264A1CF.73E2802A.IP] has quit [Ping
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13:44 < Schnuffel> Why
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> because I will burn you to the ground if you don't?
13:44 < Telmeh> we do not negotiate with terrorists
13:44 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise *
13:45 < Schnuffel> Why r u blackmailing a 16 year old
13:45 < Telmeh> #cockblocked
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise A*
13:45 < Schnuffel> Shouldnt u be an adult
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise A**
13:45 < Schnuffel> What is wrong with u
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise A***
13:45 < Schnuffel> U ficking cunt
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise A****
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> Emma Louise A*
13:45 < Schnuffel> K
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> GET IN NOW
13:45 < Schnuffel> U know what
13:45 < Schnuffel> I just joined ur channel
13:45 < SwedishMeatball> before I start posting Egile and Lars' contact info
13:46 < Schnuffel> Before u said my namr
13:46 < Schnuffel> But now u said my name and i left
13:46 < SwedishMeatball> hang on let me get ur dads work
13:46 < Schnuffel> So yeah
13:46 < Schnuffel> Fuck u
13:46 < SwedishMeatball> numbr
13:46 < Schnuffel> WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
13:46 < SwedishMeatball> Im going to email these nudes to his boss
13:46 < Schnuffel> KARL KRISTIAN ERIK ULVBIELKE
13:46 -!- Jax_ [~Jax@Rizon-A4C315A.sub-97-37-32.myvzw.com] has joined #8chan
13:46 < SwedishMeatball> wow
13:46 < Schnuffel> WtF
13:46 < SwedishMeatball> lol
13:46 < Kutgebruiker9000> .seen f4v
13:46 < faggotbot> f4v was last seen 10 hours, 50 minutes ago saying: no
13:46 < Schnuffel> ;-;
13:46 < Kutgebruiker9000> .seen jesus
13:46 < faggotbot> jesus was last seen 9 hours, 25 minutes ago saying: !append Official channel of https://8kun.top
13:47 < SwedishMeatball> Schnuffel I'm warning you
13:47 < SwedishMeatball> Lars is not going to like this
13:47 < SwedishMeatball> and ur never going to get a phone or computer again
13:47 < Schnuffel> Can u stop���
13:47 * Casey tosses ur uncle off a cliff
13:47 < SwedishMeatball> you'll be sent to a monastary
13:47 -!- JaxOff [~Jax@Rizon-B7BBF34C.sub-97-37-32.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping
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13:47 < SwedishMeatball> if U want me to stop leave this channel and join #8chan
13:47 < Schnuffel> Why do u want to ruin my life
13:47 < Casey> why does Schnuffel want to ruin my life ;-;
13:47 < Schnuffel> Just cause i wont join ur channel
13:47 < SwedishMeatball> if U want me to stop leave this channel and join #8chan
13:47 < Schnuffel> Why do u want to ruin my life
13:47 < Casey> why does Schnuffel want to ruin my life ;-;
13:47 < Schnuffel> Just cause i wont join ur channel
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> because you deserve it
13:48 < Schnuffel> Casey im serious stfu
13:48 < Casey> guys i have an erection someone touch it
13:48 < Schnuffel> I dont
13:48 < zof> tf?
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> for being a piece of shit
13:48 < Schnuffel> Im innocent
13:48 < zof> memeball stop being such a disturbing faggot, it's a kid
13:48 < Casey> zof touch my penis
13:48 < Schnuffel> And ur not
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> FUCK YOU EMMA
13:48 < faggotbot> you wish faggot
13:48 < Casey> also this kid has the tism
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> OBEY ME
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> OR DIE
13:48 < Schnuffel> U should be in jail swedishmeatball
13:48 < zof> casey end urself sodomite
13:48 < Casey> lol
13:48 < Schnuffel> Im contacting services
13:48 < Telmeh> moose
13:48 < SwedishMeatball> u will be in a coffin once every sees ur nudes emma
(09:49:12) (+*) lobaru, is it true you had cam sex with Emma?
(09:49:12) (+*) what's wrong, lobaru? why aren't you answering?
(09:49:12) (+lobaru) live video was involved a couple times, yeah
(09:49:12) (+*) with sexual intentions?
(09:49:12) (+lobaru) not usually, but it led there a few times
(09:49:12) (+*) ah
(09:49:12) (+*) so lobaru, you are a pedo
(09:49:12) (+*) you had sexual encounters on live video with a 15 year old girl
(09:49:12) (+lobaru) that's probably the "worst" of it
(09:49:12) (+*) this will be noted in court
(09:49:12) (+*) thank you, lobaru
(09:49:12) (+lobaru) no problem, now go tell your friends or whatever
(09:49:12) (+*) don't worry, mate - emma has told us all about this
(09:49:12) (+*) we just wanted to hear it from your finger tips
Another pedo exposed. Logs from #8chan
Cuck lobaru (Thomas **) pics leaked by 15 year old Emma.
welcome to /ircsecrets/ - owo's board facilitating many Christian and Jesus inspired keks under the command of God
in no particular order, a current list of selfies {new or old} can be found here-
MiepGirl >>1515
SwedishMeatball >>1364
princesskitana >>1514
JEWS >>1500
Ponyo >>1510
Beast Emma >>1431
Underdose >>1499
Monroe >>1488
Sanguine >>1495
lrsp >>1492
lobaru >>1491
DPR >>1496
japex >>1489
kristina >>1498
visual >>1513
RTFT >>1497
Copenmy >>1511
Mijin >>395
Cat Oopsie-Poopsie Whiping Thread
Small cat make doo doo when don't know how to use letterbox. They shit up a storm expecting u to clean up their asses for them. Their big cat clean shit butt but no big cat around to lickie lickie booty booty. Cat oopsie poopsie peepeepoopie whiping must commence.
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
REW
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
*whipe*
REW
Cat oopsie poopsie peepeepoopie whiping complete. Cat more happy now. Cat go play on a hot pad that feel like big cat belly.
Ass, Arson, Acceleration
Desperately I held my asshole expecting a mega shit. It wasn't gonna be the routine poo. It was gonna be the big one. I've been waiting a few days since July 4th expecting it to come. I worshipped it by eating a few hot dogs here and a few hamburgers there to garuntee the second coming of the turd. I sat on the toilet thinking my life story and what I've done to deserve such a fate. The shit came out. It came out like storm water breaking a window open with ass skin all over the toilet. The toilet was nearly filled and I aimed my asspipe to the shower expecting a mega horse shit showdown. It came down and as the thunder clapped my ass stopped shitting and I started spraying pee for at least a minute. The battle finished by me and my friend taking a shovel to shovel the shit into bags to set on fire and chuck at buildings. The very next day the news reported the mysterious disappearance of several historical buildings. Several businesses like JP Morgan have invested in building new migrant shelters and set a reward up to $2,500 to the man or woman that burned down the property for reuse.
CloverOS Game, CloverOS Power [EXPOSED!]
Happy 4/20!
It is never too late to remember XXXTentacion's legacy as a honorable, noble author of the most influential lyrics of our generation. Every one of his words written down is almost as recognizable and memorable as the Constitution at Golden Corral.
In addition, CloverOS is an excellent Gentoo variant that can automatically install itself in around 5-10 minutes. A normal installation of Gentoo would take from 35 minutes to a few hours for beginner users. CloverOS is nearly perfect enough to be deployed in an enterprise setting or for a small business workspace. CloverOS is good for personal and business use.
Chromebooks are also good but not perfect in nature. Chromebook’s are marketed to be able to play Roblox, but at a mere Mobile standard. CloverOS, on the other hand, is documented to be able to run Adobe professional software like Photoshop and After Effects. Many GNU/Linux distros including Debian, PopOS, and Mint have difficulty to keep up with the exceptional standards CloverOS has set. CloverOS isn’t bogged down with systemd, pulseaudio, dbus, avahi, nls that plague major distros like Ubuntu and Fedora GNU/Linux.
If you don’t like reading paragraphs to persuade you into using CloverOS, don’t mind watching my CRINGE video.
Thank you for your time.
Here’s the link to install CloverOS or buy a Chromebook!
jewish question 6 gorillion kekistan goy day of the rope oy vey annuda shoah! muh jew le happy merchant race realism attack helicopter goyim drain the swamp we wuz kangz n shiet NPC NPC great replacement kekistan autistic screeching deus vult muh shlomo 6 gorillion microagression jew moon man ally oy vey annuda shoah! deus vult special snowflake cultural marxism oy vey SJW black don’t crack beta misogyny microagression Soros shlomo MAGA ally points free helicopter rides whitey moon man shoah goyim normie muh moon man cuck
This is your mind on anti-KKK:
<+t0fu> I MAKE YOU EAT MY PEEPEES
<+t0fu> I MAKE YOU RINK MY POOPIES
<+t0fu> I MAKE YOU BATHE IN MY PEEPEEPOOPIES
<+t0fu> YOURE LAME THAT BATHES IN MY PEEPEEPOOPIES
<+t0fu> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<+t0fu> YOU KOOL LOSER EAT MY PEEPEEPOOPIE
<+t0fu> YOU KOOL LOSER EAT MY PEEPEEPOOPIES
Is this what it has all come to?
Thread sponsored by the Kool Kids Klub
[k00l] is a trademark owned by KKK Inc.
©2017 Kool Kids Klub Inc. All rights reserved.
It's time to stop
Th3 KKK is h3r3 and u cant do ANYTHING 2 stop 1t f4gg0ts b prepared 2 get h4xx0red like th3 whole R1z0n n3tw0rk
Official KKK watchlist
https://koolkidsklub.tech/thelist.htm
if ur name is on th1s l1st prep4re 2 b h4xx3d… we w1ll plant ch1ld pr0n on ur PC and c4l1 the p0lice…
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/31/politics/elites-trump-buttigieg-ocasio-cortez/index.html
The 2020 campaign is already turning into a war on 'elites'
In Italy's city of love, global far-right groups join forces under a 'pro-family' umbrella
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/31/europe/verona-world-congress-of-families-intl/index.html
Revenge of the Saltmines
Meme War! Roblox is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless anti-meme Lord, George Soros. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
The song dives into a college student suffering from Donald Trumpism, worst disease of it's kind. Donald Trump has won the presidential office and is taking names. Crybaby is left in a constant state of sadness, only aided on by her school classmastes.
The only way to absorb the full meaning of my video is to…
WATCH IT NAOOO
8chan Nationalist Party
the 8chan race has been divided for too long! Ever since The Great War against JEWS and his loyalist, the 8chan race has been divided between #8chan and ##8chan…it is time for a change.
The 8chan Nationalist Party will once again unite our great race under one banner.
One Culture, One Channel, One People
(I was going to write more but im too lazy)
Leaked Russian Bootleg of KSI Vs. Logan Paul fight
LITERAL PUSSIES FIGHTING EACHOTHER
How is it that there aren't any live streams actually showing the fight? Do the companies behind the fight intend on us to pay $10 to watch people hug eachother? The whole fight was nothing but Logan Paul and KSI hugging and throwing a few punches atleast. At the end of the fight, neither KSI or Logan Paul look significantly beat up compared to professional fighters. The worst damage to KSI's face was just his eye and Logan Paul pissed on the ground.
Lets just hope the rematch will have much more livestreamers and free footage to judge who won. Maybe they won't rig it up for Logan to win next time?
New Video Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/14998416
My next new video will be released on Valentines Day, it will not be as excellent as my videos usually are.
Vote on poll whether to release it as WebM or YouTube
FEBUARY MOD ABOOSE THREAD
Report all mod abuse cases here
I'll start it…
At around 2:30PM 02/03/2018 grobend was spotted kicking multiple people including me (JakePaul) and Jax. Grobend was simply requested to bring in Internets and FUCKYOUIMABOT so we can play cool videos. Instead of simply following bantz directions he kicks both of us.
Story short, mods on #8chan need to be controlled and this is a thread to report all Mod aboose in the Chan.
Sperg war 4 continued
Conclusion soon?
The sperg war is continuing with a conclusion finally in site. Currently the channel has split with the majority of active users now actually chatting on ##8chan the accepted alternative. Meanwhile most users continue to idle in #8chan anticipating more drama as well as to flame the channel.
Copypaste has intervened and had set an arbitration session date for 14 days from December 16th. Each side will submit documentation and evidence of wrongdoing and Copypaste will make the final decision on what happens next (to the original channel).
What happens in that session will prove to be very interesting for us all. As will reading these documents.
More to come as events unfold.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys? It's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video. https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4 Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses.
Kirkland made a poll to get RatFink hop again.
http://www.strawpoll.me/14404161
At the end of the day it stands at 50 for RF and 35 against.
Seems like a lot of votes for #8chan but clearly they want Nathan RatFink Forrest
THIS BOARD UNDER SANCTIONS
Due to Geneva accord violating actions on the behalf of one homosexual named "Atlantic" this board is now under full military sanction as decreed by the Senzuri Senate. Until Atlantic can prove his ability to senzuri fight back, this board shall remain free of the GAY community and designated an official boenzoen.
BY ORDER OF SENZURI CHAMPION
WAR OVER
War over
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
FURHER JEWS REMOVES PITTY CANCER HOPS
war over
<JEWS> .sync
* [^_^] removes channel half-operator status from RatFink
* [^_^] removes channel half-operator status from princesskitana
<JEWS> the war is over
* SamuraiJax (Jax@For.Honor) has joined
<JEWS> for now, at least
PEACE TREATY SIGNED
<Jesus> [02:59:00] <~Jesus> maybe this could get ratfink deopped idk
<SamuraiJax> kek
<JEWS> ratfink might get wished back by the dragon balls
<wilsonez> dont be like that JEWS
<Jesus> literally 5 hours ago
<SamuraiJax> I will not abuse him any further then
<owo> wb Jax
<Jesus> [07:54:30] <%Jesus> [02:57:31]
<SamuraiJax> Thanks
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<SamuraiJax> RatFink is not a bad guy
<SamuraiJax> He just…gets too into it
<African_Girl> I said nigger in a YouTube comment now my computer is lagging
<wilsonez> obviously the problem was that RatFink and princesskitana got along too well
<African_Girl> Anonymous is hacking me
<Jesus> man
<owo> African_Girl: kek
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<Jesus> it would've taken me an entire weekend to unwind to feel like this
<Jesus> i just saved 48 hours by getting high
<SamuraiJax> I enjoy making him angry tbh
<JEWS> if you want him back, collect all seven dragon balls and wish him back
<SamuraiJax> But I would be happier if he was happy and not an asshole
<wilsonez> im not a larper JEWS
<Jesus> im the anti larper
<Jesus> my very existence crushes larps
<SamuraiJax> I figured he called Mijin
<Jesus> i'm like that shadowy character that randomly helps the good guys and the bad guys at random intervals
<SamuraiJax> I tried to talk shit to him but RatFink kept banning me
* Ponyo is now known as Dragonballcollector
<SamuraiJax> kek
<Jesus> i don't even know what i'm referring to
* Dragonballcollector goes on a quest to get them all
<SamuraiJax> I must have highlighted him at least a hundred times in the last 24 hours
<wilsonez> im better than u Jesus , i am the mariana trench
<enig> so they lose power but I get no ops
<enig> JEWS what is this
<enig> this is a bad anime
<enig> I am going to myanimelist and dropping my rating
* Dragonballcollector is now known as Yukino
<Jesus> this bad anime got u like a bad meme
<Yukino> :))
<wilsonez> it's a chinese produced anime
<Jesus> u've been caught like a….
<Yukino> Where is my arima kun~
<Jesus> BAD MEME BAD MEME
<Jesus> [eurobeat noises]
<JEWS> was the black goku arc kino?
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<Jesus> idk
<Jesus> i thought the black buu arc was kino
<Jesus> at the end of GT
<SamuraiJax> !topic Long Live #8chan
<copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 4 topic changes remaining this hour.
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<Jesus> goku left his family to train a nigger
<Jesus> goku is literally a nigger mentally
<Jesus> mental nigger
<Yukino> !topic omelette
<Yukino> :(
<enig> !topic enig needs ops
<copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 3 topic changes remaining this hour.
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<Jesus> wait no
<Jesus> that was the end of DBZ
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<Jesus> the end of GT was kid goku being carried away by the dragon
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<Jesus> leaving his family for the last time
<SamuraiJax> Goku is a shit dad
<SamuraiJax> kek
<Jesus> unlike niggers, goku left his family 3 times
<Jesus> beat that
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<Yukino> How can we get papafink hops back?
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<SamuraiJax> It'd be best if we did not
<enig> better yet, how can we get me hops
<Yukino> :(
<enig> new anime arc
<SamuraiJax> Just my opinion…
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"Eighties" is a good song try it sometime
Atlantic made a PMV to try and noid me but seeing as I am a senzuri champion all it did was make me laugh and lob it in the "lol dude" folder of my bookmarks. Anyway, gay larp kids club got wackhacked so here's some appul.
VOTE ENIG FOR HALFOP
To ~Copypaste, the Supreme Leader
Dear Copypaste, Our Forefather and Founder
We do call unto your wisdom, your internet freedom piety and your long attested dedication to the well being of your followers in your great established institution of 8chan. We earnestly do ask you to humiliate and expel the manky codger known as ratfink/vondutch(ex faggettss) from your list of 8chan operators. Do deflate him to his actual status for where he truly belongs, in a sewer, as a pathetic rat. This plonker ratfink proved to be invective and insolent to the principles you have constituted in your 8chan philosophy and abusive of the powers delegated to his poor mental capacity. A whippersnapper recidivist such as ratfink is unworthy to be a member of your vision and bestowment to the freedom of the internet and humanity.
Many wells were once poisoned by rats such as rat-fink and many great civilizations have declined as a result of unscrupulous entourage with the likes of that fink rat. We appeal to your authority and rationality to compel your justice over this trifle rat, to ensure the sustainability and improvement of your 8chan procession to a better future and a better hope without a twat fink wannabe bureauc/rat.
Yours Sincerely,
Council of The Opposition
Senzuri Champion
Hi there, it's me, the one man army. Since Asspack Atlantic gets mad at anything, here's the battle standard and some random crap from storage. Watch him get mad at nothing. This is like using machine gun shields to redirect artillery fire in WWI.
SUPERIOR FIREPOWER, SUPERIOR MISDIRECTION
#ITheShitposter
Atlantic, #ITheShitposter will artillery your autism and through my punkishness, not giving a fuck, and by far the Superior Senzuri Firepower from Motherfuckin Nowhere will become Senzuri Champion under Copypaste/Hotwheels/the CIA.Either that or I won't care after a week. Your time of spamming owo's excellent board with over the top edits, mangled pony pics, psychotic rhetoric and general unfunniness will come to an end. #8chan is for cool kids, not gay dweebs.
ONE TWO STUPID. THREE FOUR DUMB. FIVE SIX IDIOTIC. SEVEN EIGHT SEAT BEE SATE. VERY. STUPID. VERY. STUPID. VERY. STUPID. VERY. STUPID.
Mijin The Pussy
Have you wondered what a soft little two-faced pussy looks like.. you know, the one that acts all feminine when PMing girls, but pretends to be something he's not uses his e-powers to stop anyone from revealing his touchy, vindictive and deceitful side outside of PMs? His name is Mijin; the guy who likes to pretend that server-sided logs are fake when he tries to establish a 'truce' between somebody.
[18:03] <Mijin> I like to always one up people in arguments
[18:03] <Mijin> i've been known to take things REALLY far irl lol
[18:03] <Mijin> but the like 2 times i KIND of crossed the line and flited with you
[18:04] <Mijin> was really so that I could just say I was trolling you like ratfink suggested if you betrayed my trust
[18:04] <Mijin> and also just because I wanted to see what you would say I guess
[18:04] <Mijin> I like when girls give me attention lol
[18:04] <Mijin> but the fact that monroe tried to take that shit public to make me look bad made me want to retaliate
[18:05] <Mijin> and defend my image
[18:05] <Mijin> so there you go
[18:05] <Mijin> that's the 100% truth
[18:05] <Mijin> now I guess we'll see if you post it public
[18:06] <Mijin> and if you want i can call of tard and ratfink
[18:07] <Mijin> and post publicly some kind of announcement that we were just memeing eachother
[18:07] <Mijin> if you're willing to do the same
This is somebody who threatens to ascend to a fucking autistic super saiyan on cocaine if logs are leaked.
[18:25] <Mijin> I'm not going to unless you fuck me over
[18:26] <Mijin> but if you fuck me over I'm going to show you a level of autism the likes of which rizon has never seen before
He's a washout who talks about his low self-esteem.. which is transparently evident when he kicks and bans people who dare to question or say anything to him in what was once a free-for-all IRC channel until he paid $100 for ops because his balls and much-desired online social status shrunk so much he didn't have a choice. Heck, he probably doesn't even have balls any more and is recent eunuch, which is why he's trying to make up for it now.
[18:31] <Mijin> I just was trying to make it look like I was following ratfinks plan if shit blew up
[18:31] <Mijin> and also
[18:31] <Mijin> baiting for complements
[18:31] <Mijin> I guess lol
[18:31] <Mijin> if I'm being fully honest
[18:32] <Mijin> I kind of do but I kind of dont
[18:32] <Mijin> Like I know I'm good looking, but I still feel I'm inadequate sometimes
[18:32] <Mijin> likely because of my childhood
In his childhood, his dad probably diddled him. Let's not forget how he worries so much about his IRC reputation, it probably gives him more fucking nervous diarrhoea than a street-shitting pajeet.
[18:38] <Mijin> I used to enjoy trolling people on IRC
[18:39] <Mijin> but then it started to feel like work because I started worrying about my reputation like a faggot
[18:39] <Mijin> so
[18:39] <Mijin> I just feel like being fully honest now
[18:39] <Mijin> and enjoying irc
His 'best friend' probably pussy whips him into submission and makes him feel like a she-male.. because having low-self esteem issues while being best friends with some chick is telling.
[18:42] <Mijin> I honestly honestly honestly was not trying to woo you from monroe
[18:42] <Mijin> my best friend
[18:42] <Mijin> is a woman
[18:42] <Mijin> who is married with 2 kids
[18:42] <Mijin> we get along great
[18:42] <Mijin> i've known her for 10 years
Oh.. and he tries to manipulate chicks to get dirt on them because he's fucking petrified of girls in general.
[18:43] <Mijin> I said shit that
[18:43] <Mijin> monroe SHOULD have been mad about
[18:43] <Mijin> but i didn't know he was reading the log ffs
[18:43] <Mijin> or I wouldnt have said it
[18:43] <Mijin> which isn't REALLY right either
[18:43] <Mijin> but
[18:43] <Mijin> my motivation for doing it was just because i didnt trust you fully
[18:44] <Mijin> and I was trying to get you to say incriminating things i could use against you
He also likes to pretend he's seeing someone, and then immediately retracts that statement.
[18:53] <Mijin> Yep I feel the same
[18:53] <Mijin> I'm actually seeing someone on and off atm
[18:53] <Mijin> irl
[18:53] <Mijin> na I'm not lol
[18:53] <Mijin> I just figured that sounded good
He likes MILFs, and now pretends she's his fuck buddy. (read full logs). No doubt he gets sloppy seconds as she's out fucking other guys on the regular. He most likely tried to secure a relationship with her, but dribbled all over her pussy when he was trying to stick his dick in there because he has a hard time figuring out the female anatomy. By the way, someone send out a rescue crew, he's probably lost in narnia with NowhereFag, because they both give of extremely bisexual/gay vibes in #8chan.
full logs: https://pastebin.com/BMG6Fp9c – p.s: he has a love affair with princesskitana http://i.imgur.com/7JpALWD.png
-MonR.
MY NAME IS RAPEDX
HELLO MY NAME IS RAPEDX I ONCE GOT RAPED BY A HOMELESS WHILE I WAS LIVING ON THE STREET I LET ANOTHER MAN CUM IN MY BUM
MY MOM THREW BOILING WATER AT ME BECAUSE I DID NOT LICK HER CUNNY AND I HAD 3RD DEGREE BURNS ON MY BODY FOR BEING A BAD BOY
I LIKE TO CUM INSIDE LITTLE GIRLS AND I WANT TO TRAVEL TO THAILAND AND RUIN CHILDRENS CHILDHOODS LIKE MINE WAS
I AM AFRAID OF TACO BELL THEY WANTED ME TO DO WORK BUT I AM DISABLED AND RETARDED SO I RAN AWAY
pic related, when i tried to make a hot pocket once
#8chan is compromised.
Disabled Founder of #8chan Offers OPs for $100 and HalfOPs for $50
Topic Unlocked In #8chan
Relentless Spam, Topic Changes Destroying #8chan Intelligence Report Says
The hotkike has went full Pay to Play zionist shill.
Sep 30 05:54:42 * Hachi-chan sets mode -t on #8chan
Sep 30 05:54:49 <copypaste> u can now use the topic to chat
Sep 30 05:56:50 <copypaste> now the topic can change with the flow of conversation :%)
Sep 30 05:56:53 <copypaste> my work here is done
Sep 30 05:56:56 <copypaste> see u next month
You're awake BTW. You're not having a terrible dream, also, you're not dead and you haven't gone to hell. This your life now, this is your #8chan now. This is us. This is our channel. it's real
Last night i fullfilled my urge to feel my stepdads penis. He has raised me since i was 2. I always looked up to him and had a crush on him that i have kept secret. He is 39 and is in great shape, he works out everyday and takes great care of himself. Whenever we go out, people think he is a professional bodybuilder, just to give you an idea of the shape he is in.
But anyway, He came out of the shower the other day and walked to his room naked to get underwear. I COULD NOT look away if my life depended on it. I kinda set it up because i knew he was getting outta the shower so i told him I was leaving with mom in said bye through the bathroom door. So he thought i was long gone. But he didnt know i was waiting in the hall to see if he came out with his towel on like usual, or if i can finally see whats always buldging through his sweats when he get home from the gym. When he came out he was like "WTF!" i thought you left! but i was to focused on his huge penis.
So, to the next part. Last night he took some tylenol PM and passed out on the couch. I waited for my mom to fall asleep and i went downstairs. I shook him a couple times to see if he would respond, but he was out cold.. I dont know what he was dreaming about, but i slowly pulled his shorts down and his penis was so hard i could see all the veins and muscles throbbing in it. I was like "OMG!!!!" I slowly lifted it off his stomach and rubbed the muscle the runs down the middle up to the head. He was snoring so i knew i was safe. I gave it a couple slow jerks to feel it in my hand and some stuff came out of the top, i kneeled down a licked it to see how it tasted, it was kinda thick and salty so i figured it was a little cum. I put the head in my mouth and he kinda shifted on the couch so i let his shorts slide up and i walked to the kitchen as fast as possible. He never woke up, but i was to nervous to try anything else.
I wish i could turn him on somehow, but he would never go for it. I do things like lay on the couch next to him so i can rest my head in his leg and feel his penis on my neck or back and he just ignores it and watches tv. if he is laying down with his hand resting on his leg, i'll go to grab his hand and "accidentally" rub his penis. I can't stop thinking about his penis and how bad i wanted (and still want) more of it. I barely talk to my boyfriend anymore because im always thinkin about my stepdad.
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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.4587458458
