Dear Mr. Copypaste
On the 10th of December, in the year of our LORD two-thousand seventeen, the Glorious Confederacy of #8chan was formed under General Adnol in response to JEWS HOPing his girlfriend, Hydrastra, and the akicking of former the former HOP tard. The Grand Confederacy of #8chan declared war on JEWS and Hydrastra (The JEWS-Hydrastra faction is hereby known as "The Loyalist"). The Confederacy of #8chan gained approximately fourteen new members in the span of two days, outnumbering the loyalist 14 to 2. The war ended on December 12, 2017 when an HOP by the name of Sud0 kickbanned all but twelve people. The Kick message was "Move to #8ch.net". Currently #8ch.net contains ninety members(before the Great Mass Banning it had less than forty), most pledging allegiance to the Confederacy.
The Glorious Confederacy of #8chan has three demands
Demand #1: An end to The Hydrastra-Tard War.
Demand #2: Unakicking of tard.
Demand #3: Strip Hydrastra and JEWS of their power permanently and replace them with those you see fit.
If these demands are not met, we the users will continue to prosper in the free land of #8ch.net, while #8chan plummets into inactivity, and the war on JEWS and Hydrastra will continue.
Signed
General Adnol, head of the Glorious Confederacy of #8chan
