I didn't take up the offer. I knew it wasn't really a guaranteed reward, but rather a trap to get me to admit I burned down a historical coal factory. It doesn't matter if Berkshire Hathaway offers to create a new Reduced Rent Refugee center. I knew from TV ad they were trying to find the crafter of land in a place so desolate and abandoned. Many years ago Hitler's Nazi's have done almost exactly the same with the burning of the Reichstag. A coal factory to the town is like the Reichstag in how it controls a nostalgic centerpiece. The very next day I barely mustered up a shit. I took a months worth of cat litter and put it in the bag.
I walked up to the trailer responsible for the construction of the Refugee Apartment complex. I lit up the bag and lighted the trailer on fire. The trailer was dead silent and it was night so nobody could snitch on my attempt to end progress in the town. The trailer burned easily for the citizens of the town poured gasoline all over the trailer prior to my second attempt at Arson.
The Democratic Federal Government ran by Cory Brooker and Kamala Harris responded soon days after. They banned the sale of non-pumped gasoline and required the resettlement of 500 Syrian migrants into the town. Word got around that I was the man who set the factory on fire and caused the construction for the new migrant apartment complex.
Days later, an Indian man was caught taking a shit in the local pool. He was charged with 10 Counts of Ass Arson Accelerationism. He was given a reduced sentence and even a college education. Had it been a white individual he would be given a harsher sentence under the Democratic Government of Cory Brooker and Kamala Harris.
I got sad that day until my brown Tabby came to my rescue and I downed a nice chocolate milk and disfigured melted M&M's. It was a truly enjoyable sunset that brought an end to a troublesome week.
