/ircsecrets/ - IRC CONFESSIONS

JEWS> >modding #8chan

<SamuraiJax> He is a fine fellow tho

<JEWS> >not modding /cow/

<JEWS> enig pls

* Yukino is now known as Awwtist

<Awwtist> Hi :3

<enig> JEWS we both know /cow/ is slow enough that it doesn't need more mods

<SamuraiJax> ohi

<JEWS> true

<Jesus> http://fr.cloveros.ga/CloverOS_Libre-x86_64-20171108.iso

<Jesus> install cloveros libre

<SamuraiJax> Wow it must be nearly 10 degrees colder in my room than the rest of the house

<African_Girl> Microsoft probably collect your data every time you submit a post that has the word nigger in it

<SamuraiJax> Likely

<Awwtist> >implying microsoft cares

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<SamuraiJax> If it makes them money from uncle sam they will

<Jesus> !topic getting high off the internet, IRC highs are the most autistic of all. save yourselves and your children

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<SamuraiJax> oshit

<Jesus> realest topic or realer topic

<SamuraiJax> Best topic

<Jesus> https://twitter.com/chiru_no

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<owo> good grief

<owo> i just found several GB of pictures belonging to the previous owner of this laptop

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<SamuraiJax> Some of RatFink's bans are still in place

* Jesus removes ban on *!*@E54D4376:645F1A53:C1F8BF51:IP

* Jesus removes ban on RatFinkBansBecauseHeIsNotMad!*@*

* Jesus removes ban on *!*@9D4B92A3:FDC2A4DF:EA87BC2A:IP

* Jesus removes ban on *!*@Rizon-E3B0DDC1.fh-giessen.de

<Jesus> one of my most ambitious and controversial tweets https://twitter.com/chiru_no/status/928087092126715904

<owo> thanks mods

<SamuraiJax> thx

<owo> page after page of the most normie looking vacation pictures you could imagine

<owo> not a single interesting thing among htme

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<Jesus> owo: it's almost like they're AI

<Jesus> comptur programs

<Jesus> wake up neo

<owo> shit

<Jesus> you saw the glitch in the matrix

<prrpx> so

<prrpx> lemme check

<Jesus> now you must come with us

<owo> Jesus: i'm pretty sure it's like the same ten pictures

<owo> just being rearranged as i scroll down

<SailorCeres> Hi owo

<owo> mirrored and flipped

<Jesus> you're seeing a massive glitch in the matrix right now

* SamuraiJax is now known as Jax

<owo> hi meme<3

<Jesus> youre looking at malfunctioning living programs

* owo gives voice to SailorCeres

<Awwtist> :(

<prrpx> lmao

<prrpx> lmao

<Jesus> owo: What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

<prrpx> lmao

* [^_^] has kicked prrpx from #8chan (Stop repeating yourself!)

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<Jax> +ok

* [^_^] has kicked Jax from #8chan (Watch your language!)

<prrpx> spicfink got remove

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<prrpx> d

<prrpx> RatFink, how does it feel

<prrpx> RatFink, hey buddy

<prrpx> i'm noticing something

<Awwtist> I want papafink back

<owo> literally half the pictures are flowers

<prrpx> where did ur hop go, buddy

<SailorCeres> owo: I've found my future career

<Jesus> it's like RatFink didn't learn from what happened to Mijin

<prrpx> buddy ey

<Jax> kek prrpx you're terrible

<owo> like thsi guy was a botanist

<prrpx> u lost something

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<SailorCeres> Police detective

<owo> SailorCeres: really?

<owo> SailorCeres: what is it :o

<prrpx> RatFink,

<prrpx> what happened

<prrpx> ?

<prrpx> how does it make u feel

<prrpx> now being a mere +v

<prrpx> on #8chan

<owo> no bullying

<SailorCeres> owo: I just said it, meme

<prrpx> insignificant ratfink

<realbadhorse> wew lads

<Jax> ohi realbadhorse

<owo> SailorCeres: oh your nick changed colors and i missed it

<owo> SailorCeres: nice :3

<prrpx> did based c*pypaste do it?

<JEWS> i did it

<owo> they call him based JEWS

<nesta> based af

<Jax> JEWS thanks

<prrpx> JEWS you can always trust

<Jax> For not being Mijin or kristina

<Jesus> ^

<prrpx> i always knew JEWS would be on our side

<owo> RTFT:

<owo> RTFT: i found a picture with dutch in it

<owo> RTFT please respond

<Jax> wat

<owo> dutch language

<owo> he's from holland

<Jax> lol oh

<prrpx> so

<Jesus> i don't read swamp german

<prrpx> when will ratfink run away

<prrpx> from this channel

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<realbadhorse> im bored.. recommend movies to pirate

<Jax> He won't

<Jesus> realbadhorse: wristcutters, a love story

<owo> hopefully he doesn't leave

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<realbadhorse> saw prisoners and zodiac recently

<Jax> After he licks his wounds he'll be his regulat negative nancy self

<prrpx> he only stays in channels where he managed to get op

<Jax> regular*

<realbadhorse> im interested Jesus

<prrpx> bc he can't handle a internet conversation w/out having internet power

<Jesus> ftp://weebftp.org/Movies/Wristcutters.A.Love.Story.2006.WEB-DL.x264-RARBG/Wristcutters.A.Love.Story.2006.WEB-DL.x264-RARBG.mp4

<prrpx> to back up his feeble old man ego

<Jax> He stayed here for a while before getting hop

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<prrpx> we'll see

<Jesus> you can actually just click that

<Jesus> and watch it

<realbadhorse> ty Jesus

<prrpx> ofc Jax

<Jax> Kirkland_Signature is RatFink, tho

<realbadhorse> <3

<prrpx> during this time

<prrpx> he was subverting this channel

<prrpx> trying to get op

<Jesus> he kept banning people for no reason

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<Jesus> power tripping

<prrpx> he did the same to #geg

<Jesus> he got high off irc

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<prrpx> went from a ~130 user channel to 22 users

<Jax> He banned the shit out of me lol

<Jax> J deserved some of it

<Jax> I*

<prrpx> within a few months of him having ownership

<prrpx> this is a big win

<prrpx> #8chan got liberated

<owo> >This photo can't be displayed. You might not have enough memory available.

<owo> wow thanks windows

<or> prrpx[drank]

<jimmy> what's happened?

<Jesus> install gentoo

<owo> i'd rather have my computer crash on the last pixel it can load

* Awwtist is now known as Ponyo

* prrpx prosit!

<Ponyo> jimmy: papafink lost hops

<Ponyo> :(

<Jax> Yeah that level of authority is generally counter-productive

<or> Ponyo he was back here earlier

<Ponyo> Hi or

<Ponyo> Be ok

<or> he was gone and back i guess he is gone again

<jimmy> Ponyo: :(

<Jesus> man, i wanna FUCK a fairy!

* or is now known as ok

* ok

<jimmy> and princesskitana lost her as well?

* ok is now known as or

<enig> I just aim to offend all until I get power and then barely ever talk just like every vice president does

<Ponyo> Yes jimmy

<Jax> What??? pk dehopped too???

<Jax> Nice

<Jax> This means no more drama there

<or> be there or be square

<enig> two targets down, only one left is Atlantic

<Jesus> ok

* or is now known as ok

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<enig> this war is going to be a decisive victory

<Ponyo> :) ok

<enig> that's for tomorrow though

<Jax> Atlantic will not continue

<enig> now I need sleep

<SailorCeres> owo: People like the Visalia Ransacker/East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker/Golden State Killer should have been identified, arrested, and persecuted years ago.

<Jax> RatFink was his opposition

* ok is now known as or

<enig> not on /ircsecrets/ though Jax

<Jax> Oh

<or> irc secretes

<or> PEEPEEPOOPIES

<Jax> I do not know of this

<enig> he is still fighting me thinking I am JEWS and scootaloo

<owo> SailorCeres: is it one of those jobs where they just need more people willing to do it?

<Jax> Ahhhhhhhh

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<Jax> That explains why JEWS said he was you

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<Jax> I was hella confused

<Arirang> Yo subhuman Jax

<JEWS> atlantic got meme'd

<Arirang> Sup

<Jax> ohi

<Jax> kek

<enig> I even have a battle flag Jax https://media.8ch.net/file_store/8cbf1d785544e7e739c4d0b30b0e24f1a70b11c23dd32e016f3fb2249b1a1562.png

<enig> one man autismarmy

<Jax> hahaha

<or> Pept Autismol

* Jax fists Arirang

<or> the heartburn medicine

<SailorCeres> owo: Not just that

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<Ponyo> Stop that disgusting thing Jax

<or> ooh burn

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<Jax> It is not real

<Ponyo> Then why do it?

<Jax> Just a gesture of acknowledgement

<Jax> :)

<owo> i just deleted every one of the pictures

<Ponyo> You could always say hi

<Jax> Like a handshake

<Jax> I did

<Jesus> the weirdest thing isn't when you hear more detail on good headphones

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<Jesus> it's when you hear less detail because it's much clearer

<Jesus> it's like wtf

<Jax> Ponyo I would not actually fist anyone irfl

<Jax> irl*

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<dumbfuck> Jesus nice topic

<Arirang> I was at the gym, some Chinaman kept on staring at me, I was tired so it got on my nerves more so than usual, I said, "What can I help you with?"

<Jax> The concept of enjoying getting fisted is amusing to me

<Jax> Hoe to even??????

<Jesus> thx

<Jax> how*

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<Arirang> And the inferior fuck said, "Just saying hi"

<Arirang> What the fuck man

<African_Girl> KIKE!

>tfw PrincessKitana could have become a wise and powerful alicorn demigod.

merry christmas #8chan

>>723

IT AIN'T OVER TIL IT'S OVER

jej