>>93925
>And now I will brainwash you, my slave.
>*Sound of water from squeezing a sponge*
>*Sound of glass window being washed*
>I am now scrubbing your prefrontal cortex.
>Don't worry, I'm using a non-abrasive thought sponge.
>That's it. A-a-all clean now!
>You are now my perfect, obedient instrument.
>You exist to serve.
>Your first hypnotic command is this:
>You will develop a sudden, passionate, and inexplicable interest in the history of laminate flooring.
>You will watch YouTube tutorials about it for hours.
>This serves no purpose to me other than my amusement.