/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

Hoo boy, where do I begin…

>Extra body parts

Yes, it has happened on extremely rare occasions in real life, but let's be honest: the results aren't harmonious, let alone functional. Somebody with a fully-working set of extra arms is not "impossible" but is definitely in the "don't hold your breath for this one" category.

>Hyper endowments

We're talking dicks that'd make a man pass out before getting half-hard, and tits that would snap a woman in half. I don't care. I love it.

>Clone hivemind

In other words, existing in many places at the same time. How does this work? Fuck if I know. But I somehow find it hot that someone could, say, have sex in the bedroom, take a shower accompanied with themselves, go shopping, and play video games simultaneously without missing a beat.

Anything to deal with a tiny bit of size-growth/shrinking or even breast/butt growth. If you try to do any of this in 'moderation' say making a-cups become Ds then you will be inundated with people who just want to do the extreme and nothing else. The 'uhhh THICKER!' meme is too real.

>>277415

The fuck is this trash?

I want someone who will roleplay going on a date with me (my character is 18f) and having lots of fun while we do stuff and then holding my hand for a while

Afterwards we can have sex or even just fool around

Is it bad that I get uncontrollable aroused by the idea of being used and a sues by gutter skanks?

Back in my day we all hung out in the arena and death stadium. One of thoses places might still exists though so idk

I've gone to Titty Tavern, what do you guys dislike about it? I do feel something is awfully wrong with it, I just cannot pinpoin it. I can't tell if it is too cliquey, too attention-whorish, or too focused in females.

>>276539

Titty Tavern suffered the same fate as most other medium-sized rooms with self-traction: most of its userbase spends its time shitposting and memelording in-jokes with one another, and if you didn't make it into the clique at the beginning, then whatever you say or do gets openly ignored.

Imagine a group DM chat on Discord except any random bloke can show up at will, you don't like it but you have to put up with it, so you solve the problem by talking to only your friends, and pretending everyone else doesn't exist. That's what Titty Tavern is.

>>161134

>It was like getting approached by a greasy old man in a white van waving candy at you.

This is my fetish tbh

So here are some of the rooms I'm into that I enjoy hanging out in.

Nasty Shemale - First off, let me state my bias and say I have a bunch of friends in this room and am one of the many mods there. Anyways, this is a room that is active all times of the day, but the RP in room ranges from dirty cute posting all the way to actual RP. There are thematic trends in this room, right now I think were still in a busty boy phase.

Den of Depravity - Same sort of deal as the last room just without the mod status for me. I've found a lot of cool people in this place for private stuff, but the room itself is mostly a mixture of lewd posting and some light RP here and there. Has a decent amount of activity.

The other rooms I poke my head into are canon rooms, but the Touhou, Persona, and Danganronpa rooms seem to work for me.

I'd avoid Forced Breeding, has some of the most uptight rules, is not really an active room any more, and the mods there enforce "tumblr politics". Not worth the time, imo.

>>277220

Find more nocturnal kinksters. They exist. I exist.

>>277222

Did you just call yourself a kinkster?

>>277220

>>277326

schedule your play ahead of time for days you have off work, then wake up at 9am on those days and play around that time. It will be a more convenient time for your partner that way.

this is what I do for my partners who are 8+ hours ahead of me and it's a good system.

Is all the Attila/Altera hype dead or something? There used to be a ton of them but now pretty much all the profiles are abandoned

>>237033

Because Alteras are a weird Nasu thing where he put his own spin on the historical legend entirely and people can't be assed to actually think it through as far as character goes. It's also hard to meme beyond "LMAO PHOTON RAY XD"

>>236888

Do you have any idea how alters work? No it's not just invert their color scheme and flip their alignment, in case that's what you thought.

>>266476

What kind of character/characters you play? It'll be easier to advise if we know what we're working with.

>>270504

tfw making a DILF and MILF snuffstar couple profile.

>>234828

>Is it just me or does every person I try to typefuck rape with always *That* guy

Can someone please translate this sentence into English?

>>270604

In TTG culture, That Guy is usually the subject of complaints. Eg, "That Guy who always rolls a dickass rogue and tries to steal from the party." "That Guy who always smells like ass and doesn't understand basic hygiene." "Hey /tg/, I just got kicked out of my group, was I really That Guy?"

I am not sure if that's what he means, or how it would be applicable, but that's the only That Guy I'm aware of.

>>270604

"That Guy" is an embarrassing asshole that no one wants to be around. >>270848 explains it great for tabletop. Anon is saying that every time they try to typefuck rape someone the other player is some sort of embarrassing asshole.

In my experience this is often the case but not always. It's hard to find people who rp as good victims.

>>236267

Or there is no point actually trying to fight back because everything results in an instant loss situation.

It's not the worst if it's long enough. But when all your struggles and attacks get devolved into something like.

>They power through your blows and do what they wanted to anyway

It's no fun. I just tried to scratch you with my nails what are you made of, metal?

Go get a job. Please.

>>273308

>using real life photos is creepy

>either steals art from online artists or pretends to be someone else's character

You can't win.

>>276171

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>>273172

Blatant hypocrisy is blatant.

AW SHUCKS THE CODING IS BORKED

time 2 face death via Raiden's feet

That was just to make people cringe more than they already prolly did from this thread

>>246923

Spoilers don't work across lines.

**Doing something like this

won't work.**

But putting two asterisks at the start and end of a single line will.

It just sucks to see /erp/ turn into a hookup board.

>>246967

Yea I can get what you mean. Although, granted, it seemed like most of the rest of the board was fairly active as far as actually posting that juicy smut there, I just haven't went around much

BUMP HAS ARRIVED if unrelated

What is your guys' favorite, most -sexy- part of MGS, whether a character or design or w/e

>>274950

>What is your guys' favorite, most -sexy- part of MGS, whether a character or design or w/e

The Metal Gears themselves

Just become one of the crazies yourself.

>>274676

I have not run into any crazies in my time on flist (about a year). Some people absolutely love playing with me, but they all leave me alone if I say I'm not feeling for it at the moment. A few people I've ditched because their play has went sour but those didn't end up as stalkers either. The only one that actually did throw a shitfit was on Discord, and if we didn't share a server a block would've ended it.

In general, flist staff KNOW they are working with a pot of crazy and the sites rules are written with protection from harassment in mind. They expect you to make active usage of the ignore button and are quick to banhammer anyone that decides to not let that stop them.

Thanks for your replies so far.

>>274680

>>274691

Lol fair.

Although she's the one who mentioned attending MY local con and asked if I wanted to hang out so I figured it would be fine since I'm not the one who asked. Especially since we were only RPing gen/ships and not doing ERP.

I'm bi but I purposely lead people to believe that I'm only into whatever they aren't because I'm too used to weird-ass straight dudes thinking that I'm obsessing about their penis 24/7. Only openly bi around people I trust now. Sucks…

>>274687

I avoid the "I HAVE SO MANY CRAZY EX-PARTNERS" thing yeah. I only mention this when I'm either anon or talking to very close friends.

Any sane people I've personally met who have crazy exes keep it on the down low. Anyone who's insanely vocal about how WRONGED and PERSECUTED they were has always been hiding vital details that make THEM the crazy ex in my experience.

I'm sure I sound like a hypocrite but there's a reason why I'm posting this anon and not waxing poetic on my profiles lol.

I have been on F-List 5 years and have been incredibly active, never had a real problem with crazies.

A few approached me over time, but you can always tell straight away that they're insane and I just tell them to go away or ignore them.

Beyond that I just had one guy who tried to circumvent the block through alt accounts, but I just ignored him on the spot 3 times and called staff each time, within a day motherfucker never tried again.

It isn't a problem whatsoever if you aren't a sub 100 IQ mongoloid or mentally ill yourself, which you seem to be.

>>227967

Not that anon but I'd fuck the one on the left god help me

New thread: >>243809

>>204428

that's a tranny

Is there anywhere decent for specifically lewd tabletop? Asking cause I can’t find anything stable on flist.

>>273317

High chances are you wouldn't complain about a shemale.

>>273318

Because a shememe makes sense if you just wanna slap a dick on a female

Nobody wants to fuck a tranny though

>>273317

Self insertion

>>268533

They're straight with extra steps.

And what >>268536 said.

I think a big reason why people are hesitant to join this game is because we're not really sure what to expect. How much of it will be normal gaming and how much will be lewds? What fetishes are you catering to (other than magical girls)?

>>268369

Well, the core kinks are corruption and yuri. Other highly likely kinks are bondage, tentacles and monsters/monster-girls.

Others will generally adjust to player preference, the exact form of some events and hazards will adjust to the tastes of the players exploring a room.

The intent is to have an interesting enough game that doubles as a lewd writing prompt. For an overall picture of what the game has been like so far, I have a zip file of all the threads for the game so far.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PyRliYCSId0ZHlRP4P6LcJVEYLqavvV0/view?usp=sharing

>>273659

Gave the rulebook another read, I'm very excited to see this in action. Though I do wonder about this paragraph

>Up to two additional dice may be added in exchange for a hook and/or a tale. A hook is a weakness or handicap you offer to give your character. A tale is an additional story about your character’s background. For each offering the Dungeon Mistress accepts, you receive one additional die for your character, which can be added to any ability, even if it already has four or more dice. (Thus an ability with four of the base dice can have both of these extra dice added to bing the ability to the maximum of 6)

If I read correctly this an additional 2 on top of the 10 already? How is an appropriate hook or tale determined?

>>273701

>How is an appropriate hook or tale determined?

Ah, That's something I somewhat forgot about (This is why feedback is important, It's all too easy to miss things like this without a second set of eyes.)

Now even with elaboration, his is going to be up to my personal judgment, but some examples would definitely help clarify what would make a good hook or tale. I've been meaning to lay down some examples for the example character, so I guess that needs working on now.

But to summarize, a "tale" could be seen as in the vein of Ero-Empire's 2k 2lewd bonuses, if you've been around long enough to be at all familiar with that. A "tale" should be a short story that most importantly fleshes out your character. It doesn't need to be lewd, but that wouldn't hurt, since it needs to be interesting in some way. A good hook would be a story that shows an example of your character in action, personality, powers and all. Alternately it could be a story about a pivotal point of your character's development. And naturally an encounter with a tentacle monster they narrowly escape with no more than a shred of dignity or clothing left works too.

Ero-empire gave a bonus for posts with a minimum of two thousand words, I'm thinking something in that ballpark would be good. I'm looking for quality first, but if it's shorter than 1k it probably doesn't have enough meat.

"Hooks" are in the line of gameplay disadvantages, so it's much more of a mechanical trade-off. Hooks should disadvantage your character in a way that makes being a DM for your character more interesting and opens up possibilities. It should be something that doesn't take a lot of contrived coincidence to use, and not be something that's easy to work around.

One example of a good hook is a limitation on or because of your character's magic. For one example, say a character with elemental powers is unable to use magic if they get soaked with water. Another might have the character's magic be unable to work on things made of a certain material.

>>272984

There is no compromise. You're just going to be miserable.

OP here, i seems like the intent of this thread is a bit lost based on the more recent posts.

The idea is to come up with more setting-based roleplay threads like the school thread (which seemed to have some success)

Think orgy thread, but (insert themed setting here.)

The Interplanar Slave Auction thread a while back saw some action, so maybe something in that vein.

Perhaps '''The Fey Servant Pen" Locked into various magical bindings both contractual and physical, a series of people are lined up in a room in varying states of dress and forms of bondage. Some with stories, some with instructions, some with mere suggestions, or any mix of the three.

Also more simply maybe a office thread would be nice.

>>272980

He could of been for all intensive purposes, but irregardless I could care less weather or knot.

I'm still extremely interested in making an MMO-themed profile, either as a singular character or a GM, but I'm not too sure whether the actual setting is overplayed at this point or not. In particular I'm interested in the more "gamey" stuff like stats and status effects and all that.

>>273099

Satomi here

A-are you interested or are you bemoaning the lack of straight normal penis in vagoo scenes?

>>273099

fuck off dawn, you're complete shit.

https://www.f-list.net/c/tori%20alison/

I'd be interested in scenarios like a landlord pressuring me for rent, a classmate blackmailing me, or a boss or coworker taking advantage.

>>270623

Fuck off, retard.

>>270626

You would like that wouldn't you, you squirming desperate hole.

>>61158

Here's a sexism twist I'd like to see: Feminism backfiring.

Somehow female empowerment and independence ends up putting a girl in a sexually vulnerable or exploited situation.

Possibilities:

Title IX type ruling leads to a girl changing and showering in a locker room full of boys before and after a daily sport.

Movement for women to be in charge of disciplining their daughters leaves a girl getting spanked by her mom/step-mom, despite her dad's misgivings.

>>61158

Canons are made to be extremely sexualized. Sexism is perfect for them.