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 No.269785 [Last50 Posts]

So I've been having somewhat bad luck with new profiles of mine, where I put in effort into them, but can't seem to get the kind of play I want.

I figured a lot of people should have similar problems.

What are some of your profiles that haven't gotten proper play?

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 No.269809

Literally 99% of my profiles fail. I've tried hundreds upon hundreds of ideas and almost none of them stick. The few that do are the ones that I have left right now. Trial and error is how I roll. If I had to start listing them I'd be writing a post for hours but I can list a couple that I thought might've been fun to work with.

>Vampire duchess that goes and cucks wives of their men during the night and lures them into her estate to become sex slaves/thralls

>Half-elf woman past her prime feeling self-conscious about not being as youthful as purebloods and getting into all kinds of wholesome encounters with humans that think even cougar helves are pretty

>Hunter x Hunter canons like Machi and Palm

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 No.269817

>bunch of ideas

>all of them are some sad shit

>only other sadfucks from here can sexualize it

>never do anything or flake on each other because you're all anxious fags

>wonder why they are unsucessful

never change /erp/

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 No.269818

Biggest problem is the shit I want is often

>Non-con

>Strong to Multi Para

>Long Term

And occasionally throwing some breeding in, show me a fucker that is into that, and there are some, but also is available often enough to see it through.

I sometimes get things started, but things rarely last a session or two. So eventually I get frustrated, get a new idea and create a profile for it and the cycle repeats.

>>269817

None of these things are true, you're projecting terribly.

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 No.269869

File: 6e39bd0c4a2dd70⋯.gif (2.85 MB,420x314,210:157,i have no arms and i must ….gif)

>>269785

I've got… a lot. I generally chalk them up to poor execution or strange kink focuses that'd better be served by solo writing. It's why I keep an "archive" of my profiles when I delete them with screenshots of the kinklist and a .txt with the description so I can look back and learn from my mistakes or bring them back if I ever feel the urge. A few favorites since listing them all would be too autistic even for me:

>Muscular, gay, kinda dumb gentle giant dude possessed by a comically evil gynephilic demon - the possession slightly warped his appearance but his mind stayed intact besides the whole "internal voice demanding release and calling him a faggot"/"going to bed and waking up 2 hours later because a girl is screaming bloody murder because your demon took over the body and tried to rape her" thing

>Kinda unhinged fujoshi cosplayer/convention hound that projects her yaoi fantasies onto her boyfriend, designed for consensual MxM + F cuckqueaning and/or crossplaying

>Jeanne Alter with a crusader/DEUS VULT edge focused on sweeping the singularities burning/converting/reverse raping/enslaving filthy heretics

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 No.269874

File: 18d69e4f2bacbbd⋯.png (542.19 KB,900x1344,75:112,ArbuzBudesh-378956-Minotau….png)

I've come up with a half-dozen more-or-less dom ideas that feel like distinct and detailed characters with obvious lewd applications and adequately made profiles (though that bar has climbed of late, sadly).

…clearly most people don't agree. I have three or four I like a lot who barley see play. Maybe I'm overly picky with subs- strong paragraph to multi-paragraph, some specific interests. Or maybe I'm just not as good at making profiles as I'd like to think. Or maybe I'm just bad at hunting. It's really hard to tell.

Of late though, I've spoken to some peers and reached the conclusion that I'm probably not majority dom. Sure I can switch it up a bit, and I knew I was worse at dom stuff, but I may be more picky about getting the right 'match' and 'click' when I dom and that could be a hobble I haven't really noticed.

Oh well. Always another chance tomorrow night or whatever.

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 No.269890

File: 5adb7b294083a7e⋯.png (42.64 KB,414x447,138:149,1548993955942.png)

I have this problem with a few of my profiles, although surprisingly its less than half of them that 'failed.' It certainly feels like the majority, though.

>>269818

Basically this.

I have some very popular top tier profiles if I'd dare to say so myself. The problem is that my standards are pretty damn high when it comes to post-size and style.

I have a Krystal that I want to be raped and knocked up by sharpclaws, and although there were some very interested takers they simply haven't been around at all.

Similar thing goes for my tigress, whom I've been hunting for feral horses for with at best two or three little sessions happening.

Trying to do long-term anything is insanely difficult.

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 No.269902

My problems with popular profiles seem to stem from the facts that I either make something from a series that's too niche, or that I dislike the profile and end up scrapping it a few days after creation because of some minor reasons. DM/GM profiles or things that are just generally enticing ideas are the worst offenders for me.

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 No.269904

>>269818

I meet those bullets. Show me some of yours.

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 No.269916

>>269809

>1 and 2

How the fuck did these fail? Try making the vamp a mommy gf maybe?

>>269869

3 here seems good. What rooms did you advertise in?

>>269818

Tfw your list for an ideal subs requirementd are even long than this

tfw you have numerous partners who can cater for this, even if they are irregular

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 No.269921

>>269809

>tried hundreds of ideas and none of them stick

If you have the time to try that many ideas, assuming you're literal, you're either a NEET or not trying very hard and giving up really fast.

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 No.269923

All my profiles were unsuccessful to some degree. Either they'd receive zero attention because they were niche, or they received all the wrong attention and I quickly got sick of it; most of those were canons or females.

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 No.269924

>>269818

Life is already sad enough without fantasizing about more sadness.

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 No.269925

>>269904

https://www.f-list.net/c/ahri%20the%20fox%20bitch/

Message me on the chat for my other alts.

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 No.269934

>>269921

Was the former and had basically nothing else to do in those years.

>>269916

I wanted to make her more villainous than that and kind of an evil ruler type, plus I wanted to play it with the wives as much as the husbands so both male and female partners could work, but I only once got a male partner wanting to play the sub in that kind of thing.

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 No.269942

>>269925

>just furries

fuck

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 No.269943

>>269942

More like animals, occasionally furries.

The only humanoids I can stand regularly are female elves, whom I wish to rape and impregnate on my feral nightsaber.

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 No.269949

>>269943

tfw been wanting to do a scene with horses for a while

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 No.269964

>>269949

>>269943

I hate having a to share this Earth with you rancid fucks.

>>269785

My problem is my males are all self-inserts and all my females are idealized cuckqueans who attract only shitters. I have no interest in crafting legitimate narratives with conflict and three act structure. I only desire slice-of-life modern day settings or fantasy romps where the main characters always win. This is unattractive to legitimately good players, and a magnet to sad low-effort fucks. I believe I'm on this middle ground of being a competent writer with high standards of literacy and grammar usage, but I don't want drama in my role plays. Just good times. I'm also strict with my kinks. For instance, a lot of good pinks don't enjoy huge cocks and big tits, but I can't be bothered if I don't have them. I don't like to compromise, and my autism proves time and time again to be the biggest barrier between me and an enjoyable roleplaying experience.

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 No.269966

>>269964

>thinking that's my worst fetish

You fucking wish. Oh, the yarns I could spin you Mr. Anon, the tales I could tell.

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 No.269967

>>269964

Fur is simply superior to the filth that is humans, sorry.

I know somebody who creates self-insert likely doesn't understand.

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 No.269968

>>269966

>>269967

I hope your mothers disown the both of you.

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 No.269970

>>269968

Good luck nigga, she loves me almost as much as your mom does *dabs*

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 No.269972

>>269970

Rot in hell, you profligate philistine.

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 No.269976

>>269972

You shouldn't say that to the guy fucking your mom, I could have her throw your NEET ass out at any time fuckboy.

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 No.270011

>>269890

The thirst for quality feral horses seems real, honestly. I get a couple of people each week hitting up my daddy stallion asking if I play him as a feral, too, without any mention of that at all on his profile.

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 No.270020

>>270011

Good ferals generally are rare, and horsecock pretty damn good.

The only problem they tend to have as feral horses is that they need two legged helpers to rape women. But that can be a plus rather than a disadvantage.

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 No.270026

>>269976

Fuck off, retard.

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 No.270033

>>270026

Okay, if you want a sibling that bad, I can arrange that anon.

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 No.270038

>>269925

Funny story, turns out we're already acquainted.

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 No.270042

File: 830eab20baba1c3⋯.png (389.32 KB,372x600,31:50,BB08E387-1B18-4685-A22E-E1….png)

>>269916

I’m pretty sure I stuck to Sex Driven LFRP out of habit with an errant ad or two in the gore/anthro/canon rooms (mix of public and private) and idling in at least one Fate channel. My only bites over several rounds of this were an edgy non-character “demon” who wanted to chat about the profile’s themes and general horror than actually play and a tentacle monster who managed to act even more autistic than the demon. Even the usual bottom of the barrel SDLFRP fucks stayed firmly in the woodwork.

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 No.270053

>>269818

honestly, dropping all but one conditional usually makes things easier

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 No.270422

>>270033

Fuck off, retard.

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 No.270426

>>270042

Show me your stuff and I could smash it if you're down to sub.

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 No.271552

>>269874

I just made a character, but i'm not super sure on how any of this works. I'm green to /erp/ and spontaneous forum-based RP in general, but if you're willing to take a risk on some wasted time, I would like to make a character to interact with you. If it's people like you've posted in the picture I like the idea of maybe some interesting stories. I get if you're just not interested in some rando throwing out a "Maybe me?" If you want to try and see if it's a waste of time, I put the character link in the e-mail. While that's the only character profile I have, if you message me, I am okay with working things out to have a character that you like and would want to interact with.

I'm still learning to use the service. If it just doesn't seem worth the effort, I understand. If you do want to try, just message and we can talk. Setting up a character that other people have vague ideas about what they're looking for is a lot easier for me. Once that's done, and I have an idea of where to take a story, I can generally roll with the punches pretty easily.

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 No.271555

File: 62b0e04fd3674cd⋯.jpg (174.56 KB,901x1500,901:1500,goddess1.jpg)

I made a D&D style deity profile a long while back, but never really got any interesting play. She resided a plane that was essentially a giant not!Greece temple/public bath and rewarded her clerics, paladins, followers, etc. Unfortunately though it seemed like any other goddess character was just completely overshadowed by all the profiles with the Houtengeki elf goddess art at the time.

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 No.271560

>>271552I messed up, there's an R at end of that and I feel dumb.

>>271555

When you do this, do you have like, D&D style interactions. I like the roleplaying, rolling, story and world of big fantasy, and being able to do something like fighting, winning, and being rewarded with an event from a God/Goddess you worship would be fun.

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 No.272496

I made a goo girl way back who was basically an SCP, but she never really saw any play at all.

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 No.272511

>>269785

I think I've only got two profiles that are unsuccessful - in that I just haven't had a single scene with 'em since creation. Admittedly, that's probably because I'm never online with them, rather than from an outright lack of interest or a failure in quality, but still.

Y'know what the funny thing is?

One of those profiles is a feral horse.

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 No.272571

>>272511

>tfw you play a feral horse and have to constantly ignore PMS due to his popularity

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 No.272610

I wouldn't say all of my profiles are unsuccessful, but not all of them have hit the kind of success I hoped for. A lot of it was more my fault than anything; niche character ideas, poor profile design, social anxiety stopping me from approaching others.

I'm starting to realize, though, that my biggest problem is my self-destructive tendencies. I've deleted profiles after they become too popular to manage. I keep making new ones, even when I should probably stop. Twice now, I've dropped off the face of the earth without warning. I'm trying hard to stay afloat this time, but I'm afraid of messing up again.

I started here thinking I'd come up with an amazing profile or two that'd keep me set for a while, but now I think I'm better off with the few, yet wonderful and stable partners I have. Hasn't really stopped me from making more characters, though, and to be honest, having less than a fourth of my approaches get any response at all has been a confidence-shaker.

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 No.272614

>>272551

I want to put it in her ass

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 No.272632

>>269809

Those all sound great. Now I'm sad.

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 No.272764

>>272571

What do you fucking DO as a feral horse? Honest to god question.

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 No.272766

Welcome to my world.

The more effort you put into it, the moire intimidated casual RPers will find it and they wont approach you. This is most of the time for the best as 90% of these people are trash. I wouldn't delete them though. I think of them more as collections. Eventually I'll find someone to use the character properly. Or I hope to.

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 No.272885

>>272764

I don't play him with the ability to speak, so I am a little limited. But I tend to have him fuck or interact with other characters through body languages and his thoughts.

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 No.272931

>>272885

It just seems like you'd be *extremely limited* in terms of positions and requiring partner cooperation.

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 No.272936

>>272931

The guy is a feral horse. It's not as if he can bend over backwards and suck his own cock.

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 No.273100

File: 651ce5c86eaa337⋯.jpg (36.53 KB,800x544,25:17,42232249aedd7a6fcbdd0a5694….jpg)

>Make a Krystal to be raped and bred by scalies

>Have a very promising suitor who seems to be overly enthusiastic and thirsty on the very first day

>Try and play with him, but he rainchecks a few times

>Weeks pass without him showing up

>He deleted his profile

I wish I understood.

Add https://www.f-list.net/c/starfox%20krystal/ to the list

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 No.273125

>>273100

>Desired post length: Multiple Paragraph: 14-25+ sentences.

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 No.273126

>>272936

That's pretty much my complaint, yeah.

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 No.273128

>>273125

That's probably what's scaring them off. Great profile otherwise. I'd keep at it, krystalposter.

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 No.273181

>>273100

>demanding mutli para

Biggest turn off from the profile.

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 No.273182

>>273181

>writelets

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 No.273183

>>273182

>having to wait 10+ minutes for someone to write paragraphs that most likely won't have any substance, fun language or quality

anyone can write anything for two paragraphs and honestly the shittiest roleplays I've had were multi-para. Sometimes there just isn't anything to write about.

It's also why receiving a blowjob is the worst. I have no idea what to write besides 'dam girl/boy dick feel good aw ye'

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 No.273185

>>273183

That is just you and possibly your partner being bad

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 No.273619

>>273100

Pretty bare bones, my dude. Never would I pick you for multipara RP, if I was into that.

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 No.273620

>>273183

Did I ask for your excuses, writelet? Shut up and semiparawit.

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 No.273708

>>273183

>Sometimes there just isn't anything to write about.

This is why I'm growing to dislike RP more and more over time. It feels like you have to write, no matter what, and it feels really fucking bad to feel like you haven't written enough despite having told everything you wanted to say. Not only that, but some replies will inevitably weave poorly with your partners', simply because you're two different people trying to spontaneously write something at the same time.

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 No.273709

>>269785

I have a petplay profile that is my main one. I have only done a petplay RP once in the years I've played her. Hell, I've had to play the dominant side in order to even play her remotely like I wish people would RP with me. No one reads kinks, it's always stick penis in vagina for an hour.

https://www.f-list.net/c/nanako%20yamada/ Appreciate any suggestions/comments

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 No.273719

>>273708

Good partners understand adjustable post lengths - and are also willing to write way more than you are for a bit if the story puts the impetus in the hands of their character

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 No.273725

>>273183

>>273708

>>273719

Have you guys ever considered driving the scene yourself instead of just reacting? Like if you're already giving up at 'receiving a blowjob', maybe you can just admit you don't have interesting characters. I mean for fucks sake man don't be a dead fish in the bedroom.

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 No.273726

>>273725

>>273723

Can't drive a scene if you don't have a partner to begin with

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 No.273728

File: 9ecde8b062be481⋯.jpg (148.23 KB,601x500,601:500,1490981497345.jpg)

>>269785

Profiles that work

>Female paladin with slavery and rape themes: people love it

>Female adventurer in the IRO vein: some folk like it

>Female fat-ass scarred fantasy anal thot: a handful bite

>Faggot jailbait trap

Ones that don't

>cyborg female those concept I love, who I enjoy playing ad have spent the most effort on

I've complained about it a lot here and my experience everywhere has shown me that noncon is the way to play. It works on f-list. It works in wow. Fucking rape is the answer to most problems it seems. A problem when you're not keen on it every single day

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 No.273807

>>273728

What's the concept for the cyborg?

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 No.273812

>>273728

I dunno fam, no one EVER wants to rape my waifu profiles

Well that is a lie, lots of ooga booga giga nigga BBC profiles do but that shit is painfully unsexy.

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 No.273815

>>273728

Gib cyborgirl

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 No.273912

File: 0ed2c82b808776f⋯.png (533.4 KB,723x757,723:757,1543548037705.png)

Trying to make actually interesting Canons/OCs will only lead in disappointment when no one pays you a bit of attention since you don't pander to their kinks.

A favorite Profile of mine is a Female Crusader, you know from Darkest Dungeon? She suffers from Gender Dysphoria thanks to her parents raising her as a boy. It's an idea I really want to delve deeper into, y'know flesh her out and maybe do a couple stories where she comes to terms with her femininity in a healthy way. But she gets no bites, at all.

Which is in stark contrast to my Omen Seeker profile. Said Omen Seeker is a massive pedo and thrill seeker who has a hard-on for adventure and danger, and I swear to god, every time I hop on her I get swarmed.

Doing what you want to do in F-list is forbidden, if you actually want play you need to conform.

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 No.273915

>>273912

If you want to play what you want to play you need regular, close partners you can call best friends. That said, you sound like my kind of partner in more ways than one, and if I wasn't already juggling like five potential scenes I'd tell you I'd smash everything between your legs into a fine powder for both of your characters, but alas I can only tell you that if you drop a name, I will try very hard to find energy to satiate myself on you for your psychological darkest dungeon stuff.

Gotta put yourself out there and hunt down the play you want! Approaches will ALWAYS be shit!

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 No.274588

>>273726

>being incel on f-list

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 No.274592

File: 0deae5b41d55330⋯.gif (859.76 KB,498x322,249:161,saddragon.gif)

Despite the harrowing amount of 'daddy4u' profiles, my handful of lolis don't get nearly as much attention as I expected them to. Even the character I do the most advertising and public room talking on only has ~550 views after 6 months. I figured there'd be a niche between the 'uwu daddie' and 'rape my kiddy cunt' types, but apparently, there's no one there for a reason.

I just want a cute dubcon scene full of embarrassing doujin speak, is that too much to ask out of F-List?

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 No.274593

>>274592

Post profile anony.

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 No.274594

It's my experience that there are certain kinks and character archetypes which for some reason act like oil and water in terms of how popular they are with people that are into one or the other. A good example would be Anthro species commonly associated with breeding and chastity(that's at least understandable), ageplay and bdsm, or male bara types and any orientation but gay.

I've made at least a handful of profiles focusing one of those oil and water combos, both sub and dom, and haven't had any luck getting anywhere with them.

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 No.274596

>>274594

I had an idea for one of those oil and water combos but I knew it would never work so I never made it

(It was going to be a anthro girl larva for ageplay. unsurprisingly no one wants to fuck a larva's egghole)

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 No.274598

File: a0bfc77583834ab⋯.png (965.98 KB,1005x1630,201:326,15c1a0d4a5194ce1.png)

>>274596

I wonder why. It's just a monster girl after all, and those are always popular.

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 No.274599

File: f9994c38d0b80df⋯.jpg (80.79 KB,560x387,560:387,4-giant-grubs.jpg)

>>274598

No matter how you anthorpomorphize this creature, it's hard to get hits from all but the more extreme monster fetishists. Then it's one step again difficult to find monster fetishists who are into typically "gross" monsters like this who want to fuck the underage, comparatively version of them

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 No.274600

File: 7cd78399142a4d5⋯.jpg (344.72 KB,1280x1799,1280:1799,001.jpg)

>>274599

I'm not really into the whole monster musume thing, so I don't have a good reading on the fanbase, but I'd just imagined a bipedal loli with feelers and squishy little abdomen. People fap to snails, gosh darnit. Doesn't sound too gross in my book, but then again, I just may have been completely desensitized through ERPing.

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 No.274613

File: 216a79341b6e72b⋯.jpg (117.85 KB,1016x1024,127:128,08dec745616813e3ab5def460c….jpg)

>>274596

>>274599

>>274600

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'd absofuckinglutely bend over backwards for a decent player with an alright-looking profile using art like that. It's not too gross at all, it's just that the people playing novel characters like that tend to be the kind of shitter who WOULD do it just to be special, and they're universally garbage. I gave up trying to find interesting stuff like this, but if it turned up, I'd come out of remission and approach them - even for a plain old centaur, even a purple one, that looked promising instead of like a semipara.

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 No.274614

Inability to get the plays I want has led me to compromising and experimenting with kinks and themes I would have otherwise ignored. I'm now bi thanks to F-List, and my time playing pinks has lead to this conclusion: men are sad, stupid creatures and women suffer their autism on a daily basis. In the same token women are entitled, pampered bitches who don't know how good they got it. In fact, women are inherently ignorant of what's good for them. What do straight human females on F-List want? To be raped by monsters, black men, or fat ugly nerds. They actively seek traumatic scenarios where they are victims to the will of an objectively evil person or creature. They want to be knocked up and left with a child the father will not help raise. They want all their power and influence taken away from them through the act of breeding.

I got into playing harems for a while. DM'd a few erpg's even, and I realised I was burned out on forcing my fantasies onto other players, because I was living vicariously through their characters. Made me very critical and picky with blues because I was offering them what I always wanted myself, but could never get. My last blue profile was an absolute failure. I want to play a handsome happy young man with a huge dick, because I'm really just here for escapism from my awful life. Goddamn do I want quality play with a literate and creative partner, but I don't want to write something that wants to be published. The good players want real stories with believable characters. I want shitter content with good writing. Does that make sense?

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 No.274615

>>274614

>DM'd a few erpg's even, and I realised I was burned out on forcing my fantasies onto other players, because I was living vicariously through their characters.

Pretty much in the same boat, there. This is the only way I can enjoy being a dom. For the longest time I thought that was everyone's experience. I always have people enjoy my domming and want more, but I never get as much enjoyment out of the play as my partners do. It's something, just not enough to keep me _actually_ wanting to play as much as them.

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 No.274617

>>274614

>I'm now bi thanks to F-List

Shit I'm in the same boat. I swear sexuality is a choice for a lot of people. Mostly because of shit you mentioned. Women(or at least people who play them) are fucking retarded children in grown bodies, and men (or at least people who play them) are simple minded idiots. I only play pink characters and I try to be "normal" but every time I'm on F-List I am disappointed.

>Goddamn do I want quality play with a literate and creative partner, but I don't want to write something that wants to be published

Same. But here I feel it's either you get 1 line shitters or novelists. There is no middle ground for having a story that just goes but doesn't take pages of writing with people complaining you can't finish your turn in 10 minutes or less.

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 No.274638

>>274614

>What do straight human females on F-List want? To be raped by monsters, black men, or fat ugly nerds. They actively seek traumatic scenarios where they are victims to the will of an objectively evil person or creature. They want to be knocked up and left with a child the father will not help raise. They want all their power and influence taken away from them through the act of breeding.

anon if you think even half of those are actually women IRL I pity you

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 No.274662

>>273728

all of these sound good, plz post

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 No.274678

>>274638

there's a surprising number of female roleplayers that are into that shit, but they're also just as likely to play gay dudes.

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 No.274681

File: e5bca93dcd40964⋯.png (441.4 KB,719x398,719:398,sir.png)

>>274678

And shemales. It's more about the dong in most cases, but otherwise more about seeing how the other side lives.

PRO TIP: The best ways to tell if someone is a female is by the kinks and by how angsty or aggressive they are.

If you think they're a female and they have lots of anger spilling out of their kinks (like angrily telling people not to be "assholes"), chances are they are a male. If the anger is passive aggressive, it's a transexual. If the anger is only barely there, and isn't directed at anyone in particular, chances are it's a female, but it could also be a transexual.

If they have lots of hearts and kisses and feminine stuff, they are not a female. However, if they have lots of hearts and kisses and their kinks are vanilla and they seem to respect their character, they are a female, but only if the character is a shemale or a female.

If a cuntboy says they are a female, they are an insecure transexual every time. You know for sure this is the case if they have no other profiles linked. If they do have profiles linked, they are a G.I.R.L. (pretending.)

You can't tell the sex of someone else if you have autism, or if you keep your rare pepe collection up to date, or if you work with others to gather information about people on the internet. Most people won't be able to tell regardless of where they come from, and if you come from an imageboard, you are almost certainly unable to tell, and will probably use your guess to fuel your sexual desires or some kind of innate anger you have with the opposite sex and only fuck everything up because of it. If you are angry about this, I'm 100% talking about you.

Wanna know what you should really do? Not care, and not bother to attempt to suss it out, and ignore anyone who says they are this or that, continuing to treat them like you treat anyone you assume to be male, I.E, default. You probably can't treat them with neutrality if you delude yourself into thinking someone is anything other than male. It's related to why you can't get your profiles to work; it is in fact you that doesn't work, not your profile. What's tragic and hilarious is that you don't know it's your fault and that you will never believe it's your fault.

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 No.274706

https://www.f-list.net/c/fredrick%200239

My generic blue-collar mercenary dude, in part because I never really play him and the profile hasn't got much effort put into it.

https://www.f-list.net/c/zeit%20kramler

Unhappy monster man, focussed unsurprisingly on corruption, bad-ends, transformations, mind-break and all that jazz. Not really a surprise it didn't take off because there's about a million or so other such characters out there. I did get a couple very good plays with him.

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 No.274709

>>274706

my reaction:

>Nazi symbol

>"Oh cool I bet he's got an alternate universe where Hitler won and-"

>nothing

>he's just a Nazi

>not even sure if you simply wanted me to ignore the swastika in the images or if you think it's simply cool imagery

Oh. That's kind of a red flag. No, I'm not a tumblrina, but I half expect anyone like that to offhandedly link me to that one documentary and start espousing the virtues of national socialism at me like a superautist. Granted, it's 8chan so that greatly adds to that expectation. Plus… you're not gonna use that cool-ass imagery? Come on now, you set yourself up for failure.

I didn't look at the second one too closely, but it looks better. Remember to hang around in F-Chat and keep up some ads. I suggest looking in the darkcity channel, there's a bunch of 40k people in there.

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 No.274710

>>274709

Yeah the choice of imagery was pretty weak (I'm just a really big Wolfenstein fan and love the look of the Waffen-SS troops in the game). I might now adjust the profile to be a generic mook from that setting (though I can't stand all the race play Nazi profiles or the 'diddin du nuffin' German soldier profiles).

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 No.274713

>>274710

Good luck, dude.

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 No.274956

File: 35982af91d8ce2c⋯.jpg (714.12 KB,1920x1080,16:9,10193026.jpg)

File: c180864e2cd194a⋯.jpg (317.57 KB,1200x1135,240:227,10192930.jpg)

>>274706

>>274710

not the other anon but I'm sympathetic to your position so I made some edits to your pics and took out the nazi shit

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 No.274980

>>274956

You are a legend.

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 No.274987

>>274956

You are a gentleman and a scholar. I'll update the profile with the pics now.

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 No.274996

My tastes in kinks rarely line up to anyone else's preferences, especially in what actually constitutes my profile/characters. Especially when you need a romantic element it's near impossible to get any positive attention.

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 No.275016

File: c19fce236468a65⋯.jpg (144.49 KB,850x727,850:727,sample_5b9121de3a9e181f854….jpg)

>>274678

This. Most of us are living out our gay men fantasies, just like many dudes are playing out their lesbian ones.

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 No.275055

>>274980

>>274987

thanks anons

I'm just trying to do my part as someone with a uniformed villain fetish who hates nazi shit

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 No.275557

File: 0a709b3bd016447⋯.jpg (40.89 KB,521x516,521:516,[---Desire_to_know_more_in….jpg)

>>273912

>A favorite Profile of mine is a Female Crusader, you know from Darkest Dungeon? She suffers from Gender Dysphoria thanks to her parents raising her as a boy.

Post profile? It sounds neat

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 No.275638

>>274956

More people like you need to use this board.

Anyway, I made an assassin guy for modern fantasy scenarios but he never took off despite the fact he wore a latex cat suit, specialised in garroting people and there was a healthy mix of seduction, drug use and partying in there. It might be the art that fucked me.

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 No.275708

>>275638

why do you think it was the art that fucked you?

also dudes in latex are not usually as popular as girls in latex, except if you're playing a gay dude. same with drugs and partying

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 No.276016

>>275708

He was bi, so. And I think the art fucked me because I was using Billy Coen from Resi0 and there's not much of him/he doesn't seem to be super popular.

>guys in latex aren't as popular

Is this actually true because people seem to love male super heroes for all of their skin tight outfits?

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 No.276125

>>276016

Billy Coen is fucking ugly dude. He looks like he lives on the street and does crack and makes poor decisions. He looks like he has a smell.

Not all skintight outfits are latex. Most are not latex. Latex has an extremely particular smoothe texture and way of fitting on the body. Most people do not find it especially appealing even if they like skintight clothes.

It's worth noting further that superheroes in movies don't actually have skintight clothes, they have very carefully cut and tailored outfits, often with padding underneath and armor over them. The actual skintight clothes go on UNDER the superhero costumes, and they look very very different from the final ensemble.

t. straight pink who wants to fuck blue superheroes and who hates latex

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 No.277564

Speaking of unsuccessful profiles. I'll just leave this here. It's a bit niche but whatever.

https://www.f-list.net/c/piggish/

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 No.277569

>>269785

All but like two of the profiles I've made out of like, a hundred over the years have been terribly fucking unsuccessful because they were either blues, made for a specific play or, according to the opinions of the worthless fucks at /erp/ lounge, are written in a way that makes me look like a super scary super srs roleplayer.

I find it really distressing to make characters in a vaccuum instead of bouncing off of someone else's profile/ad and I don't like hubs either so I'm mostly stuck in this cycle of making characters to approach the randos I like, getting told off/being too scared to do it, scrap character, repeat. I don't put anything more niche than rape or 14-17 yo girls in my kinks but that doesn't seem to help

tl;dr JUST

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 No.277571

>>276125

I never thought about it and now I can clearly tell Billy smells like a barn.

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 No.277573

>>277571

Rebecca is too precious to hang around that fucking hillbilly smh

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 No.277580

File: b6f4309b61f86cd⋯.jpg (61.81 KB,456x810,76:135,tumblr_pfxrx0V1n41u8k95xo1….jpg)

So I'm an altaholic who makes a ton of characters, so I'm bound to have some ones that just overall don't work out. I think out of the thirty or so characters I have the least successful one I have is for a Danganronpa fan character called Fan Fan Long.

https://www.f-list.net/c/fan%20fan%20long/

Truthfully, I don't think she's the greatest piece of work out there as far as profile stuff goes, but I've gotten more attention with nothing but a 'WIP' on the page. I think the fact she is a fan character to a canon that isn't exactly in the top slot of popularity really hurts her in a lot of ways, but I also wanted to use her for a focus of a lot of non-sexual/kink focused role plays which also turns a lot of people away. What I want to do with her isn't also that conventional as well as I sort of want to play her. She's a submissive character who is set in a lab like setting and has experiments conducted on her, but is familiar enough with the enviorment to know whats going on and guide anyone who comes into the lab. While she may be on the receiving end of experiments as well, she also helps narrate what is going on to the other character. Ends up being like a GM/DM character ontop of being her own character. I honestly though don't know how well this hybrid actually works because I've yet to get any attention with her, but some day I'll strike something.

If anything though, she's a good character to log into if I just want to shoot the shit in the rooms without having a bunch of vanilla alpha-dom wolf furries approach me with a "hi how r u?", lol.

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