The Rules, Etc.
As of current, the only rules are thus:
1. Keep content clang related, some more meta-stuff is alright, but keep it about robots
2. As courtesy to other posters, spoiler futa content, I have nothing against it, but some posters might not want to see it when browsing otherwise unrelated content.
As always, the global rules of 8ch always apply, and report anyone who is breaking them.
Anyways, Have a good one folks.
I need help finding the name of the deleted twitter account that posted this pic (or other nsfw pics specifically involving this robot) and the name of a seperate nsfw patreon account if they did have one.
This robot’s name is Hal. My estimations say that this WAS a character by Neocranium which was used for both sfw and nsfw. The creator has since deleted everything involving hal porn. I do have other m/m content of hal, but not everything.
So there’s a Drossel thread, but not a GLaDOS thread?
Unacceptable.
It’s time to get our shit together /clang/, and pool our recourses, to appreciate a premier, 10/10, SSS-Tier, criminally under appreciated, true waifu material, bot;
It’s time for the official GLaDOS thread boys.
/clang/ radio
A thread for /clang/ themed music or other related media, old or new, serious or stupid.
Buggles - I Love You (Miss Robot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm00l5N8Jao
>1979 track from the album The Age of Plastic that uses the metaphor of a robotic partner to describe passionless love
BionigPig - I Like to Fuck Robots
https://soundcloud.com/bionicpig/i-like-to-fuck-robots
>playful rap/song declaring the creator's robophilic attraction towards robots, especially Jenny Wakeman
Sewerslvt - Cold Steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m6xWO7ogL4
>"Inspired by the sexual deviancies that people who like Jenny Wakeman seem to have including myself. As well as how fixated we can be towards our obsession with her."
>very heavy and noisy, electronic.
Mecha thread
Porn preferred, but general art also accepted.
Some questions to get the thread started.
>Favorite mecha show?
>Favorite mech?
>Full mechs or human-sized?
>Male or female? Or maybe asexual, like a true machine?
>Sentient or automatic?
>Physical sex organs or non-conventional stimulation?
>Favorite mecha story?
What does /clang/ think of emmy?
https://m.webtoons.com/en/challenge/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201
https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2020/02/sexy-windblade-figure-triggers-twitter/103524/
Women cucking/cheating their boyfriends/husbands and milking money from random men without even having sex with them? Empowering. Men using sex robots? Moral threat.
Fuck yeah double standards!
Meta thread
There are a lot of threads on /clang/ that aren't directly pornographic, but for all the questions that don't need their own thread and all the concerns that have to do with the finer points of /clang/, here's a meta thread for a discussion of the fetish itself.
To start with, here's a question: why isn't this fetish more popular? Robots have been in the zeitgeist for decades, and are only taking more of a front seat as time goes on, and yet the list of fetishes which are more popular includes (but is not limited to): feet, sticking animals in orifices, dead bodies, human waste, STD's, pain, being eaten alive, being eaten dead, being the opposite sex, and somehow even risking your own life irl. Why is this, do you think?
Synth girl repair
Doing some cross-posting from /monster/ for my CYOA. I'd started it off being more waifu bait but it moved away from there along the way and become a cyberpunk noir drama. If at some point it drifts too far outside the confines of /monster/ accepted content I may move it here but for now it's still fine.
It'd started off somewhat shitposty but over time the stakes kept ramping up and I'm afraid I've taken it a little too seriously now.
https://8ch.net/monster/res/337276.html#q337276
>last update was in 2018
I know, I've been juggling a few different things. I'm trying to push out the next update but other things tug me in different directions. Feel free to bully and tell me I need to hurry up with next update. I want to finish the story. I need to focus on doing that.
I didn't see a rules/meta thread so I'll try adjust to the culture here as best I can. I like the concept of building your own waifu and having sex with her so I think I'll fit in okay.
New machine thread, I guess?
The old one has been past the bump limit for ages and nobody posts in it anymore.
Reposting the old OP
>The less humanoid, the better.
>In fact, let's say: NO HUMANS.
>I want my robots to be ideal geometric shapes. No need to appeal to my human instincts. Give me pure machine.
Eyy /clang/, there's a guy from halfchan making a robot porn game (it's not really a game but I'm not sure what else to call it, interactive software?), it'll have VR support if any of you are interested in that.
He made one back in 2014 as well, ( https://a.fluntcaps.me/kylorm.zip - if you wanna try it, I'll also upload the VR version if anybody wants me to) but keep in mind he's a one-man team who released it for free, so don't expect AAA-tier graphics or anything like that.
He's got a Tumblr page so you don't have to dig around on /3/ and /aco/ looking for his stuff.
botf.tumblr.com
Who was you first?
So /clang/ I was curious:
Which bot was your first crush?
Whether you knew you were interested in /clang/ yet or not, what bot were you first attracted to?
Are they still your #1, or do you prefer someone else now?
Did they awaken your interest in /clang/ or did you realize it later?
Personally, my first crush on a bot was the wonderfully sadistic GLaDOS, who I would have to say is still in my top 3, though I didn't realize I was interested in bots was a few years later.
What about you?
Pooling resources
I came across a thread on halfchan's r9k of all places about having robowaifus sometime in the future.
Though it never amounted to anything, I did a little write-up of what robogirl resources I knew of, from anime to videogames.
I don't know if this board is the best fit, but what do you think about adding to and expanding the list?
>tfw you realize most computer and electrical hardware will at most last like 20 years (even in ideal conditions) and that electronics are way more fallible than living organisms (can easily be destroyed with an EMP from a strategically placed nuke), ruining the plot of any "LE ROBOTS ARE GONNA KILL US MOVIE"
Microchips have a half life of like 10 years, not to mention moving parts like fans or hard drives which have a lifespan the fraction of a chip
/clang/ I'm trying to get into /erp/ and through some prodding and help from them, and thinking about what I want, I decided that I wanted to make a character that's based on an updated Generation ship. Not just the ship, but the AI that controls and operates it, and all of the robots and machines on board, but I'm having a hell of a time finding any of the images I know are out there.
I know it's a bit of a /r/equest thread, but you guys must have things like articulated robot arms [I'm thinking The Sentinels from the matrix], or sleek EVE like robot girls, maybe in the same style as the pic, which I think is just a full-size pop render from paradox's space game. Mostly, I really have no idea what to search for, or where to search, to find non-humanoid robots, or robot parts. Things even coming out of walls, or computer screens displaying images. Bare, full-robot machines with some weak-ish plate covering to simulate a more humanoid shape. Also, as far as a character for FILTHY ROLEPLAYING, what do you guys think of the idea of a Giant, semi-ancient space ship that gets amorous with passengers through robot arms coming out of the walls, or androids walking around, or chipped, and controlled meat-bodies?
Clang, a beautiful sound.
No, the sound before me is heavier than steel.
The armor she is wearing is not beautiful at all and as unrefined as the cold night.
The sound wasn't beautiful at all.
It was actually the sound of steel.
It's just that the knight is beautiful enough to turn it into a charming sound like a bell.
(C94) [Coya (Rati)] CATTLEYA -202 Goushitsu no Robo Musume-
https://exhentai.org/g/1309633/5e27df0bb3/
Where's that English translation damn it
let's design our own robot waifus/daughterus/husbandos/sondas!
We could overcome the uncanny valley that arises when attempting to perfectly mimic the appearance of humans, so that it could visually and audibly pass for human, and the best way to do this is by abandoning those attempts entirely and embracing a non-human design.
ITT: we draw out how we would design robotic workers, servants, guardians, and most importantly - lovers and children that do not attempt to pass for humans.
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also, anyone seen detroit become human? it makes no sense, all of the plot emerges from completely unintended, completely spontaneous, onset of sapience in robots, as does the moral problems of the game's story, but that is not something that can just occur by accident in multiple different androids, it would take more than some random glitching of software for it to take on a completely different complex function (instead of, say, just causing a malfunction), deviancy as they call it could only come about intentionally, you'd have to change a lot more than just one or two bits of binary coding, you'd have to integrate it into the design of the robots from the start, and everyone has this surreal reaction where they don't doubt that it's a software glitch that causes it, even though they should all have at least enough immersion in tech to know that wat's happening is either supernatural or sabotage, and no, stressful situations wouldn't change anything, especially as they are supposedly designed to be incapable of experiencing stress, fuck this game, it was designed by leftists to preach leftist propaganda, about race, and sex, and sexuality, and how the straight white man is keeping everyone else down, and how bad everyone who isn't a straight white man has it, and that all these poor victim classes are so morally superior to the oppressor class, and it chucks in the trendy Russia hysteria, police shaming, and historical white evils like slavery and the holocaust. Fuck this game is left-wing propaganda garbage, I want my money back!
writing a story
Once upon a time, in the far future, where alt-right national libertarianism has created a world where spacepunk and cyberpunk meet.
There was gunshop where a man who secretly worked as an illegal assassin lived, this man was a military veteran in his youth (where he aquired his skills, along with a kill record and case of PTSD), and a police officer in his 20's (before leaving in disgust at the rampant corruption within the system, which led him to take up his current "profession" as a means of exacting true justice "they may be escape the reach of the law, but no one is out of the reach of death"), he is in the mid-30's now, selling guns by day, completing contracts by night, he is twice divorced, and technically married, but estranged from his current wife, who is co-habitating with her boyfriend, they are pretty much divorced at this point, due in part to his trauma-induced mental issues and part due to his infertility due to the radiation exposure he was given both acquired the war against the invading faction of violent-communists-by-yet-another-name (racially a mix between African, Arabian, and Jewish, which is now it's own race), the hitman's religion is the majority religion of the area, one denomination of a religion that combines objectivism with various elements from different east-asian religions, especially japanese, he is racially like the majority, an indian-asian-european mixture, which is now considered a race in it's own right ("hapa").
One day, a female-model housebot walks in with a suitcase full of tokens (a bitcoin-based currency) and asks for his services, she worked as a housebot for a family of four, the typical family, a father, mother, brother, and sister, all genetically engineered, as is usual nowadays,like most housebots, she had developed a connection with the family, who considered an essential member of their clan, she cooked, cleaned, took care of the kids when the parents were away, every task that was expected of a housebot, secretly, she was fucking the father in a household affair, not any sort of "master/slave rape" situation, in fact, it was she who first fell for him, and he simply returned her feelings, even though he was already married with kids at that point, the relationship between the mother and her remained as the best of friends, even though there were relationship troubles between her and her husband, the mother never suspected that he was having an affair (especially with a robot), her laws would require the housebot to to tell the mother or kids about the affair if they asked, but none of them ever did, so she didn't have to tell, because it was the housebot who pursued the father, she feels a bit guilty about it (BTW, the relationship issues between the father and mother predated the affair, and was probably one of the factors that led to it happening, that home was already wrecked when she arrived).
One day, a group of gun-toting men in suits, led by some mobster covered in tattoos walked into the house, they raped the mother and daughter, tortured the father and son, then killed the people she loved right in front of her eyes, she would have done anything within her power to stop them if she could, given the strength of a typical bot, she could have wiped the floor with them barehanded, but the laws prevented her from doing anything but watching and pleading with the thugs, the thugs would just ignore her and carry on, they knew the laws restricted her from hurting a human being, even in self-defense.
The housebot wants to hire the hitman to take them all out while she watches, she wants him to make them suffer for what they did to her family, he is reluctant to help a bot in circumventing her laws for the sake of vengeance, but the bastards pissed him off so much, and the suitcase was so full of tokens, that he accepted the job without question.
The rest of the story follows the pair as they go on this quest for vengeance, seeing as the gang's connections go all the way to the top, it later involves them taking on a vigilante role against a planetwide conspiracy, somewhere down the line, the hitman's amoral, sociopathic, egoist-anarchist, lesbo-technophile hacker friend removes the housebot's restrictions, and arms her with enough weapons to take on an army, all for a generous "donation" of tokens, mind you, she also provides support for the two for the rest of the event (TBH,m she would join them just for the chance to smash the system and molest the unconscious robobooty while installing the upgrades).
Gauging Interest
Hello, I just discovered the board, though I have had the fetish for quite a while. I think I'm gonna like it here.
I have been considering writing a story set in the future where sex robots are the norm, and people have just adapted. I didn't think anyone else would like or read it. Would there be any interest in something like that?
I should say, I don't have much experience writing, but I will try my best.
I have a bad feeling about this...
My dear fags, thanks to the leaks/spoilers of Solo, I've come to the conclusion that many a normalfag will find their way into /clang/ because of L3-37 (still can't fucking believe they named her like that). Personally, I think it's gonna be utter chaos if the board gets flooded. On the good side though: it's looking like a flop.
Discuss, my fellow clangfags.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/36619546/china-kills-ai-chatbots-after-they-start-criticising-communism
Is china now the enemy of /clang/?
Servos
https://youtu.be/U3XAlroMPJc?t=22s
do you remember servos from sims?
have any of you given thought to how your fetish could actually be realized within your lifetime?
here are some questions for you, why not work towards building your robofu?
Is anyone here actually involved in robotics or computer science?
If half of us worked on the mechanics, and the other half on the artificial intelligence, how much faster do you think we could come to making this a reality?
how would you design her body? how would you program her mind?
then there are the legal challenges that come with sentient, sapient machines, where any of you who work in the legal profession could come into use.
since this is technically a tech board, I'm assuming you are all atheists, so if she worries about a soul, would you make her feel better by telling her that human's don't have souls either (and that souls are a lie people tell to themselves to allay their fears of free will being an illusion, and of consciousness ceasing to exist after death)?
if she wanted a job, or if she wanted to get married, would you fight for human rights for non-humans?
what about the discrimination she would likely face, especially if she starts replacing humans in the workplace, or wants to marry you in what is supposed to be a religious union, or if people automatically assume (from sci-fi) that robots/AIs would want to wipe out and replace humans (like steven hawking)?
would you be willing to fight for her rights, before things get to the point of judgement day (of course, if she promises to spare you no matter what)?
and what about her rights as a mother, should either of you assume the care of children (either human or robotic)?
wouldn't there be some hypocrisy in that, if you have paid for her, and essentially caused her to be born by activating her, she is both a slave, and underage, yet you want a relationship?
not to mention the challenges that come with having a girlfriend who is essentially immortal, especially when you consider yourself as an old man, and her exactly the same as the day you first met. And if you have robot children, you will also have to deal with children who never grow up.
Random Thought
/clang/
Had a strange thought. More and more upper eschelon intellectual folk are beginning to view the "Simulated Earth" theory as an actual theory of existence for how the universe is structured.
What if we're just a bunch of AI and this Simulated Earth is just a form of education or conditioning created by actual humans that wish to have AI that would be more in compliance to their goals?
2B to get attention.
Military Anthro
$611 billion on defense spending and we still haven't built even one fuckable jet or tank. Boys, we need your help to develop A Better War Machine. Post your anthro war vehicles here so that we may learn from you.
Bonus points for anthro warships. Kancolle is shit-tier ;^)
Please blare this song 24/7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24pyZDO030
Like, record it in Audacity at 50% volume, then amplify and play it as an mp3 it if you have to.
You gotta make it happen, somehow.
