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 No.217

So /clang/,

What would you prefer to have happen to you: go out and clang a robot, or having your consciousness transferred into the machine and clang/get clanged by humans or other robots? I relish the idea of being put into a qt loli chassis myself.

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 No.218

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Clang all day and get GiTS-ed when my body grows old.

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 No.219

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>>218

>when my body grows old

I personally wouldn't want to wait that long. Never know what could happen to my fleshy body before then. Plus I wanna start having lots of fun right away.

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 No.220

>>217

I mainly like mecha (I seriously fucking hate gynoids and human-like robots) so none of those options would be possible, as mecha themselves aren't really possible.

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 No.221

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>>220

It's a shame you can't enjoy them, but you're entitled to your own opinion.

>mecha themselves aren't really possible

They said the same thing about aircrafts, and look at us now.

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 No.222

>>221

>They said the same thing about aircrafts, and look at us now.

Anon, people didn't think planes were possible because they'd never been done before, but with modern physics it's known that 20 metre bipedal robots are impossible, the structure simply cannot support the weight. They could work as statues (depending on how they're designed), but if they took one step they'd collapse.

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 No.223

>>222

Hopefully we can overcome that limitation some day; whether it be from better building materials/techniques or perhaps being used in a low gravity environment or something. Even if it didn't have any particular advantage in such an environment, people could use it simply out of novelty.

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 No.224

Im the only one that can make mechas gynoids and tranfer concious from people to robots i know a lot of engineering but i suck at maths or getting good grades its sad that the humanity will lost this genius Btw Mechas are possible if they have a extremly low height (Possible if you invert his mass gravity)

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 No.225

I'd take the latter *only if* i'm able to wait an extra decade or so

maybe the tech for mechs won't rust for once

goddamn, fuck rhymes with the mightiest of prejudice

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 No.226

I've always dreamed about transfering my mind (or brain) into a machine.

Not specifically a sexual fantasy but it's more of the "I'm immortal, indestructible, and I can hack into your computer with my mind because I literally speak to it in it's language" factor

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 No.253

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I just want to be a spaceship and explore space, man. Is that too much to ask?

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 No.386

>all the fags itt who don't want to be a qt loli with all the benefits of being a robot (ie: never growing into a full grown succubus)

Shit taste, all around.

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 No.387

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>>386

>likes loli

>says others have shit taste

wew lad, loli is one of the most shit-tier fetishes

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 No.388

My pipe dream is to become a fully robotic being, but not a god damn lolibot. Something more in line of "i weigh 300 pounds and 200 of those are armor plates".

And servos only. Obnoxiously loud servos.

But back to OP, I'd choose to clang a toaster. Being a lolibot is kind of ludicrous when it got a russian alcoholic inside of it.

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 No.390

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>>387

>Not liking lolis

>>388

Never said you had to be a lolibot; that's just my own personal desire. Feel free to be as Big McLargehuge as you want. Best part about being a robot is being able to swap out your chassis for something you'd prefer.

You don't even need to be humanoid. Be a floating ball or a giant mechanical spider for all I care. Just do what you love.

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 No.391

>forcing loli into absolutely everything

Pedofags are on the same fucking tier as furries.

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 No.774

Put my ass in a fucking chassis right this instant.

>Get clanged by other robots

yes please.

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 No.795

I wanna fuck a robot, not be one.

So no consciousness transfer for me, I die after having my squishy Hunan body cuck maciheves and that's it.

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 No.796

>>795

*Fuck machines.

Damn autocorrect.

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 No.797

>>217

Becoming the robot requires a few things first

>Full sensation and control over how much or little is felt

>Fully repairable

>Customizable/replacable

>aesthetically pleasing

If so I'd gladly be the little lolibot.

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 No.798

Consciousness transfer. The human body is way too fucking complex, I am a man of simplicity, ya know?

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 No.799

>>798

>The human body is way too fucking complex,

It's not like a machine would be any less complex.

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 No.806

The latter, and not just because of the clang potential either. I just hate my body and would rather have one that I can adjust without too much worry. Modify it, upgrade it, do whatever I want to make it mine. You can't do that to an organic body without mutilating it.

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 No.822

>>799

It wouldn't be. Machine design is planned. Biological design isn't. It's a huge mess of redundant parts, wheel reinvention, and parts that perform multiple functions inefficiently and are too complex to change into something simpler and better.

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 No.1011

>>797

I'd be willing to take a body without sensation for a while until full sensory models are available. Once I've swapped wetware for hardware, I can afford to wait.

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 No.1850

>>799

You literally have no idea what you're talking about tbh.

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 No.1851

>>822

Also have no idea what you're talking about.

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 No.1852

>>1851

You're replying to a post that's a year and a half old.

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 No.1873

>>217

>having your consciousness transferred into the machine

it sounds horrifying honestly. who knows what will happen to "me" even if it were perfected.

if i knew it would work out alright then i guess i wouldnt mind but i couldnt honestly say id prefer it. im not entirely sick of this bag of meat yet.

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 No.1937

In the short term just going out and clang.

Long term, once my body is old or sick I would definitely want to upgrade to a new robot body.

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 No.4174

Just become an android. Part of your meat would be kept for vitality, however the rest of you would be robotic. You could a long way with parts of the body would need. Brain+Heart+Microbiome+maybe most of your torso(?)

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 No.4175

The latter, because it never says I can't clang some robogirls afterwards.

Besides, I get to become a machine bounty hunter, fucking awesome.

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 No.4284

>>388

>The virgin human

>*tap tap tap tap*

>the Chad Moravec

>*WHIIIIR CLANG*

>*WHIIIIR CLANG*

>*WHIIIIR CRASHKSKSHSKS*

>"CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DOOR WAS TOO SMALL BUT I FIXED THAT FOR YOU"

>*WHIIIIR CLANG*

>>1011

I don't think you realize how horrible sensory deprivation is on the human psyche

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 No.4319

I'd be a robot, just so I could say, "Whoops! I dropped my extra security virus protection that I use for my mecha dong"

>>4284

It's more of a "plap" noise really.

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 No.4320

>>4284

Total sensory deprivation would suck, yes, but partial deprivation? As long as there's audiovisual input, you can do without touch, smell, and taste for a while until the chassis technology progresses.

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 No.4370

>>4320

mate i would become a robot without anything more then just knowing i'm no longer one with the flesh that fails me

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 No.4371

>>4320

Touch can exist, but only on designated areas like skin.

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 No.4379

>>4371

"Touch" is a complex of many different senses. First, we have pressure sense, what is most accurately called touch. Then there is the temperature sense which specifically detects the rate of change in temperature, which is why a room temperature metal object will feel cooler than a room temperature wooden object even though they are the same temperature. The pain sense responds to chemicals released by damaged tissue. And on top of these we have proprioception, which is the sense that tells us what position the parts of the body are in, which is separate from our vestibular sense which tells us what orientation the head is in relative to gravity.

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