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File: 1444613033311.jpg (62.86 KB,800x996,200:249,ST_Series_Robot.288192526_….jpg)

 No.244

all this humanoid shit isn't doing for my dick.

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 No.245

File: 1444613998532.jpg (142.4 KB,1600x1600,1:1,expensive-sex-toy.jpg)

There actually are robotic arm lewds out there.

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 No.246

>>245

nice.

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 No.252

File: 1444626182341.png (262.45 KB,663x672,221:224,machinery.png)

>>245

From /v/, too!

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 No.334

File: 1447343219726.jpg (640.24 KB,800x1160,20:29,qcedit50.jpg)

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 No.335

File: 1447362445854.jpg (70.87 KB,531x471,177:157,Haram.jpg)

>>334

>posting anything, even edits, of that shitty fucking webcomic

No.

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 No.339

File: 1447471452387.jpg (72.45 KB,1024x640,8:5,t.jpg)

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 No.1255

File: 5693c20026488ea⋯.jpg (210.27 KB,764x538,382:269,CLB53-Kuka-robots-in-autom….jpg)

I know this thread hasn't been replied to since 2015, but out of "curiosity", are there any other lewd drawings factory robots?

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 No.1256

File: 2ecdb19efb4fbf4⋯.jpg (124.36 KB,768x1024,3:4,1274356483360.jpg)

File: 60e9d553aafa31c⋯.jpg (121.36 KB,768x1024,3:4,1274356614933.jpg)

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 No.1259

File: 1c02fa64dc26473⋯.gif (299.71 KB,555x555,1:1,just a pump.gif)

>>1255

>this thread hasn't been replied to since 2015

Holy shit, time flies.

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 No.1260

File: d142c5db793f94d⋯.gif (275.17 KB,250x275,10:11,engine (2).gif)

>>1259

It really does, doesn't it?

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 No.1263

File: 3d87ed5ebaf8c8d⋯.gif (411.52 KB,555x555,1:1,hand.gif)

>>1260

It doesn't seem to slow down either.

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 No.1264

File: eda2fcbfe14c3f5⋯.gif (5.24 MB,800x400,2:1,6-Cylinder engine.gif)

>>1263

Thankfully it doesn't seem to speed up either, at least not for me.

Would you ever draw more lewd machines? I still have those drawings you did two years ago

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 No.1265

>>1264

>Would you ever draw more lewd machines?

Isn't it what I've just done? Or maybe you were thinking about something a bit more explicit?

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 No.1266

>>1265

>Or maybe you were thinking about something a bit more explicit

yes

I was also thinking maybe machine-on-machine, that sort of stuff is rare

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 No.1649

>>1266

>I was also thinking maybe machine-on-machine, that sort of stuff is rare

I've noticed it becoming more and more common recently.

Is it me or is clang becoming a more widespread thing by the month?

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 No.1752

>>1649

/m/ got a lot of traffic lately, and that was even before the mech battle.

Perhaps people are starting to understand the appeal of metal.

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 No.1956

File: 424efcb4a68466b⋯.jpg (79.5 KB,780x700,39:35,sad_robot_arm.jpg)

>>1752

>>1649

>/m/ is back to being dead

"Funny" how things go.

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 No.1985

File: e719da7a0af7e8a⋯.gif (2.63 MB,500x393,500:393,tumblr_otshsutApZ1rhikj7o1….gif)

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 No.1986

>>1985

Did the fucker just smile?

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 No.1988

>>1986

The fucker clearly isn't a robot according to Google's own test, so that was indeed a smile.

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 No.1989

>>1985

Why're you posting non-robots on /clang/? Shouldn't this go on some other, normal porn board?

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 No.1990

>>1989

What're you talking about? reCAPTCHA is technically an automated machine.

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 No.1991

>>1990

>missing the joke

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 No.1992

>>1991

>missing the joke

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 No.2005

>>1991

Guys, I found the robot. Let's try to get some pics.

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 No.2361

File: 2ed77f7e075689a⋯.jpg (151.96 KB,573x853,573:853,berserklust.jpg)

>Used to go with my father to his sales trips

>He sold arms like the one on the OP

>Tfw I got to see the KIA and Volkswagen assembly line

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 No.2366

>>2361

>He sold arms

I though you were saying he was an arms dealer

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 No.2378

>>2366

No, he's saying his dad works for nintendo, he sells ARMS

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 No.3070

File: fa24cafef51b560⋯.jpg (56.21 KB,720x900,4:5,sweating-middle-age-asian-….jpg)

>>3069

Damn. Your waifu is amazing. And she actually exists, how cool is that?

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 No.3320

Has anyone saved Ciircuit's shit?

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 No.3321

>>3320

He's already posted most of his robot art on the board. He posted some of his work in this very thread.

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 No.3322

>>3321

Where is his universe at war stuff then?

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 No.3325

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 No.4107

File: 70b7c154cba7f37⋯.png (47.57 KB,161x160,161:160,ClipboardImage.png)

Does he have any clang, /clang/?

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 No.4108

>>4107

A name might be useful

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 No.4109

File: 688a1dab57041ba⋯.jpg (50.52 KB,680x662,340:331,20a.jpg)

I've got an insane idea.

You go inside a giant robogirl, one that's a #6 that is entirely autonomous, through her big pussy. After you go through a mechanical cervix, you fuck a hole in the back of her uterus. She audibly moans loud enough for you to notice from inside her metal womb, topped with silicone. You nut, and see it get pumped through a pneumatic capsule into a device. Doors lining the lower half mechanical uterus open up, revealing factory arms everywhere. A computer screen near the device you fucked shows your genetic information being stored and refined before finally synthesizing the head of a child that is a mix of the giant gynoid and you. You sit and wait for the process to occur. The gynoid gets up, making you tumble. She walks about, making you wobble from inside her. You put your ear to the silicone wall, and you can hear her buying metal from a factory. She walks back to her original location and lays down. You then see the cervix bulge rapidly as she moans profusely.

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 No.4110

File: 849b40586487609⋯.jpg (116.46 KB,680x906,340:453,2c5.jpg)

The cervix finally budges, as an ingot of metal slides in. An arm grabs it and starts melting it with thermal radiation, as more bend and manipulate it into a cranium of sorts. She inserts more various metal, as lubricant squirts all over you. More arms scan and forge the metal. You see that the arms are creating motors, armor, legs, a jaw, and a skull. She then inserts silicon, semiconductor material, and wire, which gets constructed into sensors, computer parts, and a main brain. An arm with a connecter plugs into the main brain, installing an AI into the mainframe you're seeing. It then gets placed into the skull, which then has the rest of the body constructed. Your child, a robot head with 4 legs stares curiously at you, its father. It's obvious he will need an actual torso and limbs built for him.

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 No.4111

After an hour, the air cooler keeping you alive finally gives way. The womb, now expanded, operates once more, as the arms now squirt lubrication over your mechanical child, allowing him to be pushed through the cervix. As you hop on to him, you go through it and back out the pussy, where you see your new son climb up and start crawling.

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 No.4114

>>4108

>not knowing about:robots

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 No.4138

File: 869ba31ea9bd864⋯.webm (3.95 MB,640x360,16:9,1557963349394.webm)

>>244

THEY'RE TAKING OUR WOMEN

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 No.4141

>>4138

That's not just a random robotic arm, that's an industrial robot. I think it's the same model as the robots here >>1255

They're both Kuka models, at the very least.

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 No.4226

over-torques internally

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 No.4299

File: 458252646ebea76⋯.webm (1.2 MB,460x818,230:409,5233993.webm)

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