No.3154 [Last50 Posts]
Have you ever done clangy things in real life?
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No.3155
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No.3160
I try to separate real life and fetishes, mainly because I'm not good enough at engineering to build my own robot wife.
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No.3161
>>3154
had a vacuum suck me off once feelsgoodman
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No.3162
>>3161
>feelsgoodman
I've often wondered and seen it mentioned as a joke, so I'm surprised to learn that.
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No.3178
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No.3182
It wasn't this exact model but you get the idea. I actually bought two since the first one broke, presumably from overuse.
The vibrations weren't as great as you'd imagine.
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No.3183
>>3182
At first I thought this was one of those sperm collection machines.
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No.3184
>>3183
>that fucking whore
I don't care if that's her job, I'm not sticking mine in that.
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No.3185
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No.3196
>>3183
That hole was made for fucking.
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No.3197
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No.3198
>>3182
It looks rather tight.
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No.3202
I built my first gaming PC when I was 15 and ended up fapping to it. I didnt really understand why at the time but now I know
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No.3402
There was once a greentext on /k/ about fucking a rifle.
Do guns count?
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No.3403
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No.3409
I've felt up a bunch of hot cars when I got the chance, so yeah. I wish I had a better opportunity to be alone with them though.
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No.3410
>>3409
I remember feeling up my computer for some time. Never could do anything to her though.
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No.3462
>my newest fetish is guys humping computer towers/ anything electronic
>Literally no porn
Suffering
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No.3463
>>3462
Time to learn how to draw.
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No.3464
>>3463
Meh, drawn stuff kinda exists but I was actually hoping someone would volunteer to record doing it.
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No.3465
>>3462
You're starting to go beyond the realm of robot fetishism and more into the realm of object fetishism.
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No.3466
>>3464
Couldn't you hump your own computer case? It's one of the fetishes that's actually doable.
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No.3467
>>3182
I lost my virginity to my subwoofer. She was so tight and her vibrations on my dick were amazing. slept with her that night too
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No.3468
>>3467
I have a sudden need.
I wonder if I can find one that fits without filing for bankruptcy
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No.3469
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No.3470
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No.3475
>>3468
>>3467
>>3182
Now you faggots got me curious.
I got a sub right here.
How do i make it fuckable?
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No.3476
>>3475
Does your sub have a hole? Post pics
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No.3477
>>3476
Sure, i guess.
It's just this little thing, nothing special.
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No.3478
>>3477
What a cute little subwoofer.
>How do I make it fuckable
Do you fit inside the hole, Anon?
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No.3479
>>3478
>Do you fit
I can fit 2-3 fingers inside of it with a some effort. I don't think i'm thicker than that.
Is there any way i could damage it/her if i just put on a condom and fucked it?
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No.3482
>>3479
I haven't tried it but it's probably better to use protection for both of you.
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No.3483
>>3482
Well, i tried to see if i fit and i can barely push as far as the glans so thats a bummer.
Fuck.
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No.3497
>>3466
That got me thinking but then again, I don't have a fleshlight so where would i stick my cock in her?
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No.3498
>>3497
I mean, you could always grind against it.
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No.3499
>>3498
I guess.
Still, it would be more fun if actual penetration happened.
If A.I. waifs ever become a thing, i'd do it every day
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No.3500
>>3499
The majority of a PC is hollow. Open up yours and look if there's a space for a fleshlight. From there, make some measurements and cut a hole in the outside case to place it.
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No.3505
>people actually fucking machinery IRL
>no one has learned from the furry who made his own fuck doll from actual bones
I mean, it's safer maybe, but you still showcase the inability to disconnect.
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No.3507
>>3505
> the furry who made his own fuck doll from actual bones
Jesus Christ, what?
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No.3508
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No.3509
>>3505
>you still showcase the inability to disconnect.
We what?
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No.3510
>>3508
that's not something i wanted to see today.
Or ever.
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No.3511
>>3508
>>3507
>>3510
Pic related, but I don't know if this is better or worse.
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No.3513
>>3505
Why does the topic of furfaggotry always come up when talking about robots?
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No.3517
>>3513
It's just furry with a different flavor.
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No.3518
>>3517
I hear this a lot with a lot of different fetishes, but I think it's just a meme furries spout to make themselves feel better.
Furries spend thousands on their hobby, furries dress up as their characters and go out in public like that, they have conventions where they throw shit-filled diapers around, they shove their fetish in everybody's face everywhere they are online, furries have even been caught in pedo rings and animal brothels, there isn't really any other group online that can compare to them.
Saying anything, whether it's xeno, clang, or monster, is just "another type of furry" misses what makes furries so uniquely horrible. I'm really starting to think this is coming from furries who want to latch onto other groups to make themselves look less terrible.
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No.3519
>>3517
>everything non-human is furry
Go away furfag, I know furfags often like robots but I won't stand for you subverting yet another kink into your weird fetish lifestyle shit. If you're wondering why I'm acting so hostile, it's because I've seen furshitters invade and take over so fucking many other places on the internet and it always starts with this "you're basically just like us anyway!" bullshit. After that, they start injecting their other horrible kinks into their host like a parasite. I don't want to start seeing robot vore and futa threads.
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No.3520
>>3511
>carving your own skeleton out of wood
I guess this is a pretty cheap way to make a very well articulated sex doll. I figured the easier way would be to buy a 1:1 skeleton that's intended for teaching anatomy. Although those probably run in the hundreds or thousands of dollars, so I can see why he took the time to carve it from wood instead.
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No.3523
>>3519
>robot vore and futa
I get what you're coming from, but those aren't necessarily furshit.
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No.3524
I came here because I thought this forum was about compiling C++ in Linux.
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No.3526
>>3524
That's not the first time people have made this mistake.
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No.3548
>>3505
I don't see how sticking your dick in a PC is the same as that dude's monstrous fuckdoll. They're both autistic as fuck, but come on, at least machinery is aesthetically pleasing.
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No.3558
>>3548
Has anyone gotten to do it anyway?
I want to see.
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No.3561
>>3558
I'm sure it's out there somewhere, but I doubt it's any good unfortunately.
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No.3707
>>3706
Go the fuck back to Twitter with your shitty object-labeling memes.
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No.3708
>>3707
How long has that been going on? Because the image is based on a quote that's over a year old.
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No.3709
>>3706
>>3708
It literally has a Twitter filename, dude. Just leave those memes to reddit. The "clang is furry" argument has also been made many times before on the board for years and this isn't even the right thread to be doing it in.
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No.3710
>>3709
>this isn't even the right thread to be doing it in.
It's the perfect thread to be baiting in, though.
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No.3715
>>3202
Oh shit, you fapped to your pc? That’s kinda hot. You are a mechaphillie!
As for me, I refer back to the harkness test. So I haven’t Clang’d IRL. I did fuck a guy while watching Gear Fighter Dendoh though!
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No.3716
>>3715
The only thing gayer than you fucking a dude is caring about the consent of objects that, at best, have an intelligence comparable to a high-end single-celled organism and zero ability communicate.
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No.3717
>>3716
Ratbat is a woman
Also that image is hardly serious
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No.3718
>>3716
Yeah , I’ve always been a woman dude. Also, it’s having harkness test principles that keep me from actually ending up on the news like some of the people who actually fuck cars. Everything stays safe and firmly within the realm of artistic fantasy. But I’ll be sure to keep this “gay” card you just gave me in my back pocket.
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No.3726
>>3715
>I did fuck a guy while watching Gear Fighter Dendoh though!
Y-you sex-haver!
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No.3727
>>3726
> I did fuck a guy while watching Gear Fighter Dendoh though!
wut
As an erotic stimulant or did it just happen to be on tv?
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No.3728
>>3726
>>3727
>>3727
I suggested the whole thing as I thought it would be pretty hot. I had a crush on a mech named “Knight Gear Ogre” at the time. Good thing we were both giant robot fans or he would have looked at me like I just freakaly pulled a goat out of the closet haha.
Turns out Knight Ogre is still Hot as fuck too..
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No.3729
>>3728
That's some kinky stuff, good taste in robots as well.
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No.3731
>>3715
>that fucking image
Sex havers are all disgusting normalfaggots.
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No.3741
>>3154
Has anyone here fucked a car?
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No.3742
>>3741
I think that's a bit extreme. It's also illegal depending on where you live.
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No.3812
>>3511
Meh, it makes it hardly creepy then. I mean, sure, it's creepy on the inside, but then so are humans. I ssupect providing some serious scaffolding/skeleton would be a good step for humanoid sex robots as well.
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No.3820
>>3524
I came to this board because i thought itd be a berserk general instead all i git was a new fetish
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No.3822
>>3820
We've had a lot of people come here thinking it was about Clang, a LLVM-based compiler front-end.
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