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Poetry Slam Cabbage 03/20/15 (Fri) 01:32:31 No.119 [Open thread]

There once was a man who said "Damn.
For I've discovered I am,
A creature the moves,
In determinate grooves,
I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram!"

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Dweller 05/02/19 (Thu) 01:33:41 No.2183

A poetry slam?

About our spiteful goddess?

Hey /eris/, check this.

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Dweller 05/05/19 (Sun) 05:49:42 No.2188

I was here but now I'm not

I have gone to smoke some pot

I left this poem to prove a point

Life ain't shit without a joint

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Dweller 05/17/19 (Fri) 16:25:15 No.2213

Such for life to have a girl

Curious desire within golden curl

Holding nothing of her claim

It is tither my life seeks aim

I only wish to give her my pearl!

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Dweller 05/24/19 (Fri) 09:05:14 No.2223

In peaches i seek

Yet golden apples i find

Least she's crazy hot

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Dweller 06/15/19 (Sat) 02:41:16 No.2237

I wish to make prose anew,

Yet this limerick is three lines too few...

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sex Dweller 05/12/19 (Sun) 01:10:50 No.2201 [Open thread]

we oughta like, start a cult in some big compound.

We'll breed the girls so they'll constantly be pregnant and giving birth to new kids to indoctrinate.

And we could grow easily this way.

not that i would know if we would want to

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Dweller 05/15/19 (Wed) 18:26:44 No.2210

>>2201

>Let's indoctrinate our children to fight indoctrination!

I like you. You're funny.

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Dweller 05/24/19 (Fri) 09:02:28 No.2222

>>2209

Open this floodgate, says I.

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Dweller 05/24/19 (Fri) 13:48:52 No.2224

>>2222

I congratulate thee on thine achievement of acquiring quads in thine post number.

I also wish to question the content of your post and ask what you mean with opening the floodgates on vapor-discordianism.

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Dweller 05/24/19 (Fri) 15:47:40 No.2225

>>2224

I, as one of the keepers of the first four quads, now dubbed the horsemen of /eris/ (join me >>1111!), wish to inspire a discordian renaissance. Any kind will do, but vapourwave has wide appeal and is rather hard to perform badly, ironically or otherwise.

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Dweller 05/25/19 (Sat) 13:06:57 No.2226

>>2225

I share your wish for a Discordian renaissance, brother!

Any topic that has your interest is easily intertwineable with Discordianism.

I don't know if Vaporwave is the best means though.

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ATTENTION! Dweller 03/27/19 (Wed) 01:32:25 No.2095 [Open thread]

This place is not fun, you should leave immideately.

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Dweller 05/01/19 (Wed) 06:13:49 No.2174

>>2173

what does that mean though

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Dweller 05/01/19 (Wed) 07:05:12 No.2175

>>2174

It means that we're probably going to yank your chain until you reflexively treat anything you read here with a bit of skepticism. It means Siddhartha was wrong and the root of all suffering isn't desires, it's the bad habit of taking the world more seriously than the world takes itself. And it means you should hit the stickies and read, because this is the Ontological IKEA, the Truth requires assembly, and if you do it right you'll end up with extra pieces you throw away afterward.

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Angle 05/01/19 (Wed) 11:31:35 No.2176

>>2175

The disdain for order is only inherent in POEE though.

In all of Discordianism it's about Chaos, which supposedly consists of both Order and Disorder.

Putting one above the other is the curse of Greyface, which is ironic because that'd mean POEE is greyface.

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sticky sticky 05/01/19 (Wed) 23:55:56 No.2181

>>2174

it means read the damn sticky, cabbage

you are a pope, start acting like it

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Dweller 05/01/19 (Wed) 23:59:57 No.2182

>>2176

It may be difficult at first to understand the distinction between Disorder and Chaos. Chaos is simply perfect randomness. Entropy. The cosmic background radiation. The forces of the universe which don't care about us. Order and Disorder are stories we tell ourselves to make sense of all this.

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Philosophy Thread 2 Cabbage 12/26/18 (Wed) 04:48:20 No.1865 [Open thread]

One of the benefits of Discordianism is the freedom of belief it encourages.

What are your personal thoughts on Discordianism? Which ideas do you agree with and which do you ignore?

see also: >>940 which is currently 404'd

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Cabbage 12/26/18 (Wed) 07:20:57 No.1866

There are a few pages in the Principia that stand out to me, but I think the one that resonates hardest with me is the one that wraps it up with the concept of Nonsense As Salvation. That being confused isn't always a problem you have to fix. That nonsense has its uses, and the answer is sometimes 'mu'. Though one must keep in mind that 'mu' is a call to stop and think, not to stop thinking. Never go full lolrandumb.

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Pope Eristic 12/26/18 (Wed) 07:31:19 No.1867

Rolled 106 (1d365)

>What are your personal thoughts on Discordianism?

While a lot of the community interaction is lighthearted roleplaying, I already agreed with many of the general ideas of discordianism and of some of its more quoted popes. Things like the denouncement of absolute truth, and appreciating disorder. In an advanced global society where world domination is increasingly plausible, chaos becomes an important protection against the horrors of tyranny.

also Billy and Mandy's Eris is a qt psycho waifu

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Dweller 05/01/19 (Wed) 23:36:57 No.2179

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Discordianism as outlined in the Principia Discordia is somewhat analogous to our modern understanding of physics.

The ideas of order being an illusion and of the futility of the traditional quest for a true 'grid' is reminiscent of the relativistic idea that no absolute frame of reference exists. A person standing still only appears to be standing still because you share the same grid, the same frame. Relative to an observer standing still in relation to our sun, you are moving close to 30,000 metres every second, then our sun orbits the Milky Way even faster and that is moving relative to every other object, not to mention all the rotation everything is doing at the same time. The use of frames of reference in relativity to order this incomprehensible, chaotic clusterfuck is the Aneristic Principal.

Chaos theory represents the Eristic Principal, that the concept of no-relation is artificial, and is concerned with the creation of grids to try and comprehend such disorder.

A religion that doesn't contradict the last few hundred years of scientific theory??? It's surreal.

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The Jester's Thread Cabbage 02/24/18 (Sat) 12:58:47 No.1262 [Open thread]

An important part of the Eris cult is chaos.

Do you spread it?

Do you cultivate it for later picking?

Share your stories ITT.

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Dweller 03/07/19 (Thu) 00:20:09 No.2039

I show up to lectures early, put harmless messages on the writing board, leave and show up again a little late.

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Dweller 03/07/19 (Thu) 00:22:14 No.2040

What about using heavily encrypted proxy systems to engage in completely innocent activities?

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Dweller 03/09/19 (Sat) 21:31:51 No.2048

I'm studying for laws and I simply love bureaucracy. My country allows for many crazy spooky things to happen that nobody seems to really have taken advantage of yet.

Won't spoil too much, but the road towards robotic domination is a loop of legal entities.

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Pope Crypt the Entropous 04/20/19 (Sat) 13:22:57 No.2158

I hereby declare myself the patron pope of randomness and pseudo randomness. May Eris keep your communications safe from those who seek control.

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Dweller 04/22/19 (Mon) 20:01:42 No.2161

>>2158

my god

you are /dev/random and /dev/urandom both at once?

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What is REALITY? Pope Who 01/06/15 (Tue) 19:23:22 No.3 [Open thread]

1. What you think of as REALITY is a collection of ideas and beliefs about
REALITY. Many of the ideas you have about REALITY come from the
culture in which you were raised and have accumulated haphazardly over
time.
2. This, in itself, is not a problem. The problem is in forgetting point number
1. When you forget point 1, you mistake your ideas about reality for being
REALITY itself. Of this, it has been said ‘the menu is not the meal’. Please
refrain from eating the menu.
3. People who ‘eat the menu’ frequently become confused and annoyed when
other people insist on seeing REALITY in a different way. All that truly dif-
fers are their ideas and beliefs about REALITY.
4. Beliefs are just thoughts you keep having.
5. No living being is capable of perceiving all of REALITY, as all senses of
perception are limited. Humans can only see, hear, smell, taste and feel within
certain parameters. Information entering our senses undergoes compression,
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Very Lost Seraph 09/06/17 (Wed) 07:30:52 No.1237

Spirits can tell how powerful you think they are. If you perceive them as more powerful than yourself, they perceive this as love. If you perceive them as less powerful than yourself, but you actually do love them, they perceive this also as love. Either way, it is ambrosia. It empowers them.

They can perceive more than that, but their sense of the love radiating off of you can blind them. Spirits whose power exceeds their sensitivity can drift into tyranny without knowing the corrosion of their own nature, particularly when faced with a mortal who knows them in their grandest guise. For cannot the endless admiration be felt? The whole resonant power of the being before them is raised in exultation..! But it is the mere conviction of power, and not always a truly positive response.

The difference between fear and love is a distinction drawn more intuitively on Earth than on some worlds. Numerous are the spirits drawn more to fear than love in truth, for they detest to be thought weak more than they truly care if they are loved.

Eris never will drift into tyranny, or perhaps better said her power is innately tyrannical, but certainly growing greater cannot make her focus shift; for her particular kind of tyranny is to find change potentials and empower people recklessly within them. Were she willing to empower only saints she would enter into heaven, for it is not her own will that creates the suffering of her renown. Rather it is that she empowers saints and scoundrels alike and sets that sets her roaming the abyss. Eris loves questionable people for questionable reasons. I shouldn't need to tell Discordians how to gain the favor of Eris, but among your more ordinary rituals you should be very certain that you won't recognize Eris in your dreams. Chaos Thrives Unnoticed.

Some tricks of spirit work on earth, but I can't tell if it is wiser to use them benevolently or not at all. I can't tell here how anything moves. I have the barest hint of my former sight and fire - what happened? Why is there so much pain in this place?

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Cabbage 12/19/17 (Tue) 02:34:24 No.1249

>>1237

Shut the fuck.

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Cabbage 01/31/19 (Thu) 23:15:34 No.1946

Reality is a beetle I probably crushed yesterday without even noticing. Everything else, reality is not.

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Dweller 04/09/19 (Tue) 18:02:33 No.2125

>>1946

I found a beetle in my bed and I helped it go outside.

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Dweller 04/10/19 (Wed) 11:53:36 No.2126

>>2125

That was false reality, but it was all you had, and now you've gone and misplaced it too ):

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Dweller 02/26/19 (Tue) 06:05:56 No.2023 [Open thread]

What happened to the year 2012?????

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Dweller 03/12/19 (Tue) 15:39:56 No.2063

>>2059

All the saints are dead or missing.

The only Eristocrats now left are Episkoposes, and they usually aren't very influential in any shape way or form.

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Dwerle 03/13/19 (Wed) 06:33:21 No.2068

>>2063

Rejoice! For it is no longer a cult!

Weep! For it is a religion!

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Dweller 04/01/19 (Mon) 12:31:01 No.2111

>>2068

it's BOTH

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Dweller 04/01/19 (Mon) 20:52:27 No.2112

>>2111

Then let us rejoice and weep simultaneously.

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Dweller 04/08/19 (Mon) 19:45:36 No.2124

but it's a good thing..

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/eris/ makes no sense Dweller 02/08/19 (Fri) 19:53:20 No.1980 [Open thread]

/eris/ (like /r/discordian) puts Discordianism in a heavily centralized position, which is heavily hypocritical when it comes to the Discordian Hierarchy.

Now since hypocrisy is a huge part of Discordianism, I'll let it slide, but don't make the same mistake twice!

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Dweller 03/19/19 (Tue) 11:14:22 No.2083

>>2082

p.s., it ain't even burecracy yet, your document is outdated

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Dweller 03/20/19 (Wed) 05:34:55 No.2088

>>2082

Probably those aneristics. Who invited them anyway?

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Dweller 03/21/19 (Thu) 22:26:00 No.2092

>>2088

Checked o/

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Dweller 03/31/19 (Sun) 06:42:30 No.2105

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>>2092

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Dweller 03/31/19 (Sun) 14:01:36 No.2106

/eris/ has no real reason for existing, neither does DIscordianism.

It's absurdism and it exists because there's no reason for anything to exist, especially not right now.

Eris is bored and so are we, so I suggest we fuck things up a bit and accidentally take over the world.

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Eris thread Cabbage 11/04/18 (Sun) 18:58:20 No.1280 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Title.

(Ey, put yer cartoon loods here so it's all in one hideable thread.)

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Dweller 02/24/19 (Sun) 22:33:21 No.2013

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Pope Peepee 03/04/19 (Mon) 13:01:15 No.2034

>fap to eris in the morning

>go to work

>someone walks in front of train and gets hit ruining my daily commute for an hour

still worth it

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Dweller 03/07/19 (Thu) 06:51:45 No.2043

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Dweller 03/13/19 (Wed) 06:42:39 No.2069

Requesting lood Eris stencil bitte.

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Dweller 03/18/19 (Mon) 12:05:30 No.2081

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Cabbage 07/17/15 (Fri) 08:31:56 No.707 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Tell me: How did Eris find you?

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Dweller 02/15/19 (Fri) 17:23:28 No.1994

Shit is hitting the fan? Oh no!

We'd better phone home, prepare the Eristocracy for what is ahead!

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Dweller 02/15/19 (Fri) 20:48:36 No.1995

Some dimwit installed the sewage pipe just above the ventillation system. It was bound to happen.

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Dweller 02/22/19 (Fri) 17:03:04 No.2009

damnit, how do we stop them from doing that?

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Dweller 02/25/19 (Mon) 22:45:55 No.2017

>>2009

We don't. Ave Discordia.

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Dweller 03/13/19 (Wed) 02:30:01 No.2066

Funnily enough, someone had placed a sticker of the sacred chao on my daily commute route which I saw well before I knew what discordianism was. Far elsewhere someone had drawn an encircled K on the wall in paint. It seems Discordia lives on in my city.

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Cabbage 01/23/19 (Wed) 07:45:15 No.1908 [Open thread]

You pricks don't know shit. Proveme wrong.

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Cabbage 02/04/19 (Mon) 07:48:32 No.1963

>>1962

So are words. Language is an infection.

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Cabbage 02/04/19 (Mon) 08:44:41 No.1964

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>>1963

Alien lifeform of pure vibration, trapped inside earths atmosphere, using ships made out of flesh to convert it to the electromagnetic spectrum so it can get on with its life? This planet is about to get interesting.

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Dweller 02/25/19 (Mon) 22:55:30 No.2018

It is a strange experience to be plagued by a figment of someone else's imagination. Maybe I need to be more creative and invent my own demons to obsess over.

Come to think of it, most religions are simply worshipping the the characters created by others. I suppose my pseudoreligions weren't really pseudo at all.

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OP 02/26/19 (Tue) 01:09:31 No.2021

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BACK TO SUBJECT AT ONCE, STOP HAVING THOUGHTS!

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Dweller 02/27/19 (Wed) 08:34:32 No.2025

>>2018

Strange? That's just an egregore.

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 00:58:22 No.2000 [Open thread]

Hail Eris!

All hail Discordia!

Hail Odin!

Hail Athena!

HAIL POSEIDON!

Hail Kek!

Hail Talos!

Gods be praised!

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 12:59:27 No.2003

Hail Eris!

All hail Discordia!

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 13:03:06 No.2004

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 13:27:11 No.2005

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 17:23:46 No.2006

Sire liah!

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Dweller 03/03/19 (Sun) 21:48:14 No.2033

Eris is alright but Discordia is a bitch. Hail Eris.

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The Rule/Meta Thread 12/30/17 (Sat) 03:57:43 No.1251 [Open thread]

Other than following the global site rule, I ask only that if you're going to spam, try to be creative about it. To this end, I've enabed the ROBOT9000 script so that posts must be unique. This means that image posts need some kind of text in the post as well, because the script ignores images.

~~Any meta discussion about the board should probably go here as well. Seems like a good place for it. At least elsewhere it may or may not go unnoticed. Good plan. I'm glad we had this talk.~~

DISREGARD ALL OF THE ABOVE, BOARD HAS BEEN RE-EX-EX-COMMUNICATED

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Dweller 02/08/19 (Fri) 08:51:47 No.1977

>>1973

DINOSARS!! Especially the big ones!!!

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Dweller ## Board Owner 02/09/19 (Sat) 12:44:46 No.1985

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This board has been carefully examined from afar and has thus been claimed in the name of the 3rd Erisian Physicality Movement (EPM3).

However, as this board is not a physical wooden board, it requires a different name. I'd like to apply it as a sub-sect to the former, if that's even possible, otherwise a vassal/client sect will do.

The R9K-script has been disabled, along with some filters. The CSS is a bit of a mess, but I'm sure we can clean this place up (only for it to be a mess again within a week).

Now, as planned, to assert our mighty grasp of power over this meekly mortal world, we shall sit back and eat hotdogs.

BRING IN THE KETCHUP!

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TEH PENGUIN OF D00M!!!1! 02/18/19 (Mon) 00:25:15 No.1996

The previous BO didn't sound like a 12 year old redditor.

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Dweller 02/18/19 (Mon) 18:29:37 No.1998

>>1996

Redditors wouldn't even consider the possibility of superiority.

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Dweller 02/19/19 (Tue) 05:37:58 No.2002

>>2001

Hey, it's 2001 and we've been visited by a robot! Is this HAL?

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Cabbage 12/12/18 (Wed) 15:26:57 No.1420 [Open thread]

everything is as it should be

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Cabbage 12/12/18 (Wed) 19:31:52 No.1441

Schopenhauer said that we live in the worst of all possible worlds. As ever, he thought he was being far more pessimistic than he actually was. If things were any worse than they are, he wrote, the universe would be impossible; it would collapse into a state of total emptiness and decay. In his cheery sun-soaked self-delusion he didn’t seem to consider that the world is not possible and never was, that this fall into nothing has already happened.

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Cabbage 01/31/19 (Thu) 23:01:33 No.1945

But will it stay that way?

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God Breeding Program Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 22:32:56 No.1539 [Open thread]

I propose we breed Eris and Kek for a balanced, all-encompassing chaos deity. A "Quizat Haderach" of confusion.

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Cabbage 01/16/19 (Wed) 20:44:00 No.1895

I propose we eat them and thus gain their strength.

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Cabbage 01/17/19 (Thu) 06:29:29 No.1896

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Won't happen.

Eris has STANDARDS.

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Cabbage 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:10:20 No.1897

>>1896

this, honestly

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Cabbage 01/18/19 (Fri) 02:58:13 No.1899

>>1566

>praise kek

>ave discordia

HEIL ERIS

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Cabbage 01/30/19 (Wed) 02:21:44 No.1939

I dunno m8 that sounds kind of smurfy but I get what you're saying.

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