/eris/ - Discordianism

>>1827

>sweden

keked and wrecked

>>1827

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it some asian hunter gatherers that discovered america?

P.S. North africa and middle east are also mediterraean, you gonna give them credit?

>>1892

They actually just learned that all Native Americans share a common European ancestor. Meaning they migrated from Europe, albeit over thousands of years with plenty of interbreeding among asians.

>>1898

And europeans descended from space as we all know. But can you guess who put them there?

Maya.

Checkmate!

>>1887

Twelve exactly.

>>1890

Or the poor tramp is going to fuck the sheep.

Have you ever seen your head? Considering that you really cannot trust mirrors.

>>1846

I can see my nose, mouth and the edges of my eye sockets right now.

I've seen parts of my face as well, aye, and felt my head with my hands, but how far can we trust these fickle things known as senses? They are, after all, smurfed through the human brain which is nothing if not nature's most consummate Lying Engine. It lies to itself, it lies to its user, it lies to others.

>>1847

>mouth

you must have some serious DSLs

>>1855

You don't get to define me, retard. enjoy your education.

>>1854

See

>There can only be a spiral of entropy if god invents entropy for it to spiral into.

Seeing as how autistic people struggle with projecting themselves into others it's not surprising you can't put yourself in the perspective of a God.

>you've pissed me off with your constant attempts to define my Autistic reality

It's fine if you project autistic qualities onto a god, stop projecting your human point of view, too. That would imply, not I but IT would imply, you have a limited scope of mind.

>Argument

There is no argument because you still haven't provided any context outside of

>If God was an autistic human

While I provide the context specifically as

>If God was autistic

But you being autistic means you can't project your mindset to envision anything but your specific reality, so if you're autistic you wouldn't have a place in the argument, anyway, being incapable of even understanding the most basic premises. Or are you going to pretend that autism means you're hypersocial and able to understand every facet of perspective?

>Doesn't even understand the most basic principle of unbiased balance

>>1858

Which is more likely, that the vast cosmic being that created the universe and everything in it just happens to have the same social developmental disability you have, or that when you commune with this being you are only seeing the facets that reflect what you are familiar with?

Remember this my brethren and sistren, Thou Art God.

This is now a thread for the discussion of the nature of entropy or chaos. Lemme tell you a story about entropy. You wake up one day, you're in a nightclub, just inside the door. The bouncer welcomes you, and tells you that the cover charge is the delivery of a bullet to your brainstem in about a week, maybe a little more, maybe a little less, or maybe whenever the management feels like it. You think that price is awfully steep, and ask the bouncer for directions to a less expensive place. The bouncer informs you there are no other places, literally, and even if there were there's no way to get there as there are no doors. That feeling you get as you hit the dancefloor, knowing the bullet will be coming but not knowing when? THAT is understanding of the true nature of chaos.

>>941

your etymology for into, include and inform are incorrect, which is why you're having confusion with them.

in- means literally "in/into" rather than "not" in these cases.

inform = into+forma; that is, to put a form/shape/memetic construct into your mind.

include = into+claudere, the Latin word for "to shut". that is, when you include something, you're "shutting it into" some grouping.

into is simply a weird contraction that exists because of how many different language groups English has played with. it's literally in+to.

>>940

>How are sensitivity and consciousness related?

Are they related? Consciousness appears to be a function of the claustrum, perhaps acting as a sort of real-time interpreter of sensory data. Sensitivity, then, would be simply the proportionate volume of each data source the interpreter has to sort through in a given moment.

>>970

>>941

We can really bullshit anything and its contrary, can't we?

>>1870

Yes, but getting enough people to swallow that bullshit that it catches on is a different story.

>>1693

Oy vey! Shut it down.

I'm trying hard to keep it all as above board as possible while making the intentions clear enough. Not sperging out like TDS, although I do appreciate the Stormer lmao

>>1628

What makes you think government ain't capable of pretending to be disorganized and in panic to lure its enemies to attack? Oldest trick in the book. One of the books at least.

>>1604

The saint of deeply confused boomers

>>1628

>DC is a singular entity

>Attesting to order

DC is a biploar split personality hydra constantly biting off it's own heads.

Q is fake and by far CICADA's worst fucking meme to date.

>1835

>implying Q is even CICADA

Q is just a shared name, like Anon. It looks like no-one special is or was behind it.

>>1839

t. CICADA

I waifu the planet

to become a planet it doesnt only depend on size.

>>1771

That's a funny way to spell my penis.

crossposting a few, mostly yours:

>>1565

>>1586

>>1570

>>1613

@ 1:13, naturally, one of my favorites.

>Eris, please get out of Arthur's head, or plant the idea that it's time for another holiday

It sounds like you might be praying here, and I feel it necessary to educate you in the possible dangers of this. From the Principia:

>Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words:

>No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently – and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.

That is not to say that one must never pray, only that caution is advised in such an endeavor.

>>1762

Arthur is a maelstrom of discord atm. I know he has other things on his mind not related to work, and those things are having an indirect effect, just not on him.

>>1772

Not really a prayer, more like an anti-prayer, as i'm pleading for less of eris' influence, not more. He's a thoroughly decent bloke and I wish him no ill, hence the holiday suggestion.

>>1777

Ah, there's your problem, you're asking politely. The bitch needs to be told from time to time. Asking politely is often treated as a suggestion.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d4)

>>1757

>>1754

likewise.

the more sammiches, the funner the feast.

Also sandwich typos to common words just to rile people up.

>>1754

Or… I could just sandwich everything to the same word, confusing the original word entirely.

>>1770

Well, that does it. We've got wordsmurfs from here on out.

>>1173

Much like Monika, there is only Eris. So /ourgodess/ exists in all 11111 dimensions.

>>1700

Like the Weeping Angels, an image of Eris is itself an incarnation of Eris.

>>1380

How? Or better said, where. Where do I find tall girls to serve and worship my tiny manlet dick?

>>1727

Have you been lifting and reading like we keep telling you?

>>1732

Done since I was a kid, don't take the credit pluralize. Now, answer.

>>1742

Ehh, personally not my cup of pussy juice, but if Eris is a red headed cat girl to you, than be my guest friend.

A yoni and lingam, respectively

Sometimes a donut is just a donut.

>>1245

As a computer scientist, I get that joke but you should still suck my dick discretely.

a 960x540px portion of your monitor

>>1245

As a cop I can't either.