/eris/ - Discordianism

it's not at all well made or out of the ordinary. minus 7 out of 10.

as >>1574 said, eris would not approve of such predictable discource

>>1573

0/10. Effort is important yet you seem to disregard it. I cannot see any way to give higher rating.

-0.5/50

"the ban was boring and rather stupid, but OP is somewhat worse and similaarly needing of a ban." - fredrikk, my friend

Certainly not good enough to rate it 9/11, but I'll give it 6/0.

>>1058

>All prophets are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless

That used to be true, but then my company scored the Akashic copyright on 'the truth' and since them I am a prophet of god, who bloody well does what I tell her/hi/it or is in trouble.

>>1453

This. She's a mere cipher. And her schtick is a piece of Titanic's performance art.

>>1529

Isn't the point of the project that Poppy is a cipher though? That the entertainment industry takes people with pretty faces, hollows them out, and turns them into products?

>>1569

Thou art a cabbage of considerable size and fortitude.

>implying iggy's true form isn't discordia

>implying you haven't been rused by our goddess

Iggy Azalea is so perfect

Rolled 1 (1d2)

I hereby propose the canonization of the aforementioned Iggy Azalea as the patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification.

A dice roll of 2 will confirm canonization, a roll of 1 will delay canonization until this topic is revived. A roll of 0 or less (imaginary, non-complex values included) will reject canonization permanently.

I immediately canonize her supporting crew collectively as the saints of dermatologically-induced revoltion and commercialized human degradation.

>>1571

The canonization of the Iggy Azalea as patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification has officially been postponed until she is mentioned again, excluding replies to this canonization proposal.

>>1531

itll be early again tomorrow too

>>1556

Are we condemned?

>>1210

If anyone saved the WebM that has gone missing, could you repost it pl0x?

You should drink more apple juice and say your "Hail Eris!" prayers 5 times a day facing towards the antipode of Bavaria. That will clear up your problem.

>>1476

You are a god. Why are you giving in to pain? Resist even if it kills you, then embrace your new form. Regardless the fate, bending your natural good chaos to their artificial evil order will lead to your ruin. Meditate when you may. Live has you seek. Follow your nature. You will be treated in the next life how you treat others now. Never let them destroy the love in your heart. May you live long and find the truth after deep meditation and subsequent sleep - you then will for a time leave your clay vessel if done well, then let your nature guide you. When you find peace in your chaos, then you'll know. A important wisdom is you feel pain, but your suffering from that pain is caused by bending to and heeding that pain your vessel feels, instead of following your nature and acting independent of the order that causes your pain. Pay no obedience to your pain - those who cause it and your vessel that feels it will one day pass into sand has a wave passes back into the ocean.

>>1480

Seconding the apple juice, or regular organic apples.

I have extensive anecdotal evidence that my friend Greg's blood can heal broken electronic equipment, and I therefore canonize him Saint Greg the Mechanico-sanguinite. Please pray to him when your computer is on the fritz.

>>86

I hope he's alright these days.

My wife is the patron saint of 'why can't you read my mind?'

Maxwell Atoms, Patron Saint of Animation and Imagination.

i canonise myself Saint Chronos Jr. as due to the timezone system i am almost a day in the future.

spoiler: Friday will be nice and calm outside.

A spook, my man.

>>1257

Welcome, Stirner.

>>1113

What don't I say?

>>1469

I am on a train. The daily commute to the city.

We are all addicted to our phones. I count three heads out of eighteen looking out a window. In rush hour it approaches zero.

Eyes need to be opened lest they fuse closed.

>>1473

You have to find the one person in the world with the key to the Black Iron Prison. Once you do that, you're already free.

>>547

>>546

http://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/hakim-bey-t-a-z-the-temporary-autonomous-zone-ontological-anarchy-poetic-terrorism

i hate the look of modern society. you people happy being contemporary slaves of the banking regimes? from the sounds of it the satanic have every right to call you their sheeple and have elevated themselves above everyone else. i hate how a little bit of power tends to give someone the testosterone to think they are better then someone those dollors in your pocket arent going to save you from getting beat from an individual that has seen the demonic spirit that still exists in this form of these humans. they may play politics. i need people with somr brains to help build sophisticated technology. im not looking to kill but the bastards in power dont know how to rule nor do i l8ke the rule of their exploitation and pussy 9ut in the face of exploitatuon for some dollars. i wish not to see the face of a man who finds pleasure from exploiting others for their own pleasure. i will have a world with no borders, no discrimination, no prejudice, no social hierarchy, and no more killings in the name of religion by extremists, no more human trafficking and mostly no exploitation of the weak.

[EDIT: Posted three times in a row. Once is enough.]

It'd be a waste for all of this to stay in the caverns of 404. Back up with ye!

No spitting - The Management

>>1132

This gives me hope for the future, that some of the population will survive the forces that seek to deaden human thought.

>>1172

Everybody's got to start somewhere.

G.O.D. You + Me

Gomer Oz Dabar

Anyone want to give me a rundown on how to merge threads? I'm not an experienced BO, I'm just some stupid asshole who put on a pair of work overalls and moved into the super's apartment.

>>1431

Is such a thing even possible?

>>1437

Seems like it isn't so I just half-assed it.

>>1437

I haven't done it on 8ch but my homechan does it fine. I assumed moving posts would be possible.

>I'm just some stupid asshole who put on a pair of work overalls and moved into the super's apartment.

You say that as if it's abnormal.

/clang/ represent

XJ9, EVE

How many /clang/fags are in here? It's nice to see familiar faces.

>>1417

GLaDOS

who cares, as long as they at least somewhat resemble a female with a decent vagina. Fucking a masturbator feels 1000 times better than fapping with hand, and if it looks like a woman and has tits it's even better.

>>1443

My favorite movie when I was a kid.

I've always wished to get stuck by lightning and become alive.

A new Mario character?