File: 1421007286603.jpg (518.15 KB,1000x577,1000:577,Professor_Genki's_Super_Et….jpg)
No.71
(picture unrelated…)
Anyway… so we are all popes.. but how many saints have you canonized?
I Cannonized myself as the patron saint of Stain removal after several miraculous achievements the greatest being the removal of a liquid latex stain on my favourite semi-ecchi-kinky anime t-shirt…
It took a few months and application of oil (sacred canola bought at the local store)
anyway I miraculously got rid of the stain leaving the garment perfect.. a true miricle!
So found any candidates for sainthood yourself?
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.78
Very impressive. I've canonized myself the patron saint of Shit after taking control of /eris/ and trying to get some cabbages to grow.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.83
I made Old Man Henderson the patron saint of pen and paper RPGs, and Ferris Bueler the patron saint of skipping school.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.86
>>83And I just canonized Hotwheels as the patron saint of cripples.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.92
I made Vermin Supreme the patron saint of ponies. It was pretty obvious, but it needed to be done.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.99
I'm the patron saint of guilty masturbation
remember, nofap is the future
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.414
I just canonized Howard stern as the patron saint of trolling
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.427
Hakim Bey is the saint of pederasty and intellectuals
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.815
>>92
Double whammy!
I canonized Dr. Dala as patron saint of robosexuality and teddy bears
and then I canonized Peacock as the patron saint of skulls and girls
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.839
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.907
I've recently been ordained as the saint of intoxication, my first actions were getting drunk at a gathering and duping people into being unknowingly converted. I also ordained a priest, as the saint of intoxication I bless Eris' most oblivious followers: the severely intoxicated
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.909
>>907
You sound like my kind of saint. What's your name? I can't just think of you as saint anon.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.923
>>909
I go by the mononym saint chi, however my real name is Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1053
Diogenes of Sinope is a Saint in my book. Saint of Not Giving A Single Fuck.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1056
I am Saint Prime of Ossenburg, patron saint of beer before grass but NOT going on your arse and instead getting to another level. You might pray to me by having a Barroca the morning after
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1063
P.T. Barnum, patron saint of bullshit, the snow job, and fleecing rubes.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1065
Baron Munchausen, patron saint of lunar excursions both astronautical and metaphysical.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1066
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Neil Cicierega, Saint of remixes, mashups, and parodies. Originator of Potter Puppet Pals, and used the pseudonym Lemon Demon when he wrote Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. No ordinary man could possibly be this dank.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1069
>>1066
Bonus, the beeps at about 2:30 are actually Morse code that spells SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1083
Frank Zappa, Patron Saint of Free Speech and Telling It Like It Is.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1091
Orson Welles, Saint of Auteurs, Actors, Theater and Film.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1098
Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, Marqués de Dalí de Pubol, Saint of SURREALISMO.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1114
Chuck Tingle as the patron saint of free love.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1129
TECHNOVIKING, Saint of The Absolute Sickest of Moves, and Being The Apex and Fulcrum of All You Survey.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1130
I pray daily to Isaiah Mustafa, patron saint of freshness, and Terry Crews, patron saint of explosions
With their help, I managed to talk to that cute grill
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1163
Werner Karl Heisenberg, Saint of Mysteries Whose Resolution Is That They Are Unresolvable and You Can't Get There From Here
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1462
Two-for-one beatifications, tomorrow only.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1487
I have extensive anecdotal evidence that my friend Greg's blood can heal broken electronic equipment, and I therefore canonize him Saint Greg the Mechanico-sanguinite. Please pray to him when your computer is on the fritz.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1496
>>86
I hope he's alright these days.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1500
My wife is the patron saint of 'why can't you read my mind?'
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1508
Maxwell Atoms, Patron Saint of Animation and Imagination.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.1534
i canonise myself Saint Chronos Jr. as due to the timezone system i am almost a day in the future.
spoiler: Friday will be nice and calm outside.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.