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God is a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream

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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

 No.1476

I think my DHS/CIA sis (sociopath) and sociopath father sold me to #mkultra. I got harassed and stalked into going to Duke Emergency room where I got drugged and I believe implanted with Neuralink and an #orgasmatron nope it doesn't do that but it is painful, distressing, and prevents me from sleeping. Now Duke Energy blasts my house with #emf radiation. In the Duke psych ward, CIA patients tried to convince me to weigh 160lbs (aka lose 5 pounds as of then, Ive gained 8 more from stress since then), dye my hair blonde and basically tried to brainwash me to hate Trump. I think they were trying to get me to seduce Trump to "like save the country from Trump". Now Im tortured in my brain and down below 24/7. It's worse indoors but follows me where ever I go. Will Trump help me get the implants out if that's what Duke did to me??

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 No.1479

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>>1476

Have you tried ending your subscription to this "DHS/CIA" service and asking for a refund?

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 No.1480

You should drink more apple juice and say your "Hail Eris!" prayers 5 times a day facing towards the antipode of Bavaria. That will clear up your problem.

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 No.1535

>>1476

You are a god. Why are you giving in to pain? Resist even if it kills you, then embrace your new form. Regardless the fate, bending your natural good chaos to their artificial evil order will lead to your ruin. Meditate when you may. Live has you seek. Follow your nature. You will be treated in the next life how you treat others now. Never let them destroy the love in your heart. May you live long and find the truth after deep meditation and subsequent sleep - you then will for a time leave your clay vessel if done well, then let your nature guide you. When you find peace in your chaos, then you'll know. A important wisdom is you feel pain, but your suffering from that pain is caused by bending to and heeding that pain your vessel feels, instead of following your nature and acting independent of the order that causes your pain. Pay no obedience to your pain - those who cause it and your vessel that feels it will one day pass into sand has a wave passes back into the ocean.

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 No.1537

>>1480

Seconding the apple juice, or regular organic apples.

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