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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

File: 1466196097198-0.jpg (60.83 KB,667x667,1:1,Iggy1.jpg)

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 No.1015

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IGGY AZALEA OF DEAD BOARDS

She's so fancy, with her perfect Aussie accent while speaking, and her perfect Black American accent while singing. She has the big booty of a black girl, but the beautiful pure skin of a white girl. She is the yin yang, who is truly black and white in perfect unity.

By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:

>This board now belongs to Iggy Azalea and merely exists to discuss her and her alone

>Forget who you worshiped before, you worship Iggy now, she will be your sole Erisdess for infinity. If you have doubts, listen to her song Erisdess and understand

>You must praise her in all things. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Iggy Azalea now

Thank you, and may Iggy bless us all.

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 No.1016

>implying iggy's true form isn't discordia

>implying you haven't been rused by our goddess

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 No.1563

Iggy Azalea is so perfect

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 No.1564

File: bf3276ead16ded0⋯.jpg (764.79 KB,2664x4000,333:500,rp7fsw73na311.jpg)

Well, that's a stupid idea, but at least it's Azalea and not Pop…

I mean, how tf am I supposed to fap to pic related?

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 No.1571

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

I hereby propose the canonization of the aforementioned Iggy Azalea as the patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification.

A dice roll of 2 will confirm canonization, a roll of 1 will delay canonization until this topic is revived. A roll of 0 or less (imaginary, non-complex values included) will reject canonization permanently.

I immediately canonize her supporting crew collectively as the saints of dermatologically-induced revoltion and commercialized human degradation.

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 No.1572

>>1571

The canonization of the Iggy Azalea as patron saint of radio drivel and imageboard misclassification has officially been postponed until she is mentioned again, excluding replies to this canonization proposal.

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