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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

 No.1429 [Open thread]

WE ARE DESPERATE FOR A LEADER WHOSE PRIDE WON'T CAUSE OUR DEMISE. Any mediocre Christian knows not repenting has dire consequences. Do you have ears to hear? Abject lawlessness tolerated as our judgement has begun. USA splits when you split Israel, later. NO MAGA WITHOUT REPENTANCE. The bible clearly describes USA 6 chapters. A true leader would protect patriots by National Repentance Day, but your pride will be the cause of Revelation 18 now rather than later. Read it, its precisely detailed about these USA. This causes us to wonder whose side are you on? SERIOUSLY! You said u dont believe in repenting. This is fatal! We need to elect a leader who will. Our crossroads=Babylon Revelation 18, or Niniveh which was saved. Do you even know your bible?

We the people want to be spared. 5g, shootings, fires, volcanoes, GMO poison, poisoned water, massive storms; big quakes and tsunamis come next, electric meter cancer, vaccines, stolen democrat seats occupied while nothing is ever done? We dont even have free speech! Judgement has begun but pride in these delay taQtics will cause our demise. None can dispute Rev 18 is USA. Sanctuary cities, soros free to continue destroying our nation while nothing is ever ever done. NEVER! Your term=abject lawlessness. Only empty plans, no action while patriots continue to die under future promises that delay, allowing enemy to plan and strengthen. Yes, delaying causes the enemy to gain allies, strengthen and plan! How dangerous, unless your calling is to bring us down. March will come and you still wont have acted, no tarmac vid, no fisa, no arrests as enemy slaughters us at will. The bible clearly indicates we fail at these crossrads, but people stopped praying, thinking these delay taQtics will save them. You've completely underestimated your enemies to the point 100% accurate modern day nostradamus-types (the ones who saw them yell impeach Trump before you considered running). They can narrow down we get nuked 2020 or 2021 by russia from subs MEX, and cuba, invaded by most nations south of us. Russians even have a 100yr old map of what we look like after we fall and split. Revelation clearly says visions and dreams are given to believers, which MANY are getting. Your/our pride means not even a mill wheel will turn in America as the world weeps in shock to our anhialation, no more trade or drunkeness from our cup of abominations. Do we follow Niniveh or Babylon? Will youPost too long. Click here to view the full text.(The one thread was fine. The second? You disappoint me.)

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 No.1430

What kind of garbage openly mocks God at the top of this posting page by eris discordia? Whats the matter with people, have they lost their minds?

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 No.1433

Any god that can't handle a little bit of mockery isn't worth much.

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 No.1454

File: 819771c053de46a⋯.jpg (155.55 KB,960x716,240:179,mpv-shot0001.jpg)

>>1430

And yet you openly mock Eris Discordia? I hope you have insurance!

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 No.87 [Open thread]

Let's have a thread about dumb shit turning smart (or vice versa!)

I'm particularly fond of the idea that planets and life itself are all just bits of starstuff that happened to react in such a way as to happen to be able to turn into self-sustaining and self-replicating stuff, so the concept of genetic algorithms is absolutely fascinating to me.

What fascinates you?

1/3
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 No.1386

Laws of thermodynamics

Rule 1: You can't win

Rule 2: You can't break even

Rule 3: You can't leave the table

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 No.1390

File: 97ad7d749281021⋯.jpg (87.75 KB,1030x800,103:80,PROJECT MA.jpg)

>>1386

>Rule 3: You can't leave the table

Watch me.

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 No.1394

File: 5201a2a4d6b80fc⋯.jpg (33.79 KB,640x480,4:3,dontforget.jpg)

>>1390

Well you certainly can try, but you'll be back.

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 No.1396

>>1386

Can I break the table?

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 No.1414

>>1396

He said the only thing you can't break is even, so go ahead!

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File: 47ea1f69554e763⋯.mp4 (4.17 MB,680x510,4:3,Sir Reginald Brownpill dro….mp4)

File: dc085e426579ede⋯.png (58.47 KB,275x206,275:206,Sir Reginald Brownpill.png)

 No.1404 [Open thread]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

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 No.1407

Ah, how nostalgic.

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 No.804 [Open thread]

This place really should be more active.

(Locking this one so we only have one thread with the toon lewds.)

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 No.1071

>>1059

Too lewd but highly arousing

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 No.1145

File: e9bdefb9534c0bb⋯.png (457.72 KB,2152x2003,2152:2003,image.png)

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>>804

What kind o' action ya lookin' for?

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 No.1389

Res-erecting this thread from 404 limbo.

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 No.1395

>>1389

You are the hero we need and deserve

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 No.1397

>>1145

>last image

May as well make an HD .webm of it. If this thread gets merged I'll place it in the destination.

Thank you based mod.

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 No.1382 [Open thread]

"If you act like a dumbshit,they'll treat you as an equal"

You'll pay to know what you really think "

"If I cant whup it, I'll go down"

"Pull the wool over your OWN eyes"

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 No.608 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Good workers

Theres nothing wrong with being apolitical

Apathy is not a choice!

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 No.1345

File: 9d91d71778bf9ba⋯.png (362.48 KB,530x570,53:57,porkpie.png)

Good workers, one must never ask oneself- "Should I tie a pie tin to my face?" Instead, seek only the best string, the sturdiest knots, the most unshakeable grommets, the sharpest drills. In this way will you cease being that fool who chases wealth and fortune like a child hunting sparrows, and become as the gentle oak, to whom the sparrows flock though he be still.

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 No.1347

File: f881fbfbf64d4a2⋯.png (129.03 KB,647x533,647:533,leftypol failing.png)

>>608

>>626

>posting porky

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 No.1353

File: 408778b0506ec22⋯.png (258.01 KB,647x533,647:533,hobo.png)

>>1347

Well, as one judge said to the other- "Stay woke, and if you can't stay woke, be based."

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 No.1364

>>630

I have read that book. It is a good book.

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 No.1370

>>608

I forgot how faggy this meme was. I don't even necessarily disagree with the meaning behind it but the execution is awful. Perfect example of gazing too long into the abyss.

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File: ba8684ef850ed34⋯.jpg (38.44 KB,478x396,239:198,zoequinn.JPG)

 No.1334 [Open thread]

>hail eris lol

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 No.1405

Test

faggot

normie

ginger

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File: f25e069a8319c52⋯.jpg (501.87 KB,449x721,449:721,2d master race.jpg)

 No.1298 [Open thread]

>(R9K script is on, so be creative.)

No.

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 No.1302

I don't know, that's pretty artistic. I mean, if a roastie menstruating onto a canvas in public is art, then that must be as well, right?

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 No.1316

File: a123f7c8df9eaa9⋯.gif (1.11 MB,593x535,593:535,jasonspin.gif)

>>1302

This is more impressive since it takes some sacrifice. A dyke's vag will bleed; a man has no need to flatten his member.

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 No.1295 [Open thread]

CONGRATS /eris/, hope you rise to the top!

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 No.1303

Give it a good rub and we'll see how high it gets.

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File: 0d87c30f0361483⋯.jpg (314.51 KB,581x1032,581:1032,breasted.jpg)

 No.1264 [Open thread]

Why? Why not? Soy is a substance that brings order through chaos.

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 No.1265

"Bringing order" and "bringing chaos" are both delusions. The Eristic Illusion is that of chaos. The Aneristic Illusion is that of order. Chaos and Order don't really exist, they are simply sets of things that you arbitrarily choose to see within Void.

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 No.1266

The only soy I consume is soy-sauce which is fermented so it's not actually producing the same effect.

So the answer to your question is: Maybe, sometimes.

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 No.1267

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SOOOOOY, un perdedor!

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 No.1277

>>1267

Scientology is so not Eristic. (Beck is a second-gen Scientologist.)

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 No.1278

>>1277

Though they be Aneristic, they still work for Her. As is written, Imposition Of Order = Escalation Of Disorder.

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File: 1dab6f9c7168920⋯.jpg (40.23 KB,391x225,391:225,Jesus vs Satan.jpg)

 No.1246 [Open thread]

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File: 1c8fb4d125f2f7d⋯.jpg (187.08 KB,905x717,905:717,virus 23.jpg)

 No.1225 [Open thread]

24faces

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 No.1226

File: 7dfcd39ff27269b⋯.jpg (32.17 KB,600x486,100:81,neat.jpg)

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 No.1227

File: 3ea4790a4455d21⋯.png (1.2 KB,174x174,1:1,fd9ffcd90e61f7ca7aa4fc1aea….png)

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 No.1229

mod me dys!!!

USER WAS MAUDED FOR THIS POST

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 No.1230

you're a monster dys =[

a monster!

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 No.1243

I only read the first five words and then the last nineteen.

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File: f00cfae16c9a5e8⋯.png (277.71 KB,997x516,997:516,cd803bfab57c30bc3450b35939….png)

 No.1228 [Open thread]

Have you ever felt like you were being followed while posting across 8ch?

>pic related

>>>/kennedi/

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File: e9401de793a066f⋯.jpg (228.65 KB,900x647,900:647,1471806936862-4.jpg)

 No.1141 [Open thread]

I postulate that God is a redhead with small perky tits and an ass that tastes like raspberry sorbet. She has revealed herself to me.

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 No.1144

>>1141

Nice postulate.

Now DO something about it!

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 No.1149

File: 8c4a1cdb4e9a01a⋯.jpg (13.04 KB,640x480,4:3,8c4[1].jpg)

You know what must be done, OP.

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 No.1171

>>1141

Eris is anything you want her to be

Now go >>1149 you nerd.

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 No.1224

Now that's a god I can get behind.

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File: ee93766760c854e⋯.jpeg (28.23 KB,225x289,225:289,image.jpeg)

 No.1152 [Open thread]

Got banned immediately for posting a thread in /leftypol/ that included an image of Eris.

Comment?

Evidently, Operation MindFuck may have a few hiccups or two…

>pic related

Folks just don't understand!

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 No.1165

File: 17c693ee8e6de70⋯.png (468.44 KB,640x960,2:3,image.png)

File: 711e942e57cc869⋯.png (398.6 KB,640x960,2:3,image.png)

Kek!

Me too!

Banned.

Probably for the best.

It could be worse.

We could actually be reaching folks who actually matter!

>unlikely

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 No.1176

I've said it before and I'll say it again, /leftypol/ are greyfaced.

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 No.1179

>>1176

Politics in general tends to make one a little grey in the face. That's what comes of taking the bells and whistles in the Region of Thud too seriously.

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 No.1185

Was my post deleted or did I forget to actually write it? None of you were deleted you just made it up because you are buttmad that they have figured out that capitalism sucks.

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 No.1193

>>1185

You have to go back…

>nice chaotic rambling style to your post though.

Eris would be pleased!

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