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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.718 [Open thread]

What do you think?

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 No.721

I think you'd get more interesting responses in >>>/monster/.

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 No.725

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>>721

Catgirls are not monsters.

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 No.726

>>725

Maybe not, but you are.

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 No.680 [Open thread]

Announcing the inaugural /ebola/ movie night!

Theme: Infectious disease, of course.

When

Next Saturday, 2015/07/18, starting at 3 PM PDT (6 PM EDT, 2200 UTC).

Where

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

Movie Schedule

• Ebola Syndrome (1996, Subtitled)

• Outbreak (1995)

Intermission (30 minutes)

• The Andromeda Strain (2008)

This runs three hours, so is taking the place of two normal feature films.

Official thread >>>/ebola/26419

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 No.706

43 hours and 16 minutes to go.

The music and countdown, and presumably the chat, will start one hour prior to the first film.

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 No.710

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>>706

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated

Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated

No, you haven't misread the time. The first movie won't start until 2200 UTC, but the stream will start in a bit less than 24 hours.

Is it just me or is 8chan being a bit fucky today?

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 No.714

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I've started a bit of a filler stream if you want to tune in. Don't worry if you're busy right now, the content being streamed now will be sent again starting at 2100 UTC (one hour before the movie).

In the meantime, I have some Milkdrop visualizations.

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 No.715

>>714

23 minutes to go. We're now running music from the game project, which we're calling "VIRUS Everyday Life" for convenience.

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 No.717

The first two movies (Ebola Syndrome and Outbreak) will replay after we finish I Am Legend at 2:15 am Pacific (0915 UTC). The Andromeda Strain was Mystery Science Theater 3K worthy and will not be replayed.

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 No.548 [Open thread]

We need to push Eris onto everyone, everything, everywhere.

Therefore, I suggest we blast >>>/BMW/ with Erisan memes.

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 No.674

>>656

Let's put it this way. Do you want "huh huh muh brown pill" like the spam below? Because that's what you're going to get dragging unwashed greyfaces in here. If instead you merely point out that we exist and may be the solution for some problem they're having (such as contemplating the meaning of life), and they choose to check it out, maybe we'll actually get someone worth bringing up to speed.

At least that's the plan. So many cabbages these days…

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 No.688

>>548

You can lead a cabbage to knowledge, but you can't make him think. We're better off leaving trails of bread crumbs and letting those who are ready to learn come to us.

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 No.698

What are we even supposed to talk about on a board like this? Things we already know?

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 No.703

>>698

Isn't that what we do on every board?

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 No.712

>>698

Someone started a thread for OM a while back. If you go through the catalog, you should be able to find it.

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 No.699 [Open thread]

http://thecultofnick.libsyn.com/112-a-chat-with-adam-gorightly-writer-of-discordia-historia

Are there any other cult members on this board? There's gotta be at least one.

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 No.702

>cults

>erisian

>topkek.bmp

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 No.704

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>>702

Cults are fine, just don't stay in one for longer than you'd wear a pair of underwear.

However, you clearly didn't click the link if you think its a cult and not a podcast about discordianism and related ideas.

>the cult of nick

>the con

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 No.651 [Open thread]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdghsh

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 No.693

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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 No.413 [Open thread]

/Monster/ Movie Night

Hello friends, you've been invited to a /monster/ movie night taking place this sunday night, starting at around 6 pm EST

Stream : http://connectcast.tv/StyxxnStones

Movie Schedule:

Corpse Bride: 6 pm EST
Beowulf: ~ 8 pm EST
Splice : ~ 10 pm EST

Hope to see you there!
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 No.528

We're doing /monster/ movie night again. I hope you like B movies.

/monster/ Movie Night PART III

Shitty B movie Edition

>WHEN

Saturday 5/9/ 15 6 PM EST

>WHERE

http://connectcast.tv/StyxxnStones

>WHAT MOVIES

>STARTING AT 6PM EST

1.)Trollhunters

2.)Tremors

30-minute break

3.)Attack the Block

4.)Re-Animator

>>>/monster/25550

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 No.529

BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 No.662

I thought I'd pass along the latest invitation, which doesn't seem to have been posted here. Let's crash their party. I hope they have enough hot dogs, and it's not like we need buns.

official thread >>>/monster/44042

SATURDAY, 6/13

6 pm EST

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 No.663

WHEN

This Saturday, 6/13

starting at 6 PM EST

WHERE

>http://connectcast.tv/StyxxnStones

MOVIE SCHEDULE

Riki-Oh

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

30 minute break/ halftime show

Kung-pow: Enter the Fist

The Sorceror and the White Snake

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 No.678

another movie night

Theme: Sci-Fi

When

This Saturday, 7/11/15, starting at 7 pm EST

Where

http://connectcast.tv/AmmitsDisciple

Movie Schedule

Pacific Rim

Blade Runner

30-minute break

Starship Troopers

Space Balls

official thread >>>/monster/59507

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 No.664 [Open thread]

A fascinating TED talk which discusses how our sensations are not of reality itself, but only of the most necessary and important symbols and events that occur in reality. A ton of similarities to the theory of The Black Iron Prison.

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 No.407 [Open thread]

What y'all think of the Situationist International?
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 No.543

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SITUATIONISTS, FOLLOW YOUR LEADER

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 No.545

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>>543

Promote a more beautiful world? I will.

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 No.590

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>>543

I'm out of wine.

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 No.625

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 No.627

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 No.505 [Open thread]

Y'all motherfuckers need the dark side.

>>>/sith/

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 No.522

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Dark and light unite in Chaos

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 No.526

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There is a balance to be maintained between good and evil

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 No.430 [Open thread]

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 No.471

>>456
Where did you learn that, on wikipedia?

Never go full vegetable.
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 No.478

>>456
>All it preaches is that basically violence is a thing, and it's best to be ready to handle it better than whoever's waging it against you
And that guns are fun. Can't leave that bit out.
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 No.481

>>456
Good point. Our lady is of discord, not just the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Her brother is war, and war is necessary.
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 No.523

>discordianism

>church of the subgenius

>pastafarianism

>baneposting

>murder/k/ube

>ebolites

>/monster/ starting to get serious in their worship of Ammit-chan

Why can't I, hold all these weird religions?

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 No.524

>>523

>>523

>>523

>>523

>>523

Post 523: Weird Religion GET

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 No.310 [Open thread]

Can we havesome selectable flags on this board? I would make a few myself, but I don't have access to any way of editing pictures.
>holy chao
>golden apple
>pentagon
>fnord
>emperor norton
>23 skidoo
>wheel of chaos
>five fingered hand of eris
>probably hundreds of other options, but these are the only ones I can think of right now

>gif unrelated
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 No.416

>>408
We also need to choose how we're going to abreviate the date. "Pungenday Discord 20th, YOLD 3181" is a bit of a mouthful.
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 No.420

So does anyone here know how to code, or are we going to be stuck using the gregorian calender?
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 No.426

>>420
Blaze it fgt.

Also, yeah, can't code here
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 No.489

i have an idea for shorthand regarding dates

i used something like it in a journal i kept in high school

SEASONS:

1 Chao

2 Disc

3 Conf

4 Burr

5 Aft

DAYS:

Sweet

Boom

Pung

Prick

Sor

(Tib is a faggot)

so today would be Disc 42, 3181

or 2/42/3181

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 No.495

>>489

That works.

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 No.385 [Open thread]

What the fuck is this,some kind of modern sibil worship??
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 No.386

Sibil isn't half as sexy, nor as much FUN
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 No.388

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Looking at some of these threads it's obvious this religion makes no sense.
But then again,what fun is there in making sense?
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 No.391

Don't try this at home, kids.
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 No.423

Unmitigated, friendly, easy-to-use. In a word, -
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 No.494

>>423

ᶠⁿᵒʳᵈ

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 No.299 [Open thread]

>tfw 5 active users
Besides the obvious implications of that number, I'm pretty sure this is a new record for the board.
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 No.442

>>417
And BIP
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 No.443

>>442
BIP?
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 No.444

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 No.483

>>444
dem TRIPS
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 No.484

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 No.458 [Open thread]

This is an official invitation from the United Boards for Freedom (>>>/ubf/) to join our loose federation of freedom.

>What is the UBF?

The UBF is a loose confederation of boards centred around the concept of freedom from moderation.

>What is the purpose of the UBF?

The purpose of the UBF is two-fold. 1. To encourage posting on a UBF member board instead of their larger, no-fun-allowed counterpart for example posting on /vvv/ or /am/ instead of /v/ or /a/, and 2. to encourage the posting of related content between boards to encourage user interaction, increasing the number of UIDs and posts per hour on boards posting a 2nd Amendment thread on both /liberty/ and on /k/

Well, /eris/, what do you think?
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 No.468

>>467
I am the owner of /ubf/. The only boards I posted in were /k/ and /loomis/, all other posts were done by other people
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 No.469

>>468
>/ubf/

damn my reading comprehension is shot being a drunk and all.

sorry bro, /liberty/ has been posting a shit ton too recently, and as soon as I saw "lol freedumbs board" I reaction-posted since they've been flooding every board from here to high water, so to speak.

my apologies.
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 No.470

>>469
Damn, you are one angry, sexually frustrated little man.

Do you take everything this seriously?
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 No.479

>>470
Freedom means he has the right to say all of what he did.
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 No.480

>>479
No one said he doesn't. It's just that they also have the right to call him a dumbass.
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 No.457 [Open thread]

ITT: Discuss the Law of Fives and how it is part of your life. Or don't. I don't make the rules.

8chan
Number 8
E I G H T
Five letters
HAIL ERIS
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 No.460

>>457
>8=2^3
>2+3=5
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 No.474

>>460
cabbage has 8 letters
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 No.475

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>>474
letters has 8 letters.
so does confused.
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 No.477

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Letters has seven letters.
Seven has 5 letters.
RULE OF FIVES
HAIL ERIS
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