No.430
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No.431
Hahaha,witchcraft…
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No.432
>>430My favorite thing about this article has to be the links are 404s,kek.
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No.434
Those christians are still going to hell for not being paranoid enough.
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No.436
Sweet, Im a witch AND a Pope. Gotta love divine contradiction.
Gotta love Greyfaces. Greyfaces gonna grey
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No.440
why is it that Christians can't write a good hereseology anymore?
I mean really, back in the day, people like st.iranaeus wrote extremely accurate and detailed books that laid out the tenants of their enemies' beliefs and then exposed why they contradict christian doctrine.
wtf Christians? why do you suck so hard at hereseology nowadays?
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No.441
>>440Cuz they're the moldering corpse of a religion.
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No.447
I would like to propose something that is not a new idea, nor is it my idea. It is the idea that some other religions are in fact just re-skinned Discordianism.
This would include some branches (but not all) of the Church of the Subgenius, most or possibly all of the Pastafarians, and a good chunk of Ebolites. Sure some take it waaaaay too seriously, but this is true of most any group (once again excepting the Pastafarians, I have yet to meet one who doesn't have tongue planted firmly in cheek at all times).
Should we be reaching out to those who adopt unconventional positions as a means of protest, even if they never say "Hail Eris!" or even know Her name? I have been doing so for some time, but I wanted to know if this is unique to my Επισκοπος, or whether it is an approach worthy of further consideration.
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No.450
>>447Being as none of those are Greyface religions, of course they're part of the Congree of Weird Religions, which are all headed (titted? Assed?) by Our Lady Of The Apple. We need to get more of them around and in here. I've been pretty consistently shilling for /eris/ on /b/, trying to grab all those melancholy Thinkers and show them the fun and love that lies between the breasts of our goddess
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No.451
>>440No such thing as an intelligent Christian anymore.
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No.452
>>450Would /k/'s worship of the murder/k/ube also count as a non greyfaced religion?
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No.453
>>452It's absurd enough to work….
But I'm not sure murder is really our goddess's purview
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No.454
>>453The total lack of taking themselves seriously fits in with other wierd religions.
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No.455
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No.456
>>453>not our goddess's purview>our goddess>eris>sister of ares>you know, the bitch who started the trojan war for the lulz>who's famous for riding on the back of ares' chariot laughing at all of the blood and corpses of battle>even the "nice" eris of old myth is basically the goddess of "potters hating potters"; that is, the goddess of competitive struggles. Murder is one of the ultimate results of discord between two parties…
However, if you read into what the /k/ube is all about, "he's" much more complex than "murder god", just like Eris is much more than "chaos goddess".
Basically, the /k/ube is an extended metaphor concerning the fight for survival of evolving life forms.
>"war is the way of man"every human alive is the end result of millions of years of natural stuggle, and of the struggle in competing for resources, both against other men, and against our non-human competitors.
>ave nex aleathis is where you can see eris the most, though. It's extremely bad latin, often taken as "hail murder cube", but in fact is agrammatical and literally "hail death game-of-chance".
it's saluting the sacred chao - the endless process of things ordering and reordering, living dying, becoming great and falling to dust.
It is different in imagery than discordianism (especially 1950s and 60s discordianism), in that it is far more raw and physical. That is, where someone like Robert Anton Wilson or Tim Leary would tell you to "think for yourself", the /k/ube is all about "defend yourself". One is a religion targeting pseudo-intellectuals, the other, pseudo-combatants.
As for being "greyfaced" (that is, proclaiming that there is one true way that comes with a set of laws ala abrahamism), though, no: far from it. All it preaches is that basically violence is a thing, and it's best to be ready to handle it better than whoever's waging it against you.
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No.463
Baneposting is pretty much a religion at this point. If we're making a list of weird religions, they should be included.
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No.471
>>456Where did you learn that, on wikipedia?
Never go full vegetable.
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No.478
>>456>All it preaches is that basically violence is a thing, and it's best to be ready to handle it better than whoever's waging it against youAnd that guns are fun. Can't leave that bit out.
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No.481
>>456Good point. Our lady is of discord, not just the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Her brother is war, and war is necessary.
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No.523
>discordianism
>church of the subgenius
>pastafarianism
>baneposting
>murder/k/ube
>ebolites
>/monster/ starting to get serious in their worship of Ammit-chan
Why can't I, hold all these weird religions?
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No.524
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Post 523: Weird Religion GET
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