No.1503
I'd like to point out that I established the Church of Chaos in at least 2010, and named my dog Eris.
It is not ok that discordianism STOLE MY IDEA
BEFORE
I even had it!
At least they got it rightish, i guess.
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No.1504
Is your dog still alive? Post pictures of your dog.
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No.1513
You are a Pope, you can just excommunicate everyone. They might even thank you for it. I like to excommunicate myself before breakfast every morning, just to start the day off right,
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No.1515
>>1513
I hope you excommunicated your breakfast too
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No.1516
>>1513
A pope?
Awesome. High priestess was getting way too mystical. Thanks, St. Cabbage
Have a pupper (and boyfriend). Eris is on the left.
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No.1520
>>1516
Yep, Genuine and Authorized.
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No.1523
>>1520
I threw in the towel. Being a pope was really hard work. All the threads went 404. I've gone back to being a teacher. Only got one pupil. Want to help?
I call him 'god' and he's looking for more supervisors for his PhD.
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No.1527
I had a great answer to one of the posts here when I left home but I completely forgot it and the post it should have been a response to, except that I did have it at some point.
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No.1528
>>1516
Alright, you know what? These dogs are adorable.
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No.1662
Can you post a picture of it? I will keep an eye open.
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No.1697
>>1516
Post more pictures of your doggos so I can canonize them.
Do it or i'll Tex-Mexcommunicate you!
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No.1741
>>1697
Have a Makhai, although no under threat or duress. You do know Eris is my bitch, right ;)
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No.1745
>>1741
Ave Saint Makhai! 4th Saint of Doggos! May he always be a hecking good boy.
>don't you know Eris is my bitch? ;)
Yes she is, a lovely one at that.
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No.1753
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No.1790
>>1503
Are you me? In 2010-ish, I had an idea for a church with one central tenant:
>God has a sense of humor
And it would have served as an auxiliary faith to your main one.
The Goddess prevails, I guess.
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No.1791
>>1790
>Are you me?
Goodness me, I hope so! I think there are 8 of us in all, that was what was needed to create the planetary time machine, anyway.
I've never really joked with God, so whoever you/me may be, you are now in charge of that part of the training. I wonder how bad god jokes are?
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No.1797
>>1790
Really, it's not surprising that this idea keeps popping up. I mean, all one has to do is look around at the universe we live in to note the self-evident fact that, if there is some sort of Deity in charge of it, They are not taking it seriously. And thence to ask why we should take it more seriously that They do.
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No.1798
>>1797
>more seriously THAN They do.
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No.1800
>>1791
>I wonder how bad god jokes are?
You'd never believe it.
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No.1803
>>1800
CARLOS!
dubs confirm god-GET
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No.1813
>>1797
>why we should take it more seriously than They do.
I'm of the opinion that God has Aspergers, tbh. They take it really seriously, but its a bit hard because mankind make no sense at all.
>>1800
boom
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No.1819
>>1813
I don't think a Creator with Asperger's could allow itself to make such a sloppy universe.
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No.1821
>>1819
>I don't think
Words are powerful things, anon.
The universe isn't sloppy, it is sublimely chaotic.
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No.1823
>>1821
However you describe it, it doesn't fit the symptoms of Asperger's, does it?
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No.1830
>>1823
I am concluding that you have never actually hung out with god. I recommend it.
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No.1833
>>1830
And I'm concluding you don't know what Asperger's is. Someone with Aspergers loves routine and order, and deviations make them uncomfortable. if someone with Aspergers made a world, it would look like this.
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No.1834
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>>1833
>deviations
From what standard? If you were a dust mite bouncing around in this pile of sand, you would claim the same thing
>There is no order to this world!
Order is a dualistic principle tied to disorder. Without both, neither can exist. If you speak of creation, of a God, he would look to the duality as a single concept of systemically perfect balance.
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No.1837
>>1834
>Without both, neither can exist.
And that's the point. There is order, and there is disorder. If god were a diagnosable spergie, there would only be order.
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No.1840
>>1837
>there would only be order
but that is disorderly in that it is imbalanced. Stop talking of heads or tails when we're talking about the whole coin.
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No.1843
>>1840
In this universe it would be imbalanced, yes. We're talking about a being who creates the rules of everything, the one who mints the coin. If the Creator Of Everything had Asperger's (or High Functioning Autism, seeing as Asperger's has been removed from the DSM), the coin would be order on both sides.
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No.1844
>>1833
I have aspergers.
I paint and create chaos.
But thank for your input.
Might want to work a bit on that grid.
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No.1845
>>1844
Not anymore you don't. It's been removed from the DSM, now you have HFA. As for painting, any image you create (unless you're literally just flinging paint at a canvas and then you're stealing someone else's very old schtick) is a manifestation of order. The act of choosing to apply paint in one place and not another is pulling meaning out of the meaningless. Eventually entropy will have its way, the canvas will weaken and the paint will flake and the objects you create will return to actual disorder once again. The dust in the wind is disorder, the song about the dust in the wind is beautiful, but it is orderly.
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No.1850
>>1845
Wow. You are incredibly judgemental and bound into your aneris grid.
Do you understand chaos - the magical kind, the mathematical kind? The sea from which order arises, and can be returned if not found pleasing?
Your reality, your determined view of it, it passing. A temporary moment of order in an underlying chaos. It will ALWAYS fall short of describing the universe.
Do you even discordian?
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No.1851
>>1850
>someone's disagreed with me, they must be anerist!
Do you understand chaos? Do you understand that when you paint something beautiful, you're not creating chaos, you're creating a mirror and holding it up to the chaos that's already there?
Let me present to you this question. You don't need to tell me the answer, because only you can ultimately know how truthful it is. Let's say you're creating the universe. You're making all the rules, you decide what's included and what's not. Would you decide to weave into the fabric of the universe that everything and everyone in it must die, be extinguished, ground to dust, and become nothing? Prior to the universe existing, would you have been inspired to invent death? To preemptively commit genocide against your creation?
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No.1852
>>1851
you know nothing of my processes, yet you feel empowered to tell me what they are and how it is.
You show no doubt, no flexibility. No recognition of your own beautiful ignorance. You are blinded by your grid.
>Let's say you're creating the universe. You're making all the rules
I'm Autistic, remember. My 'rules' are a thing of paradoxical amusement, that make me laugh. And quite frankly? as soon as I saw insects like you strutting about, i'd be fucking with you for the lols
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No.1853
>>1843
>Order
You still haven't grasped the concept of an axiom. When I add a / to things you have to understand I'm not talking about two things, I'm talking about the concept for which they're backed.
I have one Heads/Tails. When I flip my Heads/Tails, there is a probability of either of it's inherent properties being expressed, being heads or tails. That said, my axiom, my Heads/Tails has two properties, heads and tails. So let's talk about other types of axioms other then our single Heads/Tails, I don't talk about properties much because properties are stupid, subjective and biased. I like to talk about singular entities that encompass ideas, much like how our one Heads/Tails has various probabilistic outcomes when repetitively tossed, but outcomes don't matter, they are subjective.
Luck/Badluck is our next singular entity who's properties can be expressed just like a single Heads/Tails. Order/Disorder is also a single axiom who's properties are irrelevant.
Clearly I'm speaking of dualities and thus negation. Luck/Badluck is, of course, 1/-1 and they cancel out to 0. Perfect. As people express premises to note their opinions on matters, this is "Order." This is perfect, aspbergian, OCD order.
And yet you suggest that Order/Order as an abstract is better in relation to the perspective of a god. You suggest that 1/1 in perpetuity isn't everything that a God with aspergers would despise, a spiral of entropy in the sense of boundless chaos.
Eris is fucking SWEET btw I really cannot stress that enough.
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No.1854
>>1853
You have constructed a strawman to argue, confirming my assessment of your blindness.
But, just to demonstrate to you, since your words are a wall of thickness akin to the thighs of some african goddess.
Observe the breakdown of your probabilistic perfectly ordered dualities.
It won't be pleasant, since you've pissed me off with your constant attempts to define my Autistic reality with your inane and grindingly dull projections. Perfect Order, for fuck' sake, you are a dick.
May Eris open your eyes and fill them with the sand of understanding.
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No.1855
>>1853
There can only be a spiral of entropy if god invents entropy for it to spiral into.
>>1852
>>1854
You're not the only autist here, dear. It doesn't make you special or give you some magical window into the universe. Consider, perhaps, the possibility that Eris has crossed our paths for a reason. Because that beautiful balance is only part of the equation. There is beauty and horror in equal measure. It isn't true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.
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No.1858
>>1855
You don't get to define me, retard. enjoy your education.
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No.1860
>>1854
See
>There can only be a spiral of entropy if god invents entropy for it to spiral into.
Seeing as how autistic people struggle with projecting themselves into others it's not surprising you can't put yourself in the perspective of a God.
>you've pissed me off with your constant attempts to define my Autistic reality
It's fine if you project autistic qualities onto a god, stop projecting your human point of view, too. That would imply, not I but IT would imply, you have a limited scope of mind.
>Argument
There is no argument because you still haven't provided any context outside of
>If God was an autistic human
While I provide the context specifically as
>If God was autistic
But you being autistic means you can't project your mindset to envision anything but your specific reality, so if you're autistic you wouldn't have a place in the argument, anyway, being incapable of even understanding the most basic premises. Or are you going to pretend that autism means you're hypersocial and able to understand every facet of perspective?
>Doesn't even understand the most basic principle of unbiased balance
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No.1861
>>1858
Which is more likely, that the vast cosmic being that created the universe and everything in it just happens to have the same social developmental disability you have, or that when you commune with this being you are only seeing the facets that reflect what you are familiar with?
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No.1873
Remember this my brethren and sistren, Thou Art God.
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No.1879
This is now a thread for the discussion of the nature of entropy or chaos. Lemme tell you a story about entropy. You wake up one day, you're in a nightclub, just inside the door. The bouncer welcomes you, and tells you that the cover charge is the delivery of a bullet to your brainstem in about a week, maybe a little more, maybe a little less, or maybe whenever the management feels like it. You think that price is awfully steep, and ask the bouncer for directions to a less expensive place. The bouncer informs you there are no other places, literally, and even if there were there's no way to get there as there are no doors. That feeling you get as you hit the dancefloor, knowing the bullet will be coming but not knowing when? THAT is understanding of the true nature of chaos.
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