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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

 No.1756

Some things need order and procedure to function effectively and smoothly. One such thing is the current expansion project at my workplace. My wife and I are in the process of buying the business from the old guy who owns it, let's call him Arthur.

Well, Arthur is wanting to get everything in place ready for when we take over, but is rushing into decisions without consulting us. I understand he doesn't have to tell us anything until our signatures are on the paper, but a 'heads up' that stuff is happening so I can get prepared is better than having to retroactively work around the ill-thought out rush-jobs with little to no notice…

We've just had a small addition to the store room built - would have been nice to have the floor concreted and the materials for the interior of the new area in place ready to use, but no. I will be carrying everything through the shop instead. Thanks, Arthur.

I also need to create (with a hammer) a doorway into the new part so we've been trying to reduce the amount of stock so there's less to move or cover, but Arthur keeps double-ordering stuff. As a result, I haven't been able to get close to that wall for two weeks…

Oh, and Arthur has arranged for a new chiller unit to be fitted this week, so everything else needs shuffling around to fit…

Eris, please get out of Arthur's head, or plant the idea that it's time for another holiday… I need to get stuff sorted, and Arthur chucking spanners is only making things harder.

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 No.1762

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Sounds like you need a little touch of discord with Arthur to sort things out. Eris helps those who help themselves and it seems she would gladly leave his head if you throw some polite conflict in there.

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 No.1772

>Eris, please get out of Arthur's head, or plant the idea that it's time for another holiday

It sounds like you might be praying here, and I feel it necessary to educate you in the possible dangers of this. From the Principia:

>Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words:

>No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently – and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.

That is not to say that one must never pray, only that caution is advised in such an endeavor.

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 No.1777

>>1762

Arthur is a maelstrom of discord atm. I know he has other things on his mind not related to work, and those things are having an indirect effect, just not on him.

>>1772

Not really a prayer, more like an anti-prayer, as i'm pleading for less of eris' influence, not more. He's a thoroughly decent bloke and I wish him no ill, hence the holiday suggestion.

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 No.1784

>>1777

Ah, there's your problem, you're asking politely. The bitch needs to be told from time to time. Asking politely is often treated as a suggestion.

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