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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.1980

/eris/ (like /r/discordian) puts Discordianism in a heavily centralized position, which is heavily hypocritical when it comes to the Discordian Hierarchy.

Now since hypocrisy is a huge part of Discordianism, I'll let it slide, but don't make the same mistake twice!

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 No.1981

Does it really matter if it's put into a prominent position in a place far away from any prominence?

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 No.1982

How about making threads on other boards, not tomarket this place, I'd rather fly low, but to... well... you know...

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 No.1984

To

HAIL ERIS

?

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 No.1986

>>1984

Exactly. Unbumbable operations thread would also be swell.

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 No.1987

>>1986

A thread of operations would take away the surprise, just put an anonymous "Hail Eris" in any random thread you lurk.

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 No.1988

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Secret illuminations

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 No.1991

Don't worry, nobody ever comes by here.

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 No.1992

>>1987

Or maybe we could communicate in other ways like subtle suggestion or symbolism, that's never been done before ever

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 No.1993

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The hand of Eris seems to have been implemented in unicode, but barely anyone has a font that renders it.

Alas, here it be: ⯰

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 No.2011

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I like Discordianism, let's start a commune

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 No.2012

>>2011

Fuck that shit. Too much work.

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 No.2014

>>2012

Aww come on it'll be fun

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 No.2015

>>2014

Discordian commune is by definition "not fun"

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 No.2016

>>2015

What, why not?

We can give new definitions to what it means to be a Discordian.

We can set the standard, a higher standard.

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 No.2019

>>2019

I have come to announce my new religious sect: Our Lady of Lower Dimension.

While many spiritual groups aim to ascend to a higher dimension, we see that is a really stupid idea that would just complicate your life. Have you ever tried fully comprehending a tesseract? Now imagine an entire universe of that. Not fun!

Instead, we focus on reaching a lower but still interesting dimension set, XY (That is, 2D).

Understandably, we casually acknowledge the Atomic model of Eris as our deity. We also loosely follow Erisian/Discordian philosophy and ideas, except the bits you don't like.

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 No.2020

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>>2019

Actually having an easy way to reach your preferred state of being tends to be terribly unhealthy for people.

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 No.2022

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>>2019

2D? You want to render Discordianism into 2D?

How do you intend to do that? Through making a videogame or something like vid related?

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 No.2058

>>1980

why would you EVER compare this place to reddit?

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 No.2065

Erisianism still has no recorded cases of institutionalized sex abuse.

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 No.2075

>>2065

BUT IT WILL

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 No.2077

>>2075

We don't have institution ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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 No.2080

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>>2077

close enough

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 No.2082

>>2080

So which wing do you think does all the molestation?

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 No.2083

>>2082

>>2082

p.s., it ain't even burecracy yet, your document is outdated

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 No.2088

>>2082

Probably those aneristics. Who invited them anyway?

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 No.2092

>>2088

Checked o/

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 No.2105

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 No.2106

/eris/ has no real reason for existing, neither does DIscordianism.

It's absurdism and it exists because there's no reason for anything to exist, especially not right now.

Eris is bored and so are we, so I suggest we fuck things up a bit and accidentally take over the world.

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