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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

File: 7001c8f98b20d28⋯.jpg (30.84 KB,640x361,640:361,the-jester.jpg)

 No.1262

An important part of the Eris cult is chaos.

Do you spread it?

Do you cultivate it for later picking?

Share your stories ITT.

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 No.1263

I like to edit graffiti to make it less vulgar or edgy, not because I have anything particular against vulgarity but because I want to make it noticed again. Crudeness in graffiti, especially bathroom graffiti, is the status quo to the point of being white noise, but if you're clever enough you can make it something eye-catching. I really like swastikas, because you can turn those into little windows, or kites, all sorts of things.

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 No.1268

>>1263

Truly inspiring.

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 No.1271

>>1263

I really like swastikas because you can turn those into little Jainist symbols without any modification at all

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 No.1273

File: e036e7fd9965e06⋯.png (182.66 KB,754x294,377:147,0.6.1 Neck.png)

File: aa7b0aac633d0cf⋯.jpg (607.1 KB,1177x1543,1177:1543,IMG_4549a.jpg)

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File: 02da11bca83285f⋯.png (6.67 MB,2269x2269,1:1,quintum label on metals.png)

I put Discordian iconography on everything. Not that this is much of a surprise, given my username. I plan to make guitar pedal skins available commercially, and they will also have Discordian iconography, although often distorted. I mean if that's what the pedal does, it should reflect on the outside too.

What's the chaos in the pedal? The original Jan Ray has bass and treble controls that operate in the reverse of the normal direction, and I don't. So it will confuse those who have experience with the real thing – and nobody else. (Yes there are good technical reasons to do it backward, Vemuram wasn't doing it to prank the world. But I don't have the special potentiometers they use that justifiy it.)

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 No.1274

File: 22c4b6b8fe78bed⋯.png (217.24 KB,582x582,1:1,BJAM demo 1.png)

File: 09c95dcf679e7d4⋯.png (4.93 MB,1879x1469,1879:1469,quintum-inside-labeled.png)

The first image in the previous post is a screen capture of my guitar VST, called *Blue Jeans and Moonbeams,* which is available for free at http://www.vst4free.com/free_vst.php?id=2898

Demos are at https://mal-2.bandcamp.com/album/bjam-demos and this includes demos of the pedal.

If you find the second attachment interesting, you may be a pedalphile.

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 No.1296

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>>1262

Fuck the jesters.

>>1263

The swastika is affiliated with the sideways pentagram of the kali yuga, and with Eris herself. The fuck?

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 No.1297

>>1271

Still a swastika.

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 No.1305

>>1296

>>1297

And seeing one in a bathroom stall is so commonplace it's boring.

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 No.1306

Eris wears padding.

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 No.1330

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>>1262

Chaos is a means, not an end.

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 No.1332

>>1330

>got religion out of politics

Terrible. Politics need a moral ground onto which to build society, that can only be provided by religion.

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 No.1350

>>1332

So is this whole board a psyop run by mossad greyfaces to insult Eris? I know they're terrified of Discordianism and are locked in a religious war against us, but still…

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 No.1360

>>1350

It doesn't much matter. A psyop board that insults Eris would be functionally identical to a "genuine" board. After all, we all know what a horrible bitch Eris can be.

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 No.1365

File: 0718b3845f5bb95⋯.jpg (32.89 KB,408x612,2:3,istockphoto-178055081-612x….jpg)

Things I have done:

>Switched the contents of salt and pepper pots

>Spoiled movies and TV shows online

>Made prank calls to multiple businesses

>Responded to spam emails sincerely

>Wearing jumpers in summer and shorts in winter

>Eating lasagne for breakfast

Many have compared my unhinged antics to that of the insane villain character "The Joker" from Detective Comics.

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 No.1367

>>1365

That is indeed pretty batshit crazy, but consider this:

one day in Philosophy class I switched places with a friend and even gave him my glasses to make the switch perfect.

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 No.1378

>>1365

>>Wearing jumpers in summer

Me right now.

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 No.1379

I mess up many boards, even my favorites.

Not enough to cause damage, hatred or quality loss, but enough to add a bit of freshness, unpredictability.

A hugbox of order is a dangerous thing.

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 No.1385

At work, my coworkers always leave tgeir whiteboard a mess. Formulas and notes scrawled all around the area in a myriad of colors. I took a yellow marker and wrote fnord in subtle areas they wont notice unless focusing on it.

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 No.1399

>>1385

Back when I was working in an area with lots of whiteboards it was impossible to do, because someone was always looking at them. I couldn't write anything without being asked to. Could you imagine being asked to write on a whiteboard?

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 No.1702

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>>1399 (checked)

>Could you imagine being asked to write on a whiteboard?

Lol yeah, when I was in primary school. Now that I work 3rd shift, no one can stop me or my fnord posting shenanigans!

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 No.2039

I show up to lectures early, put harmless messages on the writing board, leave and show up again a little late.

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 No.2040

What about using heavily encrypted proxy systems to engage in completely innocent activities?

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 No.2048

I'm studying for laws and I simply love bureaucracy. My country allows for many crazy spooky things to happen that nobody seems to really have taken advantage of yet.

Won't spoil too much, but the road towards robotic domination is a loop of legal entities.

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 No.2158

I hereby declare myself the patron pope of randomness and pseudo randomness. May Eris keep your communications safe from those who seek control.

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 No.2161

>>2158

my god

you are /dev/random and /dev/urandom both at once?

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