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God is a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream

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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.1908

You pricks don't know shit. Proveme wrong.

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 No.1910

Doesn't the wisest man know that he knows nothing?

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 No.1912

Of course we don't know shit. This whole race doesn't know shit. "Knowing" is an artificial construct created through perception. When applied to anything real and natural, it is an arrogant illusion of truth or order.

You could even debate that the claim of knowing is an insult to probability theory.

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 No.1914

>>1910

Ha ha, you just contradicted your self :Dddd

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 No.1915

>>1912

K, now. Your an allstar. But haven't you just got yourself an embarassingly inconvinient defenition of "knowing". Useless almost.

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 No.1917

>>1914

Son, I've been contradicting myself since before you were conceived, I'm better at it than you are.

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 No.1918

>>1917

While you were busy doing just that I actuall WAS the cotradiction.

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 No.1919

>>1918

What a coincidence, so were you.

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 No.1921

>>1914

Are you not contradicting yourself right now, getting that dopamine rush from "scoring a point" on an Etruscan macramé BBS while you know factually that this discussion will someday be gone, and so will everyone involved in it, the site it's posted on, the servers that site is hosted on, the species that created the servers, the planet that the species lived on, the star the planet revolved around, the galaxy that the star orbited within, and the universe the galaxy was born in? It all will end, and here you are, thinking a shitpost is so important to the entirety of existence that you actually get enough of a high off of it to express your giddiness in text.

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 No.1922

>>1921

Wait how can you measure my dopamine? WHAT THE FUCK DIS YOU PUT INSIDE MY BRAIN?

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 No.1923

>>1919

We aren't making sense. Or nonsense fot that matter.

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 No.1926

>>1922

My penis.

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 No.1927

>>1926

Also funny thing, humans are semantic creatures, so me typing that I put my penis in your brain and you reading it literally puts the idea of my penis in your brain. So in a sense, I have put my penis in your brain.

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 No.1929

>>1927

You are missing some steps here. Firstly, for you to type it out, you needed to have your penis in your own brains to begin with, you dickhead.

Then you chop it into tiny bits to fit it through your internet cable to send it to an unknown destination, assuming it can be assembled back to its whole 2 inch glory in there. That's just seems like self-mutilation without purpose to me.

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 No.1930

>>1929

The signal is chopped into bits, but the meaning? That only comes into play when read. The idea only exists when being written or being read. And now that you are thinking about my penis, it is living in your head. It has taken root and is flourishing. As long as you live, my penis will be somewhere in your brain.

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 No.1933

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>>1930

Yea, I understood you the first time.

And while you were obsessing over your penis inside my head you made a fatal mistake, 'cause to do that, you'd need to conjure my head inside your head. And at this momentmy head is very vicious and angry because someone tried to stab it with a dick. So sleep tight, and hope that no-one messes with your favorite memories.

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 No.1935

>>1933

I get peoples' heads in my own every time I look leave the house. I've even had vicious heads and angry heads in my visual cortex. They're generally less dangerous as ideas of vicious and angry heads than they are as actual heads attached to vicious and angry people. Fortunately, your actual vicious and angry head is far away from me, and the idea of your vicious and angry head is mostly harmless.

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 No.1936

>>1935

Unfortunately, the idea of my head is a bit different from mere visual representation of one. My head has thoughts, a way of thinking, mission and vengeance. Your penis is just lying at the bottom of my skull, useless, detached and without no-one to call for help when I inevitably shred it to pieces to deal with my anger issues. My head on the other hand is going to places, and doesn't let minor distractions, like who owns your brain to slow it down. So is the next thought you will have "yours"? Is the meaning of life like it was before? Do you feel like the same person you were around this time yesterday? Don't you worry, everything is under control!

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 No.1937

>>1936

So you posit that the idea of your head can cogitate separately from yourself, and separately from the person processing the idea? That you have reached egregore status? That by simply considering you I acquire a tulpa?

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 No.1938

>>1937

Well, yes.

Me that is inside you isn't part of me anymore nor part of you yet.

That's how everyone flows.

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 No.1940

>>1938

Do you think photographs steal your soul too?

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 No.1941

>>1940

Why would I think that?

Photographic representation cannot be specifically instructed to fuck people up like written one can. Soul stealing photograph may be possible, but hardly pragmatic.

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 No.1943

>>1941

Can the written word harm someone who follows the Fifth Commandment?

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 No.1944

>>1943

If I followed your fifth commandment and honored thy mother with my dick would you consider doing the same to my dog?

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 No.1948

>>1944

Wrong Fifth Commandment. I'm referring to the , Commandments of the PENTABARF of course.

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 No.1949

>>1948

Ya really read that book, huh? How many orginal thoughts you got from it?

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 No.1950

Wye our their sew manny tiepos inn these tread?

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 No.1951

>>1950

Isn't it interesting how meaning transmits nevrrtheless/

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 No.1952

>>1951

Congratulations, you figured out how to proofread, or at least figured out what 'spellcheck' does.

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 No.1954

>>1952

This ain't the fucking spelling bee.

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 No.1955

>>1949

I read it, but I didn't believe it.

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 No.1956

>>1955

Yet you cite it.

It is truly a worrying thought that you don't need to "believe" information to relay it forward.

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 No.1959

>>1956

What if one doesn't believe it but knows it to be true anyway?

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 No.1960

Who needs belief when you can just pentabarf it all up?

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 No.1961

>>1960

Pentabarf is SOMEONE ELSES thought.

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 No.1962

>>1959

Even worse. Nothing written can be true in any practical sense. Letters are like psychosis inducing parasites inside our minds, making you see, feel, and hear stuff where there's none.

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 No.1963

>>1962

So are words. Language is an infection.

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 No.1964

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>>1963

Alien lifeform of pure vibration, trapped inside earths atmosphere, using ships made out of flesh to convert it to the electromagnetic spectrum so it can get on with its life? This planet is about to get interesting.

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 No.2018

It is a strange experience to be plagued by a figment of someone else's imagination. Maybe I need to be more creative and invent my own demons to obsess over.

Come to think of it, most religions are simply worshipping the the characters created by others. I suppose my pseudoreligions weren't really pseudo at all.

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 No.2021

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BACK TO SUBJECT AT ONCE, STOP HAVING THOUGHTS!

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 No.2025

>>2018

Strange? That's just an egregore.

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