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Poetry Slam Cabbage 03/20/15 (Fri) 01:32:31 No.119

There once was a man who said "Damn.
For I've discovered I am,
A creature the moves,
In determinate grooves,
I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram!"

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Cabbage 03/28/15 (Sat) 22:19:49 No.316

Made me smile.

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Cabbage 03/29/15 (Sun) 13:59:43 No.325

>>119
bam
kabam
shazam
ma'am

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Cabbage 03/29/15 (Sun) 21:09:08 No.326

I've got a predilection
for filling my thought-bubble with contradiction.
Am I a cabbage growing in soils of fiction?
Will I break free from this black iron constriction?
Perhaps lack of conviction
Is my only real affliction.

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Cabbage 03/30/15 (Mon) 19:23:44 No.342

Herein lies a toppled god,
his fall was not a small one.
we did but build his pedestal,
a narrow and a tall one.

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Pope of Rope 03/30/15 (Mon) 19:39:44 No.343

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
satori he reached
bliss he breached
until he lost where he stuck it

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Cabbage 03/31/15 (Tue) 19:26:02 No.361

Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und
Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid

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Cabbage 04/01/15 (Wed) 00:39:58 No.362

File: 1427848798065.jpg (176.39 KB,777x1024,777:1024,gaia-tree.jpg)

Whoosh.

Don't think too much;
you'll miss the rush!
And after all,
who wants to be lonely?

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Cabbage 08/21/16 (Sun) 23:38:40 No.1029

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Jesus saves–

I spends–

Eris steals (my heart)

So ride waves—

Break trends—

Make meals (and art)

I follow her these days—-

As it ends—-

Someone's given up on trying,

to sell me things, that I ain't buying (and something that rhymes with heart)

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Cabbage 12/12/18 (Wed) 07:25:45 No.1387

If a Pope rhymes, is he a Pome?

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"Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair." 12/12/18 (Wed) 23:38:26 No.1472

Mirror, Mirror, upon the wall,

Who is the fairest of them all?

Discordia, aye!

The giver of the special apple.

Discordia, ave!

Chaos is the fairest of all.

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Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 03:08:38 No.1482

Wistfully gaze I the sea

Upon my final breathing hour

Never one to live or be

My flight consumed and grounded dour

The skies have naught but flighty dreams

The phantom pain of lost desires

Never played out Icarus' scheme

Dead on birth a constant liar

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Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 03:27:20 No.1483

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Everybody get up it's time to slam now

We got a real jam goin' down

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright….

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, whatcha gonna do

Party people in the house lets go

It's your boy "Jay Ski" a'ight so

Pass that thing and watch me flex

Behind my back, you know what's next

To the jam, all in your face

Wassup, just feel the bass

Drop it, rock it, down the room

Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM…Jus

Work that body, work that body

Make sure you don't hurt no body

Get wild and lose your mind

Take this thing into over-time

Hey DJ, TURN IT UP

QCD gon' burn it up

C'mon y'all get on the floor

So hey, let's go a'ight

Everybody get up it's time to slam now

We got a real jam goin' down

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright….

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine

We're gonna take it into overtime

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright…

C'mon it's time to get hype say Whoop (there it is!)

C'mon all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!)

C'mon one time for the ladies say Whoop (there it is!)

Now all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!)

C'mon and run, baby run

C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run

Yeah, you wanna hoop…so shoot, baby shoot

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam

C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam

C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am

Get on the floor and jam

If you see me on the microphone

Girl you got me in a zone

(Move) C'mon, C'mon and start the game

(Move) Break it down, tell me your name

We the team, I'm the coach

Let's dance all night from coast to coast

Just slide, from left to right

Just slide, yourself tonight

You see me, drop the bass

3-1-1 all in your face

Jam on it, let's have some fun

Jam on it, One on One

You run the "O" and I run the "D"

So C'mon baby just jam for me

Everybody get up it's time to slam now

We got a real jam goin' down

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright….

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine

We're gonna take it into overtime

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright…

Hey ladies! (Yeah!)

Y'all ready to stop? (NO!)

Y'all wanna know why? (Why?)

Cuz it's a Slam Jam!

Fellas! (Yeah)

Y'all ready to stop? (NO!)

Y'all wanna know why? (Why?)

It's time to Slam Jam!

Everybody get up it's time to slam now

We got a real jam goin' down

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright….

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine

We're gonna take it into overtime

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

Alright…

C'mon, everybody say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah"

C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say "Hey ey ey O"

C'mon, C'mon everybody "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah"

Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O"

Check it out, Check it out

Y'all ready for this? (You know it!)

Nah…y'all ain't ready!

Y'all ready for this? (You know it!)

C'mon check it out, Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!)

Nah…I, I don't think so

Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!)

C'mon

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Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 21:23:30 No.1532

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There never was a palace.

She was never fair.

Nor grew her golden malus

Not even nothing there.

Her words remain unspoken.

She no promise wrought.

Her oaths unsworn, unbroken.

What Eris is, is not.

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Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 22:25:14 No.1536

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This board looks homo friendly doesnt it?

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Cabbage 12/13/18 (Thu) 22:27:14 No.1538

>>1536

Why does the penis looks like Alf's nose?

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Cabbage 12/14/18 (Fri) 06:25:45 No.1560

File: 4f5c217893da054⋯.gif (14.96 KB,114x112,57:56,alephwindmill.gif)

>>1538

I had an epiphany about Alf yesterday. His name is אלף representing not only the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet but the movement of the Logos through the tops of our heads, exiting through our mouths.

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Cabbage 12/15/18 (Sat) 06:41:12 No.1606

>>1483

Search for on YouTube:

Slamaugh and Dunkstein

Slam Jam

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Dweller 05/01/19 (Wed) 23:32:05 No.2177

File: c4633b4678f50dc⋯.png (307 KB,568x568,1:1,eris.png)

be assured,

the lord of discord

shall soon grow bored

of this ordered horde

and draw her golden apple

to leave all slack-jawed

as chaos is restored

fnord

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disc 05/01/19 (Wed) 23:53:03 No.2180

good thread

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Dweller 05/02/19 (Thu) 01:33:41 No.2183

A poetry slam?

About our spiteful goddess?

Hey /eris/, check this.

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Dweller 05/05/19 (Sun) 05:49:42 No.2188

I was here but now I'm not

I have gone to smoke some pot

I left this poem to prove a point

Life ain't shit without a joint

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Dweller 05/17/19 (Fri) 16:25:15 No.2213

Such for life to have a girl

Curious desire within golden curl

Holding nothing of her claim

It is tither my life seeks aim

I only wish to give her my pearl!

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Dweller 05/24/19 (Fri) 09:05:14 No.2223

In peaches i seek

Yet golden apples i find

Least she's crazy hot

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Dweller 06/15/19 (Sat) 02:41:16 No.2237

I wish to make prose anew,

Yet this limerick is three lines too few...

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