No.707 [Last50 Posts]
Tell me: How did Eris find you?
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No.711
>>707
I read my father's copy of the illuminatus trilogy, then the principia discordia.
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No.713
>>707
I stumbled upon the Principia Discordia, and I was pretty much sold.
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No.716
Through the Church of the Subgenius.
But I may have met her even before then, unfortunately it was really dark, I was only able to make out her silhouette. I also heard her call my name before, but I hid away that time.
Nowadays she appears to me in the form of invisible spiders that crawl on my body in my sleep.
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No.740
She could not find that which was not hiding.
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No.800
i had a dream, i was looking at my computer screen. and i saw a pic of a woman looking at a stove. as i kept watching the woman suddenly looked at me, winked, and blew softly. completely blasting me against the wall and waking me up. seems like something eris would do. so i'm pretty sure it was her.
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No.807
The illuminatus series.., I think. I don't honestly remember iits been so long
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No.838
>>707
I have yet to find eris. I don't see a point. She's absolutely right about the structure of reality, but why worship?
That's like worshipping your math teacher because she taught multiplication correctly. Or worshipping Hitler because he was right about Jews.
Eris can't handle me anyway ;^)
But your board is interesting.
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No.840
You need not worship Eris to find Her. As a matter of fact, the Principia Discordia warns about the dangers of invoking divine intervention of any kind. It also warns you to never trust what you read, so take that for what it's worth.
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No.1032
My older sister, a Wiccan, saw it mentioned briefly in a book on paganism and said "hey, this is totally you", and so I got me a copy of the Principia. A decade and a half down the rabbit hole later, here I am, in the Eris Fan Club.
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No.1158
Was a Discordian before I even knew what one was. May or may not have spoken to her once or twice through one of her batshit avatars again, before I even knew I was a Discordian. Used to draw the Wheel of Chaos on stuff since childhood, no prompting.
I highly doubt I'll ever get the chance to ask what the fuck is going on, or receive a comprehensible answer if I did.
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No.1234
>>124612
>it's also likely that dysnomia has posted at least once in this:
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No.1236
I exasperated an ancient master into telling me something that I wasn't ready for, but I was
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No.1238
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No.1239
I stole a Discordian pamphlet from the Akashic Records
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No.1244
Looking up the KLF on Wikipedia, I think, led me to RAW and by extension Discordianism. I had heard of them before but never really researched deeper. Ultimately I think I was draw in by the pyramid blaster logo.
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No.1247
She posted cartoon pictures of herself and PDFs of the Principia on some Okinawan motion-picture entertainment discussion forums. I gave it a read, and been in love ever since. Or maybe She found me when I was a child, that would explain a few things. I don't know, though. I haven't asked.
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No.1348
Through the search for the meaning of immortality. Spoiler: it's staring you in the face, I'm Mortality
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No.1362
Through a picture on a post from some imageboard, forgot which one. Probably here or Lainchan. I don't think the text of said post had anything to do with the picture. Or maybe it did, I don't remember.
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No.1363
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No.1366
The passions have been sufficiently interpreted; the point now is to discover new ones.
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No.1381
I had seen this place before in the trending boards, but did not visit as I believed it to be a waifu board which would inherently include another thing I did not wish to see.
Fortunately, that other thing is not yet present but I consider it near inevitable. It's a haunting kind of thing.
Funnily enough I had learned of Discordianism through the same character.
>>840
>It also warns you to never trust what you read
A message more important now than ever.
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No.1383
I haven't yet.
At least I don't think so anyways.
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No.1400
>>1381
It's not a waifu board?
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No.1402
>>1400
No, we just bumped a few specific threads.
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No.1413
>come to 8ch/fringe
>see sexualized cartoon pics of eris
>get boner
>waste years on fringe doing nothing but shitposting
>today the /eris/ board is linked in the headline of boards
>click on it, see sexualized cartoon pics of eris again
>boner
>decide to read the principia discordia and finally get to know Eris better
>and fap to her
>a lot
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No.1415
I hadn't heard of discordianism until recently (pic related), but now i'm intrigued.
You can keep your cartoon porn, though.
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No.1421
>>1415
>You can keep your cartoon porn, though
Seconded with all the power that comes with having browsed the board for a few hours.
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No.1426
>>1415
There are a great many other threads, and people seem to be having fun with the lewds. Let them have their cartoon erotica.
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No.1484
>>707
>How did Eris find you?
I found Eris. It was about 5 years ago but I've completely forgotten anything about the cult centered around this god's teachings. The hunger games banner reminded me it existed.
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No.1490
>>707
Your board is being promoted above the November transparency report. Why?
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No.1493
>>1426
I'm sure it's mostly harmless, it just doesn't push my buttons. I'm not the sort of vegetable to tell anyone how to live their life, if it floats your boat, sail away.
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No.1495
>>1426
I don't actually mind. I get the feeling cartoon erotica is important.
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No.1498
>>1495
>fap to Eris three times in a row
>massive storm hits out of nowhere
I fucked up.
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No.1499
>>1498
Congratulations?
I haven't been able to summon masturbatory climatic events for years
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No.1518
>>707
We bought her in a children's playground. She was 8 weeks old.
And then it turned out that there was an entire religion based around her.
Almost as if the timeline had awoken and was making pretty patterns of the grid to say 'hi'
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No.1525
>>1413
Same Fenderson here. Pretty disgruntled about both the Principia Discordia and the severe lack of quality Eris erotic pictures. I hope Eris sends me a discordian enlightenment or reveals herself to me otherwise I don't see how I will stay in this religion longer than fnord. The discordia principia seems like some talentless mediocre comedian really tried to be funny and chaotic but it only comes off as stupid and annyoing. But I like the idea of being a saint and pope, which I am both now.
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No.1920
There I was walking around my highschool campus, tripping off of cough syrup (before it was cool,) discussing the nature of reality with a friend. He explained the game of sink to me and I was sold. I promptly read the Principia, then read it again, and realized I had finally found religion. The rest of the year the schools tech department was probably cursing me since I left a printed copy on every public printer I touched.
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No.1934
I became convinced of Balance. Not the encompassing "goodness" but the indiscriminate side of it.
When two tectonic plates Balance, it can kill millions of people.
Balance is of course a random aspect of time's procession, where the last 6 billion years somehow culminated in the balance of a nebula that formed a star that balanced the accretion system which came to a slower existence as things became balanced. The orbital patterns balanced, the atmospheres balanced, the carbon balanced, and eventually everything was "balanced" enough to promote the existence of life.
Millions of years later, you're balancing your daily routine when that tectonic plate balances and drops a fucking building on you: I don't define that as chaotic. I define it as the balance of luck, because there is no such thing as "unlucky." There is only off-balance, and correction.
That correction, I believe, is as close as we'll ever get to understanding "God's will." Eris fit that picture, and as Nyx she encompasses the primordial aspect as balance in whole, not just strife. For there were two; Her name was Strife.
Then it follows
>Have a great, lucky day, PRAISE ERIS
>Stub toe in the morning, get into a car wreck, PRAISE ERIS
Which eventually became THANKS GOD, which I think I may have accidentally balanced into the Obama meme…
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No.1947
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No.1957
>>1947
>Who's eris
Eris is Goddess!
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No.1965
>>1957
How'd you know? She doesn't seem to be the most trustworthy type.
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No.1966
>>1965
Looking at the universe and in particular the world we live in, some might say it is self evident that existence is run by a madwoman.
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No.1967
>>1966
I don't trust universe either. Extrapolating from the tiny slice I see would seem a bad idea.
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No.1968
>>1967
Good idea. The universe in general isn't a very trustworthy place. There are so many way that one can easily and accidentally be destroyed.
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No.1969
>>1968
I trust the universe to be monotone, we can only hope that Eris sometimes puts a wrinkle in the fabric of reality.
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No.1970
>>1969
Have you noticed how many things there is?
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No.1971
>>1970
Have you noticed how little of them matter?
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No.1974
>>1971
I like lots of stuff. Mostly the things I don't have matter to me the most.
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No.1975
>>1974
I wonder how you'd feel if you had everything you could want.
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No.1978
>>1975
As I could want anything, there would be a flood of things didn't want at the moment to drown out any actual satisfaction.
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No.1989
>>1965
She tries... Somtimes...
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No.1990
>>1989
It's the exact reason I trust her ya know, every scammer, con-artist, or politican pay close attention to seem as trustworthy as possible before they fuck you up. With Eris you learn to be on your toes, as you should be when shit is hitting the fan.
And it is.
Big time.
Trust me
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No.1994
Shit is hitting the fan? Oh no!
We'd better phone home, prepare the Eristocracy for what is ahead!
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No.1995
Some dimwit installed the sewage pipe just above the ventillation system. It was bound to happen.
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No.2009
damnit, how do we stop them from doing that?
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No.2017
>>2009
We don't. Ave Discordia.
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No.2066
Funnily enough, someone had placed a sticker of the sacred chao on my daily commute route which I saw well before I knew what discordianism was. Far elsewhere someone had drawn an encircled K on the wall in paint. It seems Discordia lives on in my city.
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