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File: d300c2e53ad781d⋯.webm (297.29 KB,500x382,250:191,1583884259281.webm)

 No.2121149 [Open thread]

One Post Per Hour?

What's with all the activity?

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 No.2121197

>post anything unusual but with discussion in it

>thread anchored

>post something kind of funny

>banned

>try to discuss something

>durrr sage

>greentext format OP

>lol go back to X

Gee I fucking wonder where the activity is. Rulecuckery is off the charts.

A guy started a modding discussion in which he gave dota modding as an example. The mod saw dota in the name and anchored the thread 2 posts in.

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 No.2121200

>>2121197

8chans motto now is "speak freely", that doesn't mean you have to be heard by anyone you shitlord.

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 No.2121202

Everyone's off at the superior board.

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 No.2121203

>>2121202

>come bend the knee to ghoul and his cringey coterie of spicscord lieutenants

Naw thanks

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 No.2121213

>>2121197

>video soys

Serves you right faggot, gape your mouth harder while you're at it. I hope the vasectomy had you in pain for weeks.

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File: f935e643f8f3603⋯.gif (1.58 MB,360x202,180:101,mfw.gif)

 No.2121179 [Open thread]

Say the word

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 No.2121182

File: 5f7d42aadb52493⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,133.45 KB,1280x686,640:343,4F116252_3A47_4721_9A71_7….jpeg)

nigger?

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 No.2121195

slaphead

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 No.2121199

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File: 5855782294e92a4⋯.jpeg (137.25 KB,1080x1080,1:1,536B14D1_8EEA_41B7_A4D9_5….jpeg)

 No.2121178 [Open thread]

Why does he wear the masks?

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 No.2121181

I want Vemon to eat me out uwu

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 No.2121198

File: 0741bc69569adf2⋯.png (1.37 KB,128x128,1:1,u.png)

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 No.2121174 [Open thread]

Going out for a meal is a foreign concept with this make-believe MSM crisis. My towns eateries appear almost abandoned as everyone is trying their best to stay inside during this pandemic.

It would only make sense to start cooking up fine burgers to outlast this terrible happening.

School is out and now is none better a time to release a high-quality cooking tutorial. Dog from the last video teaches the audience how to batty patty cook. Bat soup was poison by America to make the great People of China super sickness. China has risen from the ashes. Phozecom has been reborn as MicroYang! China is the best country on the planet. Batty Burger will bring downfall to USA, no more imperialism. Return my phone that you stole. Return my Goyang shopee token, goku goyang shopee.

On a more real note, Wuhan is greatly recovering as the rest of the world finally awakens to self-cleanliness and the reality of Universal Healthcare. Enjoy a very well put together cooking video as well a guest appearance of Gordon Ramsay!

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 No.2121177

File: 2d2af4ddc4a9597⋯.jpeg (91.7 KB,747x748,747:748,F844197E_5F48_4AAB_BCA4_A….jpeg)

Not bad

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 No.2121134 [Open thread]

>Will be the final film in the Rocky saga

>Michael B. Jordan may direct

>Sylvester Stallone writing the script

>script is not finished, but the story will revolve around Adonis finding out he's actually the son of Clubber Lang, not Apollo Creed. Shortly after his death, Apollo's wife had a hangover with Clubber.

>Viktor and Ivan Drago will return.

>Clubber Lang's daughter becomes a boxer and puts Viktor Drago in the Hospital after a fight.

>Adonis meets his real father, Clubber, who calls him a disgrace. Leading Adonis to challenge his daughter.

>Rocky and Ivan make amends and agree to both train Adonis for the fight.

>The big fight ends up a tie.

>The final fight of the film is a street brawl between Rocky and Ivan against Clubber. Adonis intervenes and beats the shit out of his father. Ivan remains standing, but Rocky gets pummeled and has a heart attack.

>Rocky dies in the Hospital. He tells Adonis to continue boxing and shape his own legacy.

>Clubber goes to prison, his daughter quits boxing.

>The entire country spends a day mourning Rocky's passing.

>Next is a montage of Adonis continuing to box over the span of 10 years while his daughter grows up.

>The final scene is a flashback of Rocky running up the steps in Philadelphia.

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 No.2121143

>>2121138

I'm going to guess it's because they won't actually box her seriously or anywhere near 100%, and she uses that as an opening to girl power.

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 No.2121152

File: 0e2e640a6d329bb⋯.png (189.19 KB,430x478,215:239,0e2e640a6d329bb86506561fc5….png)

>Will be the final film in the Rocky saga

Again?

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 No.2121166

>>2121137

If you can go 12 rounds breathing car exhaust, going 12 with regular air is gonna be a vacation.

>>2121141

>Mr T is a shithouse rat crazy christian retard

Redditors always convey more than they want, you've accidentally revealed both that Mr. T is based and that you subconsciously understand how much better he is than you.

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 No.2121167

>>2121166

Nigger.

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 No.2121168

>>2121166

Not if your lungs are damaged and in need of repair from the exhaust. You're thinking of high altitude training.

Bruh, if you train under water and can't breath, when you're above water, you'll be crown prince king god.

Nigger, you'll be gasping for air to cycle out all the co2 build up. You'll build lung capacity in the long run. You won't build lung capacity breathing car exhaust unless you're holding your breath to avoid the exhaust.

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File: 0a68f5ee7279268⋯.jpg (20.73 KB,256x389,256:389,MASHfilmposter.jpg)

 No.2121161 [Open thread]

>Irreverent black comedy following the exploits of a host of offbeat characters at a medical unit during the Korean war, including surgeons Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre who create havoc with their martini parties and practical jokes while the war rages around them. The film spawned a successful television series and won an Oscar for best screenplay.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Invented a Filming Technique

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 No.2120920 [Open thread]

Bloodshot.2020.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

**LELELELELE CAPESHEET XDDDDD==

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 No.2121033

>>2120943

Funny, because as shit as his movies are he did not sell out the way Arnold did with playing a a woman, while being humiliated by a fat jew.

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 No.2121054

>>2120920

Watched it a few days ago.

Decent

Not cucked

At about 40 minutes in I felt like the movie skipped scenes but later on it makes sense why it was done that way

effects are tolerable

decent violence

doesn't deviate too much from the plot for nonesense wokeness.

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 No.2121055

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch this

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 No.2121088

>>2121055

i liked this movie. none of the people i watched it with liked it. but i liked seeing vince vaughan in that roll.

it was filmed really well too. the lighting and camera work. even the colour grading was done well enough for a relatively unknown movie.

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 No.2121150

It's like a shittier version of Universal Soldier but without tits, bad language, that guy from Rocky IV, and JCVD doing the splits.

I feel like a worse version of myself for having seen it.

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File: 665f589d169a305⋯.jpg (21.58 KB,500x275,20:11,noroi4.jpg)

 No.2121126 [Open thread]

It was kinda epic, not gonna lie bros.

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 No.2121145

seconded best found footage film

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 No.2121146

>>2121145

tell me the first

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 No.2121001 [Open thread]

The.Gentlemen.2019.1080p.WEBRip.DD5.1.x264-CM

Surprisingly good, if you ignore the nigger bits.

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 No.2121042

>>2121001

Top 3 guy ritchie for me. Baffled by the negative reviews.

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 No.2121050

It's hard to have interest in a Guy Richtie movie without Jason Statham or Vinnie Jones.

Even then, what the fuck was up with Revolver?

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 No.2121058

>Chinamen and his goons all get killed

>Kike is forced to transfer all his Jewgolds away and made to ironically cut a pound of his flesh off

Apart from the niggers, it's breddy gud.

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 No.2121059

>>2121058

Oh and the fag gets killed off screen

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 No.2121140

Watched it, really enjoyed it but I think Coach's band of idiots was far less entertaining to watch compared to Snatch's Vincent, Sol and Tyrone.

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File: b2a40f1aa8b1451⋯.png (2.29 MB,2100x1504,525:376,OFFICIAL3_0.png)

 No.2120139 [Open thread]

Official 2020 /tv/ Queen Election

It's finally happening: https://poal.me/kn5b21

As in the past, former queens like Jenny, Bliss, and Hendricks cannot be voted for again. Same goes for Flopson and Marg. Everything will be finalized within the month.

Current poll results:

Queen Gahoole

Archduchess Demi Lardner

Princess Lillian Gish

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 No.2120684

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 No.2120688

>>2120650

Bag Shitter.

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 No.2120699

File: 245391e9a0a1a1a⋯.jpeg (89.79 KB,707x717,707:717,C09D2B8D_3C41_4CAC_A253_B….jpeg)

>>2120681

It was likely a combination of her PURE genetics and impure diet (bacon especially) initiating her condition. Always nice seeing a darwinistic cautionary tale like yourself punching up though, the idea she’s somehow below you must be very cathartic.

>>2120684

>>2120688

Samefag

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 No.2121124

File: 0ae9d87480f6fc9⋯.mp4 (376.84 KB,712x400,89:50,so_rude.mp4)

>>2120201

>Bliss is a skank

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 No.2121135

File: 2cfd408b7458eff⋯.png (27.8 KB,222x185,6:5,IMG_7506.PNG)

There's no point voting for a 2020 queen, it's not even April yet! Wait a few months at least, maybe a new rising starlet will emerge, and make us all look like nincompoops!

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 No.2121091 [Open thread]

What have you watched that you expected to either be mediocre at best or complete dogshit at worst? My biggest surprise was Game Night from 2018 which I saw a year or two ago. My parents occasionally go up to our local grocery store and pick something out from the RedBox there that they think looks good and it tends to be hit or miss, a.) because it's RedBox and b.) because I'm not into most of the stuff they watch. However, I'm not going to complain about a free movie and I didn't have anything going on the night that they rented it so I decided to watch it with them. I expected it to be a dumb mainstream comedy with some half-baked crime elements thrown in based on the poster but I actually thought it was a lot of fun.

>pretty original story with lots of twists and was a good balance of comedy and suspense

>particularly enjoyed the gimmick of most of the characters being equally stupid and gullible and trying to figure out what the fuck's going on

>token black friend couple and women in the mix too but they're just as stupid as everyone else and aren't Mary Sues

>good acting overall and the majority of the jokes land

>avoids most tropes I figured would be in it

>well done cinematography with a lot of pretty interesting shots I wasn't expecting from a comedy, especially a tracking shot in a mansion during a chase and several times when they make everything/everyone look like they're all on a game board from afar

>cool electro-synth score

>only a couple woke moments and they're honestly not that bad (one cheap Ronald Blumpf joke and a reference to the Daily Stormer)

>Rachel McAdams

My only real criticisms are that the villain was pretty one-dimensional, was only in the movie for like 10 minutes in total and was a complete waste of Michael C. Hall; I thought Jason Bateman was basically playing the same character he usually does but I was kind of expecting that going into it; and the way the villain gets taken down toward the end is fairly predictable. All in all though, this wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2121125

File: 1e61aa3401d914b⋯.jpg (561.3 KB,2023x1337,289:191,niceguys.jpg)

>>2121091

I had a similar reaction to the nice guys, i watched the trailer for the movie and it looked like absolute trash. I actively avoided the movie for probably a year before i ran out of other stuff to watch. I'm not going into a long green text about it but I actually enjoyed the movie. I think it speaks to how bad of a job the trailer i watched did of catching the movies vibe because i was drawn to the movies theme before i watched the trailer. Dont get me wrong, this movie isnt in my top 20 or top 50 even, i only watched it once, but probably worth a one time watch.

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 No.2121127

>>2121091

>Token black friend in the mix

>not a mary sue

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 No.2121123 [Open thread]

>Yes, well, you see, by golly, for quite some time, maybe all my life, nobody, not one single person, and I do mean nobody, believe me when I say nobody, yes not a soul in my entire life since I was a boy, since I was born even, not one single person cared much at all, not one iota, no, nobody cared who I was, not me, not this man you see today, nobody cared who I was until I put on this mask, you see, hmm.

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 No.2121118 [Open thread]

it gets lonely!

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 No.2121120

Woooooow!

Unbelievable!

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 No.2121094 [Open thread]

Post something you've watched that you liked up until a certain point and then thought it either fell apart or was at the very least tainted by something and then never recovered afterward. For me, it was Chungking Express. I loved the first story and progressively hated the second more and more. Why the fuck would you make a movie with multiple, similar stories in the same setting involving characters under similar circumstances and yet they're completely separate from each other? I wasn't really a fan of Fallen Angels either but Christ, at least some of the characters from the different story lines in that one crossed over and actually had something to do with each other. Even less than that, the first story was just much better done overall. It was funny, sad, suspenseful and romantic and was paced incredibly well. The cop and the blonde chick are somewhat memorable and even though they're fated to only meet one time because he's a cop and she's a criminal, it's still enjoyable watching the two of them together in the brief time they have. The second story is mostly just sad and has a happy ending but fucking drags on like molasses in the summer and is incredibly repetitive. Faye Wong is decent but just fucks around in the cop's apartment when he's out working and plays the exact same music at her job over and over again, and the cop is too retarded to even notice she's been in his apartment until he literally catches her doing it in person toward the end. This would've been a great film if it was just the first 40 minutes or if the two stories crossed over, but instead this was made. What a disappointment.

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 No.2121097

>>2121094

Parasite, falls off after the first half. Sucker punch went right to shit after the samurai fight.

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 No.2121099

>>2121097

>falls off after the first half.

How so?

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 No.2121104

>>2121099

I don't know. I guess I just didn't like the turn to basement guy. I think I expected more an arc where they not only replace the staff of the family but the family itself.

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 No.2121119

>>2121104

That would be interesting, but replace them in front of whom? they'd have to establish a lot more characters

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File: ee2fd16dfb1dd82⋯.jpeg (125.79 KB,1100x727,1100:727,chad_conspiracist.jpeg)

 No.2121107 [Open thread]

Contagion 2011

So was forsitia the cure?

Why was the movie so ridiculously accurate about current coronavirus?

why did the government suppressed forsitia and instead dedicated efforts in a ((( vaccine ))) ?

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 No.2121117

What a shit movie.

Of the 2 white male characters one is a retarded cuck and the other is not alex jones, all the good people saving lives are niggers and women. Trust the CDC goy

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