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 No.2115343[Reply]

This image is /tv/'s kryptonite

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 No.2115380

>>2115363

>>2115364

>>2115365

>>2115366

>>2115367

If this was more than one poster, this would be vased.

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 No.2115393

>>2115343

(((Adam Sandler))) has nothing on /tv/'s official /ourjew/ Ben "The Gas Cahmber Dodger" Shapiro an his big-titted sister.

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 No.2115395

holy cow that woman has a long face

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 No.2115397

>those noses

why is nature so anti-semitic?

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 No.2115406

File: 5162ea1f85e3b8e⋯.jpg (78.06 KB, 326x552, 163:276, HPv.jpg)

>>2115397

it's a mystery

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File: 7f9f57954fad554⋯.jpg (318.2 KB, 1200x1791, 400:597, eva-green.jpg)

 No.2115290[Reply]

>Enters your award show.

Anybody else watching the Golden Gays?

Best part was when Comedian guy called the audience a bunch of perverts and everybody got extremely quiet.

He also said that'd everybody would look like hypocrites if they gave political opinions, and within 3 minutes, they were shilling the global warming shtick alongside LGBTQ aggrandizing.

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 No.2115325

>>2115306

>It's way more important

Except it's a hoax.

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 No.2115333

>>2115306

Somehow arsonists are supposed to scare people away from driving cars and leaving lights on in their bedrooms while they're outside.

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 No.2115337

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 No.2115349

>>2115337

¡mamacita!

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 No.2115405

File: 66dd20ae61b960c⋯.jpg (324.69 KB, 1080x1328, 135:166, first dong ever.jpg)

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File: 79cdd8f74ea7f91⋯.mp4 (13.37 MB, 720x480, 3:2, hazbinhotel.mp4)

 No.2115385[Reply]

Kino

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 No.2115387

Garbage.

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 No.2115388

>>2115387

You're garbage

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 No.2115389

>>2115385

Lmao at the fat fedora web in the waifu shirt.

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 No.2115399

>>2115385

>cuckime

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 No.2115400

>>2115399

>Couldn't even be bothered to change it to >cucktoon

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 No.2114124[Reply]

WE WUZ INCEPTION AN SHEET

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 No.2114918

>>2114280

He's cosplaying as Tom Hardy.

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 No.2114919

Nolan films by Highlander Rules

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 No.2114997

>>2114555

I remember everyone hyping it up as the greatest mindfuck in history, and a year later when I bothered to watch it it wasn't even confusing at all. I kept waiting for some crazy shit or amazing twist that never materialized, all it was was a very simple (and incredibly dumb) premise that time moves faster in a dream and that this phenomenon is infinitely scalable, capped off with

>Dude, what if life is actually a dream lmao

Besides the idea that your brain has infinite capability so maybe you can have a lifetime of thoughts in two seconds if you're on a deep enough dream layer, just the base assumption is retarded. Most people sleep for eight hours, so let's say you only dream for 1, when's the last time you had a dream that would take A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR to act out? If anything, time moves slower in a dream, most dreams have almost no content but can be stretched out the entire night.

Dumb movie, I rate it 0.2 big guys out of 1 (the plane scene being perfect at "a big guy").

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 No.2115071

>>2114997

People hyping up Inceptions were retards. It was Paprika turned into a bad 'heist' action movie, where the entire heist was a series of bad chase sequences. Movie was set in dreams, but Nolan did not take advantage of offered possibilities. Every unusual sequence was ripped off from Paprika or something else and Nolan did not add anything new because he is an unimaginative hack.

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 No.2115382

>nog mc

already untwatchable

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 No.2115260[Reply]

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 No.2115353

Imagine telling people in 2010 Star Wars would be dead as a franchise in less than a decade

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 No.2115356

>>2115353

Interesting that throughout Disney's trilogy, they have been using nostalgia as a crutch to get asses on seats instead of writing a compelling story.

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 No.2115357

>>2115350

But then he got steamrolled with no effort

>>2115353

It's getting harder and harder to remember what it was like for Star Wars to be a big deal, what it was like to be genuinely excited about a megabudgeted tentpole special effects movie instead of just wincing and dying inside. I just want to soy out and enjoy a well-made product, why must everything be garbage

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 No.2115358

>>2115357

It says "some form of opposition" not "adequite form of opposition".

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 No.2115360

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.2114973[Reply]

>Super size me not only anti-consumer vegan propaganda

>Zero scientists ever replicated the Results of super size me

>Jesus camp was a hoax documentary to promote atheism

>Law enforcement found no actual evidences of the camp or radicalism being promoted

>Jesus camp was so bullshit Even a SJW site like cracked called it out

What are some good example of hoax documentaries?

https://www.cracked.com/article_20585_6-famous-documentaries-that-were-shockingly-full-crap.html

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 No.2115074

>>2114987

>>2114981

drunk and eating a cheeseburger right now, iam free as a motherfucker

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 No.2115316

>>2115074

As long ass you are convinced you're free, it dosen't really matter if you are actually free or not.

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 No.2115317

>>2115027

America is more Mexican and African than White European, so, yes.

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 No.2115321

I remember when I was in school they taught us about the Standford prison experiment. How some students were assigned to be guards and prisoners and just after a day or two the guards started beating up the prisoners or whatever and the study had to be stopped. Even as a schoolboy I wasn't gullible enough to believe that and surprise surprise it turned out to be a fraud. Nevertheless I'm sure it's still been taught as if it's real just for the sake of propaganda value. I'm sure there are documentaries about that study too.

I'm pretty sure the "third wave" experiment is a similar fraud but I'm not sure if that's proven to be a hoax like the prison experiment.

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 No.2115335

>>2114973

That Super Size Me cuck faggot had a tv show at one point that was nothing but propaganda lies. In the first episode he said it was impossible to live on minimum wage for 30 days. Mother fucker had to buy all organic groceries and visit the hospital like twice in the month to make a negative balance to make his point.

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 No.2113678[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Anyone else can't enjoy television and movies because of niggers? I can't do it bros. I used to enjoy new shows and get excited whenever a new adaptation of something I liked got announced. But now it just makes me sad and bitter.

You want a new Star Trek show? Here is your dose of niggers.

Watchmen? Enjoy your niggers.

Troy? Here is your nigger Zeus and nigger Achilles.

Witcher? Don't forget niggers and poos in your slavic folklore setting.

Titans? More niggers.

Wheel of times? More niggers than you could have ever imagined.

A new unrelated show? Niggers.

Thinking about the new Lord of the Rings tv shows fills my stomach with awful dread when I realize that there will most likely be NIGGERS in it.

And I can sort of tolerate male niggers in supporting roles IF they are playing non-blackwashed characters in an appropriate setting. But female niggers in any shape and form ruin my experience to such an extent that I literally can't watch the show and turn it off immediately. There is no human life on earth that is more despicable and disgusting than a female nigger. And it seems like they are getting pushed in literally any format from Hollywood. And if for some reason there are slightly less niggers in a show, there will be a huge outrage from critics and twitter checkmarks about lack of diversitiy, which jews then use as an excuse to push even more niggers.

It's like the jew suddenly dropped all pretense and went full nigger overdrive.

What the fuck do I do now? In only about 5 years 90% of all television suddenly became unavailable to me.

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 No.2115162

>>2113678

Please don't blame educated blacks for this.

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 No.2115189

>>2114712

I think I'd prefer spics, at least they hate niggers, kikes and faggots too.

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 No.2115197

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>>2113678

>Niggers in media

good

sign that whitey's time is finally coming to an end. I'll be thinking about all the white bois crying in this thread today as I pump another hot load of my superior African genes directly into your sisters gaping pussy as she cries cos she just can't get it enough of it.

Sure jews at the top right now, but that's cos we made a deal with them. See, the only people that get tricked by jewish propaganda are white folk. Genetically, you guys have a poor emotional intelligence, and struggle to grasp complex social situations (that often come quite naturally to other races, and in particular, black folk) as evident from your high rates of social retardation disorders such as autism and BPD. As such, you're the easiest to deceive and trick, and the only people Jewish trickery can work on (hence why Jews tried to stick around Europe, nowhere else could they go and spread degeneracy at such an easy rate). We've long been collaborating with jews to destroy the white race as you know it (don't worry white boi, we'll turn on them the minute we're finished with you) years of constant mindwashing has finally reaped results. We've convinced you that somehow despite giving us the tools modern society, you're actually the villain in history, and that you actually still owe us, and will forever owe us. Hell, this propoganda has been so effective that we've even convinced your women to abandon their race and heritage all in exchange for a few drops of sweat falling from my BBC. Even as I type this I have another girl hitting me up now, no doubt begging for me to give her in a second of attention as years of media consumption have turned her into a cum dumpster for any willing black man. How does it feel, seeing your own people be destroyed and brought closer to extinction every year as you stand helpless against the far superior black race?

Blacks in newer media is just the newest step in the grand plan. We gotta normalize only seeing black folk so that whites can be phased out without even realizing it, it'll only be a couple years from now that you start reading articles like "TPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2115331

File: ee7beb6f3f843ad⋯.jpg (410.86 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, I fucking love science too.jpg)

>>2113678

STD is not Star Trek.

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 No.2115334

>>2115009

I’m not even sure new sci-fi counts as actual sci-fi. Ever since Lost, anything with a sci-fi aesthetic is just action/ adventure with the shitty serialized mystery box hook at the end of every episode.

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File: 09c262b0ff196c8⋯.png (182.36 KB, 383x758, 383:758, 2020scoops.png)

 No.2115200[Reply]

2 SCOOPS 2 MEATLOAF: THE DUP BTFOs BACK

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 No.2115284

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>>2115248

Meat Loaf is pretty based tbh.

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 No.2115285

>>2115259

They can add those salt/pepper shakers to their list when they try to impeach him for the second time: https://web.archive.org/web/20191225062920/https://washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/12/24/could-democrats-impeach-trump-twice-they-might-have/

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 No.2115320

>>2115284

What won't he do for love?

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 No.2115322

File: c3fb95f888fadde⋯.jpg (177.25 KB, 747x719, 747:719, 1489.jpg)

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 No.2115328

>>2115214

>meatloaf

>not chicken tendies

BLUPF BLIPFT BLEEEH

BLUMPRF NEEDS TO GO

REEEEEEE

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File: 2d70da7bc946c0c⋯.webm (3.35 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Tough Crowd with Louis CK….webm)

 No.2115314[Reply]

what are you getting sick of?

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 No.2115324

Life in general.

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 No.2115327

the fact comedy central cancelled this show, love cq

nick focuses too much on niggers though, doesn't really call out the jews, only hinted to it a few times

anthony cumias problem too, besides being a closet case

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File: fedc2f4ffb7485a⋯.jpg (856.36 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Nevada Northern Freight to….jpg)

 No.2114487[Reply]

Steam locomotives are objectively more ķïňő than diesel locomotives.

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 No.2114491

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>>2114488

That's the correct pronunciation.

Nice digits there, btw.

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 No.2114571

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 No.2114572

File: b8e92ac58d4ee95⋯.jpg (325.72 KB, 1044x800, 261:200, 8148922_orig.jpg)

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

ITS TIME TO LIST YOUR TRAINKINOS

For me, it's Bridge over the River Kwai.

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 No.2114575

File: fec32707fa0f920⋯.jpg (230.98 KB, 1200x876, 100:73, Buster Keaton - The Genera….jpg)

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 No.2115319

>>2114487

Steam locomotives are the future, anon.

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File: f83864a2ca85720⋯.jpg (23.55 KB, 200x325, 8:13, CensoredRabbit.jpg)

 No.2115060[Reply]

This is original novel of " Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

and oh my god it is far better than the disney version

"Eddie Valiant is a hardboiled private eye, and Roger Rabbit is a second banana comic strip character. The rabbit hires Valiant to find out why his employers, the DeGreasy Brothers (Rocco and Dominic), who are owners of a cartoon syndicate, have reneged on a promise to give Roger his own strip and potentially sell his contract to a mystery buyer. Evidence shows that there was no mystery buyer and the reason Roger Rabbit remained in a secondary role was because of his lack of talent. Soon after, Roger is mysteriously murdered in his home. His speech balloon, found on the crime scene, indicates his murder was a way of "censoring" the star, who apparently had just heard someone explain the source of his success. Valiant's search for the killer takes him to a variety of suspects which includes: Roger's widow Jessica Rabbit; Roger's former co-star Baby Herman and Roger's photographer Carol Masters. Valiant then meets a doppelgänger of Roger's and promises to solve the mystery of his death. At the same time, Roger's former boss Rocco DeGreasy is also murdered and witnesses point out Roger as the killer, as he was allegedly seen fleeing the scene of the crime"

why movies in 80s-90s must fix the original book and make it softer for the mass people ?

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 No.2115235

File: ba8d5fba79195d2⋯.jpg (3.09 MB, 3772x2645, 164:115, richardwilliams_child.jpg)

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>>2115182

Agree

I guess they change theme of the whole story after Murphy say no

anyway this is Richard Williams. creator of Roger Rabbit in the film.

Why his face look like he's serious guy all the time ?. it's kinda contrast with his cartoon drawing. I guess it's nothing wrong with this in the west ? because you have freedom to make any face you want as long as you make a great job .

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 No.2115236

>>2115235

Rabbit is a fertility cult sex symbol. Making it for kids while the rabbit's girlfriend is a literal sex symbol.

Movie has the Nigger word, a boner joke, a pussy joke, a guy getting ran over by a steam roller and melted into the floor.

Holy fuck this was disturbing as a kid.

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 No.2115238

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>>2115236

it's 80s dude

but for me it's cool as fuck :)

or maybe because I am not live in america

violence is very nature of cartoons

look what tom and jerry did

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 No.2115265

>>2115238

Yay, sex and violence for kids.

What could go wrong?

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 No.2115271

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2115265

Nothing.

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File: fe780082f136cfe⋯.png (487.56 KB, 767x431, 767:431, screen-shot-2019-07-22-at-….png)

 No.2098241[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-07-22/simpsons-creator-matt-groening-confirms-the-simpsons-movie-2/

I want Hank Scorpio as the villain like he was supposed to be in the first movie

Lisa skateboarding naked

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 No.2115169

File: 7fab524b3f49048⋯.png (223.8 KB, 452x317, 452:317, first Christmas special fr….png)

>>2098304

The first episode already sort of did. They claimed, years later, that it was an "animation error" but said "error" sure didn't stop them from airing and re airing the episode and with that scene intact.

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 No.2115186

>>2098241

Mo BlAck peeples!

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 No.2115203

>>2115169

And yet Michael Jackson's episode is now forever banned because "muh pedos"

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 No.2115212

File: d372607046dcdf1⋯.gif (495.61 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1575870225404.gif)

I want it to be the end of the show

Also I got this banner I hadn't seen before. I don't know what it's from but I love it

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 No.2115266

>>2115169

>Japs in charge of animation

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 No.2112255[Reply]

I took one for the team, /tv/. I watched Knives Out yesterday so you guys could shit on it without seeing it. It's worse than you ever imagined.

>murder victim is a rich old whodunit author (like whoah it's so meta)

>actually, the whole movie is full of stupid little meta details: imagery of knives everywhere, the questioning room has a big wheel of knives in it so it looks like the suspects are surrounded by knives, references to Clue, etc etc

>main character is his spic nurse (they make sure you know that her mother is an illegal)

>suspects are his family

>detective is Daniel Craig, putting on a horiffically fake southern US accent

>first 30 minutes or so are setting up some potential suspects, detective questioning some family members who had conflicts with the victim

>son who was getting fired, daughter in law who was losing her allowance, bad boy grandson who was constantly fighting with the old man

>finally detective gets to intetviewing the spic nurse

>turns out she has a condition where she LITERALLY FUCKING THROWS UP IF SHE LIES

>detective uses her to effortlessly confirm a few suspicions he has

>this is the only point at which her condition presents any real discomfort for her; for the rest of the movie she'll be able to suppress the vomit long enough to convincingly lie

>now we get to where Rian Johnson subverts your expectations

>about 30 minutes into the movie

>the whole fucking mystery is revealed

>via A FUCKING FLASHBACK

>turns out the spic nurse liked to do morphine with the old man

>so she accidentally gave him a lethal overdose of morphine

>and he killed himself with a knife to cover for her

>all of the exposition was completely meaningless

>mystery over, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2115144

Watched it. I liked most of it, because I like whodoneit stories, but I have some major complaints with it

>Marta's vomiting condition goes from instant vomit on its introduction to "She can hold it until it's convenient"

>Marata feels like a writer's self insert because the latter half of the movie feels like it's trying to move heaven and earth to make her out to be completely faultless and flawless, even has the detective go "you won because you're too kind :)))" even though in a decent story her "kindness" would be naivety and exploited to shit, but everything just goes her way over the latter half of the movie. The morphine mixup? She's just a great nurse and noticed "slight differences in viscosity of the liquid" because Chris Evan's character switched the labels on the medicines! She's not incompetent!

>The character of the Daughter in Law's daughter, and the Michael Shannon's son. They're both utter fucking shit that exist to virtue signal, and also the movie tries its best to make the daughter out to be faultless.

>Revealing the mystery 30 minutes in is a terrible idea

>All of the characters are practically one dimensional. Marta is too kind and is a foreigner and nothing else. Ransom is a dick and nothing else. Michael Shannon is… an underdog because his father shits on him out of no fault of his. Jamie Lee Curtis is a cunt, her Husband's cheating on her. The daughter in law is obnoxious, her daughter's also too kind and faultless and a liberal leftist. Michael Shannon's son is (said three or four times in the movie) AN ALT RIGHT TROLL. Michael Shannon's wife apparently has no name and I don't think she spoke once in the movie. Really the first 30 minutes before the reveal is just there to make you go "oh the family is a bunch of dicks but Marta is totally flawless and kind and nice and flawless"

>The final 20 minutes of the movie, everyone but Marta dips into single digit IQ to move the plot along

>>The housekeeper who has the tox report is blackmailing Ransom(seriously what a stupid fucking name), but the meeting place is in a secluded, boarded up building with no one else nearby, so he kills her by morphine poisoning(But of course she dies like 5 hours Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2115176

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 No.2115251

>>2112597

The dog scene wasn't in the book and the author actually filed a complaint against the studio for including it against his will.

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 No.2115252

I laughed my ass off when Daniel Craig spit out that foghorn leghorn accent

But yeah, it looked like for a moment that Munchknob Squarehead was attempting to direct something that didn't follow a standard murder mystery plot, but at the end it swerved right back to formula and made me wish I had watched an episode of Elementary instead.

Hell I'd prefer one of the cancerous feminist episodes of Elementary to this unfunny pigshit film

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 No.2115254

>>2112255

>>2112256

My, god… It's a masterpiece!

DUMPF BAMF BTFO

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 No.2114543[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Will 2020 be the year of Spoony?

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 No.2115224

>>2115215

>I'm not sure why he changed it.

Self-indulgence, probably.

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 No.2115239

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>>2115202

>DSP is bad because of the channels that feed off him

Probably true. Even he's realized it (or, more likely, had it explained to him by his chat) and a lot of the new videos even use a clip where he says he's "fine with it" and probably "gets views" from curious people who see him play from re-edits.

I think their success is solely due to the original This Is How You Don't Play MGS2 video. Which, to be fair, that and the MGS3 one are genuinely funny and showcase just how retarded he can be at his worst. But the videos now are like 5 hours long of just him being an unfunny asshole. If they really want to mock him, they're better off just doing 5 minute recaps where it shows him being told "do X, here's how", him saying "I don't need to listen to this", followed by "it never told me…!", which is a pretty common cycle for him. That or blaming controls for stuff he obviously did. But he does it so often it's not even really funny anymore.

That said, him and Spoony are perfect examples of something I've noticed: there is a floor to fandom, and it's hard to drop below it. Some people just associate with the brand. They'll watch TV shows on their 25th season. They'd never watch an identical show with a different name, but they'll keep watching that one even as the quality goes off a cliff. They'll insist "I like it" until the end of time.

The consolation is that both Spoony and DSP are screwed and it's their own fault. They've hit a point where the only way to get less money is to just stop their low-effort output. Neither is motivated to raise the bar of quality and try to attract new viewers that way. So their only option is to keep doing their zombie lives streaming for 10 hours a day to appease a small but reliable audience OR they can try quitting and getting a real job or trying something new. They won't do that, either, so being gameslaves it is.

>>2115213

>he should quit and focus on film stuff

I'd agree but he already isPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2115240

>>2115239

>I'd agree but he already is trying to do that by stealing RLM's bad movie roundtable deal, and his execution is worse, mainly because his friends just kinda suck by comparison and it lacks the self-awareness.

They could be much better if he'd get some collaborators who are funnier and have better chemistry instead of just using the Screenwave guys just because they're there and are willing to do it to help out. Justin in particular seems like a dickhead, even if he has knowledge in certain niches (while not being well-rounded overall in anything but a physical sense).

His solo videos are way better, but I understand that he's tired of doing most of the work himself.

>James hasn't progressed as a film-maker in a decade, either. He's still doing stock explosions and effects packs and his stuff still looks amateur.

That's absolutely true. I honestly don't think he has it in him to make "serious" movies unless he does a 180-degree turn and decides to become his own worst critic. The best movie-related things he's done have been little projects like The Dragon in My Dreams and that Sleepy Hollow video rather than stuff where he seems like he's consciously trying to be a "real" filmmaker.

While he's relatively untalented, movies seem to be his greatest interest and seem like they'd be the best path for him to pursue in regard to him not getting burned out.

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 No.2115247

>>2115215

>>2115224

I don't think it was that. Originally it was just gonna be a simple "Revenge of the Nerds" type comedy but his wife and the guy who co-wrote the script for the movie with him kept egging him on to "go big or go home" and try to make the movie deeper than it should have been.

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 No.2115250

>>2114781

POO POO PEE PEE

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 No.2115246[Reply]

Have a cool song

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