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 No.2122026 [Open thread]

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 No.2120004 [Open thread]

If I was a superhero, I would have the following superpowers:

>super strength - punch through walls, hold up people by the neck with one arm and all that

>wings - huge wings, which fill out an entire room and give everyone a mouth full of feathers, enable flight, but I can also hover without flapping

>super durability - I can roll myself into a ball and drop kilometres from the sky and strike the Earth like a meteor without it hurting me, when I use my wings as a buffer

>regeneration - no one is going to cuck me by damaging my wings and make me retire early

>enhanced speed, stamina, senses - standard superhero stuff

>immunity to poison, disease and corona

>can survive in hazardous enviroments and in space - so I can travel to other planets

>eternal youth - I always pick this in cyoas

I would not "be" an actual superhero. I would just have the powers of one. I would basically live in the Earth we live in right now. No high fantasy/sci-fi comic world shit. I would fly all around the world, drop my right-wing nationalist beliefs, not say anything racist in public and also not comment on religion to not start any conflict.

I would just travel the world, look at architecture, meet different people, maybe learn to fight with a sword from one, weapons training from another, hang out with youtubers who do urban exploration and do videos with them.

If anyone asked me about, why they think I was put on this earth, I would say that I don't know anything about my time with an entity you can call God, except that he has put me on this Earth, but right now has given me years to first familiarise myself with it, before I do anything drastic.

PS: My wings would be Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2120014

I like to think of these hypotheticals in a 3 genie wishes scenario so you actually have restrictions and need to weigh the benefits of your decisions rather than just picking the best parts of everything and making supermans retarded level of power seem exciting in comparison.

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 No.2120018

>>2120014

Yeah. My thinking was that I had to use my wings to block rockets, fire, machine gun fire.

While normal bullets can't pierce my skin. If I was hit after all, I would regenerate though.

I picked this, not because this is the most uber powerful, but because it would fit my personality.

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 No.2121851

I can defeat you easily.

Like shutting down powers & telepathy.

With my telepathic powers I would make you believe your powers are working, but in reality you are in a mental institution.

Without telepathic immunity. You are gonna get destroyed.

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 No.2121855

>>2120004

nigger

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 No.2121964

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 No.2121962 [Open thread]

The last five movies I watched and enjoyed were:

>The Long Goodbye

>Dead-Ringers

>Videodrome

>Dead Man (Johnny Depp)

>Dead Man's Shoes

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 No.2121870 [Open thread]

Masonic meetings are intensive, what are Masonic business meetings about? Can you give an example or example? Desperate to know the answer, asked many times with no answer, you all have to keep it a secret? All of you in the West are Freemasons?

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 No.2121872

we sit together and talk about how we are gonna fuck over the goyim next

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 No.2121925

I have a made up word for organizations like the freemasons. I think the mediocre jokes are arrived to by being Opus Dei. That is my made up word. Just kidding lol. Also Maximillian which is far superior to Opus Dei and basically means Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. It's sort of when your accomplishments become alive.

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 No.2120882 [Open thread]

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 No.2120911

>>2120896

>why the fuck do kids think they're immune

OK bOOMer

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 No.2120912

File: f618f39bdf54d4f⋯.jpeg (88.85 KB,748x544,11:8,D8E8DE7E_D36E_48DF_89E0_3….jpeg)

>>2120896

>tfw bought house for $10k

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 No.2121882

thnaks for information

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 No.2121883

This is far from news. What else could be expected from the holidays … It is clear that this would have happened. We had the same situation in college. As a result, we all studied at home and, of course, everyone copied everything from the Internet. Teachers found free plagiarism checker for college students, used https://paperell.net/free-plagiarism-checker for this. This was sad news for the students. For me personally, this is a total disaster. But on the other hand, at least I started studying and doing everything myself, otherwise I got lazy. The situation is 50/50, and good and bad, it's definitely not for me to judge.

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 No.2121888

thanks for that

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 No.2121875 [Open thread]

Deer boys are BASED!

Pig girls are CRINGE!

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File: 3a34d146c8ad1ff⋯.jpg (229.23 KB,1691x2560,1691:2560,71oIniLFP2L.jpg)

 No.2121864 [Open thread]

Its time to discuss the greatest movie ever made

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 No.2121871

>>2121864

Join newsletter to view image?

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 No.2121866 [Open thread]

>Spoilers of the new buzz lightyear movie not only being leaked on Cuckchan /co/

>There a concept movie poster spoiling the twist of the movie been leaked

>Buzz lightyear and woody both real somewhere in the Pixar multiverse

>Andy meeting the real buzz dimension hopping why he wanted a buzz lightyear toy in the first place

>Buzz lightyear a prequel to toy story one

>/co/ mods deleting threads and banning people posting the spoiler movie poster

Multiverse movies the new capeshit.

https://archive.ph/EaaYC

https://archive.ph/jtb1t

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 No.2121865 [Open thread]

why the fuck didnt welcome to eltingville not get picked up i loved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zcstud7PPE

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 No.2120294 [Open thread]

Mundanematt & Kevin Smith BTFO Disney haters

How they ever recover?

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 No.2121092

Is Clerks his only good movie? Every clip I've seen of Clerks II and Mallrats is just obnoxious nerd humor and pop culture references that completely turn me off from watching them. Sure, there was some of that in Clerks but it fit because the whole thing revolves around two guys just bullshitting with each other throughout the day because they hate their jobs. At least Tarantino does the pop culture stuff well, Smith just seems to throw it in because he's autistically obsessed with comic books and Soy Wars.

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 No.2121106

>>2121092

Based Refn

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 No.2121110

>>2121092

Clerks was probably his best, Chasing Amy and Dogma were above average decent.

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 No.2121847

>>2120294

Ifs the other way around faggot.

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 No.2121859

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>>2120294

>>2120294

The news media all know who and "what" I exposed nearly four years ago. I have all the declassified documents and files. They all know I exposed Nancy Pelosi in the underground rooms of Epstein Island caught on the security cameras. They also know I exposed all the names in his flight log of government swamp and Hollywood. The swamp got caught and they're guilty of sadistic crimes. The Vatican and royal family were also involved.This was never about democrat vs republican. The news media are guilty of covering up a worldwide demonic pedophile ring. I've been viciously attacked and persecuted for exposing everything. I have never seen such a coverup in my entire life!!! Heaven forbid I be acknowledged for exposing the truth. No one wants to acknowledge a disabled mom from NY exposed everything. I'm not a public figure or a celebrity. The articles written about Q-anon are misinformation. The journalists haven't who I am or what I exposed. I am not a conspiracy theorist or a domestic terrorist. I was given Q security clearance to the sensitive declassified information. I spent sleepless nights downloading the declassified documents and files. I have more than you could possibly know. There are no coincidences why I went down this rabbit hole. Q=Alice in wonderland

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 No.2121858 [Open thread]

It is often said in Japan that Totoro is about Sayama Incident.

When I listened that by my friend living near Tokyo, Really? but I dont know.

But recently I was thinking too much, and I found corn scene at the end is strange.

Satsuki and Mei's mom is hospitalized in psychiatric hospital? and thier father killed them?

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 No.2121844 [Open thread]

Will Smith is on the verge of a mental breakdown

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 No.2121857

>>2121844

you're posting on a dead board, tvch.moe is where what's left of the old guard is

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 No.2120382 [Open thread]

Star Trek? More like SOY TREK!

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 No.2120501

>>2120388

This. We've transitioned from a progressive liberalism that wants to see the world peacefully integrated with its host, to one that, seeing the impossibility of its original vision, just wants to kill its host out of spite.

I would say their heart was in the right place, but more like their heart was in the wrong place (building a society free of material want at the expense of real human flourishing), and went full luciferian rather than course correct (a cult of death, sterility, and destruction for its own sake).

>>2120395

Probably the most convincing argument for vegetarianism I've ever seen. But it strikes me as incorrect, because the relationship between man and animal is thus: that man is to have dominion over animal and to be their just steward, and that animal is to serve man with their labor and provide for man with the fat of their flesh. Man dishonors himself to be a poor steward and to fail to cherish, protect and conserve God's creation. But likewise he dishonors man, beast, and God all when he says that since man has not fulfilled his role, so too must beast fail in his.

It was ordained that man would have within him the need and desire to consume the flesh of beasts. We cannot change our nature, and so can only do our best to honor the animal who gives up it's body for us, though we live in an honorless time.

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 No.2120508

>>2120493

Well you can argue they should still wear helmets. Genestealer cults are often armed with ranged weapons - at least the later generation genestealers are.

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 No.2120516

>>2120382

no

suck trek

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 No.2121809

HEY GUYS! visit kino.beer for 24/7 trek stream+other shows on adjacent tabs and a chat box on the right

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 No.2121850

STAR TREK IS TRASH.

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 No.2121759 [Open thread]

I had too much to smoke and just watched Spider-Man 2. I fucking cried just now.

>inb4 dude weed lmao

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 No.2121769

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>>2121759

>I Order you not to go, I order you not to go, i order you not to go. Please don't go.

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 No.2121792

>>2121759

>AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WOULD SAVE US, I WATCH AS THEY ALL FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAY

fucking bawled when I first heard it. I love this movie.

>>2121769

>"I know now why you cry."

Don't. Just…fuckin' don't. 10 year old me WEPT at this ending.

>tfw no killer robot friend

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 No.2121840

File: 7c5c5cc201c9855⋯.webm (1.32 MB,1280x720,16:9,ezgif_2_58354af04ca1.webm)

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 No.2121839 [Open thread]

Did you watched the new /x/ series?

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