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File: 3cb573d3d156b82⋯.jpeg (138.84 KB,750x900,5:6,51C2477A_38B3_48B7_9A64_8….jpeg)

 No.2120832 [Open thread]

>Sophie Turner's Response To Evangeline Lilly Deciding Not To Practice Social Distancing Is Expert Level Shade

>In a recent Instagram Live session with her husband Joe Jonas, the former Game of Thrones actor threw some serious shade at Evangeline Lilly

>Earlier this week, Evangeline revealed she would not be practicing social distancing, which public health officials believe will help reduce the spread of the coronavirus and ultimately save more lives

>Well, it appears Sophie saw Evangeline's comment and had some choice words

>”Stay inside," she urged her followers

>”Don't be fucking stupid. Even if you count your freedom over your health”

Stunning and brave

https://archive.is/aGZ77

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 No.2120835

>>2120834

Just took care of it anon

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 No.2120836

File: e4611d279900f2a⋯.jpeg (111.24 KB,746x534,373:267,BE639A9F_9C50_47EB_AF40_7….jpeg)

>>2120835

Thankee sai!

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 No.2120840

File: 5d3ed6bc8621550⋯.jpg (75.89 KB,640x799,640:799,5d3ed6bc8621550800649c0008….jpg)

>>2120832

>Expert Level Shade

Gas everyone who talks like this.

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 No.2120842

Apparently Pimp Mack almost recruited Lilly for her sex cult, but that dude in charge came on too hard and scared Evangeline off.

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 No.2120853

File: 02d1281a9b2c2a6⋯.gif (2.85 MB,200x234,100:117,02d1281a9b2c2a6d15ee18faa8….gif)

>>2120840

With pleasure

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File: 63ac1351bf9bf81⋯.jpg (47.34 KB,338x507,2:3,poster_opt.jpg)

 No.2120506 [Open thread]

Star.Wars.Episode.IX.The.Rise.of.Skywalker.2019.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-NTG

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 No.2120615

>>2120611

God, how pathetic.

So this is how Star War dies..With Thunderous applause from the Disney Comite, and Hollywood pedos….how tragic.

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 No.2120616

File: fa394aef081deac⋯.png (Spoiler Image,14.69 MB,3500x3500,1:1,425bd01cda50757b59d9b00dac….png)

>>2120611

Does it detail what Rey will be doing and have been doing for a living since after she was taken from the scrap planet? She's not a leader of any faction like Leia was, or a smuggler like Han was, nor does she seem likely to live the life of a hermit like Luke did. How does she get credits? Borrowing from a Hut maybe? Other ways? (pic related lol)

One might not think about it much, but these small details made sense in both the OT and the prequels. Not that Lucas truly went into complete /tg/ tier autism by detailing their wages and shit, but it wasn't as dumb as in the Disney trilogy.

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 No.2120640

I found it infinitely more enjoyable that I did with TLJ, because if you go in with the mindset that Star Wars is dead and not taking it seriously at all it's probably the funniest movie I saw last year. It's so over-the-top ridiculous in everything it does it could easily be rewritten as Spaceballs 2.

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 No.2120828

File: 06d715da0279ad0⋯.webm (6.92 MB,1280x720,16:9,The_Lucas_Room.webm)

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 No.2120839

File: dede793617800f0⋯.jpg (106.63 KB,768x770,384:385,a5d715fb57af8743e506d795e1….jpg)

For 40 years, this mans legacy was to single-handedly take out the most powerful weapon in the galaxy.

Today, he's remembered for being a bitter old hermit molesting sea slugs for their milk.

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File: 1b6107c1758137c⋯.jpg (57.64 KB,1229x1160,1229:1160,confess_.jpg)

 No.2120633 [Open thread]

Confess your /tv/ sins!

I have never watched Schwarzeneggers Commando! But I will soon. Somehow this movie always eluded me.

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 No.2120813

File: 6217cbd0b4dd9ad⋯.png (2.55 MB,1366x1366,1:1,doublewide.png)

I haven't been to any Theater in over 10 years.

I always wait 3 months until it gets released on the Small Screen, and I pirate it as soon as possible (with protection).

I'm broke AF, and Netflix sucks in the part of the world I live in.

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 No.2120814

I unironically liked Interstellar at the time and I went on about how "deep" it was.

Thankfully, baneposting saved me from my faggotry.

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 No.2120817

>>2120813

>what is torrent

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 No.2120822

File: 02e32b8b7590d9c⋯.webm (5.87 MB,852x480,71:40,Titus.webm)

File: 9f7ee6389ced72e⋯.png (15.15 KB,1197x133,9:1,fourth_lateran.PNG)

>>2120757

jewish monetary crimes began long before christians took control of the roman empire

it should be noted that, when christian princes used the jews to make money for them, they were disobeying the church

>what matters is that the roman politicians became so corrupt that they made backroom deals with jews that led to christianity becoming a state-instituted religion and persecuted those who wouldn't opt-in while uplifting the jews who were involved and profiting. That's the inception of your religion.

is there any historical proof of this conspiracy, did you get this from your own imagination

>Last time I checked zionism is alive and well whether or not the church is state-instituted.

zionism was created in the 19th century, it did not exist in antiquity or the middle ages

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 No.2120824

>>2120822

>jewish monetary crimes began long before christians took control of the roman empire

And yet the christians still made deals with them.

>it should be noted that, when christian princes used the jews to make money for them, they were disobeying the church

Except when they were emulating the church who would do that from time to time.

>is there any historical proof of this conspiracy,

I wonder if there were a set of laws that made jews its own privileged class while non-christians went from second-class to no class.

>zionism was created in the 19th century, it did not exist in antiquity or the middle ages

Semantics. Zionism is the favor of jewish welfare over one's own.

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 No.2120658 [Open thread]

>Black people reacting to scary cartoons while eating fried chicken big enough to be a YouTube sub genre

Is this Kino?

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 No.2120766

>>2120755

Because it's the black thing to do.

Ads aren't about forcing you to do something.

They're about getting inside your head making you feel like you're making the decision on your own.

Stupid people will freshly have McDonald's in their mind as a choice to make amongst a list of choices.

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 No.2120783

>>2120766

Why don’t McDonald’s serve fried chciken?

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 No.2120788

File: 0a017c46b91bf76⋯.jpg (32.35 KB,680x396,170:99,0a017c46b91bf769cb64a223fd….jpg)

>>2120676

for what purpose

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 No.2120806

>>2120788

They're so over the top it's funny, they come out as more genuine too, >>2120682

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 No.2120812

Thanks for reminding me BlastphamousHD existed.

I still almost can't fathom how someone so funny can turn out to be such an asshole (or maybe I can, and I'm just denying it because his videos helped me get through a depressing part of my life).

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File: 34a8df2e0670b35⋯.png (404.79 KB,839x517,839:517,Poster8.png)

 No.2120793 [Open thread]

We are watching Starship Troopers in 5 hours on cytube, 12:35AM CST

Do You Want To Know More?

We watch movies ever week on Friday just past midnight so Saturday really…

No Glowing niggers or femoids, BOYS CLUBS BITCH!

/r/Comfy_Movie_Night

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File: 6dbd3fc27a6611d⋯.png (410.66 KB,839x517,839:517,Poster7.png)

 No.2120792 [Open thread]

We are watching Starship Troopers in 5 hours on cytube, 12:35AM CST

Do You Want To Know More?

We watch movies ever week on Friday just past midnight so Saturday really…

No Glowing niggers or femoids, BOYS CLUBS BITCH!

/r/Comfy_Movie_Night

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 No.2120784 [Open thread]

Hard work makes me sad

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 No.2120786

he seems to be angry that youtube fucked with the algorithm again, not over the fact he has to work hard

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 No.2120790

>>2120784

I gave him 1:20 minutes of my time and found everything he said up until that point to be completely useless. What the fuck is the video even about?

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File: 57724fdf741e791⋯.jpg (7.71 KB,338x507,2:3,poster_opt.jpg)

 No.2120777 [Open thread]

The.Invisible.Man.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-NTG

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File: cbc1c4dfb7f0dab⋯.jpg (443.95 KB,1270x1596,635:798,ETWHtBAXgAMxT2S.jpg)

 No.2120724 [Open thread]

Tell me /tv/, why does he wear the mask?

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 No.2120734

>>2120725

>I feel ok, I have no symptoms

what did you mean by this?

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 No.2120735

Does he still live in Ireland? I know they're having an outbreak as well.

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 No.2120739

>>2120727

Who's the retard who keeps posting this junk?

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 No.2120770

>>2120724

How come all these stars have it and I don't even now a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who has it?

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 No.2120771

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>>2120770

Because it’s all bullshit

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File: 36a4df9d00d42d6⋯.png (68.77 KB,785x1062,785:1062,WFC_2020_3_8.PNG)

 No.2120257 [Open thread]

>Easygoing Arkansas good ol' boy Gator McKlusky (Burt Reynolds) is serving his second federal prison sentence for running moonshine when he learns his straight-arrow college graduate brother and his girlfriend have been murdered. Eager to take down corrupt county sheriff J.C. Connors (Ned Beatty), whom he suspects is behind his brother's death, Gator agrees to a federal attorney's deal that releases him from prison to infiltrate Connors' underground booze-running business.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: Actor/director died before release

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 No.2120627

File: 0a09b5b9642e245⋯.jpeg (145.71 KB,746x1064,373:532,64DB6D4D_86AE_41AA_ACD5_F….jpeg)

1st reply for burtkino

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 No.2120665

File: 1abb4ccd34d037f⋯.jpg (6.16 KB,236x214,118:107,download.jpg)

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 No.2120762

I'm a week late but I finally watched it. Had some goofball moments that reminded me of Moonrunners (1975, it was proto-Dukes of Hazzard) bit this one is much better. Also the ending was as good as it could have been, if a bit muted in comparison with later, more bombastic productions.

The sound design along the movie isn't the best but it's par for the course for a B feature of the era.

There were some noticeable continuity mistakes relating to the car's damage (the most conspicuous being the headlights with the taped crosses in some of the first scenes) but unless you're a plebbitor it's not something that ruins the experience.

It was hard to badgewhores that a conscious man in a car with the windows open would drown to death but I'm willing to suspend disbelief and attribute it to the impact breaking his arms.

All in all, would recommend but only to vintage movie aficionados.

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File: 705c2302ef289d3⋯.jpg (59.22 KB,540x800,27:40,the_other_side_of_the_wind….jpg)

File: 3d79a056a605247⋯.png (66.34 KB,784x1068,196:267,WFC_2020_3_15.PNG)

 No.2120675 [Open thread]

>After years of exile in Europe, a maverick director returns to Hollywood to finish his comeback movie, `The Other Side of the Wind'.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: LITTY KINO (Starring Dwayne Johnson)

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File: d0beb9846fdea74⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,17.62 KB,259x384,259:384,Tombstoneposter.jpeg)

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 No.2119405 [Open thread]

Favorite Western Kino? Why didn't Val Kilmer win an Oscar for his performance as Doc Holiday?

*Also does anyone know a place where I can find OMG Cosplay galleries for free.*

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 No.2120474

File: b3e9adc54ed4208⋯.jpg (360.43 KB,1392x2000,87:125,1494635092.jpg)

Perhaps Val's honest and dying character deserved the more poetic ending of ignominy. Everlasting lessons in films over kike congratulations anyday

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 No.2120475

File: a145ebc8bb660e9⋯.jpg (77.19 KB,503x755,503:755,cb29045270743b2aa63504809f….jpg)

>>2120474

Somehow.. forgot the important picture.

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 No.2120476

File: b78e36e961b9429⋯.jpeg (131.14 KB,220x326,110:163,2B8BB1E4_0836_43EA_8F1B_4….jpeg)

10/10 women put in their place kino

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 No.2120646

>>2119814

Shane was my Uncle's all time fav western.

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 No.2120723

Jeremiah Johnson is one of the only westerns I like.

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File: 59cddeae23f6805⋯.jpg (250.99 KB,896x1136,56:71,Slap_shot.jpg)

 No.2120524 [Open thread]

What are the best sports kinos? and why is it Slap Shot

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 No.2120673

File: 8947a3572111316⋯.jpg (95.97 KB,630x1200,21:40,8743.jpg)

I liked The Rookie. Nice and heartwarming story without any pozz.

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 No.2120677

Rocky I - VI.

Creed 1 and 2 are nigger garbage and they'll never be canon to me.

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 No.2120683

>>2120677

>tfw when there will never be mma kino on par with Rocky

I mean so far the standout has been "Here Comes the Boom" starring Paul Blart, prospects continue to be bleak.

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 No.2120692

File: 1a7c12178a3bb38⋯.jpg (48.32 KB,357x500,357:500,kpn82v5w.jpg)

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 No.2120717

File: 775417b7c7131f6⋯.jpeg (286.87 KB,958x1500,479:750,4AA4F60B_FB7F_478F_9C2A_3….jpeg)

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File: 88f05d89bd40cef⋯.jpg (357.59 KB,1320x742,660:371,AMC_Theaters.jpg)

 No.2120698 [Open thread]

Looks like the blockbusters have been shutdown. Now what are we going to watch now? I ain't paying DVD prices just to rent a movie for 48 hrs.

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 No.2120649 [Open thread]

why does everyone on /tv/ even remotely like this wall hitting cunt? unless she did any loli nudes during Leon she's fucking shit.

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 No.2120678

>>2120674

Is that the fucking horespussy meme?

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 No.2120686

>>2120657

>calls out Israel on their bullshit sometimes

lol nigger she doesn't mean a word of that. Like a lots of celebs she'll cry about Israels "racism" but never their genuine war crimes and leeching on America.

>that now cry rape when they had sex for roles

<OY VEY HOW DARE YOU REVEAL THE CASTING COUCH IN OUR TOTALLY SAFE AND NOT CORRUPT INDUSTRY COME ON GOYIM IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE TRIBE LIKE ME YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP AROUND TO GET IN PICTURES

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 No.2120694

File: 4c7adf3bcf075cb⋯.jpg (198.26 KB,702x650,27:25,20200317_144011.jpg)

>>2120669

>friendo

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 No.2120695

File: a625a231914aca6⋯.jpg (19.91 KB,307x380,307:380,0d304f42ea0d581302fbb6f89b….jpg)

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>>2120662

Oh god…

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 No.2120696

>>2120686

The difference between left-wing Zionists and left-wing anti-Zionists is that the former believe that only the Self-Chosen People deserve to have their own nation while the latter believe that nobody does.

>>2120694

Anton Chigurh is unironically cooler than bitch-boy Redditors, even if he is a murderous psychopath with a bad haircut.

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