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/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules Bunker

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 No.2121049[Reply]

He killed Mahvel. Not a small feat.

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 No.2121051

>>2121049

>king of /tv/

yeah nah, we like the treason, not the traitor

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 No.2121052

>>2121049

Eat a bag of pre-fucked dicks

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 No.2121063

Who will play them in the inevitable MCU trilogy?

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 No.2121069

Hey! Daniel Smith has accomplished other things like making Santa's Husband, writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and being an awkward millionaire some 10 years ago on a reality dating show.

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 No.2121078

>>2121069

His name is Kibblesmith. Please don't denigrate his jewish roots.

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 No.2121060[Reply]

Can racism be Kino?

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 No.2121066

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No, but Radcliffe going full neo-Nazi is as surreal as Ron Perlman asking Wesley Snipes if "he can blush".

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 No.2121072

It already is.

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 No.2121074

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 No.2121036[Reply]

Underwater.2020.1080p.HDRip.x264.AAC2.0-STUTTERSHIT

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 No.2121053

File: 9e3c7ab8eae7ce5⋯.jpg (136.59 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Underwater.jpg)

the decision to make kristen stewart the main character and have her run around in her underwear most of the time as a callback to the last scene in alien was definitely made by the head that doesn't contain a brain

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 No.2121038[Reply]

Just watched all the way through for the first time. Bravo Nolan.

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 No.2121046

The films are good, so I'm still haunted by that one time Nolan said "they WILL egg your house if you make a bad Batman film" 0_o.

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 No.2121044[Reply]

I was looking for modern Shakespeare adaptations and came across this Bollywood movie called Haider (Hamlet). It's set in the 1990s and the backdrop is Kashmir conflicts.

Apparently the guy who made this has made 2 other Shakespeare adaptations (Macbeth and Othello) too. This was really good though. Not Kurosawa, but pretty good.

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 No.2120773[Reply]

Kino

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 No.2121040

I liked the part where xer sucked my peenus weenus and jerked it off with like xer eight arms or whatever.

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 No.2121041

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Replace the tootsie pop kid with people who keep on saying n*g*e*s and I'm essentially the owl.

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 No.2121037[Reply]

Bad.Boys.for.Life.2020.1080p.HDRip.x264.AAC2.0-STUTTERSHIT

>niggers

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 No.2120972[Reply]

>Inspired by the legendary Egyptian warrior, "The Scorpion King" is set 5000 years ago in the notorious city of Gomorrah, where an evil ruler is determined to lay waste to all the nomadic peoples of the desert. The few remaining tribes, never natural allies, have to unite or perish. Knowing their enemy relies on the visions of a sorcerer, they hire a skilled assassin, Mathayus (The Rock), to eliminate the visionary.

NEXT WEEKS FILM: Based on a tv show

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 No.2121032

Weird that they made the scorpion dude a villain in The Mummy Returns but then a hero in this one.

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 No.2120845[Reply]

COOF

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 No.2121026

>>2121025

>muh meme phone

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 No.2121028

>>2121024

the holohoax never happened don't beleive the (((crises actors))) WAKE UP

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 No.2121029

>>2121025

>taking a global epidemic that has brought the global economy to its knees predicated entirely on chicom incompetence and corruption and using it to focus on a genocide that occurred almost 100 years ago and throwing autistic rage at it in an attempt to convince people that it never happened

online holohoax people are the most pathological shitposters in existence. Literally no one rivals them.

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 No.2121030

>>2121029

stfu the only people who were killed at austerlitz were starved to death due to bombing from the EVIL ALLIES even if they should have been use your brian moran

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 No.2121031

>>2121030

The allies went back in time to the Napoleonic war and started bombing people at Austerlitz? Badass!

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 No.2120422[Reply]

What are some other good ZOG book adaptations?

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 No.2120427

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>>2120424

>beginning to think

it’s a slippery slope anon

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 No.2120450

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>>2120422

everyone is an agent of the devil, on the devils planet

this is literally the key, and you will reject that

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 No.2120477

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>>2120450

>planet

Definitely reject that

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 No.2120479

File: b8441e26efddc56⋯.png (148.31 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 289CC010_4F7E_4398_97FA_FB….png)

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 No.2121016

>>2120422

So does this mean there is a super intelligent golden retriever running away from a crazed lab monster?

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 No.2120984[Reply]

The governments shut down the economy but have NOT frozen rent/mortgage payments. THIS IS INSANITY!!! It is proof that the politicians don’t give a fucking SHIT about you or me. Some landlords are even saying they will evict people. Landlords are greedy and the scum of the earth.

On April 1st, DO NOT PAY YOUR RENT. What will they do, evict everyone at the same time? LOL! Eat your landlord!

—copy & paste this on your Facebook, twitter, and send it to all your friends and family.

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 No.2120985

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>year 20/20

You hipster socialists are about to split in two. The smart half will realize how pants on head retarded the Bernie/AOC policy of “corporate socialism is bad hence we should extend it to all citizens” was and repent, the dumb half will go full “eat the rich” commie demanding toilet paper factory gulags for capitalists (even though by their own admission capitalism was never the problem). Bottom line is it doesn’t matter if you pay rent or not since VERY soon there won’t be any cops available to enforce eviction. This is necessary though. History will recall THIS is what it took to weed out the wheat from the chaff, the parasitic cancer who couldn’t be bothered to believe their own eyes - let alone act in their own best interests - from frogposting cis goy degenerates like me who figured out long ago that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. Embed related

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 No.2120993

>>2120984

I'm sorry that nobody thinks you are essential, but those of us that are still going to pay rent and our mortgages. Go by all means please continue with this stupid plan of yours. If a whole bunch of people get kicked out of their mortgages housing prices will fall, thus making houses affordable.

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 No.2120997

File: 2f1e21e5505ffec⋯.gif (534.1 KB, 250x250, 1:1, RAGE.gif)

NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT PAY YOUR RENT, YOU'LL CRASH THE HOUSING MARKET

MY 5 PROPERTIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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 No.2121010

>>2120985

i'll repeat what i allways said: coomunists do not care of any of this, only of importing more brown monkeys.

they'll vote for a pro-immigration porky any time of the day over a nazbol, guaranteed, and as allways been seen.

>>2120985

no cops to enforce eviction means also no cops to protect trannyfaggot kikes.

fun times ahead.

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 No.2120821[Reply]

….so the cia guy starts freaking out like hey this can’t happen I’m still in charge here

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 No.2120876

>>2120821

…and Pavel's screaming because he's scared and didn't get to bring any friends

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 No.2120900

File: ae66552d717fd65⋯.jpg (182.82 KB, 1908x1146, 318:191, 23773182_0_image_a_46_1580….jpg)

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 No.2120947

>>2120850

bat soup

chinese bat soup

chinese bat soup cooked in poopy oil

chinese bat soup cooked in poopy oil is why china got corona.

chinese bat soup.

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 No.2120989

Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

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 No.2121007

>>2120989

Reminder that Madonna got insanely assblasted about it and when she finally met Quentin much later she was still mad at him.

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 No.2120919[Reply]

I think Seth Rogen would make a better Batman than Robert Patterson, don’t you?

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 No.2120978

>>2120975

Yeah, taking Israeli manufactured pharmaceuticals is based as fuck. Also, having fake blonde hair and no chin is sexy.

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 No.2120979

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>>2120978

Here is a ‘92 ford taurus in *decent* condition. Sure, not gonna win any beauty prizes, but it will get you where you need to go.

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 No.2120992

>>2120919

You're a fag

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 No.2120994

File: 10ebe4ba2e4984f⋯.jpg (39.24 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1410105762401.jpg)

>dude, I'm so high

<*pretentious guttural laugh*

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 No.2121003

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 No.2119277[Reply]

Who is better? Amy or Clara.

All others are irrelevant.

also Donna a shit.

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 No.2119764

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>>2119757

Sure, I'm not sure it is at all useful due to the place where it is coming from and it's basically just enforcing the ideological framework that brought us to this point in the first place. People are pretty tired of it though, fertile ground for meaningful dissent that. So that dissatisfaction gives me hope by itself, even if the pushback doesn't.

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 No.2119929

>>2119686

No. 80 percent of it is just bad TV scifi for kids that caught on with autists, manchildren, and tumblr. Old series are better overall, but not by that much. New series has some solid episodes, but vast majority of it is trash. People will shit at Moffat, but Russel T Davies was about the same quality wise. Most people jumped on during Davies era, so they just accepted his trash.

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 No.2119963

>>2119929

Moffat was better than Davies. The Davies era is old enough that people are nostalgic for it now though. 60's, mid-70's, and Wilderness are the good eras, and Big Finish is better than the actual TV show ever was.

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 No.2120998

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>>2119929

RTD was never a good writer. Just look at his series finales, only the first two are good and even then Doomsday is completely carried by the emotional impact of Rose leaving, it wouldn't be good otherwise. But he was a good showrunner. He kept the writers under control and was able to shit out some pretty decent stuff himself - the mediocre episodes of that era are very inoffensive. The nostalgia certainly plays a part, you can see when they were trying to do the whole gay representation thing with Captain Jack, but it was ok because the other things in the show made up for it, and even in Jack's case he wasn't even a bad character. You had fun little things like the series "code word" too.

Moffat is the opposite. He actually has it in him to be a good writer, but he's an atrocious showrunner. He's only good at self-contained stories on a smaller scale. Hand him too much control and watch things go to shit as you realise that he cannot write characters (all the men are cucked soibois, the women bossy feministas, with no distinction between them), he cannot do story arcs (muh crack in the wall), cannot resist the urge to make every companion the most important girl ever (muh girl who waited, muh impossible girl, tbf this shit started with Donna too) and he absolutely cannot stop himself raping the lore. Because Moffat is a DW fan, he took his chance and incorporated his fanfiction into the show. Moffat's one redeeming feature was that he still didn't turbocharge the race stuff until his very last series, it was just gay stuff until then which was par for the course with DW. Chibnall is basically all the negatives of both RTD and Moffat without any of the positives.

Of course, DW has always been a liberal leaning show, so we shouldn't be surprised, but I would be very surprised if people look back on the current series in 15 years time with comfy nostalgia. It's just bad, man. No woke politics can change that. And it's also worth adding that "wokeism" is relatively new even within liberalism. Older liberals don't like it either. So here we are. I haven't watched DW in 6 years. I think it needs to die, and I'm not sure if there'll be another reboot with the way things are going.

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 No.2120999

>>2119686

2005-2010(or 2013 if we're being generous) is worth watching.

Of the older series, just google the best episodes and watch those.

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 No.2119968[Reply]

What mobies are anons looking forward in 2020? Going through the announcements the outlook is pretty bleak.

Post trailer of what you think might be watchable.

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 No.2120266

>>2119997

fuck star wars. og trilogy is only trilogy.

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 No.2120267

>>2120042

anti-white shite down unda. these abos sleep in the roads they are so damn primitive. exterminate the lot of them. would make the world instantly greater.

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 No.2120268

>>2120145

>lol blond girl calls retarded spic daddy.

what shite is this?

hemingway was a fag and this reaks of that

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 No.2120995

Literally nothing

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 No.2120996

File: c581c5ec39dc1a7⋯.jpg (28.35 KB, 256x400, 16:25, MV5BMTcyNDA4Nzk3N15BMl5Ban….jpg)

>movie based on a virus outbreak

>directed by Martin Scorsese

>filmed in New York

>the plot is based on previous Scorsese movies

>Rolling Stones music playing in the background

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