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 No.2121571 [Open thread]

>A scientifically miniaturized marine unexpectedly finds himself floating around the body of a hypochondriac, and trying to outwit saboteurs who want the device that shrank him. Attempts by his colleagues to retrieve the little man - protected inside a tiny submersible - are hampered by the would-be thieves.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: A film directed by D.W. Griffith

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 No.2121184 [Open thread]

https://spicscord.gg/3nY2wQZ dis my spicscord. join if you are not a cringe faggot. though i suppose having a spicscord is cringe already so… i guess join if you want… i don't know its up to you.

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 No.2121559

>>2121184

Link's not valid

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 No.2121560

File: 28210e247b2b901⋯.jpeg (131.75 KB,750x746,375:373,2DAF4725_990E_48A9_BBC2_7….jpeg)

Not working for me either

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 No.2121570

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 No.2116879 [Open thread]

Would you a Tomoko, /tv/?

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 No.2120805

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>>2116879

Tomoko canonically smells bad.

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 No.2120859

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>>2120805

>Tomoko canonically smells bad.

Friendly reminder Tomoko the English dub voice suits her.

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 No.2120864

>>2120859

But the English dub made her sound like a gross sexual deviant.

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 No.2121553

>>2120864

she is a gross sexual deviant though

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 No.2121569

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 No.2121562 [Open thread]

a thread for farts. fart fart fart.

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 No.2121563

dump it

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 No.2121564

retarded

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 No.2121566

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braaaap

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 No.2121567

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BRAAAAAP

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 No.2121568

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 No.2116709 [Open thread]

What are /tv/'s thoughts on alien portrayal in cinema?

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 No.2117450

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>>2117337

How's that going to work with open borders? Tbh privileges and entitlements without duties and service is retarded even as it is. Giving citizens free money without tying citizenship to something is a recipe for disaster. Being able to vote without military service is soooo dumb just by itself.

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 No.2117461

>>2117367

>>2117449

You fucked up, prepare your buttholes.

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 No.2117469

>>2117336

Something about how billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg are pushing for UBI makes me skeptical of the version of it they're promoting.

I'm sure anything good Yang tried to do would fail to get off the ground. If a guy as strong-willed as Trump still gets cockblocked, what chance does a BEYDA MAYUL like Yang have if he considered going against the tide?

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 No.2117757

Needs less slime ayy and more realistic ayy. We are dominate species for a reason

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 No.2121565

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 No.2121561 [Open thread]

>A young boy who detests taking piano lessons, Bart Collins (Tommy Rettig) has developed a deep suspicion of his strict instructor, Dr. Terwilliker (Hans Conried). Raised by his single mother, Heloise (Mary Healy), Bart looks up to the local plumber August Zabladowski (Peter Lind Hayes). When Bart ends up in a Seussian dreamworld, he must join with Zabladowski to rescue his mom from Dr. T's clutches and stop his plan to force 500 boys to play a massive piano in perpetuity.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Dennis Quaid

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 No.2121504 [Open thread]

Everyone has a cordless phone now and TAS has aged like milk making the joke not funny.

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 No.2121558

Nigga yo gay

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 No.2121557 [Open thread]

>YOU KNOW THEY SAY IN AUSCHWITZ UP TO 6000 PEOPLE WERE GASSED DAILY. BUT YOU LOOK AT GERMAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU LOOK AT AMERICAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GAS ANOTHER HUMAN YOU GOT A TINY AIRTIGHT CAPSULE THAT HAS TO BE SEALED SHUT! BUT GERMAN GASSING CHAMBERS WERE LARGE ROOMS WITH WOODEN DOORS, AND THEY WEREN'T NORMAL! SO IN A CHAMBER YOU CAN ONLY GAS ONE PERSON AT A TIME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE TIME IT TOOK TO GET THE BODIES CREMATED TO THE MIX, THE REAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED DRASTIC GO DOWN!

SEE THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET A BODY CREMATED IS 6 HOURS. BUT HOLOCAUST DENIER FRED LEUCHTER THEORIZED THAT A CIVILIAN CREMATORIUM CAN CREMATE ONE BODY IN 1.25 HOURS, BUT THAT'S STILL ONLY 85,092 BODIES BURNED AT AUSCHWITZ, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.

SO YOU TAKE YOUR JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE BEFORE THE WAR, AND YOU GOT THE JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE AFTER THE WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE JEWS THAT FLED TO AMERICA, IF WE WAS TO COUNT NEW YORK IMMIGRANTS IN THE LATE 40s. THERE'S BARELY ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE CENSUS! SENIOR SHLOMO! THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP AND THEY SPELL HOLOHOAX AND NO TALMUDIC SACRIFICE!

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 No.2121284 [Open thread]

…so then the scientist guy goes I didn’t say nothing to them and bane just looks at him like damn bro you just fucked up

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 No.2121556

Why are women like this

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 No.2121554 [Open thread]

Can retards be Kino?

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 No.2121544 [Open thread]

>Intellectual engineers Aaron (Shane Carruth) and Abe (David Sullivan) build and sell error-checking technology with the help of their friends Robert (Casey Gooden) and Phillip (Anand Upadhyaya). But when Aaron and Abe accidentally invent what they think is a time machine, Abe builds a version capable of transporting a human and puts the device to the test. As the two friends obsess over their creation, they discover the dark consequences of their actions.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Musicals

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 No.2121552

Underrated af kino! Fun facts whole thing was made for $5,000 + the protagonist’s wife is also his sister :D

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 No.2121209 [Open thread]

What's the over-under on Spoony killing himself this time?

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 No.2121220

>endlessly reliving the destruction of a life I can never have back

Literally just make videos again you stupid fuck, holy shit. The worst part about Noah is how funny he can be when he gives a shit.

He has no idea how entertaining he actually is as a creator, so he sits there and wallows in self-pity when he could easily gain another following.

There are people his age like Civvie-11 starting online careers out of nothing doing the exact thing he used to do.

Somebody made a compilation of his Ultima reviews that got over 300,000 views. That was just two years ago. This miserable loser could have it all back if he gave a flying fuck and got off Twitter for ten seconds to record and edit a new video at least once a month.

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 No.2121236

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>>2121209

All that because some simp with actual editing skills made fun of your chin? Smh tbh.

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 No.2121242

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>>2121209

Hey Spoony! I'm doing your mom bro! hahahaha!

Doin' your mom Doin' Doin' your mom

Doin' your mom Doin' Doin' your mom

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 No.2121526

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>>2121209

Holy shit, spoony…. Guess he's not a fan.

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 No.2121538

>>2121526

Surely this thread belongs in >>>/cow/

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 No.2121256 [Open thread]

Still not tired of winning

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 No.2121316

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Remember, no refunds!

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 No.2121413

>>2121310

Also don't forget the passive assumption that the U.S. is the most important country in the world and the only thing worth talking about while being predictably against it. Doubling down on postmodernism always leads to this contradiction, assuming things that you are trying to undermine. It is also why the bill of slavery is put at the feet of white southerners in the U.S. despite it being a worldwide practice for thousands of years. Those who typically hate the U.S. on the left have a paradoxically restrictive view of history that only starts in 1776. In reality, the U.S. is like every other country in trying to advance its own interests.

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 No.2121423

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>>2121413

>It is also why the bill of slavery is put at the feet of white southerners in the U.S. despite it being a worldwide practice for thousands of years. Those who typically hate the U.S. on the left have a paradoxically restrictive view of history that only starts in 1776. In reality, the U.S. is like every other country in trying to advance its own interests.

This is specifically something uncle ted called out in his critique of leftism way back in the early 90s

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 No.2121533

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>>2121256

Why is Jimmy suck a stupid cuck for China?

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 No.2121534

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>>2121533

He’s an extremely late bloomer. Remember this was the same guy who spit on alex jones (itself not such a bad thing, that israel shilling sweaty meatball fuck) just to white knight his old buddy Cenk. Though still relatively clueless there’s no denying he’s come a long way since, hitting Tucker levels of pink-pilled reactionary equivocation even before Wutang and extending his brand to what is now essentially a go-to for boomers in pepe shirts, edgy pseudo-intellectual kids + bent libertarians who like a little white guilt mixed in with their schadenfreude. He’s like Tim Dillon, funny enough that the occasionally retarded hot take is easily overlooked if not forgiven, not to mention at this rate he’ll be full owen benjamin by 2022. Except probably muslim instead of christian, his girlfriend’s face could use a bag tbh.

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 No.2121532 [Open thread]

inb4

>pleb leddit media

>kike cucklasa

>gay bugman

>bitch evans

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 No.2121536

>>2121532

>cuckime

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 No.2121456 [Open thread]

>Liberals now pretending to like Sarah plain because she raps and criticized trump

but why?

She far more conservative than trump will ever be.

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 No.2121458

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>first thing I think about is fucking her in the suit

What's wrong with me

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 No.2121474

>>2121458

You been on Chan’s for too long

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 No.2121493

leftists have no one to turn towards anymore

their leaders are literally a bunch of dying boomers with dementia

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 No.2121514

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They forgive anyone who shits on Trump, Bush is Ellen degenerates friend.

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 No.2121516

>>2121514

>They forgive anyone who shits on Trump

She shits on trump for being a fake conservative. Which /pol/ should’ve done years ago.

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