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File: 448847d6fa678dd⋯.jpg (324.83 KB,860x700,43:35,Louis CucK 2.jpg)

 No.2117859

Post kino Louis CK the Cuck King copypastas

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 No.2117873

File: 9e62d766fdc13d4⋯.jpg (181.35 KB,317x699,317:699,95645347583.jpg)

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 No.2117880

File: 92acdb246023287⋯.png (216.32 KB,317x466,317:466,dubs bread.png)

>>2117873

>not posting the director's cut

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 No.2117884

>>2117880

Looks more like the digitally enhanced special edition that purists like myself reject.

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 No.2118049

File: cca7072048cd1ed⋯.png (56.95 KB,1155x491,1155:491,1472526783050.png)

File: 08fcc91b803fa2e⋯.png (150.05 KB,1157x339,1157:339,1472527009136.png)

File: bb81342dc0dac8d⋯.png (163.11 KB,1132x383,1132:383,louies black baby.png)

File: 231bc1d7c5ecd74⋯.png (100.85 KB,1129x518,1129:518,louis_2016-11-03_19.13.01.png)

File: 1948f27a94d8081⋯.png (128.81 KB,1159x689,1159:689,Paint it Blacked.png)

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 No.2119239

>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*

>BIG BLACK COCKS!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*

>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!

>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"

*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*

>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!

>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan

>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"

>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!

>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!

*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*

>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!

*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*

>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!

>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!

*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off THE CHEF while RZA starts rapping*

>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB… DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!… OH MAN… I SLAM… YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!

*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

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 No.2119240

>Louis C.K walks on stage

>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"

>"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state…in blackness…"

>All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience

>At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck…" silently at first, but growing steadily louder

>At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is brought on stage

>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual power, sometimes I even ingest it"

>Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick getting visibly more erect

>At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud…"cuck cuck cuck cuck…"

>Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder

>Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors, but they are locked

>Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn, resembling a BBC

>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives

>All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections

>At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches for the mic…

>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters…I bid you welcome…to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

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 No.2119241

>Louis sits atop a rickety wooden throne, ornately carved to resemble black phalluses intertwined

>"My children."

>the crowd is tense and hanging on his every word

>"My most noble servants of the BBC."

>the zebras tied up in the back of the auditorium start stamping their hooves

>"Bring out the first victim."

>the crowd erupts in cheers and screams of excitement

>greased nubian slaves shout instructions angrily in a foreign tongue

>a bruised white woman, is led out on all fours, naked and weeping and with a chain afixed to her neck

>the nubians howl with laughter and whip her buttocks with dried grass

>"Is it true that you are in fact a white woman, the most inferior of all Great M'Buto's races?"

>"y-yes"

>"And is it also true, that when me and K'tokba here approached you in the parking lot, you *refused* to take his mighty African seed into your supple pink womb?"

>"i-it's true"

>"THEN BY THE COURT OF THE BBC, I FIND YOU GUILTY OF RACIAL INJUSTICE!"

>the crowd is exploding with lust

>Louis spits into her face

>"RELEASE THE TIGER!"

>a crack team of pygmy servants undo the padlock to a rusty cage hidden stage right

>a 300lb Sumatran tiger is released onto the stage and bounds towards the woman, raping her irreperably

>"TIGER PEEN! FOR THE QUEEN! TIGER PEEN! TIGER PEEN!"

>the crowd, many of which are African fauna, begin screaming and murdering each other

>thunder and lightning crashes outside

>Louis is carried off the stage by monkeys, while being wanked off by a snake

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 No.2119242

>*Louis C.K. walks on stage*

>So….

>*a tense wave of anticipation runs through the crowd*

>I can't wait for the white genocide to happen in a couple of decades because whites are evil and I feel bad for being white.

>*a roar of approval erupts from the crowd and many of the white male audience members begin to tear at their eyes and throats*

>DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIITE *said a black israelite in the audience*

>In fact, let's speed up the white genocide by having all of the white women in the audience go to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!!!!!!

>*the doors burst open and a flood of virile young bucks enter the room with their erect BBC.*

>*many of the white males in the audience begin to castrate themselves as the black studs carry out all the white women, whom are squirming in anticipation*

>COME ON BLACK BUCKS!! BREED THE WHITES OUT OF EXISTENCE!!!!!! PUMP OUT AS MANY BLACK BABIES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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 No.2119302

File: 1c2c07d199b6aee⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.45 MB,325x183,325:183,19.gif)

Louis isn't the cuck king anymore, he was toppled by Kike Cucklasa long ago.

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 No.2119594

File: 1304b19633a5435⋯.jpg (61.73 KB,316x321,316:321,Gizoogle__Translation.jpg)

Da air is thick as tha full capacitizzle crowd waits up 'n total darknizzles. Chill as I take you on a trip.

Louis CK is 15 minutes late ta start his sizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Suddenly, tha thunderous roar of African war beats n' elephant cries ring out.

Da spotlights focus centre stage. Tru niggaz do niggaz.

A battalion of proud as a muthafucka black militants lead Louis on stage up 'n not a god damn thang but a gangbangin' finga-lickin' dirty-ass short pink nightgown, grill covered up 'n makeup bustin a funky-ass bob-cut blonde wizzig.

"Fizzans, tonight be tha night dat i fulfil mah destiny n' duty as a sissizzle white biiiatch, tonight be tha night I loze mah manhood wanna be gangsta n' shit."

"Don't do it Louis muthafucka! It don't gotta be dizzis way dawwwwg!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice fizzy tizzy cizzy, unable ta hold his cold-ass tongue any longa.

"Ayo shut da fuck up biiiatch" booms Tyrique, assertin his nubian domizzle. Da silent tension buildz fo' mere secondz befizzle tha hecklaz neck is snappizzle by a sympathetic white subject, purizzle ta brang tha attention back ta tha stage. Da mans hoe be stripped naked n' dragge' away, presumably ta a freshly smoked up thuglife of rape n' forced black impregnation.

"As I was sayin" quivered Louis, "Unda tha counsel of mah advisors, I have decided ta forego dat which I do not deserve, my right ta reproduce fo' realz. As we speak, mah daughtas be bein shipped ta Sudan ta repay my debt ta our freshly smoked up black overlords to increase tha peace. Now witout drug deala adieu, let our asses begin!"

Witin seconds, Louizzles be impizzle anally n' orally wit 36 inchez of blizzay tizzay stizzay. While DeMarcus n' Javhonte destrizzle his crazy-ass masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls up a machete tha size of a shawty' small-ass child, personally pimped by Joseph Kony n' his cold-ass top shamans n' up 'n one rhymin', removes it literally.

Louis screams up 'n both pain n' liberation as tha wound be cauterize' wit a gangbangin' flamin baobab branch, all tha while tha two bizzucks neva missin a funky-ass beat wit they relentless spit-roast'n in tha mutha fuckin club.

Finally, some 2 minizzles lata afta all tha bulls have satisfy theyselves up 'n his holez he be dragge' awizzle but not witout first issuin a gangbangin' final statement puttin tha smack down.

"I shall now be known as LOUIZE CUCK"

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 No.2121087

>>2119302

Louis CK is still the cuck king in my eye and that's a good thing.

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 No.2121629

>>2119302

He's second place tbh. Does any have archived the image of Louis getting fucked in the ass by a negroid while sticking his head outside of his window? I regret not saving that after the sandnigger guilt game.

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 No.2121632

>>2119302

is there a true stroy about Cucklasa being a literal cuckold?

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