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>>2117880

Looks more like the digitally enhanced special edition that purists like myself reject.

>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*

>BIG BLACK COCKS!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*

>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!

>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"

*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*

>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!

>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan

>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"

>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!

>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!

*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*

>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!

*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*

>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!

>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!

*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off THE CHEF while RZA starts rapping*

>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB… DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!… OH MAN… I SLAM… YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!

*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

>Louis C.K walks on stage

>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"

>"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state…in blackness…"

>All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience

>At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck…" silently at first, but growing steadily louder

>At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is brought on stage

>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual power, sometimes I even ingest it"

>Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick getting visibly more erect

>At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud…"cuck cuck cuck cuck…"

>Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder

>Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors, but they are locked

>Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn, resembling a BBC

>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives

>All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections

>At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches for the mic…

>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters…I bid you welcome…to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>Louis sits atop a rickety wooden throne, ornately carved to resemble black phalluses intertwined

>"My children."

>the crowd is tense and hanging on his every word

>"My most noble servants of the BBC."

>the zebras tied up in the back of the auditorium start stamping their hooves

>"Bring out the first victim."

>the crowd erupts in cheers and screams of excitement

>greased nubian slaves shout instructions angrily in a foreign tongue

>a bruised white woman, is led out on all fours, naked and weeping and with a chain afixed to her neck

>the nubians howl with laughter and whip her buttocks with dried grass

>"Is it true that you are in fact a white woman, the most inferior of all Great M'Buto's races?"

>"y-yes"

>"And is it also true, that when me and K'tokba here approached you in the parking lot, you *refused* to take his mighty African seed into your supple pink womb?"

>"i-it's true"

>"THEN BY THE COURT OF THE BBC, I FIND YOU GUILTY OF RACIAL INJUSTICE!"

>the crowd is exploding with lust

>Louis spits into her face

>"RELEASE THE TIGER!"

>a crack team of pygmy servants undo the padlock to a rusty cage hidden stage right

>a 300lb Sumatran tiger is released onto the stage and bounds towards the woman, raping her irreperably

>"TIGER PEEN! FOR THE QUEEN! TIGER PEEN! TIGER PEEN!"

>the crowd, many of which are African fauna, begin screaming and murdering each other

>thunder and lightning crashes outside

>Louis is carried off the stage by monkeys, while being wanked off by a snake

>*Louis C.K. walks on stage*

>So….

>*a tense wave of anticipation runs through the crowd*

>I can't wait for the white genocide to happen in a couple of decades because whites are evil and I feel bad for being white.

>*a roar of approval erupts from the crowd and many of the white male audience members begin to tear at their eyes and throats*

>DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIITE *said a black israelite in the audience*

>In fact, let's speed up the white genocide by having all of the white women in the audience go to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!!!!!!

>*the doors burst open and a flood of virile young bucks enter the room with their erect BBC.*

>*many of the white males in the audience begin to castrate themselves as the black studs carry out all the white women, whom are squirming in anticipation*

>COME ON BLACK BUCKS!! BREED THE WHITES OUT OF EXISTENCE!!!!!! PUMP OUT AS MANY BLACK BABIES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2119302

Louis CK is still the cuck king in my eye and that's a good thing.

>>2119302

He's second place tbh. Does any have archived the image of Louis getting fucked in the ass by a negroid while sticking his head outside of his window? I regret not saving that after the sandnigger guilt game.

>>2119302

is there a true stroy about Cucklasa being a literal cuckold?