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File: bf834dd6b9319d2⋯.jpg (37.4 KB, 338x507, 2:3, poster_opt.jpg)

 No.2120920[Reply]

Bloodshot.2020.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

**LELELELELE CAPESHEET XDDDDD==

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 No.2121033

>>2120943

Funny, because as shit as his movies are he did not sell out the way Arnold did with playing a a woman, while being humiliated by a fat jew.

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 No.2121054

>>2120920

Watched it a few days ago.

Decent

Not cucked

At about 40 minutes in I felt like the movie skipped scenes but later on it makes sense why it was done that way

effects are tolerable

decent violence

doesn't deviate too much from the plot for nonesense wokeness.

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 No.2121055

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch this

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 No.2121088

>>2121055

i liked this movie. none of the people i watched it with liked it. but i liked seeing vince vaughan in that roll.

it was filmed really well too. the lighting and camera work. even the colour grading was done well enough for a relatively unknown movie.

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 No.2121150

It's like a shittier version of Universal Soldier but without tits, bad language, that guy from Rocky IV, and JCVD doing the splits.

I feel like a worse version of myself for having seen it.

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File: 665f589d169a305⋯.jpg (21.58 KB, 500x275, 20:11, noroi4.jpg)

 No.2121126[Reply]

It was kinda epic, not gonna lie bros.

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 No.2121145

seconded best found footage film

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 No.2121146

>>2121145

tell me the first

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File: 8ac83a2407d996d⋯.jpg (34.42 KB, 338x507, 2:3, poster_opt.jpg)

 No.2121001[Reply]

The.Gentlemen.2019.1080p.WEBRip.DD5.1.x264-CM

Surprisingly good, if you ignore the nigger bits.

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 No.2121042

>>2121001

Top 3 guy ritchie for me. Baffled by the negative reviews.

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 No.2121050

It's hard to have interest in a Guy Richtie movie without Jason Statham or Vinnie Jones.

Even then, what the fuck was up with Revolver?

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 No.2121058

>Chinamen and his goons all get killed

>Kike is forced to transfer all his Jewgolds away and made to ironically cut a pound of his flesh off

Apart from the niggers, it's breddy gud.

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 No.2121059

>>2121058

Oh and the fag gets killed off screen

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 No.2121140

Watched it, really enjoyed it but I think Coach's band of idiots was far less entertaining to watch compared to Snatch's Vincent, Sol and Tyrone.

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File: b2a40f1aa8b1451⋯.png (2.29 MB, 2100x1504, 525:376, OFFICIAL3_0.png)

 No.2120139[Reply]

Official 2020 /tv/ Queen Election

It's finally happening: https://poal.me/kn5b21

As in the past, former queens like Jenny, Bliss, and Hendricks cannot be voted for again. Same goes for Flopson and Marg. Everything will be finalized within the month.

Current poll results:

Queen Gahoole

Archduchess Demi Lardner

Princess Lillian Gish

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 No.2120684

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 No.2120688

>>2120650

Bag Shitter.

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 No.2120699

File: 245391e9a0a1a1a⋯.jpeg (89.79 KB, 707x717, 707:717, C09D2B8D_3C41_4CAC_A253_B….jpeg)

>>2120681

It was likely a combination of her PURE genetics and impure diet (bacon especially) initiating her condition. Always nice seeing a darwinistic cautionary tale like yourself punching up though, the idea she’s somehow below you must be very cathartic.

>>2120684

>>2120688

Samefag

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 No.2121124

File: 0ae9d87480f6fc9⋯.mp4 (376.84 KB, 712x400, 89:50, so_rude.mp4)

>>2120201

>Bliss is a skank

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 No.2121135

File: 2cfd408b7458eff⋯.png (27.8 KB, 222x185, 6:5, IMG_7506.PNG)

There's no point voting for a 2020 queen, it's not even April yet! Wait a few months at least, maybe a new rising starlet will emerge, and make us all look like nincompoops!

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File: 2a5143919f8dff5⋯.jpg (2.15 MB, 1503x2166, 501:722, 6232700_so.jpg)

 No.2121091[Reply]

What have you watched that you expected to either be mediocre at best or complete dogshit at worst? My biggest surprise was Game Night from 2018 which I saw a year or two ago. My parents occasionally go up to our local grocery store and pick something out from the RedBox there that they think looks good and it tends to be hit or miss, a.) because it's RedBox and b.) because I'm not into most of the stuff they watch. However, I'm not going to complain about a free movie and I didn't have anything going on the night that they rented it so I decided to watch it with them. I expected it to be a dumb mainstream comedy with some half-baked crime elements thrown in based on the poster but I actually thought it was a lot of fun.

>pretty original story with lots of twists and was a good balance of comedy and suspense

>particularly enjoyed the gimmick of most of the characters being equally stupid and gullible and trying to figure out what the fuck's going on

>token black friend couple and women in the mix too but they're just as stupid as everyone else and aren't Mary Sues

>good acting overall and the majority of the jokes land

>avoids most tropes I figured would be in it

>well done cinematography with a lot of pretty interesting shots I wasn't expecting from a comedy, especially a tracking shot in a mansion during a chase and several times when they make everything/everyone look like they're all on a game board from afar

>cool electro-synth score

>only a couple woke moments and they're honestly not that bad (one cheap Ronald Blumpf joke and a reference to the Daily Stormer)

>Rachel McAdams

My only real criticisms are that the villain was pretty one-dimensional, was only in the movie for like 10 minutes in total and was a complete waste of Michael C. Hall; I thought Jason Bateman was basically playing the same character he usually does but I was kind of expecting that going into it; and the way the villain gets taken down toward the end is fairly predictable. All in all though, this wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2121125

File: 1e61aa3401d914b⋯.jpg (561.3 KB, 2023x1337, 289:191, niceguys.jpg)

>>2121091

I had a similar reaction to the nice guys, i watched the trailer for the movie and it looked like absolute trash. I actively avoided the movie for probably a year before i ran out of other stuff to watch. I'm not going into a long green text about it but I actually enjoyed the movie. I think it speaks to how bad of a job the trailer i watched did of catching the movies vibe because i was drawn to the movies theme before i watched the trailer. Dont get me wrong, this movie isnt in my top 20 or top 50 even, i only watched it once, but probably worth a one time watch.

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 No.2121127

>>2121091

>Token black friend in the mix

>not a mary sue

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File: a27a8499c0a985c⋯.png (2.08 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, Screen_Shot_2020_03_26_at_….png)

 No.2121123[Reply]

>Yes, well, you see, by golly, for quite some time, maybe all my life, nobody, not one single person, and I do mean nobody, believe me when I say nobody, yes not a soul in my entire life since I was a boy, since I was born even, not one single person cared much at all, not one iota, no, nobody cared who I was, not me, not this man you see today, nobody cared who I was until I put on this mask, you see, hmm.

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 No.2121118[Reply]

it gets lonely!

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 No.2121120

Woooooow!

Unbelievable!

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File: bc41ec43b8730cb⋯.jpg (47.05 KB, 500x743, 500:743, 1540719748284317a3d25b7.jpg)

 No.2121094[Reply]

Post something you've watched that you liked up until a certain point and then thought it either fell apart or was at the very least tainted by something and then never recovered afterward. For me, it was Chungking Express. I loved the first story and progressively hated the second more and more. Why the fuck would you make a movie with multiple, similar stories in the same setting involving characters under similar circumstances and yet they're completely separate from each other? I wasn't really a fan of Fallen Angels either but Christ, at least some of the characters from the different story lines in that one crossed over and actually had something to do with each other. Even less than that, the first story was just much better done overall. It was funny, sad, suspenseful and romantic and was paced incredibly well. The cop and the blonde chick are somewhat memorable and even though they're fated to only meet one time because he's a cop and she's a criminal, it's still enjoyable watching the two of them together in the brief time they have. The second story is mostly just sad and has a happy ending but fucking drags on like molasses in the summer and is incredibly repetitive. Faye Wong is decent but just fucks around in the cop's apartment when he's out working and plays the exact same music at her job over and over again, and the cop is too retarded to even notice she's been in his apartment until he literally catches her doing it in person toward the end. This would've been a great film if it was just the first 40 minutes or if the two stories crossed over, but instead this was made. What a disappointment.

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 No.2121097

>>2121094

Parasite, falls off after the first half. Sucker punch went right to shit after the samurai fight.

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 No.2121099

>>2121097

>falls off after the first half.

How so?

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 No.2121104

>>2121099

I don't know. I guess I just didn't like the turn to basement guy. I think I expected more an arc where they not only replace the staff of the family but the family itself.

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 No.2121119

>>2121104

That would be interesting, but replace them in front of whom? they'd have to establish a lot more characters

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File: ee2fd16dfb1dd82⋯.jpeg (125.79 KB, 1100x727, 1100:727, chad_conspiracist.jpeg)

 No.2121107[Reply]

Contagion 2011

So was forsitia the cure?

Why was the movie so ridiculously accurate about current coronavirus?

why did the government suppressed forsitia and instead dedicated efforts in a ((( vaccine ))) ?

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 No.2121117

What a shit movie.

Of the 2 white male characters one is a retarded cuck and the other is not alex jones, all the good people saving lives are niggers and women. Trust the CDC goy

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File: a30030d9cb56bee⋯.jpg (355.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1538301.jpg)

 No.2120249[Reply]

Is it worth watching?

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 No.2120258

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 No.2120274

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 No.2120291

>watching tv soys

but why

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 No.2121113

>>2120251

>doesn't like the farmhouse season

Truth be told, none of it's worth watching. The thing is, each season (10-15 episodes or so) could easily be condensed down to a single 2-3 hr feature. A solid 80% of this show is nothing but filler - soap-opera, interpersonal-drama nonsense.

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 No.2121116

no and i regret watching the first few seasons

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 No.2120294[Reply]

Mundanematt & Kevin Smith BTFO Disney haters

How they ever recover?

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 No.2120807

File: 4f6c05c99981fc4⋯.jpg (16.83 KB, 500x418, 250:209, FpN6Wn1_d.jpg)

>>2120785

>t. Butthurt junkie

I'd tell you to commit sudoku, but you are doing that yourself already. Fact is:

Fat Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) > Vegan Kevin Smith (Insufferable Bob)

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 No.2120818

>>2120807

>Fat Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) > Vegan Kevin Smith (Insufferable Bob)

How come Kevin Smith movies were so much better when he was fat and Catholic?

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 No.2121092

Is Clerks his only good movie? Every clip I've seen of Clerks II and Mallrats is just obnoxious nerd humor and pop culture references that completely turn me off from watching them. Sure, there was some of that in Clerks but it fit because the whole thing revolves around two guys just bullshitting with each other throughout the day because they hate their jobs. At least Tarantino does the pop culture stuff well, Smith just seems to throw it in because he's autistically obsessed with comic books and Soy Wars.

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 No.2121106

>>2121092

Based Refn

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 No.2121110

>>2121092

Clerks was probably his best, Chasing Amy and Dogma were above average decent.

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File: 93c253ff9e7c106⋯.png (888.27 KB, 1194x1098, 199:183, jsbnd.png)

 No.2120168[Reply]

>this time for real

>this evening. prime time

>no no no, this time I'm going to tell it

>I'm spilling the beans

>fo sho

>swear to G_d

I know it will be nothing, but which Hollywood person could be shaking in his boots right now?

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 No.2120533

File: 971ca892b26b00f⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 900x900, 1:1, photo.jpg)

>>2120259

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS

THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

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 No.2120631

>>2120533

tourrettes man feels so long ago now

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 No.2121100

>>2120228

Suddenly that joke he made about molesting the Olson Twins at his Comedy Central roast isn’t so funny

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 No.2121101

>>2120458

It’s literally just banging 16 year old back in the 70’s when everyone did it because that used to be the age of consent like 5 years prior

Also Woody never raised the Asian kid. He didn’t meet her until she was already an adult

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 No.2121105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watch this behind the scenes clip of a young Leo DiCaprio. Pay close attention to how odd and weird his interactions are with producer Brian Peck…

Peck was convicted of sexual abuse of a child actor while working with Nickelodeon. He served 16 months in prison then immediatly went back into the movie business with no problem, and still even works on childrens shows with child actors.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115792/Pedophile-X-Men-actor-convicted-sexually-abusing-Nickelodeon-child-star-working-underage-kids.html

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File: cd1aa4b9f1edbff⋯.jpg (571.72 KB, 2306x3000, 1153:1500, turtu.jpg)

 No.2120642[Reply]

I watch movies and realize that the jewish characters are very smart and lovable. They are always so logical and get along with people so well. They are so much smarter than the stupid white guys. Justin Long is so witty and smart, he's so much cooler than your average white guy. He always gets the hot white girls and he can communicate with them so well.

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 No.2120916

>>2120909

What can you expect from "A polynesian jew"?

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 No.2120921

File: 4506f1077b8251f⋯.webm (2.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nigger_beatdown.webm)

>>2120703

Here's what it looks like when you separate a nigger from its pack.

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 No.2120939

File: 508fd1751506e46⋯.png (120.94 KB, 503x377, 503:377, 1250632229836.png)

>>2120909

>renting movies

>watching an Oscar nominated movie and not expecting it to be kike propaganda

I don't know what I find more retarded

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 No.2120944

File: f245be6f4a0a59c⋯.png (77.21 KB, 270x247, 270:247, concerned_confusion.png)

>>2120909

>I shoulda just rented

Why are you renting movies, nigger? I rent my apartment because I can't afford a house and a mortgage. Yet, you rent movies because of what? try using torrents

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 No.2121090

>Long is an oven dodger

Guess I should've figured

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File: 0f00c428351940b⋯.jpg (44.38 KB, 600x600, 1:1, remember_sbs_ost.jpg)

 No.2121089[Reply]

This is a drama out of Korea not the one with the geezer on the cover. It is about a high school student with a photographic memory who is trying to get his father off for a murder he did not commit. I'm only into the 4th episode but it looks like he gits the girl who is a bit older than he is. Available on kissasian and finer putlockers everywhere.

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File: 81f225b510a350d⋯.jpg (22.17 KB, 338x500, 169:250, poster_opt.jpg)

 No.2121057[Reply]

Vivarium.2019.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

>Kike Eisenberg

>Evils of Suburbia

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 No.2121061

>>2121057

utter shit. also is there a more unwatchable actor than eisenfag? I don't think so

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 No.2121065

I only just saw him in Zombieland 2. Fun if not as fresh as the first.

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 No.2121067

The film should not have been feature length

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 No.2121080

>>2121067

>The film should not have been

ftfy

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