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 No.2121599 [Open thread]

>In this revered Western, Ethan Edwards (John Wayne) returns home to Texas after the Civil War. When members of his brother's family are killed or abducted by Comanches, he vows to track down his surviving relatives and bring them home. Eventually, Edwards gets word that his niece Debbie (Natalie Wood) is alive, and, along with her adopted brother, Martin Pawley (Jeffrey Hunter), he embarks on a dangerous mission to find her, journeying deep into Comanche territory.

>In a time when "The West" pretty much ends in Texas and only California is slowly being populated by the white men, there's a severe lack of women among the workers on Roy Whitman's farm in the California Valley. So he goes back east to Chicago to recruit 150 women willing to become wives for his employees. From the candidates he selects 138 who seem able to survive a months long journey across "The Great American Desert" and the Rocky Mountains. Written by Tom Zoerner

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Exploitation Films

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 No.2121637

Love the searchers man. My favorite ford flick besides satgecoach. Also john wayne at his best. One of my top three westerns.

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 No.2117859 [Open thread]

Post kino Louis CK the Cuck King copypastas

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 No.2119302

File: 1c2c07d199b6aee⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.45 MB,325x183,325:183,19.gif)

Louis isn't the cuck king anymore, he was toppled by Kike Cucklasa long ago.

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 No.2119594

File: 1304b19633a5435⋯.jpg (61.73 KB,316x321,316:321,Gizoogle__Translation.jpg)

Da air is thick as tha full capacitizzle crowd waits up 'n total darknizzles. Chill as I take you on a trip.

Louis CK is 15 minutes late ta start his sizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Suddenly, tha thunderous roar of African war beats n' elephant cries ring out.

Da spotlights focus centre stage. Tru niggaz do niggaz.

A battalion of proud as a muthafucka black militants lead Louis on stage up 'n not a god damn thang but a gangbangin' finga-lickin' dirty-ass short pink nightgown, grill covered up 'n makeup bustin a funky-ass bob-cut blonde wizzig.

"Fizzans, tonight be tha night dat i fulfil mah destiny n' duty as a sissizzle white biiiatch, tonight be tha night I loze mah manhood wanna be gangsta n' shit."

"Don't do it Louis muthafucka! It don't gotta be dizzis way dawwwwg!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice fizzy tizzy cizzy, unable ta hold his cold-ass tongue any longa.

"Ayo shut da fuck up biiiatch" booms Tyrique, assertin his nubian domizzle. Da silent tension buildz fo' mere secondz befizzle tha hecklaz neck is snappizzle by a sympathetic white subject, purizzle ta brang tha attention back ta tha stage. Da mans hoe be stripped naked n' dragge' away, presumably ta a freshly smoked up thuglife of rape n' forced black impregnation.

"As I was sayin" quivered Louis, "Unda tha counsel of mah advisors, I have decided ta forego dat which I do not deserve, my right ta reproduce fo' realz. As we speak, mah daughtas be bein shipped ta Sudan ta repay my debt ta our freshly smoked up black overlords to increase tha peace. Now witout drug deala adieu, let our asses begin!"

Witin seconds, Louizzles be impizzle anally n' orally wit 36 inchez of blizzay tizzay stizzay. While DeMarcus n' Javhonte destrizzle his crazy-ass masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls up a machete tha size of a shawty' small-ass child, personally pimped by Joseph Kony n' his cold-ass top shamans n' up 'n one rhymin', removes it literally.

Louis screams up 'n both pain n' liberation as tha wound be cauterize' wit a gangbangin' flamin baobab branch, aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.2121087

>>2119302

Louis CK is still the cuck king in my eye and that's a good thing.

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 No.2121629

>>2119302

He's second place tbh. Does any have archived the image of Louis getting fucked in the ass by a negroid while sticking his head outside of his window? I regret not saving that after the sandnigger guilt game.

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 No.2121632

>>2119302

is there a true stroy about Cucklasa being a literal cuckold?

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 No.2117945 [Open thread]

Don't get me wrong. I like Rick and Morty. but there are something amuse me since season 1.

I know it's homage to "Back to the Future" but it's not only that. it's seem got an inspire from japan manga Doraemon.

Except the similar character behavior like this pic. some episode seem similar .

For Example mr. meeseeks. it's similar with Doraemon awesome gadgets . that help Nobita and his father. it's turn out good at first then turn to shit in the middle episode then end with big joke or moral of story .

The concept of multiple Rick and Multiple Morty join together from multi-universe look similar with playing with themselves in different time of Doremon . He use his time machine talke himself from 2hour - 4 hour -6 hour and 8 hour in the future to help Nobita do his homework. turn turn out he can't sleep because he will find himself ask for help in next every next 2 hours

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 No.2118359

>>2118354

You can get dominated without being raped, you know.

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 No.2118361

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 No.2121436

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 No.2121631

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>>2117945

>Ripping off

>Pedophiles can't write shit even to save their asses

>References instead of jokes

There is a reason on why it's called adult swim Simpsons.

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 No.2121634

My IQ is still too puny to understand why humping a baby doll is an insightful parody of Dexter.

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 No.2121313 [Open thread]

Not allowed to make fun of Nu-Ducktales on /co/. So I am posting this on /tv/.

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 No.2121585

>>2121438

Lol, you're gay

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 No.2121609

>>2121454

You know gays arent the only people who diddle kids, right? I can understand hating them for many reasons but diddling kids is the most retarded one.

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 No.2121614

File: 86d83c3d00656d9⋯.gif (1.95 MB,460x348,115:87,tumblr_oujfkjnp0Q1tdhimpo1….gif)

Japan literally had interracial gay teen sex scenes back in the 70s. It's not the end of the world.

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 No.2121616

>>2121614

Well at least when Japan acts gay that's because they sincerely are, when the rest of the world acts gay it's because they're attention starved faggots that didn't learn anything from all the beatings their parents should have given them.

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 No.2121627

>>2121313

>Not allowed to make fun of Nu-Ducktales on /co/

What else you can't mock on /co/, besides shitting on faggot cartoon designers? Pedophilia?

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 No.2112220 [Open thread]

What do you want to see in the next season?

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 No.2119194

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>>2118853

I'm disappointed that you didn't cringily lust after her feet.

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 No.2119198

>>2119194

How would that be any worse than anything else in his post?

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 No.2119352

I watched the movie Godzilla with millie bobby brown in it, and all i could think of was the waifu guy and how much she looks like a boy.

>>2119198

It wouldn't be worse. feetposting has a distinct cheesiness to it.

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 No.2121621

lewd sadies? she 18…

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 No.2121625

>>2112220

Russians making hardcore Millie deepfakes

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 No.2117439 [Open thread]

Is he the most underrated actor of all time?

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 No.2117965

>>2117447

Fuck niggers.

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 No.2117976

No one on /tv/ has actually ever seen a film. One guy watches a trailer, says it sucks in a thread, and then the puerile sociopaths start flinging shit at each other. Every thread is a shit-flinging contest or a regurgitation of old crap. OP is not asking anything. He is snarkily stating an opinion he probably does not even hold as a prelude to the shit-flinging ritual. What a waste of time and energy.

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 No.2117978

>>2117976

and yet you wasted time replying to said thread with a blog post…

good job faggot

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 No.2117985

>>2117976

but I watch . and your point is correct if you mean to racists scum . this is why there are rule to keep /pol/ cancer on /pol/

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 No.2121624

>>2117439

I chew the gum, it makes me look more american.

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 No.2121623 [Open thread]

>A violent and destructive war erupts between two conflicting groups - the mafia and some soldiers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE

NEXT WEEKS THEME: 1800s/early 1900s America (no westerns)

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 No.2121617 [Open thread]

White liberals are giving a Youtube puppet show by a literal furfag free money because he said he supports black lives matter

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 No.2121612 [Open thread]

>After a young writer (Camille Keaton) is brutally raped and left for dead by four men, she systematically hunts them down one by one to exact a terrible vengeance.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: African made (Nollywood/Wakaliwood)

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 No.2121611 [Open thread]

/tv/ which one of these is the best version of Pinocchio?

Which one of them is the shittiest version of Pinocchio?

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File: 61586385c7e8747⋯.jpg (15.81 KB,320x240,4:3,check_your_six_for_cooties.jpg)

 No.2121589 [Open thread]

Law and Order: Organized Crime

I think we can all look forward to Meloni getting in people's faces and banging interview tables and dealing with his dozen daughters.

I can't wait, trying to savor HAPPY! so this is very good news.

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 No.2121610

Didn't he suck Beecher's penis?

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 No.2121584 [Open thread]

I've noticed that sometimes movies on Prime Video have a mislabeled year or are in a catagory they really aren't a part of, how lazy are the people who run that shit really?

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 No.2121582 [Open thread]

>Young American man Douglas Gordon Hamilton (Robert Harron) lives in a rural French community where he is successfully wooing local beauty Marie Stephenson (Lillian Gish). But their romance is interrupted when World War I dawns, and Douglas decides to join up with the French Army. The Germans then mercilessly bomb and infiltrate Marie's village, and Douglas is injured in battle. As lecherous German soldiers close in on Marie, a recovering Douglas plans a daring rescue.

NEXT WEEKS THEME: Live Action + Animation (i.e Space Jam, Who Framed Roger Rabbit etc.)

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 No.2121586

sage

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 No.2121581 [Open thread]

>Men build walls behind me

>And I don't look back

bunkerchan

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 No.2121573 [Open thread]

All modern tv’s support YouTube. So YouTube is /tv/. post mysterious youtube finds here.

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 No.2121574

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 No.2121575

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