No.769 [Open thread]
Being an otter fan is not for everyone; you must have a certain level of intelligence and perfomance level of the brain; otter fans have heightened logical thinking and analysis skills which allows them to sea otters as the noble creatures that they are.
The soul of the otter fan is a happy soul, for in contrast to the plebeian soul it is nourished by the love of otters. Hence it enjoys a closer connection to God, being ever thankful to the wise Creator for giving us the beautiful gift of otters.
Plebeians are not likely to become otter fans, as they simply do not have the capacity to handle otters in their brains. If you have passed the test and find yourself here, as one of us: Congratulations. It is certainly a great privilege to be here and to be able to love otters this much.
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No.932
>>929
>>930
>So true. Otters are the best addiction.
Imbibing regular doses of nature's best medicine is not addiction. It's communion.
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No.972
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No.1006
>>972
#AllOttersGoToHEavEn
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No.1017
anon…it sounds like you're an otter nationalist..
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No.1022
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