No.769
Being an otter fan is not for everyone; you must have a certain level of intelligence and perfomance level of the brain; otter fans have heightened logical thinking and analysis skills which allows them to sea otters as the noble creatures that they are.
The soul of the otter fan is a happy soul, for in contrast to the plebeian soul it is nourished by the love of otters. Hence it enjoys a closer connection to God, being ever thankful to the wise Creator for giving us the beautiful gift of otters.
Plebeians are not likely to become otter fans, as they simply do not have the capacity to handle otters in their brains. If you have passed the test and find yourself here, as one of us: Congratulations. It is certainly a great privilege to be here and to be able to love otters this much.
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No.772
>>769
Otter Blesses All Who Enter
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No.774
Otter Fans the Earth with Love
💠💜🌈💜💠
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No.830
Did we choose otters… Or did otters choose us?
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No.831
>>830
Just like the pull between positive and negative forces.
Unstoppable Magnetic Attractive Power.
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No.832
>>831
Correction:
Unstoppable Regenerative Magnetic Attractive Power.
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No.882
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No.887
>>882
Results confirm: otters have triggered the next major evolution in human consciousness, as predicted by ancient prophecies from around the globe. Expect BIG changes. No stopping it once it starts.
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No.905
>>882
>otter lovers lack teeth
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No.906
>>905
>otter lovers lack teeth
Fossil record is incomplete and can prove misleading.
You have personal experience to back up your statement?
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No.929
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No.930
>>929
So true. Otters are the best addiction.
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No.931
>>930
Man, if only I had known earlier that being addicted to otters could have so many benefits.
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No.932
>>929
>>930
>So true. Otters are the best addiction.
Imbibing regular doses of nature's best medicine is not addiction. It's communion.
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No.972
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No.1006
>>972
#AllOttersGoToHEavEn
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No.1017
anon…it sounds like you're an otter nationalist..
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No.1022
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