/otter/ - Otterposting

We ottermode here?

So is this board Bishan or Marina gang?

>when your dumb face gets destroyed by a vicious otter

Why are otters so evil?

How hard is it to become a OSG member? They seem based and I want to join them so I can do my part supporting otters. Do you have to be some sort of biologist or researcher for it?

Would an otter ever betray me?

We are exalted by otters as they are a beautiful gift that God has given to us. For God created otters with the qualities of goodness, wisdom, and strength. What does the law of God teach us about the otter? Indeed, it is the source of our happiness and joy. But the most important point it lays down is that the otter doesn't have a mind of its own and that God works through it. The otter doesn't go on about his thoughts and feelings only, which makes it very similar to an angel. God wants his thoughts and feelings to reflect in them. This is why they are called "spiritual beings". When you consider the otter as a rational creature, you find he has no choice but to obey God's will. Otters are so adaptable, that they can move through water, land, air, and even space.

Our pride and happiness is that we fulfill our divine duty of protecting otters. We are loyal to otters and serve them. They are cherished creatures in our hearts.

>"Do you love otters?" he asked.

>"Yes sir," I answered, "with all my heart."

>"If there's one thing we've grown to really like, it's otters."

>"We love otters, we love otters."

I enjoy otters.

<"I don't know what's going on in your head", my mother said angrily, "All you ever talk about is otters! It's as if you're obsessed! All day long, it's always just otters, otters, otters!"

<"Well fine, I am obsessed! I just love them!", I yelled back.

<"Well yeah, but I have many other things to do than talk about them today". My mother put me in a daze with a question. "Why do you even like otters?"

<The whole time, I was asking questions, but I had no answer. All I could feel now was something terrible. It was terrible. I don't know what was going on inside my head, but it was just as bad. It was as if I was seeing ghosts all day. One day, I was playing in my room. At my feet were about 20 otters that were all about 4 years old. All I could see was myself. My father was on his way there just then and I was holding my hands up there to get the otters closer to me.

¿Why this board exists? ¿This is the meaning of life or something?

Anyone else remember the best LibreOffice mascot?

ITT: otter puns

Otter Pokemon.

I tell ya the gubbamint's oughta do sumthin 'bout them gosh-darn cotton-pickin otters eatin up all of mah gosh-darn priceless carpfish

Post otter lolis

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