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File: fb0301231cbf211⋯.png (371.62 KB,576x412,144:103,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.835 [Open thread]

I feel lost. So very lost. Never once have I felt as though I was part of this world. In my eyes, I was always a "monster", while the rest are "human". I hate this. Even though I know that autism is probably why I'm the way I am, I wonder if it's more than that.

I feel so empty. So bored. So meaningless. Like I could clip through the floor at any moment and fall into the planet's core. I just want to be a real man, someone with desires, aspirations, talents and friends.

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 No.838

File: 11a5cc15b664877⋯.png (262.83 KB,540x675,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

I want to make an RPG Maker game. But unfortunately I'm not a writer who can come up with compelling ideas, an artist who can make the sprites nor even a composer to make the soundtrack. I can't even play a small role in a much larger project.

Although, I think I will try to do all of those things anyways. If I give up, I'll post about it here to ensure that not only angels will laugh at my incompetence. The stakes have been raised.

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 No.839

File: d2eb62b46242511⋯.png (300.13 KB,360x453,120:151,ClipboardImage.png)

Today I spent some time outside. Everyone is inside these days out of fear of getting sick. Finally I'm getting some good quality air in my system.

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 No.840

File: 228cd92c4b3bb5a⋯.png (511.4 KB,549x582,183:194,ClipboardImage.png)

The fact that you choose to represent yourself as a black humanoid makes me think you're a NIGGER.

Think again. It's meant to symbolize the emptiness in my soul. Blacks do not have souls.

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 No.841

File: da3321ed3a107bc⋯.png (16.74 KB,518x457,518:457,ClipboardImage.png)

push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups push ups

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 No.842

Please forgive me for not updating my blog yesterday.

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 No.754 [Open thread]

I found a suicide partner and we'll be killing ourselves on the 13th of July at 1am or so.

We'll be dying by using the charcoal burning method. I'm might livestream it, but it wouldnt be interesting.

I'm 20 years old, born Britain, my parents are from bangladesh, aka im a shitskin feelsbadman.

I've recorded a note, but I that was over a month ago. I'm going to record another one, but Not sure what else to talk about.

Any ideas?

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 No.762

>>754

Why not just try moving to Bangladesh?

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 No.763

>>754

You are not a shitskin don't listen to those nordic snowniggers.

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 No.766

Did he died?

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 No.767

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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 No.828

>>767

shove something else in there and see if it becomes apricots

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File: d82b651398dca47⋯.png (164.53 KB,655x482,655:482,Happy komi.png)

 No.827 [Open thread]

i went and got my haircut and my barber was cute. we both apparently hate sunlight and had a 30 minute discussion on how much we both fucking hate the sun and sunscreen.

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 No.430 [Open thread]

I made bread.

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 No.623

My dad used to make bread a lot. Good shit.

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 No.637

>>623

My parents used to make bread often using one of those metallic bread machines, but in the end nothing beats oven-baked bread.

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 No.779

What type? Ezekiel? White? Sourdough?

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 No.823

>>437

>>621

>>779

It was some recipe I found on the first page of startpage when I looked up "bread recipes". It was pretty crusty and I thought it tasted pretty good even though it was apparently over a year ago now.

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 No.824

i just buy bread at the store, why make it myself

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File: ca2960b704d5d04⋯.png (174.84 KB,317x316,317:316,1562723127460.png)

 No.769 [Open thread]

The skepticism behind lolicon. People attracted to children are pedos. People attracted to Cream the Rabbit are waifuists. These can be connected ('grooming'), people can 'want more next', but there's no guarantee. I grew out of loli early 17 and never felt attracted to kids afterwards.

This was going to be a Tweet but I don't want to publicly admit I used to like loli.

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 No.777

Pedophilia is an attraction to real children. Lolis are a different type of degenerate. Not saying they're right, just that people who define themselves as attracted to minor human beings should not be classified in the same manner as people who like 'fictional child porn.' I agree lolicon leaves the roots in the mind to become attracted to real children and it is suspiciously close. It's a gray area and it is best to avoid such risque, disturbing material for your own sanity anyways. There are differences between Cream the Rabbit and your neighbor's daughter down the street, and being attracted to either is fucked up, just in a different kind of way. To be put on the same level as a child rapist or even a MAP for that manner just for liking risque artwork is stupid. I don't support lolicons OR pedophiles and believe both should seek some type of effective therapy, I just hate society's blanket statements and broad labels like, "O-ho-ho that man said negro once when he was younger, he's a racist just like the KKK and the lynch mobs, there's no difference whatsoever! If you do any action in the direction of some greater evil, you are that greater evil!"

Edit: loli is not a normalizing/cutesy term like MAP is. Loli simply distinguishes between who's attracted to children - as in figures that exist and have the emotional and physical capability to be harmed - and who's attracted to pixels or art material marks that are structured to resemble one. Yes, art can be used to groom, and it can be used to groom more easily than some other things out there, but even artwork of 18+ consenting furries can be used to groom children. It's not the art that does the sexual abuse, nor is the responsible consumer of said art. A sexual abuser did the sexual abuse. And what's to say that this person is legitimately a pedophile, not just somebody with anger issues that wanted to hurt the child not for sexual gratification, but just to hurt the child? It's all confusing, but that doesn't mean terms like pedophile and pedophile apologist should be thrown around so easily. Hell, I'm probably seen as a pedophile apologist now, but I have no support for terms like MAP and do not support their actions, I believe that they all need help. But then again, who doesn't? Attacking people doesn't change the fact people are fucked in the head. Broad labels don't help in understanding people for who they arPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.783

>>777

nice digits.

I'm

>Merely

>A

>Pedo

myself.

I've been trying to get help for a year now.

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 No.816

>>783

You're not a MAP of Twitter, right? I hope you don't use such a cutesy term, I cannot support that. But if you acknowledge the mental disorder and try to privately find support, and do not act out on your impulses, then you are a normal person regardless of what the rest of the internet would say.

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 No.821

If loli isn't pedo because it's just drawings, then is yaoi not gay because it's just drawings too?

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 No.822

I don't even know what to type to check these boards.

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File: 58b353c24fcc6c6⋯.jpg (68.52 KB,683x455,683:455,dive.jpg)

 No.771 [Open thread]

Goals:

I want a better body

I want to get a car

I want to finish my first website

I want to finish my 2nd

I want to Learn machine learning & how to stay anonymous online

I want to make a lot of money from my projects

I want to master manipulating people

I want to get better at mathematics and genetics in 6 years

Passive Habits:

I want to learn how to fight & rockclimb

And I want to be at the beach and swim more.

I want to get better at learning again. Be more excited about it.

I want to stop trying to see myself as needing to be a social person. That's corny to me. and there's something wrong with it. Polite I guess, but I need to stay away from being that guy that needs to do it.

I run to the gym later today. After I go to sleep. That should be good. Hopefully meet someone that wants to train me. People tend to want to do that. When I was younger they did. Not sure if I was just bait or they saw I had potential.

I'm going to get back into minecraft and then hopefully catch wind of the next latest game.

>love life

I'm so distant from people already. and I've been with her so long everyone else feels like an alien.

and the way that I love. so exposed. jesus. I've accepted that it's gonna take a while. I just look at people and it's chilling to even get to think of knowing someone else like that. and then all the effort it's going to take. and then all the expectations. and sacrifice. all over again. I don't want to just keep hitting the reset button.

She just up and did it, because she was so scared of me cheating when i went to Texas. and she texts me often and tries to get at me. she still says I don't care. "You don't care enough" is all I ever heard.

We have a child together. and I feelPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.813

i could have been so much better if i just had someone to talk to .

if i would have just gotten therapy earlier

people wouldn't have the chance to know this about me.

i'm destroyed. the rest of my life is ruined

i'm nothing more than a nigger slave for the rest of eternity.

they'll always just say i'm a pedo. shut up pedo

i tried so hard to be normal

i blocked my wife now

she can no longer send me text or try to get at me emotionally.

it's become overwhelming.

i'm paying $450 in child support. no court order.

i know the court is just going to make it more because life is just shit.

i fucking hate everything about being black

for a good fucking reason

but society will just say "oh, just love yourself" when no one on fucking tinder or bumble will. and of course black people will hate me. when they obviously struggle with the same shit

how the fuck am i not getting anyone on these apps. not even on the black dating app

i need to get out this weekend. maybe.

i don't know where to go. everything will cost to much. i need to save money.

the gym has been good. but i'm still lonely.

there are nice girls there, but they've all been working out for a while now. i just got started.

what the hell do i look like just talking to them?

a black guy talking a white girl.

people say "oh that's still taboo" no.

no it's not taboo. they just don't fucking want us.

and i unironically only get paired up with fat chicks if any on these stupid apps.

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 No.814

I wouldn't be a pedo if my childhood wasn't so fucking broken.

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 No.817

I need to stop coming here

I need to start getting serious.

I need to build my own place

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 No.818

and start forging my own people

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 No.820

Everything is there for people to find out who i am.

i'm not hiding.

everything i laid out is just a fuse

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File: 168f31c139beecb⋯.jpg (11.35 KB,190x300,19:30,s-l300.jpg)

 No.815 [Open thread]

Have gender dysphoria, either because you hate your body parts or because you have great mental anguish from your birth sex? It's perfectly fine you become nonbinary.

My problem is with preachy nonbinary people that get pissed off when you question their validity and preach their gender as some important thing. I've come to learn that nonbinary is valid through my own research and experience with the confessions of nonbinary people, not because of crappy stamps and PSAs that say, "Nonbinary is valid and if you disagree you are a transphobe uwu." I've come to learn that there can be legitimate dysphoria behind nonbinary people and that it wasn't some trender gender. I've also learned to stop caring what people identify as, because there is often a reason that they choose to identify as such. Otherkin, genderfluid, people should have the right to identify as whatever they please so long as they do it with legitimate intent and not just because of some type of fashion statement.

What I cannot stand, however, are the nonbinary people that are downright irritating about their gender. In much of their art, they include the nonbinary flag, they have nonbinary right in their bio, they have a nonbinary stamp, they shun anybody who asks questions about their gender, they throw around the word transphobe like nothing, they get upset that people misgender them… it's so damn pretentious. You are not entitled to anything, you get respect in return for respect for others. Respect others and earn respect in return. PC culture has acceptance all backwards. You don't get an award for being born or walking the Earth. There are enough polluting masses of flesh and bones in the world. If you don't make yourself worth something and make an effort towards being a decent human being, you don't deserve to be treated as if you are worth anything. There are enough beggars, narcissists, and self-pitying people in the world, so why would you be entitled to anything more than them? Fancier toilet paper and better-groomed hair ain't worth shit. Assuming you center yourself around these common goals… economic prosperity makes you worth nothing more than your money. Being extremely talented makes you worth nothing more than your talent. In the end, it all boils down to your character, and a mass following is not reflective of whaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 8582f6cd3918164⋯.jpg (159.19 KB,600x450,4:3,65925100_p0_master1200.jpg)

 No.778 [Open thread]

There are lots of artists that overcharge. But there are even more that undercharge. Sometimes I am sad to see such great art going for below minimum wage. But at the same time… well, I'm going to throw my respect out the window and just be honest here: Kayla-Na and some other popular artists have RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING HIGH prices for such BELOW AVERAGE artwork. There, I said it, I'm ready for the flame comments and hate messages.

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 No.782

>>778

well point me to some underpaid artists. so i can hire them.

some people are on a budget.

and doing art is an oversaturated skillset.

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File: cb9ad0a4d1169a9⋯.png (63.3 KB,1461x1031,1461:1031,Seek not Loli.png)

 No.765 [Open thread]

>>>/v/16692342

>Everyone goes on and on and on about how great the economy is and how everyone is hiring. I've found a near 100% correlation between people who say that and people who haven't had to look for a job in at least 20 years.

I tried to stop being a NEET once earlier this year. Got a job as a janitor fairly quickly. Only thing I hated was being called in in the middle of the night becuase other chucklefucks kept not turning up. More money for me though. Circumstance required I leave that job after a short time though. If possible, I'd like to work a relaxed job where my year round allergies wouldn't be an issue. But I know that's not possible.

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 No.770

>>765

try a hotel maybe anon.

night shift

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 No.696 [Open thread]

Just bought two giant frozen burritos labeled "The Bomb" from a gas station. Wish me luck, /blog/.

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 No.753

>>740

Don Miguel presents:

King of The Sheckel

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 No.755

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 No.756

This thread is fucking glorious

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 No.759

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 No.761

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>>696

OP here, my IP might have changed since making the first post.

Actually, nothing happened the first time I did this. Then I did it the next day. And the next. The day after that they ran out of Bombs so I bought some similar burritos from another brand. I think it was El Monterey. It was that day that I ended up taking massive, spicy, liquid shits on and off for like four hours. It was actually extremely painful, and I ended up frantically tearing off my pants so I could slavsquat on the toilet seat in the hopes that I'd get it all out more efficiently. And when I got up to get more toilet paper, little drops of liquid shit would drip out of my asscrack onto the floor. Did I mention just how spicy this shit was? It was kind of chocolate milk if chocolate milk was made out of ghost peppers.

Anyway, I went on buying giant frozen burritos every day for like a week after that and then I felt like I was coming down with AIDS so I stopped. Good times.

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 No.757 [Open thread]

My mom went out of town today. Now I am thickly padded with crinkley plastic adult diapers and baby powder, and am lying in bed all cosy. Feels good man.

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 No.700 [Open thread]

A common observation I notice on 8chan is that people pretend to have the perspective of an oldfag, or a general quality perspective and try using it to assert their opinions on the direction the board has gone over time. Such as the board has gone to shit.

Or that there's hearsay and rumor of another board's quality, and try to persuade or disuade others from going there.

Well, for once, I'm going to start writing down my perspective of things to at least supplement my POV with evidence, and it may or may not be counterexample to whatever narrative a random anon tries to run about an 8chan board. It's still a POV rather than an all-encompassing experience, but at least I evidence mine references.

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 No.747

>>>/tech/1074671

http://archive.is/Hub8k

>2014-2015

>high time of GamerGate

>GitHub takes down GamerGate repo under false claims of doxing and harassment from SJWs

>Github employee even starts doxing some GamerGate Twitterfags

>fastforward a few years later

>Microsoft buys GitHub

>everyone on /tech/ flips their shit

>fastforward to present time

>newfag OP asks if GitHub is a free speech zone

>Xbox Live even announces its not a free speech zone

/tech/ has really gone to a special kind of shit.

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 No.748

>>>/tech/1074620

>*pill me on

>pepe image

>basic question

<I can't think or research for myself so tell me...

>>>/tech/1074623

>doesn't even understand the conditions of GPL license

Wish 4chan would fuck off.

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 No.749

>>713

Are you trying to come across as a woman because I can't read this with anything but a woman's voice

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 No.750

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 No.751

If I ran a board, I would just filter "redpill me" to "spoonfeed me".

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 No.643 [Open thread]

>be me

>/b/ mod

>April of the current year

>find out that two namefags live closeish to each other (Seruki and TableROU)

>they hook up

>Seruki gets pregnant

>they decide they want to come visit me before they have a kid

>mfw they follow through

>mfw im currently staying with them until the 10th

>mfw they buy me 5 polished ceramic eggs as a gift

It's currently 11:17AM and we are going to spend the rest of the day in Denver. I've put one of the eggs up my ass and intend to see how long I can wait until I shit it out and give it to one of them on public transport.

Pic moderately related: I put an egg up my ass a long time ago on /b/, Seruki and Table both were present during this incident.

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 No.645

Dear god it was stuck the entire day. My ass is currently a river of blood, but I got it out (barely). I was trying for hours to shit it out, but it was stuck deep in there. I seem to have made it 12 hours though, in hindsight I should have done it with a raw egg and saw if it cooked.

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 No.646

File: 8a3d4364a6d3d45⋯.jpeg (323.22 KB,1112x2208,139:276,D0A5DF67-8412-4DBF-B059-B….jpeg)

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 No.651

>>646

And now you're touching it with your hands. /b/ literally is cancer.

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 No.685

CANCER

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 No.746

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/b/ deserved to die and /b2/ can suck my microdick

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 No.736 [Open thread]

Dear /blog/

Today I sucked 10 cocks.

This is less than I usually get.

How can I improve? Post tips on how to be the gayest faggot you can.

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 No.602 [Open thread]

Tictoc

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 No.610

Whatever happened with that old hag who called the cops on this guy? I only know about this from ricecooker jim's stream.

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 No.735

>>610

corinne. she has a kiwifarms thread

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