No.754
I found a suicide partner and we'll be killing ourselves on the 13th of July at 1am or so.
We'll be dying by using the charcoal burning method. I'm might livestream it, but it wouldnt be interesting.
I'm 20 years old, born Britain, my parents are from bangladesh, aka im a shitskin feelsbadman.
I've recorded a note, but I that was over a month ago. I'm going to record another one, but Not sure what else to talk about.
Any ideas?
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No.758
>killing yourself at age 20
Sorry man but you are a fucking retard.
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No.762
>>754
Why not just try moving to Bangladesh?
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No.763
>>754
You are not a shitskin don't listen to those nordic snowniggers.
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No.766
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No.767
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
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No.828
>>767
shove something else in there and see if it becomes apricots
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