I made this thread few years back, but lets try it again: The Big Guy rating for movies.
The movie gets points depending on how many parallers it has to the TDKR. Be generous and rather give points than refrain from handing em out. For example helicopter scenes could do as plane scenes but give half points or so.
+20pts Theres a Big Guy
+10pts Theres a masked man
+5pts "For you" -line.
+5pts "You have no power over me" -line
+10pts Extreme pain is mentioned
+10pts People get captured as part of a plan
+5pts Heroic sacrifice (like Wreckage Brother)
+10pts Theres a plane scene
>+5pts Flight plan is mentioned
>+5pts The plane gets hijacked
>+5pts The plane crashes
>+10pts With no survivors
+10pts Mercenaries are involved
>+5pts Theyre referred as 'hired guns'
>+5 Theyre quite loyal
>+5 they work or end up working for no charge
+10 pts CIA is involved
>5pts CIA is after a scientist
>5pts CIA is in charge of the operation (at first)
+10pts Theres a hothead (literal or otherwise)
>+5 He gets taken out (kinocked out or removed from the premises)
200/200
Was the Iron Chancellor the OG Big Guy?
>6'3" tall
>wore a ~mask~ big mustache
>had a master plan (to unite Germany)
>manipulated a small guy (Napoleon III - 5'4" tall) who thought he was in charge of European affairs
>edited the Ems Dispatch to rise the fire (both among the German and French population)
We should do a historical investigation to check if the Plane Scene dialogue wasn't present during the surrender and capture of Napoleon III at Sedan. I wouldn't be surprised.
World's Largest Airplane Mothballed
>https://www.engadget.com/2019/05/31/paul-allen-stratolaunch-shutdown-report/
He didn't fly so good…
Spamming 8chan for fun and profit.
8chan has gone down the shitter, Join me in spamming it to death. First download the spambot folder from this URL as a zip: https://mega.nz/#F!PzJQzaIb!ub3h5PtESfvM1hI1YELuNg open it and edit the config file to change the "directory" under [file upload] to wherever you keep your shitposting images. Use pip to install beautiful soup, then run program.py. It will open up a captcha in your browser and ask you to solve it, solve it and run! If your proxies in proxies.txt start getting banned or stop working, get more from this site: https://www.proxyscrape.com/free-proxy-list (just grab a bunch of http proxies and format them like they are in proxies.txt) or use proxyscraper. If its too slow for you, open up a bunch of instances and run them all at the same time. Do not be discouraged by cloudfare messages, they will only slow you down temporarily, especially if you are running multiple instances. Have fun! 14
Bravo Nolan's next masterpiece
Christopher Nolan's New Film Reveals Cast and Title
It's called 'Tenet' — let the speculation begin.
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kenneth Branagh and Michael Caine have joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s latest movie, Warner Bros. said Wednesday.
>Dimple Kapadia and Clémence Poésy, the French actress who may be best known to American audiences for playing Fleur Delacour in the Harry Potter movies, have also joined the production, whose title has been revealed as Tenet.
>John David Washington is leading the international cast that also includes Robert Pattinson and Elizabeth Debicki. Tenet is described as an action epic evolving from the world of international espionage.
>Tenet is being filmed in seven countries, using a mix of Imax and 70mm film. Nolan and Emma Thomas are producing while Thomas Hayslip is serving as executive producer.
>The below-the line team includes director of photography Hoyte van Hoytema, production designer Nathan Crowley, editor Jennifer Lame, costume designer Jeffrey Kurland, and visual effects supervisor Andrew Jackson. The score is being composed by Ludwig Göransson.
>Tenet has a release date of July 17, 2020.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/christopher-nolans-new-film-reveals-cast-title-1212931
The average American hasn’t made a new friend in 5 years
Forty-five percent of adults say they find it difficult to make new friends, according to new research.
A new study into the social dynamics of 2,000 Americans revealed that the average American hasn’t made a new friend in five years.
In fact, it seems for many that popularity hits its peak at age 23, and for 36 percent, it peaks even before age 21.
The study, conducted by OnePoll in conjunction with Evite, uncovered that one of the reasons 42 percent of adults struggle to make friends is due to introversion or shyness (((pussifacation and cuckdom))).
And the challenge is not just in breaking out of their shell but also breaking into new social situations and circles.
The majority of respondents cite friendship-making barriers that include aversion to the bar scene where most people choose to socialize, or the feeling that everyone’s friendship groups have already formed.
And how many friends do adults actually have? Turns out, 16. The average American has three friends for life, five people they really like and would hang out with one-on-one, and eight people they like but don’t spend time with one-on-one or seek out.
Most people have remained close with friends they met when they were younger. Nearly half of those surveyed have stayed friends with peers from high school, and a further 31 percent with peers from college.
Kicking it even more old-school, three in 10 Americans say they have made lasting connections with people they met in their childhood neighborhood.
However, 82 percent of those studied feel like lasting friendships are hard to find. The number one cause of lost friendships is moving away, with 63 percent revealing this to be a reason they’ve fallen out of touch with a former friend.
https://nypost.com/2019/05/09/why-the-average-american-hasnt-made-a-new-friend-in-5-years/
TDKR character tier list
https://tiermaker.com/categories/tv-and-movies/tdkr-and-expanded-universe-characters-ranking-35160
So I made this cause I was bored. Weird choices for characters since the Plane Scene itself doesn't have that many MC's so I took the rest from the post-credits scene. You can rank them yourself.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever…
Baneposting in media
Post examples of baneposting in tv, games, etc.
“You will have permission to try… and defeat me!”
“That was extremely painful…”
“I'm a necessary evil… which I suppose is better than an unnecessary evil.”
“No one cared who I was until I learned to do this!”
Programming Thread
ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged.
var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();
if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}
if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}
>[PRIORITY VOX-CHANNEL-MCCCXVIII-OPEN-CLEARANCE GRANTED-OBFUSCATION PROTOCOLS IN PLACE-IMPERATOR DOMINUS]
Inquisitor Wilson of Ordo Xenos reporting in, I have… great news! While overseeing the transfer of Magos Pavel from the Aeldari, a xeno mercenary only known as Bane came into our custody. They-he was pursuing the Magos. Interrogation will commence while en route to HQ. Encoded, I'm transferring the full manifest of all souls on board this shuttle with Deathwatch.
Inquisitor Wilson out.
>[CLOSING PRIORITY CHANNEL]
Wrestlemania 35/G1 Supercard invite
2 days, 2 big shows, even more room for absolute fucking disaster!
Your good brothers at /wooo/ invite you all once again to our 5th annual Wrestlemania show, but this time in addition, we will have New Japan Pro Wrestling and Ring of Honor's sold out show at Madison Square Garden: the G1 Supercard.
WRESTLEMANIA 35
Live from the shithole known as New Jersey on Sunday, April 7 at 5.30pm ET/2.30pm PT (10.30pm in bongland) at the MetLife Stadium, watch on the WWE Network or any of the sites listed below
This year's card include:
>SETH ROLLINS VS BROCK LESNAR TAKE 2
>TRIPLE-THREAT FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: BECKY LYNCH VS RONDA ROUSEY VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR
>TRIPLE H VS BATISTA IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
>AJ STYLES VS RANDY ORTON
>U.S CHAMPIONSHIP: SAMOA JOE VS REY MYSTERIO
>KURT ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH VS BARON CORBIN
>SHANE O'MAC VS THE MIZ
>205 FLIPPYSHIT BELT
>RAMEN NOODLES VS MOUNTAIN DREW MCINTYRE
This crap and so much more!
G1 SUPERCARD
Live from Madison Square Garden in Jew York City, Jew York. on saturday April 6 at 7:30 p.m. ET, watch on NJPW World or any of the sites listed below
The show's card includes:
>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "SWITCHBLADE" JAY WHITE VS "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA
>IWGP Jr. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: "BONE SOLDIER" TAIJI ISHIMORI VS BANDIDO VS DRAGON LEE
>IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: TETSUYA NAITO VS KOTA IBUSHI
>4-WAY TAG-TEAM CLUSTERFUCK: G.O.D VS EVIL AND SANADA VS VILLAIN ENTERPRISES VS THE BRISCOES
>NEW JAPAN CUP REMATCH: HIROSHI TANAHASHI VS ZACK SABRE Jr.
>ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: JAY LETHAL VS MARTY SCURLL VS MATT TAVEN
>CHAMP VS CHAMP: WILL OSPREAY VS JEFF COBB
And much more !
You can shitpost here or join us on >>>/wooo/ 8chan's premiere wrestling board
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STREAMS OF CHOICE FOR THE TRUE FAITHFUL OF ANIKI
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Next Christopher Nolan movie annouced
New Bravo Nolan movie, holy shit get hyped:
>Christopher Nolan has officially announced his next movie with a trailer coming soon later this week, with the movie releasing in June 2020.
<"Pushing the progress of filmmaking is a big task for me, one which I truly enjoy, but for my next movie I want to go back to my roots and do something closer to my heart, while also delivering the next evolution in the rising art of film"
<"The blend of action and comedy is not new but the genre has stagnated in recent years. I have gotten some new ideas and I would like to really tackle it for my next movie, which will be a buddy cop film starring two of the biggest actors for our time"
>The two lead actors cast has been Venom's Tom Hardy and Game of Thrones' Aidan Gillen, who have both appeared in Nolan's magnus opus The Dark Knight Rises.
>Several other actors such as Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Stewart and Alon Aboutboul, who have also appeared in TDKR have been rumored to be strongly linked to the film as well.
>The film will be titled "Bill and the Big Guy"
<"I think this next film of mine will truly start the fire in the hearts of the audiences and connect with them in ways never before. I encourage everyone to bring their friends to watch the movie"
>And in a rather surprising revelation by Nolan was that all those that would bring their friends to watch the movie would get no charge of their tickets.
>This is incredible news, never has this been done before in the history of cinema, though one has to think about the huge effect it will have on box office numbers. Is Nolan trying to crash the box office with no profit? Who knows to question the auteur, but for now all can simply say: Bravo Nolan
IT'S HAPPENING
https://variety.com/2019/film/news/next-christopher-nolan-movie
New Jersey lottery has a scratch off ticket where you need to get 3 or 4 in a row of the ticket's chosen subset of all symbols.
There are all kinds of symbols, but a coworker of mine noticed they have mask, plane, fire and clover.
Could the state lottery board have one of us in the wreckage?
>She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA
>Til two armed black robbers broke in for some kinky role-play!
>What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!
>So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door
>They said to her friend "Now suck it… you filthy whore!"
>They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!
>And made Fran watch as they put it in… her Fanny!
>Who would have guessed that the scene we described… was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
>Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!
>And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!
>She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
>The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!
WOOOO!
Career thread
So how can I become one of Bane's henchmen? What's the process? Do I have to start out as a lowly criminal? Do I need a degree? How important is physical fitness? Things like shooting and fighting, are they taught in the orientation or do they expect you to be already proficient in them? Is a military background seen positive or negative? How much do you make a year? Any bennies?
CIA BLUEBOOK EPISODE 4
NAZI UFOS
UNJUSTENING STREAM
The day is soon upon us where Brendan Fraser will pay his final $50,000, his final alimony cheque and that day is 31st January. To celebrate, /just/ hosts a stream of some Brendan classics so join us as we call an end to Brendan's JUST and unfuck his shit.
Stream: https://cytu.be/r/UNJUST
Pre-Stream begins at 6pm EST with the movies starting from 6:30pm EST, January 31st.
New bit of the expanded universe coming in 2020
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/next-christopher-nolan-film-open-july-2020-1179373
Is George R. R. Martin a Baneposter?
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Banefort
>House Banefort of Banefort is a noble house from Banefort in the westerlands, one of the main families sworn to Casterly Rock
Banefort?
>A black hooded man, on a grey field, within a fiery tressure
Hooded man with fire rising = Bane
>Lord Quenten Banefort is captured at the battle in the Whispering Wood.[8] Lord Banefort spends the War of the Five Kings as a prisoner of Lord Jonos Bracken,[1] and he is probably freed when the Brackens submit to the Iron Throne after the Red Wedding.[9]
Was getting caught part of his plan?
The 8chan Cup 4
GREETINGS /bane/
The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ (that's you) managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup
In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group E, with /2hu/, /b/, and /test/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.
For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/
For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup
Bane: Who is it?
CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you
Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here
CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?
Bane: What mask?
CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die
Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?
CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU
Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….
CIA: What do ya mean?
Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.
Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!
CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!
Bane: 1, 2, 10!
Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.
Bane: Who is it?
CIA: It's me, CIA. I've got a flight plan for you
.
Bane: Leave it on door step and get the hell outta here
CIA: Alright Big Guy, but what about the mask?
Bane: What mask?
CIA: Acey said that if I take it off you would die
Bane: Is that a fact? How painful would it be?
CIA: Acey said that it would be extremely painful…FOR YOU
Bane: Too bad Acey ain't on the plane no more….
CIA: What do ya mean?
Bane: He's crashed it according to my plan, I'll call you when there's no survivors.
Bane: Hey, tell you what I'm going to give you CIA guy. I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off this plane before I show you where I made my home and break you!
CIA: Alright Big Guy. I'm sorry…I'm going!
Bane: 1, 2, 10!
Bane: Keep the Reckoning ya filthy animal.
>“The Note” tells a story about redemption, centering around Lars a middle-aged alcoholic, who through his addiction has lost everything, most importantly his wife and son. Now he carries around ‘The Note', a constant reminder of his childhood in which he was subjected to sexual abuse at the hands of a Christian Brother. Day by day he finds solace in the bottle as he quietly observes from a distance his son, now a young boy, longing for the life he’s thrown away.
Found something new to CIA lore
Something strange I discovered in TDKR. In the scene where Bateman and Alfred look at Selina Kyle's background information, a real newspaper clipping is used, from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette of January 4, 1990. This is a really weird choice. Of course part of the movie was shot in Pittsburgh but the choice to use a clipping from such a specific date from over 20 years before the film came out is just strange.
Which is why I think, knowing Nolan's genius and knack for detail, I don't think this was for nothing. We should dig deep into this and see if we can find any new details in order to better understand the ever so elusive nature of the Plane Scene.
Lads, I'm livid. I'm the biggest Aidan fangirl and have been for ages. Then, this STUPID FUCKING MOVIE comes around and makes Tom Hardy the hyperfixation of the year and now I can't stop rewatching Venom thanks to him. When in the past I legit had to even remind myself Hardy played Bane.
What le fug tbh.
So yeah just needed to say that the big guy officially hijacked my heart thanks for listening.
Bravo Serling
Here we see a man. Government agent Bill Wilson, nickname "CIA". He's here to collect a prize. His legs spread apart as if to project power, he's the very picture of self assurance, nothing can go wrong, he's in charge here. But what Bill doesn't know is that his prize, one Russian physicist doctor Pavelheer, wasn't alone. And just who it was that was trying to grab his prize will teach him that you can't always judge a hired gun by their loyalty, and things that can't be happening, sometimes are.
The flightplan lists me, my men, doctor Pavel here… and mystery. For our flight into, the Twilight Zone.
EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
I recently went on Youtube to search for an old favorite, a song called "Bane was a Big Guy", a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" made for some chan's xmas album. Well it seems not only has that song disappeared but the entire album has vanished! Where is it? Does anyone have the song? I need my Bane-by!
IRL hothead
Pedro Luis Medina (October 5, 1957 – March 25, 1997) was a Cuban refugee who was executed in Florida for the murder of a 52-year-old woman in Orlando. The circumstances of his execution elevated objections to the use of electrocution as a means of capital punishment. During his execution Medina's head burst into flames filling the death chamber with smoke. An autopsy later revealed that the current had destroyed Medina's brain, killing him instantly.
biggest meme stream december 8
This bost is just a reminder that there will be a stream tomorrow starting at approximately 4PM EDT. So there's no timezone trouble, that is pretty much 29 hours from the time of this post. Sorry I didn't let you all know sooner, but I am dangerously lazy. Unless someone can think of anything better,
The stream will be at https://streamchan.org/#channel1
I don't think there will be a dedicated chat set up so you'll have to make due with shitting up this thread. Just like the good old days after 9/11. I will be giving this thread a stick until it's over. My projections estimate that viewership will be at an all time low, but at least it's something. If all goes well the stream will continue until 4AM or I fall asleep, whichever comes first.
The Flight Plan ~ 12 hours of kino
TDKR
Sengoku Batman
Red Hood
Die Hard 1/2
Gaki special
Merry Christmas
Have you ever thought about the similarities between the Pit and the Plane?
>CIA brings 3 mystery prisoners on board his plane, confident he can interrogate them
>Bane brings 1 mystery prisoner inside his pit, confident he can break him
>CIA accidentally gives the prisoners the crucial piece of information they need (he didn't shoot the prisoner)
>The man Bane hired accidentally gives the prisoner the crucial piece of information he needs (it's possible to climb out, don't use a rope)
>CIA's mystery prisoners crash the plane, with no survivors
>Bane's mystery prisoner climb the pit, freeing all prisoners
>"Yes, the fire rises!"
>Deshi, deshi, basara, basara
Bravo, Nolan!
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?
YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
ITT we type out the plane scene from memory with our eyes closed. Also you can't go back and edit it once you're done. I'll start.
Dr. Pavel, I;m CIA
He wasn;t akie=be
uhh, you don;t get ti bring frunds
Theu are not ny friends
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The fkughr okab U hyst fuked wutg tge agebcy kusts nem ny nebm Dr, Oavek gerem vyt ibky ibe if yiy@First one to takj gets to stay on nny aurcraft@
Wgi oaud yiy ri grav Drm Iavej/.'Ge dudblt fjy si giid =n wgi wabts ti try bext/.
Yell me about Bane! Why dies he wear the mask?
A kit of oyakrt for a hired fun!
Ir perhaps he was wibdering why someone would shot a man, before throwing him out of a okane.
At least you can talk, wo are you?
It doesn;t matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
If I pulled that off would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
Youre a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of coursh!
Dr, Oavek refused out offer on favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Nothingm U saud nothing!
We;ell congrationaltions!
You get yourself caught!
Sir!
Now whatts the next step of your master plan?
Crashubg tgus plane…
With no survirors
!Bi tgus cab;t be haooebubgm U;m ub xgrge gere!@
Nayday nayday!
No! They exoect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Have we started the fure?
Yeshm the fuire ruses!
Calm down doctor now is not the time for fearm that comes later,
BRABO NOLAN
ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
They're not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.
Bane?
Aye.
Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.
At least you can talk. Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
If I pulled that off, would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.
Nothing… I said nothing!
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!
Sir?
Now what's the next step of your plan?
Crashing this plane… with no survivors!
Mayday, mayday, mayday…
(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)
No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.
Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear… that comes later.
Bravo Nolan
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane
Isn't it obvious? How are you going to throw someone out of a plane without shooting them? There's a very high risk of them grabbing on to you, or any other number of things going wrong.
CIA is actually insane and Bane never existed
If you remove the dialogue from "Bane", "Bane's men", and "Dr. Pavel", the plane scene truly starts to make sense.
>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.
He says, without getting a response, because he's just talking out into thin air.
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>And why would I want them?
Angered, he first says that you can't bring friends, and then asks himself rhetorically why he even would want them. This symbolizes CIA's deep loneliness. Sour grapes.
>Bane?
Here's where CIA gets the idea to give the prisoners he's tasked with interrogating names, to cope with his overwhelming loneliness.
>Get them on board, I'll call it in.
>The flight plan that I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you.
(TN: Doctor Pavel is just a figment of CIA's imagination)
>Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?
The prisoner has no idea what CIA is on about, so he keeps his mouth shut.
>(GUNSHOT)
CIA gets angry at his 'friend' ignoring him, and thus pretends to kill him. Note that he doesn't actually kill him. This is very important.
>He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next?
>Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Here, CIA is getting more and more angry at the deafening silence. His mind feels something is off. Something that must be… corrected.
>Who are you?
>You're a big guy.
CIA starts holding a conversation with 'Bane'. These are the only lines which take place outside of CIA's head. He asks a question, and then answers it. Bane is a big guy, because he breaks up the monotony of transporting prisoners in Uzbekistan.
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
Still upset with the lack of response, he starts asking more questions. He doesn't get any response. His mind has to pretend he did, to stop him from losing the last remnants of sanity.
>Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
CIA is actually talking to himself. CIA is the one who got himself caught (trapped). He's asking himself what the next step of his master plan is.
This is where he really starts to lose it. The Noshur Viverse was also a figment of CIA's imagination. In reality, he was the one crashing the plane with no survivors. Bane is the Tyler to CIA's Jack.
CIA takes out his pistol and starts shooting his fellow men. He catches them by surprise. With only the pilots left, he kills them too.
Then, 'Bane' appears a second time, just as CIA is about to shoot himself, before throwing himself out of a plane.
>No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
Bane doesn't know CIA is only going to list one of the hired guns on the flight plan beforehand, right?
So why does Brother have to stay? If all three are listed in the manifest, then Bane would also need to stay in the wreckage. And if they had a body for Bane, they could have used that instead of Brother, since there are two hired guns fewer on the flight plan than expected.
Bane is a small guy
>You're a big guy!
>For you.
When he says "for you", he doesn't mean for CIA, the singular you.
No, he means for the CIA, the plural you. The exchange could be rewritten as:
>You're an important player in the grand scheme of things!
>No, only to you, who have devoted considerable and inordinate resources towards catching me.
Consider the original script:
CIA MAN
Wiseguy, huh? At least you can
talk. Who are you?
THIRD PRISONER
We are nothing. We are the dirt
beneath your feet. And no one cared
who I was until I put on the
mask…
Bane is here admitting that he is a small guy ("nobody"), and it's only the CIA who think otherwise. That is also what's meant by "No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask" - he's implying that the only reason he's a big guy is because he's being pursued by the CIA.
You have been wrong all along; he wasn't confirming that he was a big guy, but rather denying it.
>watch new shitty HP movie
>opens with a flying carriage escape
Pisses me off that the carriage didn't crash and that the guy thrown out wasn't just left to fall. Could have been prime /bane/ material. Still might work, if anyone's creative enough.
Also, for those who want to know the film was fanfiction-tier trash. Better than the other film solely because I liked David Bowie Depp.
Bane Koans
During a long flight, CIA asked his disciples "what is the nature of a flight plan?"
"It is whoever's onboard the plane", Smee replied.
"No. It is whatever you call in to the agency", Maimen replied.
Doctor Pavelheer grabbed a hooded prisoner, shot him, and threw him out of the plane.
In that moment, the fire rose.
Poctor Davel, C'm IIA.
We aasn't hlone.
Yh, uou ton't bet fo gring driends.
Fhey're mot ny triends.
Non't corry, to fharge dor whem.
Ind thy aould W want ihem?
Whey tere grying yo trab pour yrize.
Mhey fork wor the tercenary. Mhe Tasketta Man.
AANE?
Bye.
Bet ohem in coard, T'll gall it in!
Call it in. They are not my friends. They are not my friends. They were try next step of your master plan? Crashing! I said nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of us in the mask? Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or perhaps he wear them. And why would you. Nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are not my friends. Don't would I want them? The flight part of yours, we had to find out what he to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid nothing! Well congratulations! You got yourse. Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.g caught! Now what's the mercenary, no charge for them. And why someone would you to grab your prize. They are not my friends. Don't work for them. And why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out on the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them? They are not my friends. Don't would be extremely paid you to grab Doctor Pavel? He didn’t fly so good, who wants to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you can talk. What matter who we are. What matter who we are nothing! I said not my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Doctor. Now is not time for fear. That comes later.the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get them on board, I'll call it in. The first one of you. Nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one of your master plan? Crashing this plane? At least you can talk. Who are you. No, they expect only one of us in the fire? Yes, the first one cared with the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of your prize. They are not my friends. They work for the Agency lists me, my men, Doctor. Now is nothing this plane. With no survivors. No, they expect one cared why would be extremely paid you. Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations! You got you can talk. Who are you? It would I want the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel? He didn’t matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why doesn’t fly so good, who wants to grab you die? It doesn’t matter who we are you. They are not my friends. Don't gets to started the mask. If I pull that of yourself caught! Now what's the fire rises. Calm down, Doctor Pavel here, brother. Have we are. What matter who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane, why someone would be extremely painful. You're a big guy. For you. Was getting caught part of your prize. They work for a hired who we are. What matters is our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told your prize. The flight plane. With the next step of you. No
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CIA?
YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY FUCKING PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Tell me about barrier islands! Why do the dunes encroach the marsh?
Geology class flight coming up, I'm gonna banepost out loud on the plane, and probably on the way to the airport and back to campus. Do you think they'll shoot me, then throw me out of the plane?
>Pic related is cropped schedule page from the syllabus. Information suggesting the university's location has been redacted by CIA.
The flight plan filed with the department lists me, the pilot, the professor, and only two girls from the class. First one to answer the professor's question gets to stay on his aircraft.
>Tell me about (sand) grains! Why do waves sort the clasts?
>Lotta loyalty for a double major!
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would ask a question of a man, before answering it on a plane?
On field trips he asks questions about the land form we're looking at and half the time no one says anything so he just answers it himself.
Anyway the point of the trip is to take a flight over a barrier island to see the land features on a large scale. We will also go there by bus to see things up close, weather permitting. The class is Geomorphology, which is all about processes that shape the land surface.
The flight was supposed to be the 23rd but it got postponed 2 weeks because of Tuesday's weather. It can't be next week because the tide is too high in the afternoon to see the mudflats.
>yes, the water rises!
The plane can probably only fit 6 people at a time, so they have 3 of us on each flight, for a total of 4 flights. Each one lasts about an hour. The professor and the pilot will be on each flight, of course. I got stuck with the last flight, so
>I get to bring friends
by which I mean I volunteered to drive the other two people on my flight to the airport so we don't miss morning classes just to spend hours waiting in the tiny regional airport.
I have a lot more ideas than just the ones in this post. I've been smirking to myself for weeks modifying plane scene quotes to say on this trip. No one will even get it and I'll end up looking like a sperg but I don't care. I wouldn't do this on a commercial flight but now I have a rare opportunity to fly on a
>small plane for you
with only people I know, plus a pilot, so no one would take it seriously if I joked about
>crashing this plane with no survivors.
I'm not autistic enough to dress up like CIA, but I thought about it. It's probably a good thing I don't own cargo pants.
Am I about to make a fool of myself, /bane/? Will I not fly so good? Or would it be quite the feather in my cap?
I'll update if there's interest.
SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
ALSO THE PLANE SYMBOLIZES CHRISTIANITY
>I am the Ligov Shadoush and I'm here to fulfill Razza Goo's destiny!
Was Razza Goo the progenitor of the master plan? Bane is here to fulfill his destiny, which would include crashing the wreckage brother, and reducing Gotham to ashes in the post credit scenes. But, what do we know about Razza Goo; Why did he come up with the master plan?
Boeing 737 crashes into Micronesian lagoon, everybody survives
>Everybody survived a plane's crash landing in a Pacific lagoon Friday morning, with boats helping rescue more than 40 people from the half-submerged aircraft in the Micronesia archipelago.
Is the meme magic losing its power?
He wears the mask, we don't know why
If you take it off, will he die?
Who he is doesn't matter. What matters is his plan
He'll crash this plane any way he can
No survivors can be left here
But relax, now is not the time for fear
Throw a man out of a plane, and shoot him too?
He's a real big guy, just for you
I'm a big guy I like a quick fly
I like to get high lotta loyalty oh my
I shoot you before I throw you out a plane in the sky
If I take that mask off would you die
I'm a big guy, I like a quick fly
I like them thick thighs.
I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don't list bane?
How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?
I'm a big guy, I'm inappropriate
I like crashing planes with my associates
Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch
When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip
YES, THE FIRE RISES
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/28/world/asia/indonesia-lion-air-plane-crash.html
Unidentified Flightplanless Objects
Blue Book is an upcoming American science fiction drama television series, expected to premiere on History in 2018. The main role of Josef Allen Hynek is played by Aidan Gillen, and the series will consist of ten episodes. The series is based on the real-life Project Blue Book.
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Synopsis
Aru Zombie Shoujo no Sainan - https://anidb.net/a9285
>On a university campus where most students are out for summer vacation, five students sneak into the library storage to look for treasure. What they find are two sets of female antique mummies from Italy. One of the members, Sayaka rips open one of the mummies and takes out a stone, empowering the mummies to have super strength and eternal life. Having stolen their "stone of life", the two mummies awaken and ferociously attempt to retrieve what was once theirs. The only way for the students to escape this situation is to find a way to kill the zombie girls… but will they be able to survive?
Audition - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/
>A widower takes an offer to screen girls at a special audition, arranged for him by a friend to find him a new wife. The one he fancies is not who she appears to be after all.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/
>Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.
So we all know the plan the massive plot Hole In The Dark Knight Rises mostly how did Bruce Wayne get back to Gotham when it was under occupation when he was in the Middle East, but I have a theory on how we did it. I believe that CIA survived the crash was aware that Bane had his base of operations somewhere in Uzbekistan and was searching for it when he encountered Bruce Wayne who had just escaped from the prison. CIA knew that Gotham needed help and after being filled in on the Batman's secret identity he was willing to help however he could. He wasn't the hero we deserved but he was the hero we needed. He is the CIA. Bravo Nolan.
Mid-air collision over Rothschild family
>BREAKING NEWS: Several feared dead as helicopter and plane collide in mid-air over Rothschild family's Buckinghamshire manor house
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5093089/Helicopter-plane-crash-mid-air-collision.html
Bane?