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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

>>144151

Have we started the gamers?

What the fuck did you just say about me you little hothead? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in CIA, and I've been involved in numerous flight plans on Dr Pavel, and I have over 300 confirmed power stances. I am trained in shooting people before throwing them out of my airplane and I'm the top guy of feeling in charge. You are nothing to me but just another hired gun. I will take off your mask with extreme precision, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, for you. You think you can get away with bringing friends on my aircraft? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of big guys across the USA and your Dr Pavel is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fire to rise, maggot. The fire that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking loyal, kid but I can throw you out of my plane anywhere, anytime, at no charge, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in calling it in, but I have access to the entire arsenal of this plane and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your survivors off of the face of this flight plan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "master plan" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting caught, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hired guns all over you and you will put on the mask in it. You're fucking Bane, kiddo.