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File: 030413dc793a99b⋯.png (91.64 KB,970x208,485:104,CIAflightplanREDACTED.png)

 No.143331

Geology class flight coming up, I'm gonna banepost out loud on the plane, and probably on the way to the airport and back to campus. Do you think they'll shoot me, then throw me out of the plane?

>Pic related is cropped schedule page from the syllabus. Information suggesting the university's location has been redacted by CIA.

The flight plan filed with the department lists me, the pilot, the professor, and only two girls from the class. First one to answer the professor's question gets to stay on his aircraft.

>Tell me about (sand) grains! Why do waves sort the clasts?

>Lotta loyalty for a double major!

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would ask a question of a man, before answering it on a plane?

On field trips he asks questions about the land form we're looking at and half the time no one says anything so he just answers it himself.

Anyway the point of the trip is to take a flight over a barrier island to see the land features on a large scale. We will also go there by bus to see things up close, weather permitting. The class is Geomorphology, which is all about processes that shape the land surface.

The flight was supposed to be the 23rd but it got postponed 2 weeks because of Tuesday's weather. It can't be next week because the tide is too high in the afternoon to see the mudflats.

>yes, the water rises!

The plane can probably only fit 6 people at a time, so they have 3 of us on each flight, for a total of 4 flights. Each one lasts about an hour. The professor and the pilot will be on each flight, of course. I got stuck with the last flight, so

>I get to bring friends

by which I mean I volunteered to drive the other two people on my flight to the airport so we don't miss morning classes just to spend hours waiting in the tiny regional airport.

I have a lot more ideas than just the ones in this post. I've been smirking to myself for weeks modifying plane scene quotes to say on this trip. No one will even get it and I'll end up looking like a sperg but I don't care. I wouldn't do this on a commercial flight but now I have a rare opportunity to fly on a

>small plane for you

with only people I know, plus a pilot, so no one would take it seriously if I joked about

>crashing this plane with no survivors.

I'm not autistic enough to dress up like CIA, but I thought about it. It's probably a good thing I don't own cargo pants.

Am I about to make a fool of myself, /bane/? Will I not fly so good? Or would it be quite the feather in my cap?

I'll update if there's interest.

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 No.143371

>flying alone with two girls

>"lol I should banepost"

Dress as CIA and be very subtle with your baneposts.

Other than that why no try to get with the girls?

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 No.143372

File: b5459077ffd20fd⋯.png (579.45 KB,800x450,16:9,theimplication.png)

>>143371

>flying alone with two girls, our professor, and a pilot

>trying to get with the girls

Sounds an awful lot like pic related. I actually don't think I would want to date either one of them because there would be a mismatch in values. Otherwise they're nice enough. I'll just try and have fun with it instead. Plus there are only 12 of us in the class, and the department is small, so word can get around.

I'm just going to try and have fun with it. They probably won't get the references, so I'll just be entertaining myself, but I won't appear to be acting too unusually. That's the best I can hope for on this trip. I'm not going to dress as CIA, though. The best I could do is a hoodie that sort of looks like his, a polo shirt with the same color as his but a different design, and khakis that are a similar color to his cargo pants, and that's not good enough. I'm not buying clothes to banepost on a plane once when there's a slim chance anyone will get it. Even if they do, which is possible since TDKR was a popular movie and Bravo Nolan is a famous director, they probably won't get the meme.

Or maybe yelling plane scene lines on a flight out to the coast in a tiny single-engine plane is a truly alpha move, who knows. Wasn't there a halfchan post about a guy getting laid by acting like Ryan Gosling from Drive?

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 No.143379

>>143331

>>143372

Was thinking /bane/ is your personal blog part of your plan?

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 No.143383

>>143379

Of course not. It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan, which is to start a fire.

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 No.143389

>>143371

Baneposting is a great way to get chicks. It's all about confidence and being a big guy. It never fails.

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 No.143398

>>143372

>I'm not buying clothes to banepost on a plane once

And that is why you'll fail.

Which reminds me, I need to replace my cargo pants.

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 No.143399

>>143398

Maybe you're right. If I'm going to do it, I might as well go all in. Getting caught is part of my plan, after all. I have a week to get some cargo pants. Sometimes you just have to be a hothead. I'm in charge here.

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 No.143406

>>143399

Get in character. Follow the Flight Plan.

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 No.143412

File: 502fe110034efd3⋯.jpg (102.62 KB,569x802,569:802,502fe110034efd35e097968d7a….jpg)

>>143398

>somebody actually read all this shit

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 No.143491

File: 4c67ab5b9ba26cd⋯.png (133.08 KB,486x570,81:95,fde22384224eb21a667821adff….png)

>>143412

It was a big post.

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 No.143497

>>143491

For you.

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 No.143504

Tuesday's weather is forecast to be rainy, so the flight plan filed with the department has been pushed back to Tues. Nov. 13.

>DELAYING THIS PLANE

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 No.143538

>>143331

>Am I about to make a fool of myself, /bane/? Will I not fly so good? Or would it be quite the feather in my cap?

Was making a fool of yourself part of your plan? If so, you succeeded with crashing colors

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 No.143657

Sorry big guys, we're going to have to wait even longer. Rain and possibly snow tomorrow have POSTPONED THIS PLANE until after Thanksgiving. At this point there's a good chance the flight won't happen at all, since it can only happen on Tuesdays and there aren't that many weeks left before finals in mid-December.

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