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File: dbf7cbc5b1c5da2⋯.png (1.77 MB,847x4352,847:4352,1542251988003.png)

 No.143684 [Last50 Posts]

What are you doing to ensure the fire rises?

Post your off-chan bane posts.

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 No.143685

>>143684

>do you feel in charge?

<for you

As expected of the type of roastie whore going on tinder to suck dick.

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 No.143689

I banepost in peer-reviewed academic articles. Can't say much more

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 No.143706

Last month I did an internship as a teacher at a high school. One of my subjects is Language Arts, which has now given up on actually trying to get kids to read novels, so they promote things like comics and movies. For one lesson I had to pick a scene from a movie and get students to analyze it as deeply as possible. Naturally, I picked The Plane Scene. I justified it to my supervisor by just saying I'd show them "the first scene from the latest Batman movie," and I was told it was a good choice because kids love superheroes and the Nolan Batman movies are smart as far as normalfags are concerned.

Essentially, it was an entire day of teaching multiple classes of high school students to Banepost, for 75 minutes per class. And I couldn't have done it without the help of all of you Banescholars who have come up with so many incredible observations and insights over the years, who helped me realize that this is the deepest scene ever created. And whenever there was a lull in the students' observations, I was able to nudge them toward another of your many observations.

The students learned to pick up on all sorts of tiny cues for characters and their backgrounds and motivations. Doctor Pavel's loneliness, CIA's hubris, Bane's insecurity. Yes, the students did pick up on Bane saying he was a big guy for CIA. And yes, one student giggled at the homosexual implications. Being clear that there were no wrong answers, I made him speak up and told him that that was a completely valid interpretation. My supervisor was then even more impressed because of course it's very popular to pick GBLTQQ2+:) material now.

I have another, more substantial internship at a different high school starting in January, then I should be able to get an actual job in September. I plan to repeat this lesson at every school every year. In time, I will create a whole new generation of Banescholars.

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 No.143711

>>143706

The fire rises.

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 No.143714

File: fc7f8d47dd33af8⋯.jpg (54.14 KB,853x480,853:480,x480-mij.jpg)

>>143706

What state? My little brother said he watched the plane scene in class the other day, and I occasionally banepost irl with my family (it's pretty autistic I know), so if that was you that'd be pretty neat.

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 No.143717

>>143714

Its be even neater if it wasnt. Would mean theres at least 2.

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 No.143720

File: 4300e74bb20f12d⋯.png (1.54 MB,811x4543,811:4543,1542501838231.png)

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 No.143723

>>143720

Was being this autistic PART of your plan?

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 No.143728

File: 54d38b4134df854⋯.jpg (64.01 KB,640x360,16:9,downloadfile.jpg)

>>143723

Of coursh

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 No.143734

>>143720

>>143684

What's this site or app btw?

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 No.143735

>>143689

I intend to do the same once I finish my Ph.D.

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 No.143736

>>143734

Whisper

Lots of thots and degenerate homos asking for big or smal guys.

Its ripe for fucking with them.

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 No.143746

>>143714

Canada, so yeah there are at least two of us.

>>143720

You're a big gay.

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 No.143759

>>143736

Thanks. I only found stupid shit here in France, I guess it's more interesting in the US

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 No.143761

>>143746

>there are at least two of us.

The fire rises!

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 No.143794

>>143759

Click on "latest" only

And start bane posting

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 No.143824

File: a70582428ebff7a⋯.pdf (371.39 KB,Academic Baneposting.pdf)

>>143689

Is this you?

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 No.143827

File: 695845e644448af⋯.gif (1.95 MB,500x235,100:47,none shall interfere.gif)

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 No.143829

>>143824

No, you can't easily tell I banepost. I hide it well so only initiated people can tell.

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 No.143830

>>143829

well why won't you show us?

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 No.143831

>>143829

the League of Shadows approves,

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 No.143832

if weather patterns change globally then yea the fire rises,

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 No.143856

File: 369fc717e302036⋯.png (3.89 KB,208x243,208:243,keep calm.png)

a seed has sprouted,

the weather will bring the reign,

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 No.143857

>>143856

once a mustard seed gets in you'll

never get it out,

Jesus spoke of the virtue of the

mustard seed but how many

today know it is a pernicious weed

that is indomitable,

the fire rises,

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 No.143858

the dark knight has prepared

the salt mines,

it is only time till there are

tears in heaven,

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 No.143859

>>143858

for this the tongue of the Egyptian see

will be cut asunder,

all who have a forked tongue will be

roasted like lamb,

if the Egyptians taught Moses & he

brought darkness upon the land by

using the teaching of the priests,

then yes the fire rises,

speaking with a forked tongue will

be punishable by walking the frozen

river out of Gotham,

scorpions who teach chicks how to

synthesize serpents, as a result

teaching will be outlawed globally

& punishable with the fourth angel,

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 No.143860

when you mix the needs of night

& brute force you have a consistency

as strong as iron,

unless you can cleanse both mind

& body in Gotham of all the misdeeds

that Batman has let happen then

I doubt that the harps in heaven

can stop the fire that rises,

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 No.143861

>>143860

I believe that haarp will

do nothing to my acts,

this is because of my

spectrum,

possibly if you bow to my

spectrum it will only antagonize

me,

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 No.143862

>>143861

my spectrum siphons off a

natural universal spectrum,

I doubt that Wayne tech can

deal with that,

the fire rises,

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 No.143863

>>143862

now that sparky is barking

I can't imagine you'll put

out the fire unless you

bring enough tears in

heaven,

the tongue of the Egyptian

see taught Bane the arts

of darkness,

it's what Egypt wants,

they begged so long & hard,

if the entire world went lgbt

over night could Batman

just fix that, if on top of

that if his back was physically

broken then in the real world

what, when fucking & having kids

come together you can't stop

the spawn,

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 No.143864

it would be ironic if playing

harps became music in

Bane's ears,

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 No.143865

>>143864

if all your weather modifications

only emboldened the coming of

sun down in reign,

I would lulz,

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 No.143866

if it turns out that my

harp is more divine

than yours, lol,

Arkham's experiments

on Bane taught him

everything,

on top of the tongue

of the Egyptian see

constantly teaching

as well,

if the government wants

to arm their enemies

even more powerfully

then you got a problem

yuge as Gyna,

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 No.143867

Bane didn't do anything other

than live but Arkham wanted

him dead anyways,

now,

the fire will rise,

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 No.143868

I believe my area is ten - twenty degrees

different than it should be,

Arkham & Gotham want Bane dead just

for the act of living,

once the entirety of Gotham is touched

by my reign, lol,

all of it,

weather is one,

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 No.143869

possibly the experiments in Arkham

taught Bane something that Gotham

will never forget,

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 No.143870

Wayne Enterprises always

knew Bane's story but didn't

care, now possibly all Gotham

will care,

if the Dark Knight sits around while

crime is booming then don't

blame Bane,

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 No.143871

imagine if the natural weather

pattern in the Middle East was

rain,

imagine if Wayne Tech couldn't

control the weather anymore,

the fire rises,

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 No.143872

>>143871

what if NM Nevada etc

should naturally be

getting rain,

what if Bane broke

Batman's back for

assaulting innocent

citizens,

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 No.143873

>>143872

see all those happy vets

with no arms or legs,

Batman thinks that is cool,

those vets are living reality,

one day Batman & Gotham

will too,

Metallica One,

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 No.143874

>>143873

if it's not Batman who thinks

one vets are cool, her parents

& grandparents sure don't give

a fuck,

the very reason the fire will

rise,

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 No.143875

be funny if Wayne Tech

had no more control on

the weather huh,

Bane winds up breaking

Gotham, the One that

could,

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 No.143876

Genesis 37:19

19 “Here comes that dreamer!”

yep,

like that,

I know the fire will rise,

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 No.143877

Genesis 37:19

imagine if in your dreams a Jinn

spoke to you for the times you

rubbed the lamp during the day,

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 No.143879

I imagine Wayne Tech

makes big bucks making

prosthetics for oned vets,

they like business,

for this the fire rises,

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 No.143880

Wayne Tech lives off the blood

equity of murdering the innocent

like Bane was,

for this the Jinn will grant wishes,

wish during the day, see the road

map in the night,

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 No.143881

Shock Wave,

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 No.143882

Genesis 37:19

when ever it rains,

the teams pay,

for with holding intel,

Genesis 37:19

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 No.143883

Bane shouldn't be blamed

that God's own hands have

been covering the EYE,

after one victory at Babel

the EYE went to sleep

like Rip Van Winkle,

now look at what kind of

world you woke to,

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 No.143884

>>143883

wink atcha babe,

get me cue huh?

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 No.143885

>>143883

Rip Van Winkle woke up

to a fully built Babel,

ever read the bible,

God used to have wisdom,

used to,

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 No.143886

>>143885

this time Babel confounded

the tongues of angels,

for God's foolishness her

angels have fallen,

Ragnarok,

Odin's time has come,

Fenrir is loose,

if you can't beat em,

divide & conquer,

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 No.143887

I'm a messenger,

deal with the news,

if you don't like the news,

then don't let CNN open

it's doors,

I'm not your father,

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 No.143888

Batman's father let's vets listen

to trash like Metallica One,

let's Master Wayne listen to the

same music,

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 No.143889

they say that Batman &

Bane are each ones,

they can be a couple,

lol,

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 No.143890

>>143889

I've had people try to one

me too babe,

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 No.143891

while the NSA etc all watch

& guard the till at Poppa John's

Batman is getting his back

broken,

Rip Van Winkle loves

fast food chains expanding the

economy,

who needs Batman, his

back got broke while the

gov was watching the till,

the gov just sits there

watching the till, all

they do is sit & watch,

for this Rip Van Winkle

needs shut eye,

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 No.143893

Wayne Tech creates the government,

the gov ends up sitting to watch the till

at Poppa John's,

thing is, if you are thirty seconds late

with your taxes, OMG,

they need that time to sit & watch the

till,

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 No.143894

Wayne Tech is too busy

chasing Bane who wants

to live his life, Batman slips

on a whoopee cushion

& becomes a slot on the

Simpsons, mean while

the fourth angel is stealing

fort knox,

the gov sits at the till,

Rip Van Winkle hits the

snooze button,

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 No.143895

maybe Bane could give

Batman a Q-tip, too bad

he only has one eye

& no ears,

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 No.143896

Rip

to Rip Van Winkle,

good sleep to you,

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 No.143897

>>143896

they are only coincidences when

you are a shill,

fall of Gotham,

sun down,

Bane did it,

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 No.143899

what's the difference between this

part of the spectrum & haarp,

well this is way more dense &

haarp is up here,

if we used haarp to manipulate

this part of the spectrum what

would it take,

well there are multiple levels

of density here so each level

you would have to square

what haarp is now but that

would be way too much power

to safely use haarp,

tell me what that means,

well, if you squared haarp

that many times it would be

too destructive,

what created this..

well..

that's not possible, that would

never create enough inertia

to make this much change,

well..

that can't be possible, I know

the physics here, there is no

way that has the power to

have enough effect,

well…

I'm a PHD in physics, I know

for a fact that this would never

have such power,

well…

look mom, I'm a PHD, I know

the science,

well…

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 No.143900

>>143899

the fire rises,

from what I might understand,

if they crank haarp to control

the system I created then haarp

would end up causing way too

much damage,

the fire rises,

fuck with the dragon & you get

burned,

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 No.143901

>>143900

for no reason Arkham & Gotham want Bane dead,

you created your own problem,

if the system I created is as I believe,

wait for the salt mines,

if you call on the devil then don't expect an angel,

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 No.143902

>>143901

if Bane really is that good a scientist

then this will lead to an entire cascade

of events,

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 No.143903

>>143862

You're on the spectrum alright.

This is clearly an AI bot test though. Ffs.

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 No.143904

>>143903

nope, science,

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 No.143919

>>143689

Please elaborate brother

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 No.143920

File: 66e0d1e06a6802b⋯.gif (897.34 KB,1484x1978,742:989,divorce.gif)

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 No.143924

>>143920

>Party could be hurt in area of perceived strength

Do they feel in charge?

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 No.143983

>>143920

>Bane strikes at global weather

the fire rises

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 No.144094

File: 7c759b70f35b863⋯.png (12.6 KB,311x118,311:118,steam chat.png)

>>143684

Here's one.

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 No.144097

File: 1bfe5f618e8369d⋯.jpg (41.5 KB,716x716,1:1,286cOitm.jpg)

I've been banepostin in front of my friends and family for years. My friends beg me to stop so they are not my friends. I don't even think about it when I do it. It just happens. Anytime I see a mask or a plane I know what must be said.

I'll word for word retell the movie too.

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 No.144981

>>144097

this gives me the impression that you are an adult male of considerable size

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 No.144983

>>144981

In relation to your own stature.

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